The Correct Strategy of Shirai Kuroko

People who have been prostitutes all year round know...

... No, this seems to include the author's old age.

Well, all male compatriots who have been in love, or have a family and are more alcoholic know it.

This man, once he drank too much alcohol, he would be in bed with a girl under such circumstances, and that feeling would be a sad reminder.

If the author of this book had to describe it in a poetic and poetic way, it would be...

[Young people don't know the essence. Zigui, when drunk, look at the sky and cry, before drunk, he is majestic!Urinate freely against the wind!Now, farewell to the past~ I wet my shoes with the wind~]

Abbreviation; can't be hard...

So this wine is really not a good thing when it comes to critical moments.

Then the topic was brought back to Chen Zixuan. When this bastard got drunk, didn't she think that she took the blood of Miss Heizi without any impression?

In such a situation, in fact, an old virgin like Chen Zixuan and a 13-year-old junior high school girl like Miss Heizi would believe it.

Put it in front of anyone who has emotional experience when drunk, he will laugh at him and then half-jokingly say: 'Stop making trouble~'

And now, is the love expert Miss Luo who is sitting not far from Chen Zixuan a person who has a relationship experience when drunk?

This question~ I believe that apart from this Miss Luo, I believe that not many people in this world will know.

but!Since he is a love expert, relying on fooling innocent little virgins...ahem, teaching a skill called "Love", such a way of life exists, even if he really has no experience in bed after being drunk, Then, if a man drank too much alcohol to the point of fragmentation, the lower body would obviously not be able to recover.

People must know it!

So when Chen Zixuan roughly told him about his experience when he first met Miss Heizi more than half a month ago, the Miss Luo in front of him immediately understood the key information.

And immediately changed the title of 'classmate Chen' to 'classmate virgin' to address the man surnamed Chen in front of him.

But it's a joke, it's called that, but as a professional lover of love... cough cough!Be a professional scholar!How could it be possible to destroy the advantage that Chen Zixuan had finally created under unintentional and unconscious accidents?

Such an advantage that was naturally formed by accident, in front of this professional love expert, how could he tolerate destroying it by himself?

Yes, the misunderstanding between Chen Zixuan and Miss Heizi, which caused both of them to fall under the other's shadow, was the biggest advantage for Chen Zixuan!

Why do you say this is an advantage?Because no matter whether the man and the woman are voluntary when they are having sex!As long as it's the first time for both parties, or as long as it's the first time for the woman to have sex with a man!

The girl whose first time was taken away will have a very long, even unforgettable impression on her first man!

An impression engraved in the deepest part of my heart!An impression that the woman may never let go of!

Whether this impression is good or bad!Even if the man is in the position of a rapist when doing this kind of thing!

It will make the woman leave such a first impression in her heart, as if it was carved with a knife!

And such an impression will make the man who may be regarded as a passer-by by the woman suddenly rise in the woman's heart, or drop to a position that is difficult to reach with other men's ordinary ways of picking up girls!

To put it bluntly, it can be summed up in one sentence: I won at the starting line!

Even with such a starting line, what is won is only the woman's body, and what is left is only a psychological shadow in the woman's heart!

"All in all~ After listening to what you said, I feel it~ In fact, you don't need to be anxious about how to capture the girl you like, and you don't need to do other things too deliberately for her, just let it go Naturally, it is the best way for you to deal with the feelings of the other party and yourself. But there are some things you should pay attention to, that is, what you said before, that you had a conflict a while ago. That kind of willful , using the way of running away from home and the way of being angry with girls, you must pay attention to it in the future, and don’t let it happen again, because if you use too much of this way of running away from home, or you have not mastered it well If the speed is too high, then it will leave an extremely bad impression on the girl you like in your heart! This will undoubtedly increase the difficulty of your strategy invisibly, you know?"

After listening to Chen Zixuan's narration, Miss Luo, who was sitting in front of Chen Zixuan as a doctor, immediately reminded Chen Zixuan~

After listening to the other party's reminder, Chen Zixuan, who was troubled, immediately nodded to Miss Luo, and then asked again.

"I know, I won't do things like running away from home or deliberately avoiding each other, but Miss Luo, are you really sure? I just let our previous relationship be like this If I develop, can I really achieve the desired effect? ​​Can I really succeed?"

When he said this, Chen Zixuan was like a terminally ill venereal patient suffering from syphilis. Because he was worried, he repeated the same question to the old military doctor named Miss Luo in front of him three times and four times. ask.

As for this enchanting old military doctor, after seeing Chen Zixuan asking repeatedly because he was worried, he couldn't help smiling slightly, but there was no sign of impatience on his face.

"Believe in yourself a little bit more~ Miss Luo, I can see it~ Now you are just because you are the first time to meet and deal with such a thing, and because of lack of experience, you seem overly nervous and lack confidence. ~ Such lack of self-confidence may make you keep asking all the people around you who have experience in this kind of things for advice, although when learning any skills or handling any things that you are not familiar with or have not been in contact with , asking more is a good thing, but in terms of [love], where the fault tolerance rate is very low, asking questions and learning may not necessarily lead to success. After all, girls in the world have all kinds of weird personalities, and they like things and see men from different angles. , the love skills that others use on other girls may be useful, but if you copy it and use it on the girl you like, not only may it not achieve the effect you expected, but it may even work. Some are contrary to your plan, and the reverse effect you don't want to see may not necessarily be~"

As he spoke, this Miss Luo picked up a glass half filled with water that was placed on the desk beside her, took a sip to moisten her dry throat due to the long conversation, and then continued to look at Chen Zixuan. Said.

"Actually, after listening to your narration, Miss Luo, I feel that you have done well enough~ After seeing the other party sending you a distress message, you lost your job and rushed back to the other party without hesitation, and even got into a car accident yourself. I didn't take care of this kind of thing. I warmly accompanied the other party when the other party was most disappointed, and lent my shoulder to the other party very appropriately. To be honest, if it were Miss Luo, I would stand in your position. It may not necessarily be so good. Now you just lack some understanding of women and yourself as a man. You just haven't discovered the advantages you have now and haven't worked hard to make them The advantages are expanded in front of the opponent, and these points are displayed to the greatest extent in front of the opponent, so they are so impatient."

"Um... what you mean is that now I just need to figure out what's on me first, and then arrange them neatly in front of the other party in a natural way for the other party to see, and then To understand what the other party wants? What do you want to get? Then, regardless of whether you can finish it or not, try to help the other party work hard to get it?"

"Well, it's probably like this~ The most perfect love is moist and silent~ You just need to work hard to be yourself, and then try to help the other party consider some things the other party cares about or what the other party wants Just do what you want to do, and if conditions permit, it’s OK to help the other party fight for it~”

Speaking of this, Chen Zixuan with a tangled face seemed to understand what the Miss Luo in front of him meant to him.

But I understand that I understand that there is a question about Miss Heizi that has been entangled in his heart all the time, and this question entangled in his heart has not been accepted in the series of suggestions given by Miss Luo. mentioned.

That is...

"Then Miss Luo, I have one last question."

"Please say~"

"It's about the girl I want to pursue is a perverted lily girl who likes women, and her sexual orientation is also homosexual. How should I deal with it? Or how can I correct her bent sexual orientation again? ?”

"Uh... well... this question..."

Moment!The moment Chen Zixuan asked this question out!Miss Luo, the love expert who was sitting across from her elegantly drinking water, couldn't help showing a bit of embarrassment on her enchantingly dressed face.

Just like that, there was a burst of sweat on his forehead, and Chen Zixuan, who was looking at him seriously, faltered for a long while, then wiped the sweat on his forehead while holding a tissue taken from the tissue box on the table. Looking at Chen Zixuan and said.

"Student Xiao Chen~ How about we change the subject~ I'll teach you some general tricks about pursuing women, what do you think?"

"..."