Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Five seconds later, the strange umbrella above his head also shifted direction, and a very unwilling voice sounded again.

"We hate it so much~~"

"........."

Turn around again and shift again.

"We hate it so much~~~"

"...I said, can you stop scaring me? You can't scare me."

Turning his head speechlessly, Shibai looked at a certain blue-haired man with different-colored pupils squatting next to him... loli?

Duo Liang Xiaosan, whose race is Fusangshen, is a Tang umbrella discarded by his master. After absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon and feeling the spiritual power of Buddha, he has accumulated a soul and turned into a monster.

To be honest, Shi Bai never thought that there would be a fusangshen hidden in a dilapidated Tang umbrella that he picked up in a cemetery to keep out the rain in order to avoid the rain.

In fact, this kind of thing is not the point, the point is because he is afraid of the aura and strength on his body, for fear that he will kill Duo Liang Xiaosan and even be scared to show himself, let him use his body To keep out the rain...and then hide for years.

During the long journey of searching for Yuka Kazami who didn't know where it was, because the Tang umbrella he picked up casually in his hand was very useful, so he himself has a serious collection habit, so he conveniently regarded the other party as a own collection.

If he hadn't discovered that his things such as snacks and mobile phones had been touched in recent years, he might not have been able to discover the existence of Duo Liang Xiaosan. Although he said he had heard of the existence of Fu Sangshen before I have known about it before, but it is the first time I have really seen it.

After all, no matter how you say it, I have been with him for so many years, even if I am an acquaintance, I am acquainted with him, so after being discovered, Tatara Kosan did not act too scared as she did at the beginning, but logically expressed that she wanted to recognize him as master...

Shi Bai said that he was frightened, and then he felt that he was still very moral, and he sternly refused to the other party.

...and then things became what they are now.

Although he expressed a sincere apology for using the other party as an umbrella, the other party seemed to want to rely on him for this.

For the weak Possessed God like Tatara Kosan, whether it is Tang San's body or herself, it can be regarded as her body.Possessed God cannot be too far away from her own body, especially for Tatara Kosan, who is too weak and must hold her body at all times.

Thinking of how he used to hold the other party up to hide from the rain when it rained... Shibai felt inexplicably uncomfortable all over his body.

But for Duo Liang Xiaosan, her purpose is very simple.

The current world is too chaotic. Although there are monsters and sages born out of nowhere, it is still extremely difficult to survive in the world of monsters. A weak ghost like her who was born by chance has the strength she possesses. Almost nothing, any little monster can bully her.

That's all for the monster's side, but at the same time, on the human side, she had a miserable life.Although she is said to be a spirit possessed by the dead, any man with mana can kill her, even if she has never had any malice towards humans, but humans don't think so, she doesn't want to go so early face death.

So under such circumstances, since she was born, she has been hiding in the cemetery on weekdays.

Originally, it was just for fun to scare a human who came to the cemetery to sacrifice to the ancestors, but was inexplicably rounded up by onmyoji. After hearing about her deeds, those onmyoji who came came They all want to accept her as their shikigami.

In fact, it is not bad to become a human shikigami. Since she is a morgue god born from an object, she does not have any malicious existence towards human beings, but has a little bit of intimacy.

It's just that in those onmyojis, she felt the existence of obvious malice. Although her strength is very weak, her emotional response is quite good, otherwise she wouldn't be able to keep going with such a weak posture. survived.

That's why she restrained all her breath, turned into the most common tattered Tang umbrella and placed it beside the cemetery.

Those onmyojis didn't know that her essence was Fu Sangshen, and she didn't have any demon power or resentment in her body. As long as those onmyojis couldn't find her, it wouldn't take long for those onmyojis to find her. will automatically retreat.

... That's what Tatara Kosan thought.

The world of monsters is too cruel, the strong are respected, the weak are not even qualified to live, she doesn't want to get involved.The human world is too complicated, and some human hearts even scare her, so she doesn't want to go to the human world.

Usually, not many people would come to a place like a cemetery, whether it was a monster or a human being. Although occasionally she could see one or two undead, those undead soon went to places she didn't know place.

The cemetery is the best hiding place that Duo Liang Xiaosan thinks.

As long as those onmyojis retreat, she can still survive in this cemetery.

But she never imagined that since some nasty guy passing by so coincidentally fell in love with her, and took her body as an umbrella to avoid the rain, he took it away...

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ps: Good afternoon, the sun is shining (((*°▽°*)[-](*°▽°*)))?

Chapter 4 Tatara Umbrella

The essence of Tatara's small umbrella is Fusangshen, and its type is Tangsan monster. Fusangshen is transformed from Tangsan that has not been used and discarded all the year round. It neither attacks nor eats people, but only likes to scare people. , just often can't scare people...

Possessing a mourning god is a kind of conceptual monster.

For Fusangshen with such low strength as Tatara Kosan, she basically cannot leave her own body. When her body is controlled by others, it means that she is completely controlled by others.

Because in order to avoid those onmyojis who came to capture her, she turned herself into the most primitive body form—that is, a worn-out Tang umbrella with a rather unpleasant color that was randomly discarded in the cemetery.

Regarding the discarded things in the cemetery, although there are no so-called undead due to the rules of the underworld, all living beings will always feel that there is a kind of bad luck for the discarded things here, so Duo Liang Xiao She is not afraid that those onmyojis will pick her up by mistake.

But those onmyojis didn't find her, instead she was taken away by a passing guy as a shelter from the rain...

In this way, she was forced to leave the cemetery where she had stayed for a long time, and went on a rather distant and long trip with that guy.

Originally, she still had a little expectation in her heart. For example, this guy who made her feel terrible would throw herself away after the rain stopped, so that she would regain her freedom.

But just like she didn't expect that she would be picked up by someone before, she also didn't expect that the guy who picked herself up had a serious collection habit, and she couldn't leave at all...

As a pitiful, weak and helpless Fusangshen who was born in a cemetery on a windy and rainy night, Tatara Kosan had neither the strength to resist nor dared to run away for fear of exposing herself, so she had no choice but to act with peace of mind. An umbrella exists.

Since the time she was born, she has almost never left her cemetery too far away, but after being taken away by accident, she has seen many wonderful things that she has never seen before. beauty and things.

Similarly, during this extremely long journey for her, Tatara Kosan gradually realized what kind of existence the person who took her away was.

He doesn't seem to be a human being, but he always pretends to be a human being. He obviously possesses incomparable strength, but he seldom reveals himself. When he is serious, he is scarier than any existence, but when he is lazy, he is worse than the grass on the side of the road. To be harmless...is a complete contradiction.

Perhaps at the beginning, she was afraid of the other party and did not dare to expose herself, but after getting along for a long time later, she gradually became more courageous after understanding the other party's essence.

In this chaotic era, there is a master who will never abandon himself and is extremely powerful to follow. Is there anything more fortunate than this?

If I had continued to stay in that cemetery before, I might have been captured by some onmyoji to become a shikigami at some point, or killed by other monsters for slaves. You don't have to worry about your own safety, and you can live a comfortable life with a panoramic view of rivers and mountains.

Ever since one day he witnessed the opponent defeating a famous big monster with his own eyes, Tatara Kosan's mentality began to gradually change.

So her purpose actually seemed very simple.

——That is, I just want to lie down and win by the side of the boss, and be a salted fish who only needs to call 666 on weekdays.

Of course, Tatara Xiaosan also understands that if such a powerful existence is wanted, there will definitely be many spontaneous followers around her, and the other party may not be able to appreciate a weak existence like herself.

However, since the other party was able to keep a dilapidated Tang umbrella picked up in the cemetery by his side for several years without throwing it away, and it has been carefully maintained on weekdays, Duo Liang Xiaosan felt that his hope was actually very good. big.

...Then she wanted to recognize the other party as her master, but she was rejected, and she was rejected three times in a row.

"So why? I should be very useful, right?"

Squatting aside, Tatara Xiaosan, who was still holding his own umbrella even indoors, spoke a little unconvinced.

"Isn't it good to be my master?"

"What are you thinking? I don't have the habit of letting others call me master."

Rolling his eyes, Shibai sat up from the floor.

"Considering your weakness and your safety issues, it's fine for you to continue to stay by my side, but it's forbidden to make that request again."

"So why?"

There is a taste of unwillingness in Duo Liang Xiaosan's words.

"And since you know I'm Fu Sangshen, you don't need my umbrella when it rains. Am I useless to you?"

"........."

After silently staring at the other party's beautiful pair of blue and red pupils for a while, Shibai turned his head expressionlessly.

"No reason, because that would feel weird."

"But I'm a Tang umbrella monster. Isn't it normal that umbrellas are used to keep out the wind and rain?"

"No, it's not normal at all."

"So what's wrong with it?"

"...Nowhere is normal."

"But you have obviously used it for several years before."

"........."

Seeing Tatara Xiaosan who said with certainty that you are lying to others, Shibai suddenly felt that such a thing could not be said.

"...You are actually afraid of being abandoned again, right? Then you don't need to worry about this at all."

With a slight headache, he stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead, Shi Bai got up from the ground and went to the table to pour himself a cup of tea.

"I used to be able to use that umbrella to keep out the wind and rain with peace of mind. That's because I thought it was really just an umbrella. Now that I know the truth, of course I can't use you as an umbrella anymore."

"Since you don't intend to abandon my words, why don't you want to be my master?"

Then she came to the table with an umbrella, and the little umbrella who put down her heart a little bit asked him again, as if she had been brooding about this matter in her heart.

"Because I still have integrity, the education I have received does not allow me to accept it. I don't want to turn from a dragon slayer into a dragon."

Shi Bai raised his head and looked at the other party.

"I hate the so-called superiority and the relationship between superiors and subordinates, or it can be said to be extremely disgusting, so naturally I cannot accept your request...you can call me by my name directly."

"But respect for the strong...is it necessary?"

It was probably the first time to accept such a concept, and Tatara Kosan seemed obviously a little confused.

"Others are others, I am me, I don't need that kind of thing."

Picking up the teacup and taking a sip of tea, someone looked noncommittal.

"Pack your things, we're ready to go."

"Oh yes, lend me your black box."

As if suddenly remembering something, Tatara Xiaosan hastily stretched out her hand towards him.

"I haven't finished reading the story of the gourd baby. I don't know whether the snake spirit can defeat the gourd baby in the end, and whether my plot will succeed."

"Next time, remember not to flick through the video inside... Wait, is there a head in the gourd baby to return me?"

Rolling his eyes, Shi Bai took out the mobile phone from the [Najie] and handed it to the other party, but only halfway through, he suddenly froze slightly.

"Give back the gourd baby's head to my grandfather."

Looking at him a little strangely, Duo Liang Xiaosan directly took the phone over.

"Who told you that you disappeared inexplicably before, I thought it was you who abandoned me again..."