What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

"Is today the school's opening agenda?"

Wearing the neutral clothes, 【Snake】sighed slightly.

"I'm obviously a man..."

"Miss She Ji, Lord Zhuanli is coming down. Please be polite."

The silver-haired deacon is completely different now, because I am about to face the scariest guy in this building...

But I am the least able to run!

Because, that person is my fiancée.

But...why I am a young lady, and also an adult!I'm attacking, absolutely attacking! ! !

.........

"Then Miss She Ji, I wish you a happy day."

The deacon standing at the door held a silver pocket watch and watched Miss Sheji who was with Lord Zhuanli and Miss Maid next to her.As for the knight Lingling who had already gone to school early in the morning, it was not for the deacon to manage.

"Wait, why hasn't the title of Miss Snake Princess been removed yet?!"

Today's weather is really nice~

The deacon who turned his face to one side saw only the blue sky and white clouds, and the boy who was running towards the dawn.

"Hey, hey, is there something mixed in?"

The book manager holding a huge book in his hand stood at the door, and walked into the garden at some point.

"Anyway, it's just trivial things. If you pay too much attention to details, you will become an idiot."

The deacon directly pressed the button of the pocket watch, looking at the calculated time, the deacon also disappeared in place.

The administrator who stayed on the spot with a wry smile looked at the Miss Snake Lady who had been snatched away by the maid and Mr. Zhuanli in the distance...

"Come on, miss~"

.........

Looking at the snake with [White Emperor Investment Bare Board Branch School] written in front of him, he also sighed.

This white emperor branch school is really, it's the scariest place in the world...

Maybe not many people will think this is a scary place, but as a fan author, when facing this world, I still feel cheated.

It's a pity that this thing is a bit old, and he has lost his memory.

Such as the out-of-date former student council president, a certain god, the dead fish eyes of a certain bad teacher and student, the disciplinary committee member of ghosts and gods known as Qianrenshou, and the death sister of a certain surnamed Qianwei.All these annoying characters will appear, not to mention the terrifying King of the Three Thousand Worlds of the White Emperor's School.

And there are a group of strange guys beside him. At first, he thought they were a group of time travelers, but in the end he discovered that only he himself is a time traveler in this world. That's all.

Those idiots were hired by parents in this world, even if he wanted to.

As for Zhuanli...that is a family marriage that has been pre-arranged, and I hope the marriage can be withdrawn.hope...

"Little Snake, what are you thinking?" Zhuanli suddenly put his hands behind my back and tightened my neck, and at the same time, the two lumps on the other side's chest were also...

"It's nothing!" Cold sweat broke out all over his body instantly, for this fiancee.The snake has always been given S by her in the form of M... Wait!What the hell kind of setting is this, he won't be M!

Now it looks like a beautiful lily picture to outsiders, but it is not the case.

Oh yes, forgot to say...

Snake is now wearing women's clothes, although he is very dissatisfied, there is nothing he can do.

Because it's not the perverted deacon who advocates this, but his aching parents! (Your mother has eggs?)

He has been forced to create women's clothing since he was a child, and even now he is still ordered to do so. He even requires himself to enter the school as a woman, otherwise the family relationship will be severed, and he will even be turned into a traitor.

God damn there are such crazy parents!

But now, she is still subject to the requirements of her fiancée, women's clothing is the minimum order.

Not to mention at school, he is always required to wear women's clothing at home or even when going out!

Oh Norey! ! !

What's even more hateful is that the school still knew about this kind of thing, and they specially arranged for him to be in an elite class with only women.And the only Lingling he knew well, and even knew his true identity, was in the top class with only men.

Normally, he had to resist the feeling of magma erupting, looking at his fiancée's face in the crowd of women.

"This is a cheating school for complaining!"

Suddenly there was a voice that I had never heard before, it sounded like I was listening to myself talking, but the breath in it felt much higher than my own.

"Who!" At this time, I realized that the world around me suddenly turned blood red for some reason.Everyone stopped and couldn't move. "Damn it, did that lunatic put a seal on it?!"

Looking at the fiancée and maid who stopped beside him, Snake suddenly thought that if this continues, he might be doomed.

"Don't worry, this is not a seal, it's just a time stop."

The voices around him slowly appeared in the gathered smoke, and what slowly appeared was a ball of light suspended on a raised platform. Behind the platform, there was a huge stone door engraved with patterns like an evolutionary tree. The next moment I felt that I was completely standing on the platform. At this time, the effect of space tearing slowly appeared around the platform, revealing a dark space with only red eyes.

Afterwards, the ground slowly raised a solution-like ground that seemed about to break through the bag, and the long bong broke through the ground first.

"No way..."

The stone door opened slowly, revealing an eyeball similar to the surrounding eyes, and a transparent hand slowly revealed.

"this is..."

Countless black tentacles slowly crawled out of the surrounding black space, revealing a pink umbrella.

"Amazing!"

The ball of light slowly cast two beams of light, and each of the two beams of light stretched out a hand in a black dress and a hand in white.

"This scene is too big..."

"There are no coincidences in this world, only necessity. Long time no see... Snake."

At the same time, what appeared on the ground was a dark-haired woman with a long smoking gun and a loose robe.

"The realm of the underworld and the manifest world, the realm of monsters and humans, the realm of night and day, the realm of spring and winter, the realm of sleep and awakening, the realm of bliss and hell... the ability to manipulate realms at will. But what is your realm What? Snake~"

She held a pink umbrella in her hand, and she was wearing a skirt that looked like a foreign dress or a Taoist robe, and she wore a hood on her golden hair.

"To see the door of truth, one must get rid of the human world and the world for oneself. But it is the world itself, so what is that? A snake."

The whole body is transparent, if it is not for the surrounding shadows, it is impossible to see the figure of this person at all.

"A source is but an end."

"No one knows what the definition of root is."

Two lolis, one black and one white, said confusing words...

.........

Church in the city center.

"My lords, what is our doctrine!" Standing on the stage in the square, the red-haired knight in silver armor roared loudly.

"I swear to be absolutely obedient to papa. I swear to be against those who disobey. I swear to never promote papa. I swear to never belittle papa. I swear to believe in papa. We live only for papa !"

"Our life is meaningful because of sex, because it is not empty!" The red-haired knight drove the hot atmosphere of the audience, and there was an unparalleled enthusiasm in those eyes: "Who am I!"

"The No. [-] Knight of Papa Pa Pa God Sect, Knight Ji/Knight Ji!!!"

The countless zealots below the venue roared like a tsunami.

"Knight Kina! I'm not a knight girl either! I'm a knight so cry! You bastards!"

The man named Knight Dangcry looked at a group of yelling believers, and his face was flushed red. He didn't know if he was shy or angry, maybe it was a combination of both.

"What does it matter, little knight Ji..." A mysterious figure in a black one-piece suit also suddenly appeared beside the other party. This is the deacon who left Miss Snake Ji's house.

"Naimei's sword cat, I'm not a BL!" the knight yelled dissatisfiedly at the deacons present.

"But I am~" The deacon threw himself on the knight's back and said, "What is our slogan—!"

"Papapa!!!" The believers made a sound like a volcanic eruption.

"No!!!" The deacon suddenly let go of the knight who had been trying to get rid of him. Instead, he spread his arms and stood on the stage.As if he was the main character in the center of the world, there was an instant radiance behind him. "Our teaching is——Down with [-]!"

......

At the same time, a man holding a pillow with a nuclear bomb pattern in the church sneezed suddenly: "What? That MM remembered me?"

"998, what's wrong with you?"

A man dressed in a white ancient western emperor's attire, who was praying under a huge abalone cross looked at 998 and said.

"Yaoji, I'm fine..."

"Didn't I say that I am Yao Tian Shun Ri not Yao Ji..."

"But you are Yao Ji..."

"My papapa!" Yao Ji who slapped her on the head also felt that there is only one god in this world, Papapapa, who can help him out of his predicament.

But no one noticed that at the top of the church, a reporter with a blue nose and a paralyzed face was using the camera in his hand to capture the scenery in front of him. .

.........

"Your body is 10086?"

An abalone that kept making crackling noises also suddenly opened its mouth to speak.

No matter who sees this abalone for a moment, they will definitely kneel down and pray!

Because the other party is the only god in this world—papapa!

"Of course there's no problem~ But, you won't forget what our role is, right? Papapa."

Next door was a brown-haired girl, yawned and pointed to the cloud world surrounded by smoke under the two of them.

"Of course, this world was built for him."

.........

"Looking at when I have already entered the second class, I always feel that the time is so fast,"

Snake Ji, who was sitting in the penultimate position on the left of the department, suddenly sighed.

"Little She Ji, what are you thinking?" Zhuanli also grabbed the two balls in front of She Ji's chest - inflated balloons, looking very satisfied.