Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Chapter 2 An uneven chest is not enough to level the world

As the saying goes, an uneven chest is not enough to flatten the world, and a small breast is not enough to gather people's hearts, and this time the red-haired god of death, who was dragged out by Siji Yingji, obviously has the top-level strength to gather people's hearts.

Shi Bai's first reaction when he saw the other party was that the other party was so big...

It's not a question of being a gentleman, whether it's intentional or not, he wants to control his gaze, but the problem is... there's no way, the other party is really too big.

—— Onozuka Komachi, a young Shinigami who has been in office for less than ten years.

Apart from the bad habit of being lazy on weekdays, Komachi's personality is very good, although he is a little frivolous, he also appears to be generous.

In terms of temperament, he is also very sunny. Even in terms of work, he is often caught and preached by the four seasons because of being lazy at work, but he doesn't seem to be very ashamed of this.

Accept it humbly, and never change it.

"The salary I get can only allow me to do so much work!!"

Clenching his fists, Komachi showed a little firmness.

"No one can stop me from stealing..."

Before she could finish a sentence, the repentance stick held by a certain Yan Luo Wang hit her on the head quite simply.

"Look, that's the way it is. No matter how many times I've told her, she's always going to die."

Turning her head, Siji Yingji sighed in her mouth.

"Uh……"

Seeing the red-haired god of death who was smashed out of the majestic lady's family by a certain Yan Luo Wang's remorse stick among the flowers, Shi Bai's forehead could not help but a drop of cold sweat flowed down.

It can make the preaching maniac get rid of the habit of preaching and do it directly... I would like to admit that Komachi is the strongest! !

"Ahem, how about this, let me have a few words with her alone."

Seeing that a certain Yan Luo Wang had the intention of hitting another stick, Shi Bai hurriedly opened his mouth when he was afraid that Xiao Siji would turn into a violent loli from now on.

"Well... let's go eat hot pot together after I get off work!!"

After hesitating for a moment, Si Yingji nodded towards him with her hands behind her back, her tone was a little excited, and some of the suppressed emotions in her heart finally showed a little bit.

"Let's go eat together then."

Shi Bai smiled.

"...What is the relationship between you and Master Siji?"

With lingering fear, he glanced at a certain Yan Luo Wang standing on the side of the road, keeping his head in his hands and squatting in defense, Komachi asked the man in front of him curiously.

"Brothers and sisters. In view of your situation, I decided to tell you a piece of chicken soup for the soul."

Shibai sat upright, without squinting.

"Smart Reaper gets a salary of 100 every month, does 100 jobs, and doesn't do anything more, because she loses herself and suffers from herself. Ten years later, her monthly salary will still be 100, so that she can live forever. It’s a loss. And the wise god of death, who gets a salary of 100 a month and does 1000 jobs, doesn’t feel tired or bitter. Ten years later, the wise god of death has already got 20000 a month!!”

"No, I've never heard of Reaper getting a salary increase, even if Reaper has worked for hundreds of years."

Putting down his hand, Komachi looked determined.

"Uh...Young people need to do more things and exercise themselves more. The hardships and tiredness they have experienced now are rare wealth in the future. As long as you work hard, one day you will be free Lazy to sleep. So..."

"But I can sleep in now? Why wait until later?"

"...Efforts may not guarantee success, but if you don't work hard, you will definitely not succeed. You have to work hard to improve yourself."

"But you see, hard work may not necessarily succeed, but if I don't work hard, I will be very relaxed, just like now."

A certain red-haired Grim Reaper held out a finger in front of him quite seriously.

"........."

After a moment of wordless silence, Shi Bai turned his head to look at Siji Yingji who was standing on the road beside the flowers.

"Siji, can you lend me the remorse stick in your hand?"

"Uncle, everyone sweeps the snow in front of the door, don't care about the frost on others' roofs, it's not a big problem to be lazy, right?"

Like a conditioned reflex, he stretched out his hands and hugged his head to enter the invincible state of covering his head and crouching for defense. The words of a certain red-haired god of death were full of emotion.

"It should be said that he is indeed a big brother. His personality is the same. Even though the other Yan Mo didn't say anything, Master Shiji came here every day to catch me, even the 23 hidden places where I often sleep. Master Siji has figured it out... In fact, there is no need to spend that time to take care of me, right?"

"Uncle... Sorry, I just started this year, and strictly speaking, you should call me senior."

The corner of his mouth twitched unconsciously, and Shibai rolled his eyes.

"Also, my character is different from Siji's. She is pure kindness, while I am neutral chaos... so, how about we have a discussion? You don't want to sleep well one day, but suddenly Someone hit a stick on the head in an instant? It’s even possible to wake up and suddenly find yourself hanging on a flagpole tens of meters high for people to look up to or something?”

"Master Siji would not do this."

A certain red-haired god of death is quite confident about this.

"Yeah, she can't do it, but that doesn't mean I can't do it."

Shi Bai showed a rather kind smile on his face, and deliberately lowered his voice.

"I'm actually not very good at solving problems, because I'm better at solving the person who raised the problem. If non-violence is not cooperative, you may have to be careful to see if there are any spiders and centipedes in the bowl every day when you eat That's right, or while you were sleeping, hundreds of venomous snakes and ants suddenly appeared here in the sea of ​​flowers on the other side... Do you need to try it first?"

"...No...Don't..."

The complexion changed slightly, and Komachi forced a smile on his face.

"And there should be corresponding rules in the underworld. No one can violate the rules. It is impossible for creatures to appear in..."

As if realizing something, she suddenly stopped talking.

"Rules? If I can appear here, you should understand that rules don't work for me. Rules are used to restrain and protect the weak. Do you think I will be bound by rules?"

Someone had a half-smile on his face.

"Either cooperate or not, you choose yourself, I will give you ten seconds to consider, ten, nine, eight, three, two..."

"...I will not be lazy and work hard in the future!!"

With a snap of his wit, Komachi spoke hastily.

She could see that everything said by the mysterious man in front of him who claimed to be the elder brother of Siji was true, and the other party could really do that kind of thing.If that kind of thing really happened...

Just recalling that scene in my mind for a while, the face of a certain red-haired god of death suddenly turned green.

"Who told you to do this?"

Shibai's face was inexplicable.

"It's okay for you to be lazy, but the way you are lazy is wrong. If you didn't get angry with the four seasons, I wouldn't be bothered to take care of you... Let me tell you, this is the first time I've watched it for the first time in so many years." In the four seasons, she beats people."

"Lazy... the correct way?"

Komachi looked cautious.

"That's right, this is the supreme mystery that I have summed up in the previous hundreds of years of death, and now I will pass it on to you."

Shibai nodded solemnly.

"Once you get this secret method, you will feel like a fish in water. This is the precious experience I have carefully summed up. The god of death for hundreds of years is not in vain. Come on, just listen to me..."

"Brother, what is he saying to Komachi?"

Seeing the confused Onozuka Komachi below from the initial daze to the sudden realization and then the excitement, Shiki Eihime tilted her head in confusion.

Before that, it was not that she hadn't tried to persuade the other party to get rid of the bad habit of being lazy, but the other party still went its own way, insisting on carrying it with extremely strong nerves and spiritual will.

If the other party can use this kind of energy in other aspects, he can definitely become a very good god of death, but the problem is that the other party puts all his thoughts on how to do everything possible to be lazy... The so-called hating iron can't make steel is probably the same.

To be honest, she was really afraid that her brother would be angered by the other party, after all, even she couldn't help but make a move...

"But if it's my brother, it shouldn't be a problem...?"

Ten minutes later, looking at Onozuka Komachi standing in front of him and sincerely admitting and reviewing his own mistakes, the eyes of a certain Yama could not help but light up.

"Ahem...Four Seasons, you know now? Violence can't solve everything, only the mouth...language is the most powerful. Many bosses fell under the protagonist's language attack in the end, but A first-class killer."

Tacitly cast a look at a certain red-haired god of death, Shi Bai spoke earnestly to his sister.

"Try not to use violence in the future. If you have any questions, just come to me. You have to remember that you have the strongest brother in the world behind you."

"Um!!"

Holding his hand, a certain loli smiled brightly.

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After coming back this time, he didn't intend to go out in the short term, so Shi Bai temporarily stayed in the underworld.

The reason why he left the underworld before his physical condition gradually stabilized was mainly to go to the east to lay out the layout and lay the dragon veins. Looking back now, the original plan can be said to have been successfully completed, and it was even far exceeded.

Huo Qing'e, Xiaohong Meiling, Feng Cong'er Shenzi, Su Wotu from ancient times, Monobubudu, Erzi Tianlino and Ding Litianwu, and finally Onozuka Komachi.

He has taken another solid step forward in his plan to collect the complete illustrated book of Gensokyo... It's a pity that he didn't find Chunhu.

On the other side of hell, the division between the new hell and the old hell has been completed. Hoshiguma Yuki went to guard the old hell as agreed, and Ibuki Suika also chose to go to the old hell.

He specially prepared the Earth Spirit Hall for the two sisters Gu Ming Dijue in advance, presumably the two of them have already lived in it.It's just a pity that the stability of the space takes time to solidify. In order not to have any bad effects on the old hell itself, at least for the next few decades, the old hell is in a state where entry is not allowed, so he The thought of going to visit Xiao Wu Loli and the others secretly was short-lived.

It has to be said that this is a rather regrettable thing.

After those chaotic existences were separated from the old hell, the situation in the hell was obviously much better than before. The fights and fights that often occurred on the street in the past are basically impossible to happen again. All the battle freaks chose to go to the old hell, and those who stayed in the hell were monsters who longed for a peaceful life.

The hell that was originally chaotic and disorderly began to be formally linked to the rules of order.

But with the departure of those acquaintances, Shi Bai found that he could not find a few people in hell who could drink with him.

Oxycodone is still the same, running to her for a drink is basically a self-serving drink, the key is not the slightest interest at all, where is the refreshment when competing with Hoshiguma Yuki Ibuki Suika and the others?

Oh, by the way, because he still couldn't remember the name of the ghost king of gods who voluntarily stayed in hell forever, so he randomly found a code name with a similar meaning to replace it.

Originally, he wanted to see if he could find the elusive Zima here, but judging from the current situation, the possibility of Zima still existing in the region or the underworld is quite slim.

As for Hecatia, the goddess of a certain hell... I don't want to mention it.

So for most of the time after that, Shibai stayed in the underworld to accompany Siji Yingji, and occasionally helped the other party handle the reception work, and by the way taught a certain Ruding about how to deal with it in his spare time. Efficient and methodical lazy experience and skills, and at the same time help the opponent to cover.

The other drinking buddies could not be found, and it was impossible for him to find Xiao Siji to drink with, so naturally he could only find Xiao Machi.

After all, Xiao Siji is still underage, and underage Yan Mo cannot drink...

It's just that compared with the drinking capacity of Hong Yousan and Xigua, the two authentic ghost kings of the ghost clan, Onozuka Komachi's drinking capacity is undoubtedly not enough. This is a hardware relationship and cannot be forced.

One day, Shibai met someone here on the other side.