Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Of course, how about it? Has my reasoning ability improved?"

Standing in front of the flowers with his hands on his hips, someone raised his head quite proudly.

"For so many years, I have never given up on my original dream!! Old men, do you think I am doing the right thing!? If you are right, please give me a thumbs up!! The light of righteousness shines on On the ground!!"

"Your classmate is doing harm to the people, I want to praise your classmate."

After calculating the comparison of the combat power of the two sides in my heart, considering that my current combat power points are only five, the clenched fists were slowly loosened, and Yue Yejian turned his head expressionlessly.

"That's right, you are good at making complaints. It seems that you have the potential to become a qualified teacher."

Shibai nodded with a deep expression on his face.

"Then from today onwards, your name will be Xiaotan."

"...Who is Xiaotan?"

"Xiaotan is not a thing, but a name, a code name, a damned winner in life, and a pretty qualified spitting agent at the same time."

Stretching out a finger in front of him, Shi Bai explained seriously.

"You also have to try to evolve as soon as possible, as long as you evolve a stupid hair on your head, you can become a Tucao star!!"

"........."

Yue Yejian said that if he hadn't been unable to beat him, he would have chosen to tear him into pieces.

A hundred years is actually not a long time for her who has lived for an unknown number of years, but when she thinks back to her life in the past hundred years, it seems that she is very crazy because of her disposition. .

God knows what the other party is looking for in the past hundred years. Some places can stay for months or even years, but some places pass by in a hurry without the slightest purpose.In her view, there is no goal or destination at all, and she has no idea where the end of the road and the end of the journey are.

So much so that now, she is working as a gardener in an inaccessible valley and planting sunflowers. Looking at the sunflower fields in this valley, she can only think in her heart that the other party has a brain problem again.

To describe it in the words of the other party, it is probably... mental patients have broad minds, and sand sculpture children are more happy?

For a hundred years, she still has not given up the idea of ​​escaping. After a hundred years of uninterrupted efforts, the progress of cracking the unknown seal on her body has finally tenaciously reached... one percent.

...and then her mentality suddenly collapsed.

A few days ago, under the action of something called [combat power detector] that Shibai threw to Tara Liang Xiaosan to play with, she learned very sadly that her current combat power points are 5 points, which has exceeded one The fighting power of the rabbit that crashed into the flower field was 5 times that of that rabbit.

When Duo Liangliang Xiaosan happily came to tell her the news that she could now kill five rabbits at a time, she responded with the word "hehe" expressionlessly, in order to fully express her inner distress.

By the way, Tatara Kosan has 25 combat power evaluation points. In other words, one Tara Usan can fight 5 of her now...

As for someone, the number displayed on the [Combat Power Detector] is 666... ​​Yue Yejian felt that this was the other party's intentional mockery of her.

"...Continued from last time. In the spring of August, the grass grows and the warbler flies. Thousands of mountains and birds are flying, and thousands of people are extinguished with guns. After passing through the Avenue of Stars, boys and girls are going forward. After the opponent, Thanos finally collected the infinite gems and destroyed the Women's Federation. Weeping with joy, he finally took off the bull warrior mask, defeated the old man with physical attacks, and then starved to death Wang Jingze, and at the same time killed Boss Crab The secret recipe was given to the ruffian boss. After finishing this series of preparations, Thanos put on the Dihua Zhixiu armor and was about to snap his fingers when a basketball suddenly hit him in the face. A man wearing suspenders A young man riding a colorful auspicious cloud with a basketball in his arms brings great anticipation to come..."

In the distance, someone's usual evening storytelling session came again. A certain Fu Sangshen had already moved a small bench and sat on the side in an obedient manner, completely obsessed with listening.

As the supreme leader of the Moon City, even if she is now a prisoner, Yue Yejian doesn't bother to hear such stories, so she moved a ladder to the top of the eaves and sat down as usual.

... She couldn't help but feel sad when she thought about the fact that she needed to move a ladder to go up such a low roof.

But even though she didn't want to listen to that kind of storytelling, someone's voice still clearly reached her along with the evening wind.

Unhappy, he slapped his hands on his ears a few times in revenge, and carefully lay his hands on his head on the eaves, Yue Yejian looked at the setting sun in the distance.

The sunset was coming to an end, and the pale golden sunlight dyed the whole world golden. A gust of evening wind blew past, setting off layers upon layers of waves among the gorgeous sunflower bushes.

The most beautiful thing is sunset red.

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Chapter The Achilles' heel of October night

The morning sun penetrated through the lush branches and leaves into the forest deep in the unknown mountains, lighting up most of the corners of the dense forest.

In a relatively hidden valley, there is an extremely gorgeous field of sunflowers, with layers of golden waves, like a sea of ​​golden flowers.

"Ah... It seems that it still failed..."

Squatting on a big rock and looking at the sea of ​​flowers in front of him, Shi Bai sighed a little melancholy.

People always have dreams. People without dreams are no different from salted fish. After staying here for a long time, he came to a conclusion.

——My attempt to plant Kazami Yuka failed.

"Well~ forget it, after staying here for so long, it's time to leave for the next place."

Quickly adjusted his mood, Shi Bai stood up from the stone.It's just that at this moment, there was a sudden scream from the wooden house behind him, which made him lose his footing and fell off the stone.

"........."

After lying on the dirt ground and staring at the sky speechlessly for a while, Shi Bai got up from the ground and walked towards the wooden house with a very speechless attitude.

He was very familiar with that voice, or it came from Yueyejian.

Just as there is no absolutely perfect existence in the world, everyone will have certain flaws in their personality. Take Yue Yejian as an example. As an ancient god who has survived since the last era, she has one of the biggest weaknesses. , that is afraid of bugs?

Naturally, it is impossible to have bugs in a place like Moon Capital? Such creatures exist, and with her own strength, some bugs are nothing to her at all.

But now she lives on the ground, and all her strength has been sealed, just like an ordinary person, so her weakness was exposed very early. At that time, she was so scared that she hid under the umbrella behind... This is also the reason why the relationship between the two of them is so gentle despite the arrogance of seeing Yue Ye.

Although this was listed as their biggest dark history by Yue Yejian, but they were already on a long journey, and it was almost impossible to avoid seeing creatures like bugs.

So after a time when she was almost scared to cry, when Yue Ye saw the whole person, she felt like giving up on herself...

Such things as psychological shadows are actually very difficult to overcome. Yue Yejian's current situation is like a certain Doraemon who is super afraid of mice. It is simply nonsense to say that he is used to it or that he is not afraid of anything if his spirit has grown.

Take Shibai himself as an example, he still remembers a horror movie called "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" he watched when he was young, it was his childhood shadow.When he grew up and recalled this incident, he thought that he had grown up and became more courageous, so he was full of confidence and wanted to challenge himself, smashing the childhood shadow that almost covered his entire childhood, so he died abnormally I found the original movie on the Internet to watch... So the shadow of childhood successfully became the shadow of youth.

"But speaking of it, in order to take care of her, under my arrangement, there shouldn't be any bugs that can sneak in in the valley here... It's strange..."

Although it's interesting to see Yue Yejian, who always has a cold face, shivering and hiding behind Tatara's umbrella, but he is not a devil, even for Shenqi's sake, he feels that I still need to take care of the other party's sister.

...So what exactly frightened Yue Yejian?

When he arrived at the scene of the crime, even though he had made all kinds of guesses in his heart before, Shi Bai couldn't help being stunned when he saw the scene in front of him.

A large group of mice gathered in Yue Yejian's room, the large number almost covered the entire floor of the room, and Yue Yejian, who seemed to have just woken up, was standing by the window wearing only an underwear On the table, there was an obvious look on his face that he was about to cry.

"Uh……"

Although Shi Bai really wanted to say that he had never seen any scene before, but he really had never seen a scene like this one.

The mice that almost covered the entire room can be called a group of demons dancing wildly. Some are gathering together to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find something to eat, some are biting the furniture and bedding and clothes unscrupulously, and some are in groups The team targeted Tsukiyomi standing on the table, and collectively launched an attack on that table.

Although he came in time, the entire room Yue Yejian had basically been destroyed, he even saw that the green dress that Yue Yejian usually wore had been bitten everywhere by those mice They were all holes, just like a piece of rag that was randomly discarded on the ground...

...so where the hell are these rats coming from?

While he was in shock, several of the pioneer rat troops who attacked the table had already climbed up the table on the rat ladder.

Looking at the shocked figure standing at the door, tightly covering the only remaining underwear on his body with one hand, while a trace of shame flashed across his face, he saw those mice were about to run away. In front of her, Yue Ye Jian resolutely turned out from the window.

Accompanied by a heavy muffled sound coming from outside the window, Shi Bai finally recovered from the shock.

Shi Bai: "..."

Uh... It sounded like he had fallen badly... By the way, you wouldn't ask me for help even at such a time?

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After half an hour.

"That's not a mouse, that's a thief!!"

Waving her hand vigorously, Tatara Kosan tried her best to express her anger with words.

"Not only were the treasures taken away by those mice, but all the snacks in my collection were also stolen and eaten by those mice!! We must find those thieves!!!"

Under a big tree in front of the door, Duo Liang Xiaosan sat at the table with a look of righteous indignation.

In fact, Yue Yemi was not the only one who was attacked by rats this morning. The same thing happened to Tatara Xiaosan, but it was different from Yue Yemi, who had only 5 combat power and was extremely afraid of bugs. There was a fierce and tenacious battle between Kosan Tatara, who had reached 25 points, and the group of rats.

...and then she lost.

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat four hands, and ants kill elephants. In the face of the huge number of rats, Kosan Totara can only watch helplessly as the snacks hidden in her room are rummaged out and eaten. He said that he could only watch dumbfoundedly as those mice swaggered away with the treasures they had looted in their own rooms.

"Okay, let's just think of those rats as a group of shameless thieves who robbed treasures. What exactly did you lose there?"

With a slight headache, he stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead, Shibai glanced at Yue Ye who was sitting next to Tatara's umbrella without saying a word and expressionless.

...In other words, in the eyes of those mice, is Moon Night Seen actually a rare treasure?

"Hmm... Twelve bottles of orange juice, 32 packs of potato chips, two big bags of raisins..."

After thinking for a while, Tatara Xiaosan counted one by one with his fingers.

"...Except for those snacks you secretly hid."

Shi Bai was speechless.

"Let me think about it... Well, the [Walnut Mallet] used to smash walnuts is gone, the [Gourmet Tablecloth] was also taken away, and..."

"Okay, I see, you don't need to say any more."

Shi Bai's mouth twitched slightly.

[Wild Treasure Mallet], as a secret treasure he exchanged with Oxycodone, the ghost king of the ghost clan, a long time ago, possesses a very powerful and weird power, and follows the principle of incomplete equivalent exchange. It is a kind of Black Holy Grail Ordinary wishing device.

Although it is said that this prop was exchanged from the ghost clan a long time ago, he has basically never used it a few times. The only use is to repair the racing cars and Gundams disassembled by Shenqi...

Because I rummaged through this and used it as a gavel when I was storytelling, and later found that this hammer is very useful for smashing walnuts, so I took it out by the way and didn’t put it back. It’s a substitute for Yin and Yang Jade's class.

—He has been smashing walnuts with a mallet for 100 years.

If he was not sure before, but now he heard about the existence of these stolen things and the existence of enslaving mice to steal treasures, he vaguely remembered someone.

The proud and conceited monster mouse—Nazling.

If my memory is correct, the other party seems to be under the command of Bishamonten?

Since the religious war hundreds of years ago, Buddhism has been deeply rooted in this country, and the struggle between local Shinto and foreign Buddhism is happening all the time, but after hundreds of years, due to the addition of various factors and Under the circumstances of the interests of all parties, a certain degree of integration between local Shinto and foreign Buddhism has taken place.

And Bishamonten, one of the Seven Lucky Gods, is the product of this fusion. It is Bishamonten that is enshrined in Mingren Temple of St. Bailian.

"Okay, let's all pack up our things, we'll set off to find the thief after a while."

After sorting out this kind of thing in his mind, Shi Bai took the lead in standing up from the chair.

In fact, it doesn't matter if the lost thing is not something, he can get it back anytime he wants to find it, but he has always been quite serious about the collection of the Gensokyo Complete Picture Book.