Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

After all, if you want someone to take care of the princess from the Moon City, there must be a lot of expenses.

"Gold? It's not that I don't have money... Wait, this letter was from yesterday afternoon? That means Mount Penglai's Kaguya had set off from Moon City to the Lower Realm last night... This is not right , Didn’t you say that the people of the moon would come to send gold? Why didn’t I see that they still shouldered the responsibility of leading Taketori Weng to the place where Kaguya descended on Mount Penglai... Could it be that they collectively scrambled? class?"

He tilted his head slightly, and after sprinkling a little cumin on the roasted pigeon in front of him, his face was filled with doubts.

When he came back last night, he didn't see any Moon People around here...uh...

Shi Bai suddenly thought of the two "thieves" who were knocked down and knocked unconscious by him yesterday and then tied up.

Based on his memory, he looked towards the corner of the bamboo garden, and Shi Bai found more than a dozen gold scattered on the ground. It seemed that they were thrown directly from outside the fence, and his eyes moved to the side. At that moment, he happened to meet two pairs of eyes full of fright.

Shi Bai: "..."

Since last night he had been seriously thinking about the source of the inexplicable desire to eat Pai Tian Ai that surged up in his heart, so at that time he didn't pay much attention to the two who were knocked out by himself and then The thieves tied to the bamboo, but now he looked over and realized that the two thieves who were stunned by himself and tied to the bamboo seemed to be two moon rabbit girls with different hair colors, and the long rabbit ears were completely They betrayed their identities...

"...Qing Lan and Ling Hu?"

He quickly searched the identities of the two moon rabbits in front of him in his memory. After thinking for a while, Shi Bai first took out his mobile phone and took a few pictures of the two tied up moon rabbits in front of him. Take a photo, and then turn around and continue roasting the pigeon with a calm face.

All day yesterday, he only had one breakfast...

Qinglan/Linghu: "???"

There is one thing to say, instead of going forward to help the other party untie the restraints on his body and then being embarrassed and speechless at that time, he might as well fill his stomach a little first before talking.

Hida Ari had promised yesterday that he would come to him today, and he didn't want to have any appetite for him anymore... It was an extremely curious picture just thinking about it.

... Fortunately, that kind of desire is very weak.

In the process of roasting the pigeons, he did not forget to read the note in his hand carefully again. After all, it would be bad if some key information was missed, otherwise he would not pass it on. These two unlucky moon rabbits were knocked out...uh...

Looking at the handwriting written on the last line on the note, the movement of someone's hand suddenly froze there, and his eyes unconsciously moved to the roasted pigeon in front of him that was roasted perfectly and exuded a strong aroma .

"...Yonglin, when did she have a pet?"

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Chapter 21 Penglai Mountain Kaguya－Open Error

Although temporarily unable to get away because of those things in the Moon Capital, Bayi Yonglin is undoubtedly extremely concerned about these things on the ground, but it is impossible for her to put her energy on the ground all the time, so The pet pigeon she bred serves as a bridge between the two.

On the small note that Bayi Yonglin brought with the pigeon, it was specifically stated that because it was produced in Yuedu, the name of this pigeon is Yuege, just like the rabbit in Yuedu is called Yue. Like a rabbit.

Looking at the statement written by Bayi Yonglin on the note to feed the pigeons, after thinking for a while, Shibai sprinkled some chili powder on the roasted pigeons in front of him, and at the same time he was very emotional said a word.

"As expected of a pigeon from Yuedu, who actually likes chili powder..."

Seeing someone's behavior over there, Qinglan and Linghu who were tied to the bamboo and couldn't move could not help but tremble.

Although they heard that the people on the ground were barbaric before they set off to the ground, it was the first time they saw such a barbaric thing. It was a moon pigeon, and it was roasted and eaten by that terrifying man... Wait a minute, shouldn't that man come over and eat them too?Maybe the eyes I looked at before were thinking in my heart when to speak...

Shouldn't this be a simple and easy task?Why did it become like this?What about the kind-hearted Taketori family who were supposed to live here?Why is it suddenly replaced by an extremely dangerous person... The ground is really dangerous...

The two moon rabbits who were stunned first and then tied to bamboo to dry overnight suddenly became a little suspicious of rabbit life.

"That's right. As expected of Yuedu's pigeons, the taste is really good. In terms of cooking skills, high-end ingredients are very important."

Taking out a toothpick and holding it in his mouth, Shi Bai nodded in satisfaction.

Although it is a bit disgraceful for me to let the pets raised by my students die at the speed of light, accidents always happen in the world, and pigeons also have natural enemies. As long as I and the two moon rabbits over there keep my mouth shut, Who knew that this moon pigeon was given a tooth sacrifice by himself?

And besides, who told this pigeon to be so fat...

After thinking for a while, amidst the trembling expressions of Qing Lan and Ling Hu who were about to cry, Shi Bai walked towards them with an unusually kind smile on his face.

"Then... that won't work there..."

"No... don't... it's very sensitive there..."

"Ugh... don't grab it with your hands..."

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"Uh... I'm just a little curious about whether your moon rabbits have ears. Is it really that sensitive?"

Looking at the blue-haired Qinglan who was almost collapsed on the ground in front of him, Shi Bai couldn't help but withdraw his hand with a little embarrassment.

To be honest, he has always been curious about whether Moon Rabbit has human ears besides the pair of rabbit ears...

——The two moon rabbits who were finally untied hugged each other tremblingly, and no one gave him an answer to his words.

Shi Bai: "..."

It took a lot of time, until he took out the little note that Baiyi Yonglin wrote to him, and finally convinced the two helpless and poor moon rabbits that he was actually a good person. this setting.

"Remember, Moon Pigeon was killed by hitting its head against a tree. Its death has nothing to do with me, understand?"

Squatting in front of these two moon rabbits, Confessions spoke to them very seriously, trying to unify his voice and eliminate his criminal evidence at the root.

"Ming...understood..."

Looking at the leftover bones, the two moon rabbits shivered in unison, then nodded sharply.

"Moon Pigeon crashed to death by itself. We saw it with our own eyes. It has nothing to do with you."

"That's right, it has nothing to do with me."

Nodding in satisfaction, Shi Bai stood up from the ground.

"As for other things, you just report to Yonglin truthfully. By the way, when are you planning to go back? Do you want to go to my house to rest first..."

"No... no, no, we're going back soon!!"

Before Shi Bai finished his sentence, Ling Hu hurriedly interrupted his words and waved his hands in front of her repeatedly.

"It's true, we're really going back soon!!"

Although they can still stay on the ground for a few more days according to the reservation plan, but after experiencing this kind of thing, they don't have any intention of continuing to stay on the ground to play.

The earth is terrible, they want to go back to the moon.

"Uh...do I look so scary? Or did the incident last night cast a psychological shadow on them..."

Seeing the backs of the two moon rabbits running away in a hurry, Shi Bai couldn't help but stretched out his hand to scratch his hair in some doubts.

Although he said that it was his fault that he knocked the other party out and tied them up last night, but why did they sneak around next to his house last night?I believe that in that situation, other people will think they are thieves, right?

Originally, he wanted to cook for them himself to soothe their wounded hearts...

"...Forget it, the top priority now is to go and pick up a certain neet girl..."

After thinking about it for a while, Shi Bai didn't think about it, so he didn't think about it any more. After turning around and going back to the house to get a sickle, he got up and walked out the door towards the depths of the bamboo forest.

The story of Bamboo Cutter Story is actually very simple. The story is about a bamboo cutter who found a bright bamboo node when he was cutting bamboo. He took a little girl from the bamboo heart and named it "Xizhu". Kaguya Princess". "Kaguya Princess" grew into a slim and beautiful girl after three months. Five noble children proposed to her. She promised to marry the person who could find her favorite treasure, but all the suitors failed.The emperor wanted to marry by force, but she also refused.In the end, Kaguya Hime suddenly ascended to heaven in front of this group of bewildered ordinary people.And the grandfather and grandmother who worked so hard to raise Dahui Yeji had no choice but to watch her leave.

"So strictly speaking, I should be the guardian of that neet girl now...or something like the parent?"

While thinking about these things in his heart, Shi Bai didn't stop on his steps.

Theoretically speaking, he probably needs to take care of Penglai Shan Huiye for one to two years, maybe it will be a little longer, after Yayi Yonglin has dealt with all the affairs of Yuedu and left Yuedu, at that time Even if he is truly liberated.

About half an hour later, according to the location given by Yayi Yonglin, he quickly found a bamboo knot emitting a shimmer in the depths of the bamboo forest.

It's just that before he could find the position to cut the knife, the bamboo joint suddenly broke open by itself, and with a sound of "hey!", a miniature neet girl who was about the size of his palm jumped out of it. On the ground among the bamboo forests.

——Bai decided to give the opponent 9.9 points for this action.

"What, what did you say that it was agreed that human beings would come to pick up the concubine, but in the end, one of them stayed inside... eh?"

Before he could finish a whisper of complaints, Penglai Shanhuiye found the "monster" standing in front of him belatedly. Only neet Ji blinked her eyes.

"Then what...how about I return to the bamboo and let you cut it again?"

"........."

After two figures, one big and one small stared at each other for a while, Shi Bai decisively took out his phone and played a BGM of the Monkey King's birth. Amidst the exciting music, Shi Bai He nodded to Neet Ji on the ground.

"Okay, you can go back now, and please repeat the action just now."

Penglai Mountain Hui Ye: "???"

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The Bamboo Tori Story I participated in... the beginning seems to be a bit unusual.

Shibai had a deep expression on his face.

According to the time point, I should have roasted the pigeon yesterday afternoon, but because of the series of things about Fujiwara Meihong and Hida Rei, the time when I went to pick up Penglai Shanhuiye was completely later. Moved for one night and one morning.

So after staying in the bamboo for such a long time without seeing anyone come looking for him, Penglai Shanhuiye finally couldn't help but break out of the bamboo by himself... A good story from bamboo, and instantly became a gourd baby.

——No, it should be Zhuziwa.

Because Penglai Shan Huiye came to live on the ground this time out of punishment, so it is naturally impossible for her to bring her treasures together from the moon capital, and even her body is injured due to certain magic spells. It took time to recover from being in such a petite form.

Shi Bai had made a rough estimate in his heart. According to the current body shape of a certain neet girl...it could be crushed to death with one hand.

In the form of a runaway princess who is smaller than a coke bottle, it is impossible to play games with him...

Seeing Penglai Shanhuiye who was placed on the table together with those bamboos by himself, Shibai could not help but sigh slightly.

There is nothing to hide. Seeing Penglai Shanhuiye who was hiding in the bamboo in front of him curiously showing half of his head and looking at him, Shibai sold Bayi Yonglin very straightforwardly, and sold himself through Bayi. Yonglin told all the things that Yonglin entrusted to come here to be her direct guardian to take care of her, which seemed extremely simple and rude.

At the end, when Penglai Shan Huiye was digesting the information with a shocked expression on his face, he added another sentence in passing.

"...The basic situation is like this. As for the so-called credibility, it is up to you to judge. Because of Yonglin's request, I will take care of you in the next time."

"Well~ If you know that there is still Yonglin in the Moon City, you can already confirm most of them. Originally, I prepared a set of quite reasonable excuses to not expose the Moon City..."