The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

"Hello, your express shipment, please sign on the express form."

I went downstairs to the place where the courier company parked the tricycle, and signed Chen Zixuan's name in Chinese according to the courier's request.

Looking at the seven or eight large cardboard boxes in front of him, Heizi felt a little embarrassed that he couldn't handle them all by himself, so he couldn't help making such a request to the courier brother.

"Well, can you help Heizi carry these upstairs?"

"This..." After hearing Heizi's request, the courier brother immediately showed a look of embarrassment. You must know that a courier like him in Tianchao has to deliver hundreds of couriers a day.

In many cases, even if customers have the request to send the courier upstairs, they are not willing to do so in order to save time.

However, after seeing the obvious reluctance on the courier boy's face, a pair of beautiful wine red eyes turned around~

Heizi immediately changed into a super cute expression on his face!Putting his hands together, Xiaoman slightly bent his waist, and said in a kind of please, a sweet tone exclusive to girls, to the courier brother who was unwilling to carry the courier upstairs for her.

"Please~ big brother~"

"Hmm! Little...little sister! Which floor do you live on?"

"13 yo~" (innocent wink)

"The tenth...thirteenth floor, right? No...no problem! I'll move it for you!"

Ever since, a poor courier brother was fooled like this...

"Big Brother~ I'm sorry to trouble you~"

"No trouble, no trouble! Little sister, if you want to have a courier next time, you can contact me directly! The package will be delivered to your door!"

click~

The courier brother who was still excited after sending away tens of thousands of items, the cute and cute loli look on Heizi's face after he closed the door instantly collapsed.

After adjusting her mentality a little, she immediately rushed into the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife, and then, with an evil smile that was so weird that people could not avoid it, she walked step by step, like a pervert who saw a beautiful woman. , walked towards the courier carton that the courier brother helped her carry up.

hiss~

There was a sound of tearing off the scotch tape on the carton, and Heizi who opened the carton immediately put on a dull but full of happiness on his face.

He stared blankly at the beautifully packaged Misaka Mikoto figures neatly lined up in front of him in the carton.

And stretched out his hand, holding up one of them like a sincere Catholic holding up the Holy Grail.

"My lord, I didn't expect that your brilliance would still shine on Heizi even through time and space! Ah~~~ Heizi is so happy~~~"

Saying that, Miss Heizi immediately put the figurine that was still sealed in the exquisite packaging box in her hand on her cute and smooth face and began to rub it!

He even couldn't help but immediately lay down on the ground, regardless of whether the wooden floor of Chen Zixuan's house was dirty or not, he began to roll around excitedly holding Misaka Mikoto's figure!

suddenly!

Heizi who was tumbling, then turned his gaze to the other cardboard boxes!

And this time!On her face, there was a different expression when she saw the figure in her hand just now!

That's one of a kind!There are expectations!There is fear!But with a bit of tangled and angry complex appearance!

Heizi got up from the ground again, picked up the kitchen knife used to cut the scotch tape that sealed the carton again, and knelt tremblingly in front of one of the unopened cartons.

hesitate for a moment...

hiss~~~

When Heizi opened the second unopened cardboard box in front of her, her body shook even more violently!

Her uncontrollable, trembling hands slowly stretched out towards the cardboard box!

Then!At the moment of opening the box for the second time!

She was in a state of extreme secretion of adrenal hormones and suddenly took out a book from the cardboard box!

Without the slightest hesitation, a certain Misaka Mikoto's color anime [Missing Spot] picture was drawn on the cover of this book!And it's still the kind of cartoon with R18 marked on the upper right corner that is stuck on my little face!

"Suck -----!!! Ah~~~~~~"

With blurred eyes, Heizi looked at the anime version of Sister Pao lying on the bed on the cover of the book in his hand with a shy face full of intoxication...

"The smell of this sinful A4 paper~~~It's like Lafite in 82~~~It makes Heizi intoxicated~~~"

But at this moment, the intoxicated Heizi's expression changed again!Suddenly it became extremely gloomy...

"But... when I think of this kind of shameful manga by my sister, it is sold as a commodity to all the men in the world to watch... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

dong dong dong dong dong! ! !

"Hey shit, the bastard upstairs! I'm tired of copying the old man in the early morning!" (Please use the voice reading here)

The frantic Heizi knelt on the ground and kept hitting the ground with his little head!

As a result, the residents downstairs undoubtedly scolded us in our Datianchao dialect!

And not only scolding!It may be that the noise pollution caused by Heizi hitting the wooden floor of Chen Zixuan's house with his head is too severe!The owner of the resident downstairs couldn't help but poked the ceiling vigorously with his mop pole!

Boom boom boom boom boom! ! !

"Screw a ghost, bastard downstairs! Heizi's current mood is extremely unsatisfactory! If you dare to disturb Heizi's emotional vent at this moment, believe it or not, once Heizi's ability is restored, heizi will take you with you!" Come to poke the ceiling stick and move to 80 meters underground to accompany the dinosaur fossil!!!”

The action of the downstairs resident provoked Heizi upstairs who was in a bad mood to fight back verbally!But a counterattack is a counterattack!Knowing that the fault is my own sunspot, I stopped hitting Chen Zixuan's wooden floor with my little head out of politeness...