The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

Of course, some perverts who are so excited that they can wake up when they are splashed with water to wash their feet by women are not included in this list!

"Your head was caught by the door?! I just came home and dirty water came up to you! Even if I tricked you into eating that Sichuan hot pot yesterday, it made you a little bit miserable. You're so hot today!" It's too much to pour such a basin of dirty water on me!"

Chen Zixuan, who came back to his senses, yelled at Miss Heizi who was still holding a basin inside the door.

But what do you think, facing Chen Zixuan who was full of anger at this moment, and already put on his face a look of wanting to hit someone, the fair little face of Miss Heizi who was opposite was even more angry at this moment!

Like a petite female tyrannosaur!

"You bastard man who deserves a dzi bead! You got angry before Heizi settled the score with you?! Okay! If that's the case! Then Heizi, I don't want to be dzi beaded like you now!" The bastard is talking nonsense!"

Saying that, the word anger was written all over her small face, and Miss Heizi, who was still pale, immediately turned around and entered the kitchen decisively before Chen Zixuan had time to continue arguing with her!

After seeing Miss Heizi enter the kitchen with her own washbasin, Chen Zixuan, who was still outside the door, immediately chased into the room. Looking at the red-faced and gnashed-toothed posture, he might want to be with someone who was also in a rage Ms. Heizi will stop fighting like that regardless of age!

However, just as he entered the door, the furious Chen Zixuan rushed to the door of his kitchen where Heizi had entered!

A white light suddenly struck in front of him without warning!

Moan——!boom!

In order to avoid the white light that suddenly flew out from the kitchen, and at the same time, Chen Zixuan, who was also frightened by the white light that suddenly attacked him, fell to the ground without standing still.

And when he fell down on the ground and subconsciously followed the trajectory of the white light flying just now, he raised his head and looked behind him to see clearly the body of the white light that had been embedded in the plywood on the wooden shoe cabinet behind him. The cold air immediately hit the top of the head in an instant!

It turned out that the one that flew over just now was a white light!That was clearly a kitchen knife in his kitchen!

If he hadn't been frightened to fall like this just now, then it is estimated that this kitchen knife is not as simple as being embedded in the plywood of the shoe cabinet behind him!

"You! You! Why are you so vicious, woman! Did I do anything wrong? Why do you want to kill me!?"

Chen Zixuan, who had been successfully intimidated by the little Li flying knife flying out of the kitchen, no longer had the angry look on his face, but was replaced by a terrified look called Yusheng after a catastrophe.

He turned his head and looked into the kitchen again, and picked up another kitchen knife, Heizi!His eyes widened in disbelief and he asked in a loud voice full of horror.

And what about the latter?Maybe I also felt that I was a bit wrong with the kitchen knife that Chen Zixuan flew out before, so after hearing Chen Zixuan's inquiry, I immediately slashed the second kitchen knife in my hand towards the chopping board in Chen Zixuan's kitchen!

Then he took out a small bottle and threw it towards Chen Zixuan who was sitting on the ground in front of him!

"Heizi is vicious?! It was you, the bastard, who deliberately murdered Heizi first! You said you did nothing wrong! Now Heizi really wants to ask you, you damn bastard! What was in this little bottle?" !?"

"Little bottle?!" Hearing that Heizi said that he deliberately murdered her, Chen Zixuan couldn't help being taken aback, and then stretched out a hand to pick up the small glass bottle thrown by Heizi. Look!

"This...isn't this...isn't this [Fengyoujing] that I bought at home to wipe the bags caused by mosquito bites?! Why...you don't think I bought it for you Have you used your gynecological medicine?!"

Halfway through the talk, Chen Zixuan immediately understood the reason why Miss Heizi was so angry that she threw a knife at him. The feeling was that our Miss Heizi took the wrong medicine and thought he, Chen Zixuan, deliberately punished her? !

Chen Zixuan has heard of the consequences of rubbing this thing on the private parts of the human body!

This damn has a big misunderstanding!

"If it wasn't for Heizi who felt that this product needs to be mixed with a lot of water to use it before! Heizi may have been lying in the emergency room of the hospital by now! He even said in the note that it was in a green bottle! Are you not What is premeditated murder?!"

"Eh... this... then are you okay?!" At this moment, Chen Zixuan, who knew it was a misunderstanding, was there any anger on his face?Some just care about the girl in front of me!

It's just that a certain Miss Heizi, who is still in a fit of anger, doesn't appreciate the concern he suddenly shows~

"Hmph! Thanks to you bastard! Heizi, who found out that something was wrong, quickly ran out of the toilet and found the gynecological medicine in the medicine cabinet again! Otherwise, we would really meet in the hospital ambulance now!"

"Er... this... so...then... just as long as you are fine..." After hearing that Miss Heizi said that she had found and cleaned the gynecological medicine he bought in the morning in time, Chen Zixuan said Only then did he breathe a long sigh of relief in his heart.

Then, Chen Zixuan, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, immediately had a very innocent look on his face.

"That...by the way, Ms. Baijing, you...you can't blame me for this! I just bought medicine for you out of good intentions, and you didn't take a good look at the label on the medicine bottle when you took it yourself. You got the wrong explanation~ If you looked carefully, this thing wouldn’t have happened at all! If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for being careless~”

"Shut up idiot! You left the [Green Bottle] on the note yourself! Heizi only took it according to the note written by you idiot! And the worst thing is that you bought the medicine after you bought it. Why not put it on the coffee table but tear off the outer packaging and put it in the medicine box?! And put it with this bottle of irritating medicine that you even tore off the label? So in the final analysis! Even if the bottle of medicine is not you You deliberately put it in the medicine box to harm Heizi! Then it is also the mistake of your idiot's behavior!"

Well~ Meeting such a girl who can speak well, Chen Zixuan, who is at a loss, is really a scholar who meets a soldier.

However, although most of the right to explain and speak has been blocked by Miss Heizi in front of him, Chen Zixuan still believes that Miss Heizi herself is also partly responsible for the matter of using Heizi wrongly and almost endangering his life.

"So the big bottle of Fuyanjie is placed there and you still take the small one... Obviously you have made mistakes... Besides, the bottle of gynecological medicine I bought for you is obviously green~"

Chen Zixuan, who fell down on the ground, began to get up from the ground while complaining to Heizi, who had a small, angry face in front of him.

And after hearing Chen Zixuan's complaints to her, Miss Heizi in the kitchen immediately threw away Chen Zixuan's washbasin that could no longer be used to wash her face.Then, maintaining that angry look, he bypassed Chen Zixuan, walked out of the kitchen, and walked to the front of the coffee table in the living room.

Then he picked up the bottle of Fuyanjie on the coffee table, turned around and went back again, and in two steps came to Chen Zixuan who had already stood up, tiptoed the heels of those little feet and held the whole bottle in his hand. The bottle woman Yanjie directly smeared Chen Zixuan's left face, and then stretched out the index finger of her other small hand to point at the part of the bottle other than the green label. questioned.

"You have the ability to tell Heizi that the bottle is green?!"

"..."

Alright~ Chen Zixuan finally understood this time, the green color he referred to in the [green bottle] was counted together with the green label on the bottle, and the [green bottle] understood by Miss Heizi who took the wrong medicine 】Not counting the green label on the bottle...

Judging from this matter, the tacit understanding and cooperation between the two still need a long time to be cultivated and developed...

in various senses~

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Chapter 22 Did I get cute? !

After this misunderstanding of [medicinal lotion], the two started a unilateral cold war of hot faces and cold butts~