The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

This time it's not just the passers-by watching and singing!The whole street is boiling!

"Ah!!! You bastard!!! Heizi, I'll kill you!!!!!!"

Miss Heizi has completely collapsed at this moment!While collapsing, he couldn't help holding his little head in his hands and yelling at Chen Zixuan frantically!

only!This frenzied cry of hers!However, it was completely covered up by the noisy discussion of people in the whole street...

And at the moment when Miss Heizi's anger and collapse failed to reach Chen Zixuan's ears, Chen Zixuan, who seemed to have not finished speaking, continued to speak by taking advantage of the microphone in his hand!

"That's right! I probably don't have much money! I'm slow to respond! I also don't want to fall in love so early! The job is still given by the family! But! I'm also a man!!! If a man is a man, he must be responsible!!! You must be responsible for what you do! I will work hard to cultivate with you if I have no feelings! I will work hard to earn money if I have no money! I will work hard to like you and make you like me at the same time! Find an honest person like me! Losing money! Because the purpose of us honest people is!"

Speaking of this, Chen Zixuan, who was emotionally agitated, paused for a moment!

"Grab the most fun toy for my son!!! Buy the most beautiful clothes for my wife!!!"

Wow la la la la ~ (After a burst of warm applause...)

"Of course! It's not urgent! You can think about it slowly! I'll leave it here for now! Let me know when you're done thinking about it! Next! To show you my sincerity! I decided to present you a song on the street. Song!!!"

He almost shouted this sentence in front of the gossip crowd in the whole street!Heizi and Miss Heizi, who had shrunk to the guardrail by the bridge and squatted in fright, finished shouting!

Feeling a burning pain in his throat, Chen Zixuan cleared his throat first, and then...

"It seems to be raining in the sky~ I seem to live next door to you~ Holding your photo in my hand and thinking about you masturbating~~~...cough cough cough! Sorry for the wrong song! I will sing it again!"

"It seems to be raining in the sky, I really want to live next door to you~Standing stupidly downstairs in your house, raise your head and count the dark clouds~If there is a piano in the scene, I will sing to you~Even if there are many basins of water pouring down~"

【what! ! !Who are you! ! !How could it appear on Heizi's bed!Don't you know that this is the girls' dormitory in Tokiwadai? ! 】【Girls' dormitory?Little sister, is this my home? 】

"Summer is coming to an end, please buy less ice cream~ Don't wear short skirts when it's cold~"

【What happened to your head? 】【Oh~ I saw you send a distress message, and when I came here I was too anxious and accidentally ran a red light and was hit by a car. 】

"If sometimes I am not so happy, I am willing to lend you my shoulder~ You actually understand my heart~~~"

【I like it. I hide my favorite things in my heart, for example... this midsummer~】

"Sing this song for you~no style~it just means~I hope you are happy~toss and turn for you~be a moth to a flame~"

[Aunt!We are true love! 】

[If you don't feel disgusted and can make do with it! ! !I marry you! ! ! 】

"It's a little bit warmer in the coolness of late summer and autumn ~ why not for you!" (song: "Why not")

A cheerful song temporarily quieted the restless crowd on the street. Although Chen Zixuan's voice could not catch up with any professional singer, his singing skills were not bad as far as ordinary people were concerned...

And listening to this song, Heizi, who was squatting on the guardrail of the bridge with his back leaning against the guardrail, who was in a frenzy, gradually calmed down...

Thinking along with the singing, she once again recalled all that Chen Zixuan had paid for her these days, and she no longer had the urge to kill Chen Zixuan in the street just now...

However, squatting by the bridge, wrapping her hands around her knees, and suddenly being confessed by a man in the street, her cute little face is still dark at this moment...

Although, at this moment, she really wanted to rush up and beat Chen Zixuan to death in the street, but the density of the crowd around Chen Zixuan no longer supported her to do so...

"After Heizi recovers his abilities...you must move your dead lolicon, perverted and unevolved primitive creature to 80 meters underground to accompany dinosaur fossils..."

Saying that, Heizi tightened his hands around his knees again...

"idiot..."

This summer is still long~

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Chapter 47 Mining

Two days have passed since that day.

During the past two days, Heizi, who received Chen Zixuan's confession, was uncharacteristically calm, causing Chen Zixuan, who was ready to die after the confession, to be suspicious for a while.

But the only thing that relieved Chen Zixuan, who was not hopeful about his confession and was even ready to be beaten, was that.

During these two days, Heizi, who had already reconciled silently with him because of the hospitalization and his being hit by a car, started a cold war with him again...

That's a good sign, isn't it?At least I won't be covered in the righteous iron fist of Miss Heizi who turned into a Tyrannosaurus rex...

As for Ms. Heizi, she also took advantage of the cold war with Chen Zixuan in the past two days, took this opportunity to take Chen Zixuan's laptop at home, and began to search the Internet for some things that Chen Zixuan did not know.

"I am leaving."

"..."

The words of Chen Zixuan who was about to go out did not get a response from Miss Heizi during the Cold War period.

And the reason why Chen Zixuan, who was planning to use the two days of vacation his uncle gave him to accompany Heizi, to go out was because at this time today, which was the last day of vacation he had asked for his uncle, he received a call from the hospital. Doctor's phone.

Said that Miss Heizi's birth certificate has been processed for him now, and told him to get it...

'Hey?Old Chen?What's the matter? '

"Old five, where are you?"

'What about home? '