Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

This is exactly like that sentence, there has never been such a so-called quiet time, everything is just someone moving forward secretly... Just like those human beings who voluntarily live in the place among the people in the fantasy land of later generations.

At first, Bai was a little unclear about the purpose and significance of those humans choosing to live in such a dangerous place, but now he understands a little bit.

For human beings, monsters are evil, and human beings and monsters cannot coexist by nature, but in that place, there is an extremely terrifying mountain of monsters.Although it is said that the monsters currently living in the Youkai Mountain have no interest in the outside world, not being interested now does not mean that they will not be interested in the future. If one day the monsters in the Youkai Mountain come out to invade the outside world, human It is very likely to be destroyed.

Those humans who chose to settle there voluntarily became so-called "Pioneers".

In fact, this kind of truth is very simple to say, if Shi Bai didn't think about it for a while before.

This is like in modern society, a large number of extremely lethal poisonous snakes and beasts suddenly gathered in a certain place, but is it because these poisonous snakes and beasts have not invaded the human world, so humans can attack that place? Regardless?

Impossible, even if there is no ability to get rid of those poisonous snakes and beasts, humans will inevitably choose to deploy defenses around them.

——This is to explain the formation of the Human Realm in modern terms. The gathering place spontaneously formed by human practitioners in the "borderland far away from the Eastern Kingdom" is the Human Realm in Gensokyo in later generations. predecessor.

The reason why Shibai suddenly thought of this aspect was because during the chats with those nobles who came to the door in an endless stream, the other party mentioned to him the "border land far away from the people in Toshiba Kingdom". place, and said in a rather ironic tone that the humans who choose to live there are fools...

Thinking of the fact that he had lived there before, Shi Bai put a strong laxative in the other party's tea when he was very vengeful and stingy. Initially, it was estimated that the other party could stay at home for seven or eight days.

Originally, he wanted to seek revenge from Fujiwara Meihong, but the other party was obviously avoiding him these days, and he didn't even come to Cengfan. Even if he wanted to avenge the previous three swords, he couldn't help report...

The cold season can't stop those nobles from coveting beauty. There is still an endless stream of visitors in front of this bamboo house every day. The rumors about Kaguya Ji's beauty not only do not mean to disappear, but follow As time goes by, it gets bigger and bigger.

Even some monsters from other places heard the rumors about the most beautiful woman in the world, so they ran over enthusiastically and wanted to snatch a certain NEET girl back to be Mrs. Yazhai... Shibai hadn't had time yet With a shot, those monsters with great ideas and ambitions were dealt with by the monks and onmyojis who had been taken care of by the nobles in advance.

The reason why he is so profound about this kind of thing is because among those monsters who want to eat swan meat, Shibai also saw five acquaintances... That's right, they were five brothers who claimed to be brothers on the monster mountain before. Everything goes together, the five iron fools who are the five brothers as one.

This is Fujiwara Kyo. The shrines and temples that gather the most here also gather the most powerful group of human practitioners. When it comes to eliminating monsters and competing for beliefs, no matter whether it is the shrine maidens in those shrines or the temples. The monks all acted quite positively.

——Shibai also experienced for the first time the true meaning of the idiom "beautiful beauty and disaster water".

Because the legendary Kaguya Hime, the most beautiful woman in the world, is extremely difficult to see, so those nobles put their thoughts on him.

They expressed their enthusiasm so that their brothers and sisters would not have to live in such a poor place. They had prepared in advance a luxury house in the best location in Fujiwarako waiting for them to move in.

He threw down a box full of gold, silver and jewels in front of him quite proudly, saying that he would recruit him to be a guard in the mansion, but he would bring his younger sister with him or something.

He even said that he is handsome, handsome, gentle, elegant, powerful and personable, so he wants to marry his sister/sister/daughter/granddaughter to him.

... The most outrageous thing is that the granddaughter of the nobleman who declared that he would marry his granddaughter to him is only about three years old. Do you really think he is a pervert! ?

The biggest problem is not here, but that there is not only one person who made this proposal to him, but many. Some nobles even enthusiastically brought their granddaughters here, the youngest is three years old, the oldest Only six years old.

By the way, is Guangyuan's plan so popular here? ? ?

Shi Bai suddenly doubted life.

After this happened again, he decided to take some time to have a good talk with Penglai Shan Huiye.

It's just that at this time, at the bamboo house in the depths of the bamboo forest, an unexpected visitor suddenly came that he didn't expect.

"Mom Zi? Why are you here?"

Looking at a monster idler who is not a monster sage who came here and sat at the table at some time in his room, Shi Bai couldn't help but raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Ah, let me see you, okay?"

The corners of her eyes twitched slightly, Yakumo Zi tried her best to maintain a smile on her face.

Although I am very angry in my heart, I still have to try my best to keep smiling... Who can't beat the opponent by themselves?In the world of monsters, big fists are the last word. 【stand hands】

"Originally, it was just because I heard the rumors about Kaguya Hime that I became interested in it and wanted to come and have a look, but it seems that I got an unexpected harvest~"

Sitting at the table, Yakumo Zi waved a diary she was reading just now with a provocative smile on her face.

"I can't imagine that a powerful existence like you also has the habit of writing a diary?"

"You can read it if you want. Anyway, the diary is written to pass the time for me."

Taking a look at the undamaged lock on the drawer, Shi Baizai waved his hands casually, then went straight to the bed and lay down with his hands on his head.

"I was looking for you for something, and you came just in time... But here I would like to advise you, a moderate curiosity is a good thing, but too strong curiosity may bring disaster to yourself."

"Don't worry, I still know how to measure."

The corners of her eyes shrank slightly, Yakumo Zi closed the diary in her hand and threw it back into the drawer through the gap as if nothing had happened.

"Do you have something to do with me? Exactly, I have something to do with you too~"

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Chapter 34 Unqualified Youkai Sage

"Why did you suddenly have such an idea?"

After listening to Yakumo Zi's narration, Shibai couldn't help but raised his eyebrows when he sat up from the bed.

"Well~ so why can't I have such an idea?"

Sitting sideways on the chair and supporting her head with one hand on the table, Zi Yakumo took it for granted.

"I'm a monster. Is it normal to have such thoughts? I just need a few helpers. Why don't you come over and help? If I succeed then, I can seal you as..."

"Don't think about it, your idea is impossible to realize."

Rolling his eyes, Shi Bai leaned back against the wall.

"What did you say that you want to imitate human beings to unify and unite all monsters to establish a kingdom that belongs exclusively to monsters...Are you sure you are not crazy?"

"why not?"

Yakumo Zi had a strange expression on his face.

"No matter what aspects monsters are in, they are many times stronger than humans. Since humans can establish a country of their own, why can't monsters do it?"

"The idea is good, but the feasibility is not great."

Shi Bai had a noncommittal expression on his face.

"Zi Ma, you are already old, so don't worry about it. According to my judgment, you should have found other people before you found me, right? How many people are willing to help in this kind of matter?" you?"

"...If you promise, then you will be the first."

Subconsciously clenched her fist and then slowly loosened it, Yakumo Zi showed a rather kind smile on her face.

"Also, can you stop calling me by that malicious nickname?"

"Okay Zima, no problem Zima."

"........."

"Since you are a long-lived species like you, you shouldn't care about your age, right? I uphold the principle of respecting the old and loving the young. You have to understand that I am only just now after all. I want to express my respect for you, Mama Zi. OK."

"...you have been many years ago."

"That's right, but I am forever, a handsome and handsome gentleman, a young and beautiful young man, what I just said is that I am here!!"

Clasping hands and fists together, someone's face was filled with high spirits.

"Sorry, I'm only 17 years old this year."

Faced with this brazen existence in front of her, Zi Yakumo turned her head expressionlessly.

"In terms of conversion, you are one year older than me, so what should I call you? Mother Shi?"

"Hey, wait, no matter how you put it, it should be Dad Shi..."

"Okay Shimo, no problem Shimo."

"........."

"Let's get down to business, are you willing to help me? If the current trend continues, in a few hundred years at most, human beings will become extinct or be completely ruled by monsters. At that time, the whole world, It will be a kingdom of monsters."

Turning her head to look at someone sitting on the bed, Zi Yakumo looked serious.

"You should know, right? In recent years, the number of monsters has increased and their strength has become stronger and stronger. Although there are many strong people emerging from the human side, the life span of human beings is simply worthless compared to monsters. Let me mention it. Maybe in the future, humans will become pets or food kept in captivity by monsters."

"...Do you know how many ways youkai are born?"

After thinking for a while, Shi Bai asked the other party such a question.

"Except for a small number of monsters like you, most of the other monsters rely on the fear of humans to survive. On this point alone, it is absolutely impossible for humans to become extinct."

"It doesn't matter, as long as some humans are kept in captivity."

Yakumo Zi showed no thought on her face.

"Humans reproduce very fast, these are not problems. Just like humans raise chickens and ducks as their food source, monsters can also raise humans as their own food source. In my opinion, the two aspects are completely equivalent."

"The current you are really too immature... Let me ask you, between monsters and humans, which side do you think I will stand on?"

It seemed that there was a silent sigh in his mouth, and Shibai asked Yakumozi in front of him.

"I think you'll be in the middle."

It seemed that she had already done her homework before coming here, Yakumo Zi answered quite quickly.

"Based on your personality, you will never help someone. This is not what you should be. The relationship between monsters and humans is like that between wolves and sheep. If you help the sheep not to be attacked by wolves Injury, then for the wolf, this is a catastrophe. However, I am not asking you to help the wolf, but I just want you to help me remove some obstacles..."

"Didn't you already have the answer?"

The exit interrupted the other party's words, and Shi Bai shook his head in a little disappointment.

"That's right, my structure doesn't lie in this, so I will only stand in the middle. But the problem is, this is not just the relationship between humans and monsters, you have also ignored another group... the world , in fact, it is even bigger than you imagined.”

"Are those gods?"

Yakumo Zi narrowed his eyes slightly.

"It doesn't matter. There is actually no direct conflict between monsters and gods. Monsters need the fear of humans, while gods need human faith. Gods and monsters can actually work together to herd humans. This is a win-win situation."

"Too much self-confidence is not a good thing, what do you use to convince those arrogant gods to cooperate with you?"

"It's very simple, as long as I become the king of monsters, I can represent the entire monster group to negotiate with the gods, and in this regard, I need your help."

"...In your eyes, what kind of existence is a human being to you?"

"Probably the ants on the side of the road."

After thinking for a while, Yakumo Zi nodded.

"Although there may occasionally be a few powerful ants among ants, ants are still ants after all. The weak ones are ultimately not worthy of equal communication."

"Although people will always change, you are completely unqualified now. With those thoughts in your heart, you are not qualified to be a so-called monster idler. Maybe it will only happen after you meet her." , only a slight change will occur..."