Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

Perhaps it was because he had been busy laying dragon veins for the past few years, and his spirit had been in a state of tension. After a rare relaxation, he had a super bad dream.

But it is not so much a dream as it is his miserable and unbearable experience in the past.

For example, the Cthulhu version of SpongeBob SquarePants, the darkened version of Doraemon, the runaway version of the black cat sheriff, the perverted version of cat and mouse... When he was kicked out of this world and wandered into other worlds, Yu At the very beginning, he was targeted almost to death throughout the entire process.

"So why do I suddenly have this kind of dream... I should have... eh?"

Subconsciously, he reached out to touch the neck, and when he reached out, he couldn't help but lower his head in a strange way, and then found that the lucky star pendant that he had been hanging around his neck in the past had disappeared at some point.

After sitting on the bamboo bed and thinking very seriously for a long time, Shi Bai finally remembered that when he came back with Little Hong Meiling, because she liked to grab his clothes and hair and climb onto his body, so he In order to coax the other party, he took off the lucky star pendant hanging around his neck and gave it to the other party to play with...

"... Forget it, take it back later."

The corner of his mouth twitched unconsciously, Shi Bai turned his head and looked out of the bamboo window.

Although there was still a little fire in the sky, the sky had begun to darken. The street lamps placed on both sides of the bamboo house gave off a soft light, quietly illuminating this area.

The bamboo door was carefully pushed open, and Huo Qing'e's figure appeared behind the door. After seeing him who had gotten up and sitting on the bed, Huo Qing'e was slightly stunned for a moment, and then spoke to him respectfully.

"Teacher, dinner is ready."

"I'll be right here... Where's Little Hong Meiling?"

Stretching out his hand to press his forehead, Shibai stood up from the side of the bed.

"... She said she was a little sleepy before, so she wanted to go to bed too..."

After hesitating for a moment, Huo Qing'e pointed behind him.

"Uh……"

Turning his head, Shibai saw Xiao Hong Meiling who was sleeping soundly on the side of the bed hugging her pillow, and tightly holding a small lucky star pendant in the other's hand.

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"Learn to use chopsticks by yourself, how old are you, do you still need others to feed you?"

Facing a certain little Hong Meiling who was pitifully pushing the bowl in front of him, Shi Bai angrily reprimanded him.

"Good habits need to be cultivated from an early age, and you must learn to be independent and self-reliant, do you understand?"

"But I want Daddy to feed me."

Looking up her head, the little girl looked pitiful.

"Call me brother."

Holding his own bowl, someone turned his head mercilessly.

Let alone other things, this kind of title that will definitely misunderstand others must be changed, otherwise if Yuxiang misunderstands, then I will definitely be chased to death by Kazami Yuka! !

... What's more, I'm just a young, weak, helpless and pitiful young and beautiful boy! !

"dad."

"Call me brother."

"father!"

"Call me brother!"

"dad!!"

"Brother!!"

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"........."

Huo Qing'e silently clenched the chopsticks in her hand.

Among cultivators, there is actually a so-called bigu saying, that is, after the strength reaches a certain level, there is no need to eat at all, and one can maintain one's own survival only by relying on the aura of heaven and earth.

During the three years that she practiced with her teacher, due to some special reason that she didn't even know about, her practice progressed by leaps and bounds, and she had already reached the requirements of Bigu.

It's just that my teacher's requirements are very strange. Three meals a day are still required. According to her teacher's words...that is, no one can stop me from drinking fat house happy water, not even bigu! !

Although she has never understood what the happy water in the fat house is that her teacher said...

But looking at the two figures, one big and one small, in front of her at this moment, she felt a trace of jealousy inexplicably in her heart.

...Obviously I came first, okay? !

After an afternoon of contact with this strange existence brought back by her teacher, Huo Qing'e also roughly understood some things, which made her feel a little relieved.

For example, the other party is not the daughter of my teacher who is outside...

But the other party neither belonged to human beings nor monsters. She couldn't tell what Xiaohong Meiling's race belonged to.

And the thing that made her feel the most unconvinced was that she couldn't beat the opponent... Hey, he was just a child of a few years old! !

So now Huo Qing'e looked extremely depressed besides the little bit of jealousy in her heart.

... the very, very, very depressing kind.

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Although the overall layout of the dragon veins has been completed, the remaining finishing work still needs to be completed.

After resting for a few days on the top of this unnamed mountain, Shi Bai took Huo Qing'e, Xiao Hong Meiling and the others on the journey again.

Unlike the previous visits to famous mountains and rivers to find suitable dragon vein nodes away from the human habitation, this time Shibai chose to step into the boundless world of mortals.

Due to the formation of the dragon veins, the number of monsters born due to sufficient spiritual energy also increased, and there were many powerful monsters born near the top ten dragon vein nodes.

Since this kind of thing happened because of his own plan, Shi Bai felt that no matter what he said, he still needed to deal with it a little bit, and he just took advantage of this opportunity to train Huo Qing'e and Xiaohong Meiling well.

Although Huo Qing'e said that she has practiced with him for three years, she has never had a so-called actual battle during these three years, because he was busy laying the dragon's veins in the past three years, so the invisible pressure on his body has never been put away. , Unless those monsters want to commit suicide, they will never appear in front of him.

Because of this reason, even if Huo Qing'e wanted to find a few monsters to try, she couldn't find them, and just buried herself in the boring cultivation alone.

In the only actual battle, Xiaohong Meiling lost all her confidence...

It is not advisable to talk about war on paper, and there must be some actual combat. Although Xiaohong Meiling said that because of her own characteristics, her innate strength is extremely strong, but she is fundamentally unable to fight at all.

It's like a child of a few years old holds an armed helicopter in her hands, but she doesn't even know how to fly the plane.

Shi Bai also watched the battle between Huo Qing'e and Xiaohong Meiling seriously once later, and when he watched the 3rd minute, he couldn't bear to look directly at him, covered his eyes with his hands and turned his head. There is only one thought in my head.

The two of you are going to fight in the dance studio...

Half a catty versus eight taels, tit for tat versus wheat awn, two guys who don't know any fighting methods at all fight together, just like when Ultraman is fighting a little monster, suddenly there is a little swan jumping with the little monster ...

In fact, if Huo Qing'e had experienced a few battles before, she might be able to beat Xiaohong Meiling, but the reality is often so skinny.

As for Xiaohong Meiling, after comprehensively considering the other party's situation... Shibai decided to teach her martial arts.

After all, in terms of her nature, martial arts is indeed the most suitable thing for the opponent, so whether it is the Great Teleportation of the Universe, the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, or the Jing of Yi Jin, Shi Bai has all given it to the opponent.

And Xiaohong Meiling did not disappoint him, for example, one month after she first got in touch with martial arts, she was able to open her fists to the people upstairs on the busy street.

"My Mingjiao advocates Wuji, if the martial arts colleagues upstairs can trust me, then jump off the stairs, and I will use the great teleportation of the universe to catch everyone!!"

"So I shouldn't tell her the story of Yitian Tulongji..."

Sighing helplessly, Shi Bai resolutely walked away amidst the eyes of his student Huo Qing'e who couldn't bear to look directly at him, as well as the searching eyes with various meanings from the crowd of onlookers. Step forward and take Xiaohong Meiling away.

...and then ran away at the speed of light with the fastest speed and Huo Qing'e who pretended not to know him.

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Chapter 31 A River with Light Rain and an Umbrella Open

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Due to the sudden blowout of heaven and earth spiritual energy, all kinds of spiritual geniuses emerge in endlessly among human beings, ushering in a wave of splendid spiritual prosperity.

But the so-called extremes must be reversed, which is equivalent to the successive birth of various powerful monsters, among which there are many monsters with extremely terrifying strength.

Among these powerful monsters, the most representative and threatening one is a pseudo-dragon who claims to be the Holy Lord. Immortality once caused headaches for those who practice the righteous way.

In the end, Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals, came down to earth with a sword, stripped his body, drained his mana, and sealed him in the ancient stone forever.

At this moment, the passage of immortals is opened, and whenever those monsters that cannot be resisted by manpower are born, immortals will come down to punish them.

For decades, immortals have descended from time to time to play games in the world, leaving behind their orthodox traditions, transforming the world, and enlightening the common people.

The so-called fairy fate is no longer something vague and untraceable, but all those who practice virtue may be enlightened by immortals and become immortals.

——This is the prosperous age of immortality that has never been seen before.

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The sky is clear, and the warm sun overhead casts half a spring light.

In an ordinary dwelling in the square, someone who single-handedly guided this prosperous world of immortals is patiently cutting a green onion bamboo flute with a knife in his hand.

After the Donghuang Bell was used as the foundation of the dragon veins, he temporarily lost the ability to enter the heavens. The communication between them has not been cut off.

In the past, immortals or celestial beings living in the heavens naturally couldn't travel between the immortal and mortal worlds as easily as they do now, but now that the aura of the mortal world is exploding, the constraints of the so-called rules Naturally, there is also a lot less.

The reason why Shibai wanted to artificially create so many powerful monsters was not only for his own long-term plan to make advance arrangements, but also because some wanted to let the immortals in the heavens come down to the earth to gather their beliefs in this vast territory. the reasons for the factors.

Under the blessing of the huge faith that has accumulated day by day, or the strange power of incense, the dragon vein he built is gradually maturing. The goal predicted when building the dragon vein.

Generally speaking, this is a rather huge project, but most of the workload was distributed to those immortals in the heaven by Xiaoye, who loves him so much, so someone seems extremely relaxed on weekdays. Enjoying the flowers, playing the flute, playing the erhu, running around and so on...

Anyway, he finished the most difficult part, and Bai didn't plan to worry about the finishing work.

In these years, apart from teaching Huo Qing'e and Xiao Hong Meiling, he spent most of the rest of his time learning how to be a good behind-the-scenes man...

In order for this world to develop, some things are necessary in one's own plan.

For example, after the Holy Master was sealed by Lu Dongbin, he regained the zodiac talisman, and then the power of the sealing talisman will find a way to throw this around the world in the future.For example, looking for other suitable monsters, and then looking for things from his collection to try to restore other demons in his impression... He is very busy on weekdays.

As for how much the things he is doing now will play a role in the future, to be honest, Shibai himself has no idea, but anyway, doing this kind of thing will definitely not lose money, and he can take the opportunity to clean up the inventory , WIN-WIN, win-win.

It can be said that in the [Na Ring] on his hand, there are a lot of broken and broken things, piled up there layer by layer like nesting dolls, and he has never had time to classify and Cleaning up... To be honest, I can't sort it out.

Some more dangerous things, such as a SpongeBob SquarePants version of the Lord in Yellow, a certain Peanut who likes to play wooden games with others, and a certain 682 uncle whose vitality is more tenacious than him, are all rejected. He was locked in the system space.

And in his [Najie], there are some less dangerous things stored.

For example, a warehouse of lollipops is necessary for coaxing loli, for example, a warehouse of toys is necessary for coaxing loli, for example, a warehouse of good-looking clothes and skirts is necessary for coaxing loli, for example, must-haves for coaxing loli Prepare a warehouse of orange juice cola...