The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

On the side, holding a bath towel while wiping the sweat flowing from his face from soaking in the hot spring, he looked at himself and his penis next to him, which was blurred by the refraction of the water surface, seemed to be bigger than the two brothers Wang Cheng gave such an answer without looking back.

It sounds strange, huh?This man, especially a man who is called a brother, just can't make an appointment to go to the bathhouse to meet each other frankly.

Because this frank meeting is either big or small, or likes to throw a piece of socialist soap at the other party he calls his brother.

Well, in fact, I have to admit that no matter whether it is a socialist soap or a capitalist soap, the purpose of the soap born between the two theories is the same...

"You're thinking too much, don't think I'm successful if I can successfully put the ring on Heizi's hand, the real problem I'm about to face is just beginning~"

As he said that, Chen Zixuan, who was half-soaked in the water, couldn't help but let his body, which was slumped in the hot spring pool, slide down a little like a puddle of soft mud.

It seems to be tired because of what?Or is it because, in the face of the soap storm that is about to usher in the limited possible situation, I feel helpless from the bottom of my heart?

In other words, if you just want others to bend over in front of you with their backs to you, it seems that you don’t need a soapy towel, huh?

At most, add a sentence like 'Hey~ buddy~ I dropped the towel on the floor, and I also smeared shampoo on my head. I can't bend down. Can you bend down and help me pick it up? '.

"At the beginning, what's the problem? Could it be that the little loli in your family who has the same name as a certain pervert I know, and even looks very similar, after wearing the ring, will still be like those who only look at you?" Like Qian's woman, can't I divorce you after you sign the joint property agreement? Although I don't know your family well, and I haven't met a few times, I don't think she is that kind of woman. ?”

Regarding what Chen Zixuan said so weakly, he had already entangled with Chen Zixuan on the penis issue, and he raised his gaze in satisfaction, and turned his gaze back to the few companies sitting opposite them chatting in groups. Wang Cheng, who was a male member of the inner gang, couldn't help but unabashedly asked Chen Zixuan beside him.

"..." Chen Zixuan didn't answer this guy's casual question. He just held his head in a silent way, and while looking up at the sky, he slowly moved his upper body including his head. submerged in the water.

After all, he couldn't tell in front of Wang Cheng that Heizi came from another world and was really the two-dimensional perverted loli that Wang Cheng knew, right?

Speaking of which, Chen Zixuan has actually gradually begun to believe that there is indeed a problem with Heizi's origin, and it may even come from the one she said. In this world, it seems to be just an anime work [Academy City], although he waited for Heizi. The eldest lady really opened up to him and told him everything about the so-called Academy City.

He personally put a scientific catalog of super-steel cannon and membrane law banned books in front of him, but did not search for anything related to these two works on the Internet.

However, from the day he met Miss Heizi, from the moment Heizi watched him make the soprano called 'Scream' on the bed, he had actually begun to suspect Miss Heizi's origin.

You know, even his parents don’t have the keys to his house, and when Heizi came, there were no traces of the house being tampered with, and there were no prying marks on the door lock or the eaves of the door. , I live on the thirteenth floor, the small push-pull method at home is even impossible for Miss Heizi to squeeze in directly through the gap in the window...

The whole incident on the day when Miss Heizi came was completely the same. Even the only elementary school student with glasses who saw through the truth would have to die a lot of brain cells in the case of throwing a girl in a secret room!

It would be even more impossible to frame Chen Zixuan with the offense of violating minors. In the case of a small office worker with a relationship at that time, it would take a lot of trouble to frame him. The reason is not?

Well, no one had a reason to frame him that night half a year ago, and there was no sign that any thieves had tampered with the house. From the past six months of getting along with him, he can also confirm that Miss Heizi is a big lady, so arrogant that she can't do it. A good loli who steals and robs.

So what happened when Miss Heizi appeared on his bed out of nowhere?

He is not a civil servant like the old fifth who often deals with criminals, nor is he the only one who sees the truth like a schoolboy with spectacles. Chen Zixuan wanted to point to Miss Heizi's small nose and express to Miss Heizi...

'You said you were time-traveled?I'm almost convinced! '

In addition, Ms. Kuroko is still working hard to be able to return to the so-called Academy City, and she is very cute in front of him~

All these signs make Chen Zixuan, who has lived with Miss Heizi for a long time, constantly think that he...

【Am I evolving into a monkey with an IQ of only [-]... I can even begin to accept and believe that my wife is a time traveler... Forget it, it really doesn't matter what the origin is... My eldest lady... .When will you be willing to tell the truth in front of me~]

Chen Zixuan, whose whole head had been immersed in the hot spring water in front of him without any reservation, thought so much.

At this moment, he forced his eyes to fully immerse himself in the warm water, and he knew that, in fact, he didn't care how Heizi emerged from his bed for a long time.

It doesn't matter what her identity is, it doesn't matter whether she is an alien, a person from the future, or a person with superpowers from another world.

What is really important is that what really makes Chen Zixuan still unable to let go of the [Academy City] that Heizi was talking about, and what really makes him want to hear Miss Heizi tell his own story from Miss Heizi's mouth.

As long as Heizi hasn't told his real origins to this old man who has been running around for three years, then it also shows that Heizi has not given up his efforts to leave him.

[Is it not good to be with me?Just live a normal life like this...Isn't it good...]

"Old Fresh! Old Fresh!"

At this moment Chen Zixuan is immersed in his own world, his world is so quiet.

The appearance of a voice broke this short, but seemingly infinitely extended quiet world.

The sound came from the water surface, and after breaking through the barrier of the water surface, it was not clearly transmitted to Chen Zixuan's ears after being weakened.

As a result, he who was in the underwater world couldn't help but slowly wake up from his own world.

"Old Fresh! Old Xuan!"

As he woke up, the voice became clearer.

The voice was full of urgency, as if warning Chen Zixuan of the coming of the end of the world.

So, under this urgent urging, Chen Zixuan slowly opened his eyes.

"噗——!!! 咕咚咕咚...噗咕呱呱! Bah bah! Die, you bastard! How dare you put that thing of yours next to my face while I am diving!? Want to fight Are you?!"

"No, Lao Xuan! Get up quickly! Those beasts in our company said that they are going to go to the mixed bath in the middle of an appointment together! Then climb the wall to peep at the female soup! You hurry up and put on clothes with me! Hurry up Xiaoyao You and your little Heizi are going to disappear in front of those beasts!"

"Nani?!"

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At this time, Meng Yuanxi was wearing a set of large Japanese-style yukata, standing at the entrance of the hot spring on the first floor of the hotel, his face was extremely tangled.

In fact, he came to soak in the hot springs, and he also wanted to soak in the hot springs. After all, it was not easy for him who was born in an ordinary family in the Celestial Dynasty to go out once, and it was even more difficult to come to the famous hot spring town of Japan. .

Since it was so difficult, why would he want to let go of this opportunity to soak in an authentic hot spring?

He does not want to let go of this opportunity, there is no doubt about it!

but...