Afterlife Blows Up Gensokyo

"Well, here's the thing..."

Although I don't know whether the other party will accept this proposal to divide a part of hell, but everything must be tried first. If you don't try it, how can it be done?

"Are you crazy!? Don't even think about it, I will never agree to such a thing!!"

After listening to the narration of someone in front of him, Heka almost jumped out of the chair.

"When a part of hell is divided, you can come up with such an idea. If you want me to say, why don't those guys just kill them all? Why do you want to accommodate those guys!?"

"Don't worry, I don't need you to do anything, I can do this kind of thing by myself. Anyway, it's not like it hasn't happened before..."

"That was a deal between me and her!! Do you know what a deal is!? Although the dream world was merged into the underworld, I paid the same price!!"

Forcibly interrupting Shi Bai's words, Heka spoke viciously in his mouth.

"This kind of thing is against the rules!! Do you know what the consequences of breaking the rules are!? If..."

"Uh, anyway, the number of times the rules are broken is not once or twice, so you should be a little more flexible."

Someone had a serious look on his face, trying to make sense of the facts.

"And strictly speaking, this is not really separated. The old hell is also working for the hell, just like the relationship between the underworld and hell before."

"But this kind of thing is a serious violation of the rules. If Lord Dragon God finds out and notices..."

"Don't worry, Dragon God belongs to my family."

Shibai's face was calm.

"Don't look at me that way, I'm telling the truth, Dragon God really belongs to my family."

"……whatever."

I don't know which sentence moved the other party, and he leaned back on the chair. Heka seemed to have a headache and pressed his forehead with his hand.

"But I declare in advance that I will not intervene in this kind of thing anyway, and if there is any problem, all the consequences will be borne by you alone."

"It's drizzling, then the matter is settled like this."

After getting a satisfactory answer, he waved his hand quite casually, and Shibai stood up from the table.

"Then I still have work to do, so I'll go first... What are you doing?"

Seeing the girl in front of him stretching out her hand towards him confidently, Shi Bai couldn't help being slightly stunned.

"I'm cute, so please give me money."

Heka looked serious.

"I have spent all my money, and I have no money to play poker."

"Didn't you say that you didn't lose much money?"

"Yeah, I didn't lose much, but I didn't have much money."

Heka had a confident expression on his face.

"You must be very rich, so please give me the money quickly. I don't want too much, just give me 10 yuan casually."

"...Do you know how much my monthly salary is?"

"Uh, what?"

"The salary for extradition of death is 1000 yuan a month, and there is no bonus. I can save 1 yuan for a year without eating or drinking. I need to save 10 yuan for ten years. I need to save 100 yuan for food. Saving for 100 years...the currency system has been launched for less than [-] years, you want me to give you [-]!?"

In the end, someone's words already had a faint taste of gnashing of teeth.

"100 years, a whole 100 years!! Extradition Death God worked hard for 100 years to save 10 yuan, do you think the money is blown by the strong wind!? He asked me for 10 yuan with a straight face Yuan...do you think you are a hundred thousand witches!? Although it is said that the dragon god belongs to my family, the bank is not opened by my family, but is supervised by all Yan Mo. Is there money in it!?"

"Cut...you are the one who launched this currency system, but you can't even get 10 yuan out, shame on you."

The look of disdain on the face of a goddess from hell.

"........."

Resisting the urge to curse, Shi Bai put his hand into his bosom, and spoke calmly.

"If you really want money, I still have about 1000 or [-] yuan on me. If you want, I can give you all of it."

"Oh, forget it, 1000 or [-] yuan is not enough for me to lose a day."

Withdrawing his hand, Heka's expression faded.

Shi Bai: "..."

The action of taking out money in his hand suddenly froze there, for some reason, Shi Bai suddenly thought of such a sentence in his mind.

...This prodigal bitch! !

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Now that the biggest problem is solved, the next thing is just a matter of time.

Separating a part of hell into the old hell cannot be accomplished overnight. Before that, it will take a long time to prepare.

Because they have to be busy with these things, Jinkara and Xingxiong Yuyi have to start running around all day, and there is almost no time to stop and rest in a day.

Originally, Ibuki Suika wanted to help, but they were coaxed away by the two of them in a coaxing tone, which successfully caused a certain watermelon to feel extremely depressed.

"So you came to drink with me?"

He slightly adjusted the erhu in his hand, and someone who was sitting on the side of the street with a small bench and sunglasses rolled his eyes.

Because the recent work is very idle, and because there are things about hell that only need to be done by him at the end, it is rare for him to be idle.

Because no one is willing to play mahjong with him, and he has also been blacklisted by various marijuana halls, so a guy who is extremely depressed chooses to come to the street to pick up his previous hobbies again. I didn't expect to be bumped into by Suika Ibuki.

"How many times have I told you that children can't drink or drink, why don't you always listen?"

"If you don't let me drink, I might as well die."

Glancing at the strange musical instrument held by Shibai, Ibuki Cuika couldn't help but look a little curious.

"By the way, what are you planning to do?"

"A song that breaks the heart, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world."

Sitting up straight, the expression on Shibai's face instantly became extremely solemn.

"The song LOST RIVER is presented, please stop and enjoy it."

"Music?"

After thinking about it for a while, Yibuki Cuixiang moved a small bench and sat down beside her... Then she soon regretted it.

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"Huh... Fortunately, I ran faster."

Taking off the cabbage leaves from his head lightly, Shibai breathed a sigh of relief, then turned his head to look at Ibuki Suika who was beside him in silence.

"By the way, why did you run with me just now?"

"...Can I punch you now?"

Impassively, she took down a tomato on her horn, and Ibuki Suika raised her head.

"Don't worry, I will definitely use all my strength."

"It's you who wanted to run after me, blame me? And I've already warned you."

Shrugging his shoulders, Shi Bai put back the undamaged erhu in his hand, with a look of regret on his face.

"It's a pity that no one can appreciate such a beautiful music. It really is hard to find a bosom friend..."

"...When did you remind me?"

"A song that breaks the heart, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world."

Stretching out a finger, Shi Bai began to popularize science on the watermelon in front of him solemnly.

"Speaking of my conscience, didn't the song LOST RIVER I played just now made you feel heartbroken?"

"I suddenly want to kill you, what should I do?"

Raising her fist, Ibuki Suika spoke seriously.

"Please, how about letting me punch you with all my strength?"

"Ahaha...Look, there are UFOs over there!!"

"...Come on, Four Heavenly Kings Profound Truth—"Three Steps of Destruction"! ! ! "

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ps: lost river is really nice [serious face].

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Chapter 14 The Worst God in History

In the underworld and hell, where there is no distinction between day and night, time is still slowly moving forward.

Day after day, year after year, nothing seems to have caused too many waves, but those obvious changes in the underworld and hell can be seen by anyone with a discerning eye.

In the past, when there was no so-called currency circulation and no so-called shops, everyone’s life was the same, work and rest, drinking, fighting... and then it was gone.

But after the currency began to circulate, the so-called vitality began to be born. After mahjong and other board games became popular, the originally poor spiritual entertainment activities were also followed closely.

If it was as calm as a pool of stagnant water before, then now it is like a magnificent sea that never stops.

Because he couldn't find anyone who was willing to play mahjong with him, someone simply introduced other competitive chess and card games into hell and the underworld.

For example, Doudizhu, where luck doesn’t play a big role, Gwent, which is very fun, Hearthstone, which pays attention to strategy and matching, etc., in the cities of the underworld and hell, these game stores are often the most popular stores.

In his spare time, Shibai would choose to start making the character cards of Gensokyo that he had already collected. Occasionally, in his spare time, he would move a small bench and wear sunglasses to play the erhu on the street to experience the death-like wind that always accompanies me. Feeling to adjust the mood, or ran to suggest that the rules of field boxing be popularized to the whole hell, but was hunted down by everyone... It can be said that the small life is very nourishing.

"Strange...why do I feel as if I have seen you somewhere?"

Looking at the ghost in front of him calmly stretching out his hand to show the money in his hand, Shibai looked thoughtful when he was rarely working.

The ghost in front of him was a delicate girl about ten years old, who would fall down when the wind blows like a weak willow.

Compared with the other ghosts who still couldn't accept their own death, the expression on the girl's face was unexpectedly calm.

Tilting her head in some doubt, the girl raised her hand as she looked at the death god in front of her.