The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

But at this moment, Chen Zixuan was no longer in the mood to savor the singing of these old classmates.

Because compared to the singing voices of these junior high school students, the amount of information revealed by the drunk fifth child seems to be more attractive than these areas that are not only sung in a mess, but even out of tune.

The gap between the two is like the panties that a gay guy just took off and the panties that a pure girl just took off~

Which is more important, I believe that as long as an old driver who has been on the major H websites for many years can analyze it very well!

"No...not right, fifth...you...do you really like a girl? Yes...who is it?"

"Who?"

Upon hearing Chen Zixuan's question in a voice full of surprise, the color in the eyes of Lao Wu, who was still looking like Ge You paralyzed, immediately became blurred.

At the same time, a deep feeling began to appear in the tone.

At this moment, he was like a melancholy old man who was old and tasteful. He picked up the cigarette on the table, lit one for himself, and issued a cigarette to the sitter. Beside him, although his face was full of drunkenness, but at this moment after hearing the gossip about him, he looked at Chen Zixuan very energetically.

"Miss Xu..."

"Sister Xu? The female owner of the fighting club you took me to a while ago? Your instructor when you were in the police academy?!"

"Ah~ she is right..."

Lao Wu nodded to confirm Chen Zixuan's guess, and after seeing Lao Wu admitting that the person he wanted to pursue turned out to be the kind of woman who opened a fighting club, Chen Zixuan, who was Lao Wu's old classmate and friend, could not help but roll his eyes Immediately is a pump!

Because a while ago, when Chen Zixuan was kicked out of the house by Miss Heizi, the fifth child opened a fight club. The scene where the female instructor used her chest to do push-ups when the fifth child was in the police academy is still unknown to this day. It still makes him old Chen still fresh in his memory~

With such a woman, Lao Wu even said that he wanted to chase after her? !

This...

"warrior!"

"...Don't make fun of me on this kind of thing?" After hearing Chen Zixuan calling out this name to himself, the fifth child's face immediately changed into a displeased look.

"I'm not kidding you, old five~ You don't even think about it yourself. As for a woman like your instructor, if you really succeed in chasing her, will you be able to fight when you have some disputes and small conflicts in the future?"

"In this kind of matter, Lao Chen, you have no right to criticize me, right? Didn't you also find a violent loli that you might not even be able to beat yourself?"

Just as Chen Zixuan finished his kind reminder, Lao Wu, who was the party involved in this incident, immediately spoke back to the man surnamed Chen abruptly!

As a result, he found a violent loli Heizi who he couldn't beat, and Chen Zixuan choked in his throat when he gave him the next words abruptly.

Sitting beside her for a while with a blue face, she held back for a long time before she regained her breath and continued to speak.

"Okay... then... what about the chest? You told me yourself that your instructor once gave you a performance of crushing walnuts in the chest when he was training you at the police academy." Such a unique skill~"

Look at the fifth child so obsessed!Chen Zixuan had no choice but to sacrifice such a killer move, I believe that as long as a man hears such a thing, he will shy away from that sister Xu!

But what he didn't expect was!Just when he was ruthlessly trying to use words to remind the fifth child of the horror named 'Sister Xu'!

The fifth child's face was very disobedient, and a little blush appeared at this moment!

Afterwards, he opened his mouth and said such a fact that made Chen Zixuan immediately lie down!

"It's because of this! I like her! Think about it! If you can knead a hard stone into a soft dough with the strength of your hand! Wouldn't it be a great sense of accomplishment?! "

As soon as the old fifth's words came out of his mouth!Chen Zixuan was speechless immediately.

He silently lit the cigarette given to him by the fifth brother in his hand, and took a deep breath. After a moment of silence...

"...Well, since your interest is so unique, I won't advise you anymore."

After finishing speaking, Chen Zixuan wanted to get up and go to the bathroom, but before he could stand up completely, the fifth child beside him who was sitting slumped on the sofa in the ktv box took the initiative to speak, making his buttocks that had just left the sofa stick again. Back on the soft cushion of the sofa.

"My interests are not unique. It seems that I don't care about you, Mr. Chen, right? It's you, Old Chen."

"What's wrong with me?" Chen Zixuan, who sat on the sofa again, had curiosity on his face.

"As for that violent loli in your family, who is so unreasonable that you can only sleep in the corridor, I deeply doubt that if you want to be with her in the future, will she let you eat it on a whim one day? Shit! After all, isn’t there such a saying? ‘You don’t even dare to eat the shit of the woman you love! How dare you say you love her?!’”

"Fuck you!"

As soon as the fifth child uttered these words, even Chen Zixuan, who was usually quite polite in terms of speaking, couldn't help but burst into a mouthful of rudeness at this moment!

"Although Shirai has a bad personality on weekdays! But anyone with a discerning eye can tell that she is a well-bred child! Such a thing! She will never let me do it! And even if she really wants me to do it so disgusting As a principled man, I would never do it! Why don't you say that if your sister Xu is caught by you one day, might she make you do such a disgusting thing? ?!"

With a look of 'throwing you old' expression!After being made such a disgusting joke, Chen Zixuan immediately threw such a disgusting question at Lao Wu back in annoyance!

And after hearing that Chen Zixuan threw himself the disgusting question and threw it back.

Lao Wu, who had been slumped on the sofa because of drunkenness, couldn't help but sit up again on the sofa in the private room with a serious expression at this moment!

"You said you wouldn't do it, so would I still do that kind of thing stupidly?! Besides! Even if I really achieve that kind of thing in the future, I like sister Xu so much that I can eat shit for her So far! Then at least I will make a request to her before eating!"

"Huh? What request?" Chen Zixuan raised his eyebrows curiously!

And what about the fifth child?The expression on his face at this moment can be regarded as serious to the point of talking about national affairs!

"Demand that she at least give me a spoonful of sugar before I eat it!"

"...a spoonful... I'm afraid it's a little less."

"Then two spoons!"

"...expert...your shit is so sweet..."

In the end, Chen Zixuan, who was speechless, had no choice but to make such a constructive complaint...