Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Sitting up straight, pointing back to himself, Shi Bai had a serious expression on his face.

"I am the successor of communism, a delicate flower of the motherland, a red scarf who does good deeds without leaving a name, my family lives in Room 2, Building 1001, Duandou Garden, Duandou Street, my father is Hu Yingjun, my mother is Zhang Xiaoli, and my name is Hu Tutu, this year is 3 years old... no, he is 18 years old."

Holy Life Lotus: "..."

See you on a moonlit night: "..."

Silently moved his body a few steps away from someone to show that he didn't know him, Yue Yejian showed a rather disgusted expression on his face.

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There is actually nothing to say next, although it is said that there is a super big oil bottle in Yue Ye, but in fact, Sheng Minglian alone is enough to deal with the monsters gathered in the hall to carnival.

And the mastermind who specially gathered those monsters together to hold a banquet with [gourmet tablecloth], just as Bai Bai had expected, was a certain arrogant monster mouse Nazling.

Shengminglian still has a compassionate heart, and the monster inside was only temporarily stunned by some means by him, leaving only the culprit identified by Shi Bai.

It's just that Nazling obviously didn't buy this kind of behavior of Sheng Minglian, and even said that she was the most favored existence under Bishamonten, so Sheng Minglian immediately Let go of her, apologize to her and submit to her or something...

Maybe Nazling didn't have this kind of personality at the beginning, but Nazling, who has been under Bishamonten's hands for so many years and has never encountered any danger or difficulty under his protection, has already developed that kind of personality in her heart. A habit of arrogance...or it can also be called arrogance and domineering.

——Shibai deliberately turned his head to look at Yue Ye, and then saw that the other party turned his head expressionlessly.

After all, to put it another way, what Nazling is doing now is exactly the same as when Yue Yejian was provoking him, except that Nazling's strength itself is limited, but she is just pretending to be a tiger, while Yue Yejian simply believes in what she has. It's just strength.

Shibai also found some very useful means to deal with the existence of a character like Nazling. He rummaged through [Naziling] and found a huge mace full of sharp thorns and put it in front of the opponent. After that, Nazling quickly became honest.

What a joke, although he said that he can't solve the problem, can't he still solve the person who raised this problem?

Nazling honestly told all the things she knew.

It was also at this time that Shibai and Yueyejian learned that they had been targeted by Bishamonten decades ago.In order to get the [Magic Mallet], Bishamonten had already been planning this matter decades ago.

With mental arithmetic and unintentional calculations, coupled with so many years of preparation and cooperation, Bishamonten finally succeeded in getting what he wanted, and even because they didn't take any decent precautions at all,【 Wanbao mallet] This kind of thing was casually lent to Tatara to smash walnuts, which caused the 316 backhands that Bishamonten had prepared before to be completely useless...

This is like when the final exam is coming, in order not to fail the subject, you desperately find the teacher to draw key points every day, go to the library, throw away all entertainment activities, review all night, and devote yourself to this preparation.After a month of painstaking practice, you feel that you have achieved great success, and you must not fail this exam.

Then, when the day of the exam comes, you walk into the exam room with your head held high and your chest held high, looking down at your roommate next to you who has been sluggish because of playing games all night, and when the exam papers are finally handed out, you With a cold smile in his mouth, he pulled off the cap of the pen as if he was on the battlefield, and then looked at the test paper, only to find that there was only one question on it.

[84+55545+45886658+10=? 】

...that's probably how it feels.

"Responding to all changes with the same change, it really deserves to be me."

Holding hands, Shi Bai nodded proudly.

Gazing at someone contemptuously, Yue Yejian, who was almost used to this kind of bragging behavior of someone, looked at Nazling who was kneeling in front of her with the expression "I'm very cute, so please don't hit me", His tone was as cold and indifferent as before.

"Where's [Wild Treasure Mallet]? What kind of pen did you give it to?"

"...Give it, give it."

Probably shocked by the majestic aura of Yue Yejian who had been in a high position for a long time, Nazling subconsciously shrank her head and spoke in a low voice.

"Since Bishamonten-sama got the [Magic Treasure Mallet], he has something to go out... I, I don't know where Bishamonten-sama is now..."

"........."

After hearing Nazling's answer, Yue Yejian's face suddenly turned cold.

To be able to recognize the [Wild Treasure Hammer], a treasure that only existed in the last era, at such an early stage is enough to explain the problem, because it is impossible for these gods newly born in this era to recognize [Wild Treasure Mallet] This kind of thing.

In other words, Bishamonten is actually the same as her, an existence that has survived from the last era to the present! !

Thinking of this, Yue Yejian didn't hesitate anymore, turned around and spoke to someone behind him.

"You have a way to locate..."

"Master, do you drink orange juice? The best orange juice."

"The poor monk doesn't drink alcohol, and the benefactor has something to say but it doesn't matter."

"This is fruit juice, monks can also drink it, it's all right."

"That poor monk..."

"By the way, Master Minglian, I heard that you have a sister, right?"

"Uh... but there is this matter."

"Then I don't know if Master can replace me... What are you doing?"

Looking at Yue Yejian who suddenly slapped his hand on the table in front of him to block his sight, Shibai's face was inexplicable.

"I'm discussing a very important matter with Master Minglian right now, you can't..."

"Do business first."

Moonlight saw a blank expression on his face.

"I can already confirm that the once sealed monster is about to reappear in the world, and we must prevent this from happening."

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Chapter 14 Mountains and seas are not crossed, one thought becomes a demon, one thought becomes a Buddha

One lotus, two quiet, three big eight, and six aunts in Fantasy Township.

After Yayi Yonglin, Yasaka Kanako, and Yakumo Zi, Shibai finally met Lianma.

But even though she is the mother of Lian, the current Sheng Bailian is only about 20 years old. Unlike her respected younger brother Sheng Minglian who is a monk with powerful mana, Sheng Bailian is now obviously just a ordinary people.

At that time, when Bai returned to the temple with the preoccupied Sheng Minglian, he happened to see Tatara Kosan and Sheng Bailian seemed to be arguing with each other and quarreling.

Watching the crowds has always been human nature, so a large group of people have gathered around the two of them, and the monks in the temple seem to be very familiar with Sheng Bailian, the elder sister of Master Minglian, so they just smile helplessly on the sidelines.

After seeing the Holy Life Lotus come back, the monks obviously let out a big sigh of relief, and then hurried forward to report the events here to the Holy Life Lotus.

Although Shengminglian said that he was still young, but because of his powerful strength, in fact he was already recognized as the abbot in this temple, but he kept shirking and conceding.

"……what are you doing?"

Looking at someone furtively taking out his mobile phone to shoot over there, the corners of Yue Yejian's eyes twitched imperceptibly.

"Could it be that she was also chosen by you? This should be the first time you two met, right?"

After all, they have lived together for a hundred years, and Yue Yejian is naturally not unfamiliar with this kind of behavior of a guy next to him. After all, when Shibai took time out to make cards, he had no intention of hiding it at all, so Yueye Jianxin naturally has some understanding of the collection plan of the complete illustrated book that a certain population has been talking about.

Generally speaking, someone will secretly take pictures of some guys from time to time, and then collect their information and data to make cards. As for the rules of the selected people, she can't find any common patterns at all. point.

In the semi-finished products that have been made, she saw her sister Shen Qi and the ghost king of the ghost clan. If these are understandable, but there are also extremely weak human beings in them. , and the ratings are quite high.

She originally thought that there would be characters in it that were not there, but there were characters that she thought were absolutely impossible to have in it.

She really doesn't understand the words that someone said that you don't understand how to develop the joy of collecting games, but this does not prevent her from worrying about this matter.

...So why is the rating of the moon princess of Mount Horai Kaguya UR, while my rating in it is only SR! ?

Even at the very beginning someone was going to rate her with the lowest R card...

"It's fate, things like fate and cause and effect, do you understand?"

Looking at the captured photos, while casually answering Yue Yezhong's question, Shi Bai nodded in satisfaction.

"Anyway, even if I tell you, you don't understand..."

"Don't understand? I think you are greedy."

Turning his head, Yue Yejian snorted coldly in his mouth.

"I didn't see a man in your illustrated books. Your intentions are very doubtful."

"Who said there are no men anymore? Isn't Shengminglian the hidden character?"

Rolling his eyes, Shi Bai put the phone back smoothly.

"There are also Uncle Yunshan, Mr. Yaoji, the village chief... aren't they all? It's just that I haven't met them yet."

"...what's your rating on her?"

Knowing that she couldn't speak to the other party, Yue Yejian turned her head silently and looked at Sheng Bailian over there, but she had already recorded those three names in her heart.

The existence that can be recorded by someone alone must have a certain singularity widely, although she has not yet found out where she and Tatara Kosan have in common... Maybe she can be in the Did you find the answer in Saint Bailian?

But no matter how she looked at it, she just felt that the other party was just an ordinary human being, and it was incomparable to the Shengminglian who surprised her a little bit before.

"Mama Lian must be an SSR!!"

Shi Bai answered without hesitation.

"...why did you give me an R in the first place?"

"Didn't you get promoted to SR later?"

"But you were going to give me an R in the first place."

"Well...the reason is very simple, there is only one truth."

Stretching out a finger and shaking it in front of him, Shi Bai had a serious expression on his face.

"Because you're not a loli. If you were a little loli with a cold face all day long, your level would definitely be SSR."

See you on a moonlit night: "???"

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The reason for the conflict between Duo Liang Xiaosan and Sheng Bailian is also very simple. It is probably that a certain fusangshen wanted to scare people here on a whim, but it happened to be the righteous Sheng Bailian who came to visit his younger brother. Give a series of things that hit and then trigger.

Probably due to the influence of Shengminglian, the two siblings who have been dependent on each other since childhood, Shengbailian also followed her faith in Buddhism, but she obviously does not have the talent of Shengminglian, although she is also working very hard Practice, but even until now, she has not practiced a little mana.

However, due to the blessing of Shengminglian, the life of Shengbailian, who was originally poor and could only live a life of wandering, has also improved. In fact, Shengbailian also wanted to become a monk like her younger brother, but she was rejected by Shengminglian. .

Compared with the ancient Buddha who had been with the Qingdeng for a long time, Shengminglian hoped that her sister could live an ordinary and happy life in the mortal world.

"If it wasn't for my sister, I would have been starved to death when I was very young. It was my sister who begged behind my back in the wind and snow to keep me alive. My sister used to protect me, but now it's my turn. It's up to me to protect her."

Looking at his sister who was still arguing with Tatara Kosan in the courtyard, Sheng Minglian showed a soft smile on his face.

"So can I ask you not to let my sister get involved in this matter? If she knows about this matter, she will definitely choose to follow me out of worry."

"This is no problem, and I didn't intend to involve ordinary people in it."

Glancing at Sheng Bailian over there, Shi Bai nodded.