The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

last year~

...It was also a spring, except that there were no hopeful fields and no gunpowder flying, and some were just ones under the tremendous pressure of living in the age of nuclear peace. The young man who awakened the heart of a girl and the young woman who awakened the heart of a rotten girl...

Because of the two-dimensional culture promoted by a country that had an entangled relationship with China back then, these men who like to wear women's clothing and women who like to watch two men fall in love Revolutionary comrades tangled together.

And they gave their favorite two-dimensional culture from an island country a term that they don't know how to explain.

ACG...

Speaking of the word ACG, I have to explain the meaning it represents. It is a cultural industry chain based on animation, comics, and some categories of light novels. Watching is something dedicated to a large part of the world's young people, and a part of the young people who are not under the pressure of life to entertain and relieve stress. …

However, in the 21st century, which is dubbed by many people as entertainment to death, recreation and entertainment represent huge business opportunities, so the ACG industry began to expand rapidly in the original novels, comics and animations!

There are so-called figurines, pillows, customized inflatable dolls of anime female characters, etc., which are just collections for young people who are interested in the field of ACG.

Of course, it is not necessarily a collection. After all, the unscrupulous merchants who sell these Two-dimensional peripheral products cannot guarantee that those lovers and diehard fans in the field of Two-dimensional will buy these peripheral products. Will you do something when you go back, such as stuffing the figure of the national idol Akizuki Takazo among the anime characters in the animation world into your XX, or hanging the anime avatar of Makoto Ito, who is also a national idol in the ACG world, in your home? Light three sticks of incense on the empty wall every morning before going to work, or hold Akizuki Airi, Yagami Yu, Nanase Ren, Kazama Ai, etc. The author of this book does not know, has not read, does not know, There are no figurines at home and the figurines of anime female characters that I have never tried to touch and understand are placed in front of my eyes and I masturbate at home to give these peripheral products of these collections a certain degree of practicality!

But anyway, the so-called animation industry, the so-called ACG culture, to a certain extent, satisfies the expectations of some people who have accumulated a lot of pressure in their hearts under the high pressure of modern social life. Feel the coolness of the lower body being caressed by the majesty of the four seasons, and the lower body can't help being more excited than seeing women's naked bodies after seeing this kind of women's big men and girls with big JJs heart!

And from 2007 to 2013, the so-called ACG culture that can meet the psychological needs of a large number of young people also made a qualitative leap with a comic that should have been inconspicuous in the entire ACG world

Established the unofficial Two-dimensional largest unofficial cult organization in the history of the entire ACG world!

And the official name of the organization is...

Chapter 340 The Five Changes of the Cult!

In this day and age, when it comes to cults, most people probably immediately think of going to Tiananmen Square to burn themselves with gasoline, and they still say "I practice from the bottom of my heart" to everyone I see every day. X Gong, or rushed to the gate of the middle school with a knife to cut the arteries on his hands, and then lay in the flower bed of other people's schools. God X is all God X!You must exist!If I die, I will be able to prove that you exist! 'Then what is the all-X God religion...

In other words, you are dead, how can you still prove that all X gods exist?Isn't this funny?

However, compared to the above two negative teaching materials that can cause harm to society, the cult organizations that appear in Two-dimensional are much less relaxed, or they have no substantial impact on the entire society. influences.

Compared with doing religious ceremonies, most of them are really funny.

For example, it is the so-called ACG group of [heterosexuals must die], the full name is FFF group, which is joined by a certain old king who is being bullied by girls in the cold wind!

This cult organization derived from a Japanese anime named "Stupid Test Summoned Beast", everything they have done since the birth of the cult, except for the two years when it just emerged, the kind of jokes that often appear all over the world They tied the lovers to the cross, and then let a bunch, dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of members of the religious order wearing masked black robes hold torches and shouted 'burn, burn, burn! 'On the one hand, the city managers from various local cities thought they were gathering illegally, chased them, intercepted them, criticized and educated them, and they never caused too much commotion in the society in the following time...

From this point of view, in terms of substance, this so-called FFF heterosexual dog and male barbecue group should be more of a bunch of people who can't find a girlfriend than the so-called sects and some cult organizations. Our single dogs, in their unbearable single life, are used to express their dissatisfaction with the existence of lovers and playful, unorganized and undisciplined temporary folk groups...

It's like the relationship between the group leader and the group members in the penguin group. Some people say you quit the group at every turn, and then some people really quit the group at every turn...

Compared with the so-called "lovelive" that appeared in the next few years, those who saw a certain anime heroine named Takaban Enokuo knelt down on the street to pay homage to the fans who spontaneously organized [worshiping fruit religion], which is completely dependent on others. The beliefs propped up by the scripts of the nine anime heroines in μs are the same thing...

hiss--!Speaking of it, there seem to be several magnet links and website addresses here...

Who wants it?

好吧，让我们无视掉那些个magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6BC43BE048F54DF50101B23146546B3261A2B13D这类没用的东西...

Let us refocus our attention on Wang Cheng, who is an old teacher of the FFF group, a cult organization.

As a person with many years of single experience, in the entire FFF group, our old Wangtou can also be regarded as a leader-level figure among great magicians. The eroded masculinity and the righteousness that will burst out of your chest as a single dog when you see someone walking hand in hand in front of you!

Let the original old Wang be able to pat his hairy chest in front of the archbishop of their church to ensure that after so many years of single cultivation, it is not a problem to rub a fireball or something!

But sometimes~ how should I put it?The society is progressing in the era of development, and many loving fathers have some crazy interests in their sons who like to wear women's clothes.

So slowly, Pharaoh also found that the FFF group he was in, which was organized by single dogs, changed little by little with the passage of time.

Those men from the church who came together because of the same life experience and the same lack of girlfriends are no longer the same as before. They gathered together under the pursuit of the local urban management and patrols, wearing teaching uniforms and holding Couples tied with torches are looking for poetry and distant thoughts under the reflection of city lights~

The members of the church have changed, the bishops have changed, the whole order has changed...

Although their slogan and the purpose of the church are still [May all lovers in the world become brothers and sisters] and [Burn dogs and men and women to death], but due to the infiltration of female members in the church, some single dogs see that they can apostate. hope.

Under the negative influence of those members who had a little impure thoughts on the great revolutionary road of the church, the members of the church defected from the party one after another, and the men and women held hands and left...

The hearts of the people are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead...

In order to maintain the existence of the church, the bishops even yelled to those traitors who chose to betray the church [Don't come back after leaving the order] This seems to have hatred, but more of it is a kind of helplessness. Envy envy hate blessings...

What a disgrace!Shame on being an order!Shame on being single!It is even more shameful to be a magician old king who has the qualifications to throw soap in the bathhouse at the church members who are super cute boys below after being single for several years before he became the bishop in the church !

Under such disgrace, under such aggravation of the situation as if signed with an unequal treaty!

As a senior member of the church, he watched the church, which should have been a holy place for millions of single dogs licking each other's wounds, slowly degenerate into an organization of folks, after practicing hard in the church!Sit down and talk!After trying to comprehend the way of being single!

In the end, he resolutely shouted the slogan of leaving the group under the watchful eyes of the other bishops of the order!

Ever since, since then, he has also started to use his eyes full of thieves to look for female church members who can accompany him in rebelling against the party and apostasy in the increasingly fallen church!

Until one day, at a CH comic exhibition, a bishop of the sect who participated in this comic exhibition with him, who is also a great magician, held a leaflet with the teachings of the FFF group and preached it at the comic exhibition with him. When they teach the doctrine of [heterosexuals should die] that has basically been wiped out from within...

"Hey! Bishop Wang! Look at the little loli standing in front of the handmade booth over there wearing a gothic Lolita black and white dress, so cute! Shall we hook up? While developing members, we will give others A penguin number or a phone number or something to expand a column on your phone to make a friend?"

"Well! I think it will work! Why don't you take off the teaching robe of our religious order and find some people to take my SLR camera to find them, and deliberately poke the camera in front of their little loli while taking a group photo as an excuse Little Lolita's skirt is going to play a hooligan in public so that I can be a hero to save the beauty! When it's done, you quit the group! Just pretend we don't know each other! I will treat you to dinner, and the place is up to you!"

"Okay no problem!....Wait! Why am I going?!"

Chapter 340 Is the sixth serious?

"That is to say...you lied to Xiao Xi?"

After listening to Wang Cheng's narration when he met Meng Yuanxi, as Meng Yuanxi's older sister, Meng Yaoxi, who is an out-and-out creature, couldn't help narrowing her eyes slightly at this moment. Suddenly, there seemed to be a hint of hostility in Wang Cheng's gaze.

"Ahem, the emotional relationship between a man and a woman... There is no way to lie...Although I admit that when I met Xiaoxi, my way of talking was really not...not appropriate. ..But after that, I went to associate and get along with her completely and sincerely...That...Miss Xiaoyao...Can you stop looking at me like this? Your eyes now always make me I feel a little... creepy..."