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The two admonishers were obviously wronged by the sky, they pointed at Cheng Yaojin with trembling fingers, and cried out sadly:

"Your Majesty, do you know how Duke Cheng's cattle died this time?"

"Cheng Guogong even said that his cattle were hanged!"

Several admonishing ministers obviously felt that their IQs had been insulted.

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The Patriarch of the Cui family was drinking tea, and he spit it out in one gulp, almost choking himself to death, cow, can he hang himself?

My dear mother, Cheng Yaojin, you are really talented!

My Qinghe Cui family, with relatives like you, the ancestral grave is really smoked.

Empress Changsun was still worried about Li Shimin, but when she heard this, she was stunned, her head was buzzing, and her beautiful eyes lost focus in an instant.

She has only one thought now, how did the cow hang himself?

Wei Zheng was also dumbfounded, and angrily scolded: "Cheng Yaojin, isn't your cow already mature?"

Cheng Yaojin was also angry, and hummed:

"Damn it, you didn't say that my old Cheng family's cows have been killed all the time, so there is no new trick."

"Our family is very good, and it has dignity. It probably listened to it. It hanged itself this time. Isn't it new enough?"

"What else do you want?"

It's not easy for Cheng Yaojin to say that my cattle are not easy, don't go too far, next time, my old Cheng doesn't know, how will my cattle die?

This Wei Zheng is so angry that his nose is about to smoke. The pattern is new enough, but the key is that your cattle must have this ability!

For your reason, can you take some time to make it up?

Empress Changsun laughed out loud.

Li Shimin too, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, what a talent.

Suddenly, Li Shimin's eyes lit up, and the cow hanged himself. Isn't this super big news? Throughout the ages, this is the only one for Scorpion Baba!

Li Shimin laughed loudly, took Cheng Yaojin's arm and said:

"Cheng Aiqing, is your cow so spiritual? Can he hang himself? Can he hang himself tomorrow?"

"I must spread this anecdote throughout the Tang Dynasty. This is a wonder from ancient to modern times."

"You are really my lucky general!"

Li Shimin was so happy that he was crazy. He had already thought of a series of plans to hype up the matter of cows hanging themselves. Chen Tong was right: it is not uncommon for people to hang themselves, but it is rare for cows to hang themselves.

Cheng Yaojin scratched his head, "Your Majesty, I think the cow should also prepare. I'm afraid it won't be able to adapt for a while. After all, it has changed to a new trick, and the cow is also very confused."

In fact, he was even more confused. Just saying that, Your Majesty, you actually believed it. My old Cheng felt that this world was too unreal.

Cheng Yaojin didn't even know how he left the palace. In short, his cattle could be hanged, and they had to be hanged, and they had to hang themselves in public.

Cheng Yaojin looked depressed, what's wrong with this?

How do I explain this to Niu, so that it can understand, this coquettish operation of hanging himself?

Before Cheng Yaojin walked home, a shocking news spread among the people.

"Whether it's the loss of morality or the distortion of bull nature, Cheng Guogong's bull has learned to hang himself!"

"Cheng Guoguang's cow died a new trick. Don't miss it when you pass by. Tomorrow, Cheng Guogong's house will perform a cow hanging himself."

"Really or not? I used to think that crashing to death was very spiritual. It turned out that I was so ignorant and so looking forward to it. Brother Zhang, Brother Liu, let's go watch together tomorrow."

"Together, we must go and see. I think this scene must be able to write a poem, ah brother Niu"

Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth wide, I also want to know, how did the cow learn to hang himself?

His Majesty gave a death order. If the cow doesn't hang himself tomorrow, he will have no beef to eat in the future.

in the palace.

The Patriarch of the Cui family was really going crazy. In front of him, Li Shimin let people spread rumors like this, hyping up the fact that the cow was hanged, it was completely showing off.

"Is it okay to hang a cow?"

Li Shimin chuckled, and raised the wine glass in his hand towards the Patriarch of the Cui family.

The Patriarch of the Cui family was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, "The old man really married Cheng Yaojin in the eighth lifetime. Your Majesty, this time you will be ruthless!"

He saluted Li Shimin and left with a livid face.

Li Shimin shouted towards him: "Don't forget, let's watch the cow hanged together tomorrow. You will probably never see such a spectacle in your life. While you are still alive, see more."

The Patriarch of the Cui family staggered, if it wasn't for the support of his grandson, he would have suffered a big fall.

Li Shimin felt so cool that he had to go to the group to share it.

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In the chat group, Li Shimin directly sent a message.

Eternal second:

"I checked the history books, there is an interesting record in the unofficial history."

"Cheng Yaojin's cow will not only kill himself, but most importantly, he will hang himself!"

At that time, Cao Cao spit out the wine in one sip.

What Li Shimin said is definitely not unofficial history, this is the truth.

Cheng Yaojin is acting like a demon again.

I heard from Li Shimin before that the cows in Cheng Yaojin's family always crashed to death, but this time the cows died to a new height, what a talent.

Zhu Di was also very envious, seeing Li Shimin's luck, isn't this big news coming soon?

Execute the prosperous hero of your ten clans:

"No wonder Cheng Yaojin is said to be a lucky general."

"I can't accept it."

Wu Zetian nodded, don't look at Cheng Yaojin's carelessness, in fact, he is really wise and stupid.

Heart of the Phantom Sea:

"Cheng Yaojin is not just as simple as a blessing, that is great wisdom."

"Those generals in the early Tang Dynasty laughed and said that the last one was Cheng Yaojin."

Li Shimin was in a good mood at the moment, and she took a walk in the imperial garden together with Empress Changsun.

However, I was still a little uncertain, what if Cheng Yaojin's cow didn't hang himself?

While thinking, suddenly, the eunuch came to report in a hurry.

"Your Majesty, Duke Cheng's cow really hanged himself in public!"

Li Shimin himself didn't believe it: "Really?"

The eunuch hurriedly reported: "Really, everyone in Chang'an City has seen it, and now Chang'an City is already full of noise!"

"It is said that the cattle of our Tang Dynasty are very spiritual!"

Soon, Li Shimin's Baiqisi came to report that they had seen with their own eyes that Cheng Yaojin's cattle bit the reins and hung themselves on the southeast branch!

Baiqisi's face was quite exciting, that was a hell, he said cautiously: "Your Majesty, do you want to find Taoist Master Li Chunfeng to go to Cheng Guogong's house to drive away evil spirits?"

"Drive your uncle!" Li Shimin raised his foot and kicked the Baiqisi down.

For such a big news, it should be spread out quickly.

However, his head is still buzzing now, he thought Cheng Yaojin hanged the cow because he put a rope on the cow and then kicked the cow off the high platform.

But he didn't expect that Cheng Yaojin's cattle would really hang himself?

Li Shimin didn't believe in evil, so he went to watch by himself, only to find that Cheng Yaojin was in high spirits at the moment, bargaining with Qin Qiong, Yuchi Jingde and others.

Yes, Qin Qiong and his family's cows are allowed to hang themselves at Lao Cheng's house, but they must leave a cow's leg. The geese are plucked and the cow's legs are left behind.

Then Li Shimin saw the scene that he will never forget, Niu really hanged himself!

Li Shimin was like all the Tang people, he was really stunned.

Cheng Yaojin laughed loudly, saluted Li Shimin and said, "Your Majesty, my old Cheng has already said that the cow died by himself, but you don't believe it, do you believe it now? It's not that I want to eat beef."

Li Shimin was really confused at the time, and went directly to the chat group.

Eternal second:

"Would you believe me if I said that I saw a cow hanged with my own eyes?"

Zhu Di rolled his eyes, this is the legend, referring to a deer as a horse?

It's fine if you deceive the people of Datang, but you still come to deceive us?

Will your conscience hurt?

Execute the prosperous hero of your ten clans:

"Hehe, do you believe it?"

The emperors were speechless for a while, who is Li Shimin lying to?

However, they had to believe what Chen Tong said.

Chen Tong:

"What's so strange about this?"

"Isn't this Western magic? The East calls it illusion."

"I think back then, when Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty specially sent the mission to the Siyi in order to frighten the Siyi, he brought an illusion master with him, performed a traditional illusion, and moved the mountain!"

"At that time, Siyi was so shocked that many people thought it was a manifestation of the gods, and they were even more afraid of Emperor Sui Yang."

Li Shimin and others slapped their heads, only to realize that this is an illusion.