Subverted This is the Emperor Chat Group

The milk is fierce and the milk is fierce.

As the live broadcast screen opened, in the magnificent palace, Zhu Wen screamed like a pig being killed.

Surrounded by embarrassing imperial physicians.

They are preparing to perform an operation on Zhu Wen.

An old doctor was holding a sharp knife, which looked like a barrow's. He sighed and said:

"Your Majesty, one of your dragon eggs has exploded."

"All we can do now is scrape off the carrion and sew it up for you."

The dragon egg exploded!

In the chat group, the emperors almost went crazy laughing.

The human emperor Xin fell directly from the big tree, and even dragged Daji from the tree.

Then he rolled crazily on the ground, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

When he told Daji what he saw, Daji threw herself into his arms, out of breath from laughing.

"Killing me!"

"Why is Zhu Wen so unlucky?"

"I've never heard of someone getting blown up?"

What the hell!

Cao Cao also laughed, and now he doesn't even feel his head hurt anymore.

Friends of wives:

"Zhu Di's marksmanship is second to none."

"It actually broke Dan."

"And the one that shattered was one!"

"I just want to ask, is the remaining one still useful?"

Wu Zetian laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

None of the jokes she has heard in her life are as funny as today.

Especially seeing Zhu Wen's constipated face and the weird eyes of a group of imperial doctors.

I don't know what the doctors thought.

Even the majestic Qin Shihuang couldn't hold back at this moment.

This is so uncomfortable.

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In Daliang Palace.

Zhu Wen bared his teeth in pain, and most importantly, he had to suffer twice!

He cursed himself in his heart, Zhu Di is too fucking useless!

Your attack is too insidious!

At this moment, the imperial physicians were full of surprises, and even one imperial physician couldn't hold back anymore, he asked:

"Your Majesty, how did you get hurt?"

"How did it hurt here?"

"Did it explode by yourself?"

The imperial doctor is like a curious baby, because he never imagined, how could he be hurt like this?

Does their majesty have any bad hobbies?

Immediately, the imperial doctors collectively fought a cold war.

This guy is really not human!

"Your motherfucker!"

Zhu Wen's nose was going to crooked with anger, which was simply an insult to his personality.

Originally, he was suffocated when he was shot by Zhu Di. The key is that he knelt on the ground and called others to call him father, which saved his life.

He managed to come back alive, but was ridiculed by the imperial physicians again.Who can stand this?

At that time, Zhu Wen, who was furious, wanted to kill people. Only crazy killings could make him feel a little bit of happiness, so that he would not feel so uncomfortable.

Zhu Wen jumped up immediately, and then drew out his saber beside the dragon bed, and chased and killed the talking imperial physician with the saber in hand.

The imperial doctors were so frightened that their souls trembled, and then ran outside desperately.

He thought he was dead this time.

But he never expected that he had just run a few steps when he heard a more heart-piercing scream from behind than before.

It turned out that Zhu Wen pulled the wound while running. At that time, Zhu Wen screamed and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

What the hell!

Li Zhi's eyes widened, watching this scene in disbelief.

There was only one thought in his mind, that this kind of thing could happen?

Amazing.

a lovely family:

"This Zhu Wen talks nonsense all day long,"

"Didn't he just talk about it?"

"It turns out that it really hurts to talk, and I can feel it through the screen."

"I've learned a lot now."

The human emperor Xin just stopped laughing and took a breath with great difficulty, but when he heard Li Zhi's explanation, he let out a snort and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up anymore.

On the other hand, Daji beat the Emperor Xin angrily, and asked what happened in the chat group of Emperor Xin.

See how happy you are!

But when he heard the human emperor Xin finish speaking intermittently, Daji laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath.

Someone is really talking nonsense!

This is really a long time to see!

At this moment, Liu Bang couldn't laugh anymore. He felt that if he kept laughing like this, he would die soon.

Not all the ones who killed the white snake were Xu Xian's deceitful sage:

"I said Zhu Wen!"

"Are you fucking trying to kill me by laughing?"

"I solemnly declare that even if you laugh at me to death, you will not inherit my legacy!"

Qin Shihuang really couldn't hold back now, he couldn't help laughing while clutching his stomach.

The ministers and soldiers next to him were immediately stunned. How could our emperor be like this?

What is so funny?

Okay, what about majesty?

But at the moment in Daliang Palace, Zhu Wen was really going crazy.

These emperors actually started the live broadcast!

He is now not only experiencing physical devastation, but also mental torture.

This has become a big joke in the entire chat group!

He really wanted all the imperial doctors to go away and not treat him, but he thought that if he didn't treat him, he would get infected, so he probably became a real eunuch.

He thought that what he couldn't see was what he saw, so that others should not be able to attack him anymore.

But he underestimated the power of the poisonous tongue in the group too much.

How could Cao Cao let him go at this moment?

Friends of wives:

"One of Zhu Wen's dragons has exploded."

"Then how about I give him a nickname?"

"It's called, One-Egg Superman!"

I go.

Emperor Xin cursed secretly, you are really laughing at me to death!

If this continues, I may really die.

He was covering his stomach, already sweating from laughing, and even felt that his breathing was tense.

The whole brain is buzzing.

Emperor Xin never thought that laughing could become a kind of torture!

Most importantly, he couldn't stop if he wanted to.

Cao Cao's poisonous mouth, there is no one else!

At this moment, Li Shimin let Concubine Yang rub his stomach, and he also felt that he would be laughed to death soon.

This Cao Cao's mouth is too poisonous.

What nicknames are these?