I Kissed Sadako at the Beginning of the Live Broadcast

Reaching for the Star: "Hahaha! This time the little judge committed suicide, I see how that old woman in Mengmeng finds an excuse to deal with me."

Master Beerus: "@qingxuzi, a water friend, if you stay in the car like the little judge, what are the chances of you surviving?"

Qingxuzi: "I'm not sure about that. This kind of car is specially used to pull dead souls. If it's not a mistake to hit it on it, generally no one would be free to make this kind of car."

"And none of the people who sat on it came back alive."

Wang Hao: "..."

I am really grateful to you, thank you for being so enthusiastic about popularizing science for me, and let me understand that this time I am doomed.

……

"Boss, we lost that kid again."

"Are you pigs? Haven't you already seen his figure? Why are you still missing him?"

"Boss, there is nothing we can do! That kid is so courageous that he got on the No. 81 bus."

The man in the windbreaker: "..."

Are today's young people so courageous?This kind of death bus dares to do it.

The man in the windbreaker was stunned for a long time, and finally said to the phone: "Then you can withdraw everyone. In addition, please go ahead and pay attention to the nearest dead people. After all, they have helped us so much, so it is also necessary to collect the corpses for them." of."

"I know the boss, but this kid is really brave. I think it would be nice to have a whole body."

……

Wang Hao sat in the corner of the bus, put his head close to the window, and tried not to look at the situation inside the car.

Because as time goes by, there are more and more ghosts in the car.Broken hands, broken feet, broken intestines.

There is another one that looks normal, but keeps spitting out biscuits from its mouth.According to speculation, he should have choked to death while eating biscuits.

I'm Mingyue: "Hahaha! Little judge, you are really afraid of ghosts, why don't you speak, but you do."

"I gave you super fire, why don't you thank you!"

Zhai Xing: "Yes, you still dare to call yourself Wang Ritian. Pooh! You are a coward. If you have the guts, stand up and say something!"

Wang Hao: Heh!Don't say you are super popular, even if you max out your data, I won't get up.

I'm just afraid of ghosts, what's wrong with me, I'm afraid of ghosts, I'm honored.I won't even get up tonight, so I'll pretend to be a little transparent.

【Ding!As a social youth, you should have good moral character, please give up your seat to the pregnant woman next to you. (I admire my ingenuity, I can even come up with such a brilliant idea.)]

Wang Hao: #*&*

I've decided, I'm going to jump into the cesspit and drown, and let you and I be infamous forever.

[Author's digression]: Today's fourth one, and one more

Today is Wanchang again!Where are the tickets?Where are the tickets?

Chapter 53 I Really Want to Live for 500 Years! (Seeking Tickets)

But no matter how much he tried to kill the dog system, the task now was still to be done.If the task is not completed, Wang Hao seriously suspects that the dog system will immediately find a way to kill himself.

With great willpower, Wang Hao forced his neck to turn around.

On Wang Hao's right, stood a pregnant woman with a big belly. She was wearing a long floral dress. She had no broken hands or feet, and her head was still intact on her neck.Apart from being a little pale, he looked fine.

Call ~

fine!fine!This ghost looks quite normal. If it is one of those weird shapes, I doubt whether I can stand up.

"Ma'am, come and sit with me."

Wang Hao got up and enthusiastically helped the pregnant woman to his position.

The pregnant woman looked straight at Wang Hao, and licked her lips with her tongue from time to time. Wang Hao read two words from her eyes.

Hungry!

Wang Hao:? ? ?Is my appearance so bad?Can even attract female ghosts?

But it seems that this thing can't be written!A bit of a violation.

When Wang Hao was smug, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Apart from the pregnant woman who was staring at him, the other ghosts in the car were also staring at him.

Wujian Puppet Master: "Little judge, you have made a big mistake. As long as it is a ghost, it is extremely eager for the yang energy of a living person."

"You have encountered ghosts repeatedly in the past two days, so the yang energy on your body has been covered. But as soon as you speak, your yang energy leaks, and the ghosts in the car will naturally notice you."

Wang Hao: ... Then what should I do, is there still time for me to suck it back?

Blood began to flow from under the pregnant woman's skirt, and a dark mass fell out.

It was a baby with black and blue body, fell to the ground, he stretched his legs and feet, and opened the small mouth.

The small mouth is full of fangs, and the whole body moves quickly with the movement of small hands and feet.

Wang Hao: Hehehe!Little friend, don't grab my brother's leg, my leg is about to cramp.

And don't bite my pants, 500 yuan a pair!Very expensive, okay?