The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

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Ask for a ticket!

Chapter 240 Three Give me a dozen of such dads!

For such a serious father, he asked himself this question as a man.

The impression still exists in my mind at the beginning of this book, as if I, a beast, probably should have been thoroughly handled by Miss Heizi, Chen Zixuan now faced his father's serious and kindly old face. At that time, only fell into silence.

As for his silence, after seeing that his son hadn't spoken, his father immediately used his familiarity with this son over the years to make up what Chen Zixuan, the son, chose to say to him at this moment. The reason for the silence on this question.

"Sure enough... didn't come up?"

"Hey! Old man! Why do you think I didn't go up!"

This is related to the issue of personal privacy, and Chen Zixuan, who originally wanted to keep silent and pretend to be stupid in front of his father, couldn't bear it any longer. Chen Zixuan of 'Dead Old Man' makes a solemn statement!From the moment when the 'dead old man' in front of me asked in a serious manner that he had slept with Miss Heizi, he ceased to exist, okay? ! !

Facing the picture of Chen Zixuan, who looked like a single dog after someone stepped on his sore feet, Chen Zixuan's father seemed extremely calm!Without any scruples, Chen Zixuan called him a 'dead old man' regardless of his age, stretched out his left little finger to dig his earwax, then flicked his fingers at the disgusted Chen Zixuan and replied.

"As courageous as you are, you blushed when you talked to little girls since you were young. As your father, I don't believe that even if a pig climbs a tree, I don't believe that you lost your virginity!"

"I..."

Well, for this fact, Chen Zixuan, a son, really couldn't refute it, and was choked up by his old man's words all of a sudden~

But in the face of Chen Zixuan's speechless, Chen Zixuan's father, who is a father, did not stop his ridicule towards his son. After looking at Chen Zixuan who was speechless, he continued to choke on his son.

"I said Xiaoxuan, I know your virtues. When you were in the sixth grade of elementary school, I took you to watch DVD island movies without telling your mother, and popularized the various postures and knowledge between men and women. As a result, Why haven't you got the hang of it after so many years, you kid? If you don't hurry up and let your mother hug her grandson, be careful of your father, I will turn my face and deny your son~"

"Well..."

Chen Zixuan continued to be speechless. There is no doubt that, as a three-good young man who grew up under the red flag, why did he use his QQ and Lao Wu to ask for [resources] through the computer chat software a few months ago? Miss Heizi who contacted Wu will find a 40G [video resource file] in his laptop at home. A large part of the factor is actually from this seemingly gentle and tepid old man in front of him~

Otherwise, classmate Xiao Chen is not the kind of person who would save that kind of thing in the hard drive of the computer!

Absolutely not!

"Those things about taking me to watch Blu-ray in my room behind my mother's back...Are you still embarrassed to say..."

After holding back for a long time, the deflated Chen Zixuan had no choice but to use such a gloomy tone and expression to protest to his serious and unscrupulous father.

But in the face of Chen Zixuan's protest, his old man's attitude was still as calm as ever. Under Chen Zixuan's disgusted gaze, he used the little finger that had dug out the earwax before digging up his own earwax again. Nostrils, after the end, he flicked his fingers in the direction of Chen Zixuan again as before and said calmly.

"What's so embarrassing~ I'm giving you sex education in human anatomy that the teacher won't teach you, kid? Look at a lot of young people, even junior high school children, who are pregnant underage Yes, the news about abortion after pregnancy, abortion without telling parents after pregnancy, secretly giving birth and then neglecting it has been in the news! Why is this?! It’s not the gender education for children in the educational facilities of the Celestial Dynasty What’s lacking! Back then, I made up for this lesson behind closed doors at home without telling your mother and your teacher, you kid should thank me~”

"It's you who should be thanking me, old man...thank me for not telling my mother that you took me to watch movies all these years..."

Continuing to keep his voice down, Chen Zixuan, who couldn't control his eyes and subconsciously squinted at the direction of the kitchen, made such a rebuttal to the set of fallacies given by his father.

But facing Chen Zixuan's rebuttal, as Chen Zixuan's old man, this person who came here couldn't help but shrugged his shoulders.

"Come on, brat, let him go with the past~ Now the problem is your relationship with this black kid. By the way, when are you going to let your mother and I hold the grandson?"

[Count it!Old man, you are cowardly!You who are changing the subject now are absolutely cowardly! ! ! 】

Seeing that when I mentioned that I wanted to tell my mother about the fact that my father in front of me took me to watch a movie, what my father did was obviously to change the subject, Chen Zixuan immediately said I made such complaints in my heart!

However, he didn't dare to be serious with his appearance. In fact, he continued to delve into this matter with his serious and unscrupulous father, because he, Chen Zixuan, a son, was also concerned about this matter in his heart. He knew very well that once this kind of thing was really going to be stabbed from his own mouth to his mother's, let's not talk about the attitude of the little shrew, Miss Heizi, who had already agreed to his engagement request!Even his mother, Chen Zixuan, who sees his daughter-in-law like a wolf who has been starving for half a month and sees fresh pork, can't let him go. This sixth grader dares to hide in the bedroom with his father and use it at home. The kid who bought the DVD and watched the Blu-ray is right!

The final result is tantamount to the death of him and his unscrupulous old bean!He was beaten fifty times by his mother and son Lao Tzu each!

"Maybe you have to wait a few more years. Your glasses are fine. Don't you see that Heizi is too immature to be a mother?"

Chen Zixuan's answer made his father who was digging his nostrils with the kindness of an elder froze immediately, and then he checked to see if there were a few metal impact sounds of spatulas and iron pans colliding A glance at the kitchen.

"Okay, but you have to be quicker, after all, girls nowadays~ are not as easy to be chained around as people in our era~"

"Heizi is not that kind of girl..."

Chen Zixuan made a rebuttal, but in the face of Chen Zixuan's rebuttal, his father's eyes could not help but a hint of disappointment flashed. Perhaps in his heart, the girl Chen Zixuan brought home this time, who called herself Shirai Heizi, finally Maybe there is a high chance that Chen Zixuan will be like those girlfriends that Chen Zixuan tried to date in college, and he may not be able to go to the end with Chen Zixuan...

"Speak up, son."

"what?"

"I haven't seen you for more than a year. Do you want to find a reason to go out with your dad at night to make a big sword without telling your mother and your little girlfriend?"

"...not going."

"Then sleep with Dad and me at night~ Your little girlfriend will let her accompany your mother~"

"What do you want to do?!"

"Revisit the classics of the year with you as a son~ I still keep the DVD~"

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Everyone, don't think that there is no such thing as a father in the world!

Because the old father is such a person~