The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

"Sir...you see...that's it..."

"..."

"Sir, why don't you check it first? If there is any damage, we can file a claim for you?"

"..."

"Sir? Sir? What's the matter with you, sir? Sir?"

"Uh... that... uh... this..."

"Well, please tell me, sir~"

"Ahem! I think...if you check this...forget it...you should pay more attention when you deliver the courier in the future...not everyone is as talkative as me..."

"Well! Don't worry, sir, we will pay attention to this!"

"Hmm... can you pack that bag for me... just wrap it in a transparent plastic wrap... I'm not very good (meaning) to take it back..."

"Er...sir, we don't have such a big bag..."

"Hmm... I believe that large woven bag or burlap bag... as long as it can block the body..."

So ~ 5 minutes later, Chen Zixuan, who was carrying a woven bag that seemed to contain a humanoid object on his shoulders, and two big white legs wrapped in transparent plastic paper were exposed from the mouth of the woven bag, just appeared in such a painful way On the busy street in the afternoon...

in!Passers-by on the street pointed at him, looked at him and whispered to him, and made up some tricks to figure out who to call...

The most important thing is that just when he was carrying the woven bag on his shoulders that had been covered with a large woven bag, and was about to enter the gate of the community where he lived...

In charge of the neighborhood where his home is located, two auxiliary policemen in charge of patrolling followed a comrade policeman with two stars on his shoulders, and greeted him with a frown...

"Police, hello, please open your shoulder pocket and let us check!"

"...that... the policeman... can you let me go?"

Looking at the three comrades in front of him, at this moment Chen Zixuan...

To be honest, I even have the heart to die...

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Chapter 76 Familiar, but I don’t seem to know each other

On this day, the old five comrades of the Huannan Police Station finished their street patrol work that lasted for most of the day as usual, and returned to the lounge of the police station.

As soon as he entered the door, Lao Wu saw the table full of food, and a guy who was sitting at the table, holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, eating while watching the news on TV...

"Hey! Wu Yu! It's almost 01:30, why are you still accepting the food?"

"Oh! Old Five~ Have you eaten yet? If you haven't eaten, just sit down and eat something! This is left for us by the kitchen aunt herself! Although it is cold, you should know the kitchen aunt's craftsmanship without me telling you Bar?"

After hearing the words of the policeman named Wu Yu who was watching TV all night, the old fifth, who was still unwilling to eat, couldn't help but took off his big-brimmed hat and sat down at the table.

Then he picked up an empty bowl from the table and began to serve himself a meal.

"What about the rest?"

"I went out after eating! It's just me and you who didn't eat, and I just came back."

"What about that guy?"

"That guy? He's still upstairs! Locked up in the room by himself, I'm afraid he'll be robbed after a while!"

Hearing this, Lao Wu frowned slightly, but he didn't say much, but after silently filling the meal for himself, he started to eat with such a table of cold dishes.

Then, while staring at him, he was attracted by the sound of the TV.

"The "Noon News" in the city? My surname is Wu! What's so interesting about it? MD has nothing to do all day long, and even an old lady went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, but the peddler refunded the old lady [-] cents less. Everything has to be reported, it’s almost worthless to watch! Change channel, change channel!”

"It's the same when changing the channel! If you don't watch the news, you don't have much to watch TV series. This is a peaceful world, why do you still want to watch terrorist attacks?"

Although he said so in his mouth, the policeman named Wu Yu still picked up the remote control panel at the request of Lao Wu. Although he said so, he also agreed with Lao Wu's point of view in his heart, right?

However, just when he was about to press the button to change the channel on the remote control panel he was holding!

Then a piece of news broadcast on the "Noon News" column on the TV suddenly made him stop changing the TV channel in his hands.

{Next, we will broadcast a news event that happened in this city at noon today: At noon today, at the entrance of a certain community in this city, a man shouldered a woven bag with an unknown humanoid object in it. A pair of female legs were exposed, causing crowds to watch and panic. Later, the man was taken back to the police station by the local patrolling police for investigation and verification. It turned out that the item in the pocket was a pair of adult products purchased on the Internet. Because his behavior seriously affected public order, the man has been punished by the police station for criticism and education. Next, please read the live report made by our reporter...}

Following the introduction of the host on the TV, the picture on the TV screen immediately shifted to the door of a police station...

At the same time, a voice appeared in the lens of the camera that made the fifth child, who was still sitting in front of the TV while eating and yelling at his colleagues to change the program, to spit food!

"Pfft!!! Isn't this Old Chen?!"

"Fuck! Old five! Can you bastard not spray the food in your mouth?! Wait! This is your acquaintance?!"

Seeing that Lao Wu suddenly sprayed white rice all over his mouth with one gulp, Lao Wu's colleague surnamed Wu couldn't help being so frightened that he opened his mouth and cursed!

But after he had just cursed a few words, he immediately looked stunned, and pointed to the man on the screen, who was now holding a shoulder with two big white legs leaking out of his pocket, and asked the fifth child in astonishment.

However, at this moment, after hearing his inquiry, the fifth child did not immediately answer him. Instead, he stretched out a hand and made a silent gesture for him, and then stared at him with his eyes motionless. The picture broadcast on the TV screen in front of you.

{Mr. Hello!I am a reporter from the TV station "Noon News" in this city, and I want to interview you!May I ask what is the purpose of carrying a silicone doll in broad daylight?Is it the newly emerging network performance art? }