What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

I saw the sword cat driving over at a speed of 200 yards in an instant.And said, "Fly!"

Facts once again prove that Sword Cat's black duckbill is similar to that of Suzumiya Okami, very accurate.A huge jeep.It's like a puppet with a broken string ascending to heaven.

Then I saw the players in the player group shouting loudly.

"Whoa, Superman is in space."

"Ascension to heaven."

"Wife came out to see God."

"Ascension to heaven again, how can I say another word."

"Dude, are you reborn? Let me tell you that I have a few martial arts cheats here, and you can buy them for only ten yuan."

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"That fellow Sword Cat is doing things that make people misunderstand his future career..." I saw a mask of a cosmic robot on his face, a vampire cloak, plus the purple armor under the cloak, and the mask Long purple hair.It's like telling someone "I'm a big villain BOOS."

"163, aren't you a guy, you say that you can't even see yourself." A white and blue commoner beside him looks plain, but there is a pointed hair on the yellow hair.

"KS, there is a kind of heads-up. Endurance battle."

"I will come for the raid."

"Both you and the sword cat choose this, I | damn it."

[Imaginations that cannot be written] The Day of Jihad ([-])

2122年11月10日23：59还有1分钟，就是传说中的神棍节！上一次的神棍节是在时年前，据说那一天勇敢的战士们和懦弱的杂种们决一了死战！但是…现在的我，需要干的却是！

10 ~

9~

8~

Already ready, the body leaned against the wall behind, and at the same time carefully saw the people around who were pretending to be nonchalant.The war is about to begin!In this virtual world, there are hundreds of millions of people [-] times every day.But this is not the crux of the problem, the most important thing is...

7~6~5~

The right hand slowly wiped the face, and at the same time, the left hand also slowly pulled out the black and dull cloth strips from the trouser pocket...

4~

His feet were slightly bent, and he looked sharply at the pond in the center of the square.Tomorrow ~ no!Today we must hunt down the prey, for our group of players who have been hunting certain special groups for many years.It is called a demon by those ordinary players, and a hungry wolf by PKer players and PKKer (Plαyer Killer Killer)...

3~2~1!

The bells of the world reached their peak in an instant, and a new day began!It is also the resumption of the holy war!

"Burn those heretics to death!!!" The original fashion on the whole body changed into a dark robe in an instant, and at the same time, the whole head was hugged by a huge black hood.At the same time, the black handkerchief that was originally pulled out of the pocket turned into a huge black sickle in an instant, and at the same time, many "similar" sprang out from the surroundings!

"The atrium of the square has been occupied!" The figure standing on the fountain in the center of the square, with a sickle in his hand is a series of data links that are being consumed, and at the same time, the water in the fountain below is also turning into blood. Red.At the same time, there are two men and women holding hands tightly by the hot spring!

"The corner is captured!" Several black shadows in the dark corner kept throwing the captured figure into the sky with the huge black scythe in their hands, testing whether they really love each other.

"Give up!" All the passages around the square that could leave were blocked by three or four people in black robes, and at the same time they kept smashing the passing men and women into corpses!

"A gift of pain to heretics!" The black robes looked like partners who had cooperated for many years. Under the uncontrollable scythe, they cooperated with nearby similar figures to hunt and kill the figures that started to run apart when they saw the black figure!

That's right, we are the group of singles and bachelors, these two are the core basic concepts.In the process of these two ideas flowing and balancing each other... definitely creates a psychic gap.And we are the group of people who are in the gap between our hearts!Bet everything on yourself and your future, once you betray, you will be rebelled a hundred times.Our name is... FFF Inquisition (Note 1)!In other words, go to hell! "Heretics die!!!" Our goal is to witness true love, and any false face will be pale under our sanctions!

There is no need to worry about who are the rich second-generation officials and the presidents of large guilds in the square, because all the people here exist for one goal!The so-called FFF group in the game is just a group of couple players who often hunt and kill couples who get together because of money!So the identity of everyone here is undetectable!As for combat power?Moyi~ Standing is definitely uneven, there are rookies who have just joined the game, and there are also celebrities on the celebrity list.Of course, there are also some gay friends who want to get their good friends back.Is training with his gay friends how sweet their love is.

Look, right in front of you, a player holding a huge scythe just now seemed to have a flowing stream between his hands. The scythe in his hand retracted freely and cut off the heads of the couples who were seen around them and were flying separately!Then there are some guys around who are using the scythe in their hands and waving completely unusual total trajectory.Yes, this is 'Jihad'!Couples who are not pure love are all heresies!We are all Shura who have been abandoned, just to let love not exist for the existence of carnal desires!

The black scythe in his hand circulated back and forth, moved from his left hand to his right hand, and then directly hooked the man who was covering his girlfriend behind him, and then threw the girl and the man who still didn't know what happened behind them into the sky in an assault. We don't hunt them too much for the existence of this protective mate!Then move forward rapidly to the next area where men and women are scattered separately!Tonight, not only people in this square will be incarnated as Shura, but the whole earth, everywhere... is going on a jihad to cleanse human beings!

"The commodity store in Area A has been occupied!"

"The supply store in Area C is about to completely cleanse the heretics!"

"The supermarkets in District E are completely devoid of men and women who are cooperating to grab half-price bento!"

"Area G is already in your hands!"

"Area L..." "Area V..." "Area Z..."

The swarthy black virtual screen in front of him was completely framed by dark skulls, which was a setting recognized by the system for the FFF regiment.As long as you put on a black suit and a hood, you can share information instantly as a member of the FFF group with the mission of hunting couple players.Of course, it is impossible to get in touch with the outside world at this time!But the other party can come to you, but usually they say that they are in the dungeon...

"That's it!" Seeing that there were only some men and women who were just knocked out and the players who were sitting alone at the beginning, the members of the FFF group stopped.Because their goal is only to hunt and kill those couples who appear in front of them in the desire for money! "Close the team!"

Hearing the words he said slowly, the black shadows who were breathing slowly all around gently twisted their necks and waists.There are no level restrictions or equipment restrictions in this game. Simply speaking, it just reflects whether you are strong enough, whether your skills are skilled, and... whether you are decisive in killing!Perhaps you will think that this is not an online game, because how can an online game have no data?So all I can say is, are you an antique from 100 years ago?Data or something completely restricts people's powerful changes. Although it is much easier to advance, it is for us who are looking for excitement.A virtual game with data is a failure!When the virtual game was released back then, players entered the game with great expectations.Only then did I discover that virtual games were digitized, which was completely superfluous!Hitting and being hit depends entirely on whether the data is strong or not.Skills can be completely replaced by skills.Therefore, the online game with the highest stats has become... a world of bloody battles!

He tore a white scroll casually, and then the vision in front of him was transformed into a small wooden house.This is a must-have item for FFF members, a private room teleporter.In order to prevent others from discovering their true identities, everyone will be issued one before each team hunt.

"I'm so exhausted..." He changed the clothes on his body with one click, and then tore off the face of someone who didn't know.For the members of the FFF regiment, apart from the necessity of the private room teleportation talisman just now, the most important thing is the fake face!This thing is completely a face refreshed by a computer. The 60 billion people in the world should...don't really have a guy with the above face... If there is one, it can only be said to be a tragedy.

"Next..." He was wearing a black priest's robe, and all priests in the church were dressed in white.But the guy who wears the definition of a black priest's robe... There is only one kind of person in the world who can wear this and that is the representative of the church!A priest who is a heretic but is not a heretic!The executioner of the church, who hunts and kills those who destroy the balance of the world... Except of course the FFF regiment, that kind of thing is the cleansing of human beings!The world should be philosophical, only lilies and roses can save the world.But I'm not Qiangwei, so don't say anything to mess with me! "Isn't it time to report back to the church?"

The pointer in the room points to 00:15 earth time, and the hunt just now took only 15 minutes to kill most of the lovers in the world... There is no smog on the whole earth, after all, there are three people out of the 60 billion people on the earth There are two men and one woman. In this way, there will be at least 20 billion members in the world. In addition, some countries have polygamy and lily marriages...so the members double again, and of course there is Rose The guys from there exist, but those guys will also join the FFF regiment.That is to say!Just 15 minutes ago, there were more than 30 billion people in the world who turned into Shura and slaughtered a couple who killed less than a billion people!Of course, this is an exaggerated description, after all, there are not old couples...By the way, the world has now allowed gay marriage...As for why the earth still has 60 billion people, it is because there are still planets in the world where most people are opening up the Milky Way , so the number of human races on the whole earth is... Forget it, no country is so painful to count.As long as you know it's very big...

"God's Day! How could our group of real gods give up this festival?" Catholic godfathers must be single. In fact, all the priests I know have joined the FFF group...so this organization is basically I can't get rid of it... "Kami has spoken, I'll be single and masturbate for the rest of my life..."

Ah, by the way, I almost forgot to introduce myself... I don’t need to say what my name is. After all, life in the virtual world is no different from the outside world. Even in the real world, people often use their online names to communicate.You just call me Kaguya!Of course I have nothing to do with Her Royal Highness Princess Houraisan-Kaguya!Currently single, but probably will remain single for the rest of her life.Catholic priests are basically clean unless they resign... Of course, there are also some who become priests after getting married and having children... But I am only 21 years old, so don't call me uncle!Otherwise I will be angry.

As for what I'm calling this virtual game?I remember when this game was first made 36 years ago?No, was it 40 years ago?Moyi~ I remember that when this game was born, there was a naming activity. As for the name of this game now, there are generally 72 names... But generally this game is still called "Big Man だ、问题ない" (It’s okay, it’s okay Problem)" (Note 2), the reason is entirely because when you first enter the game, the system will give you a cloth and tell you to get out of the jungle.If you do come out, it's a shame you're missing out on something great.The significance of this game at its inception is that expansion packs require you to die once, and then re-enter the game to see them... At the same time, the system will give you the best equipment based on your data.So, it's really a man だ, a problem ない!

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"Damn it~ what is this? Could it be that lovers have come to the church to escape!!!" His right hand slapped his forehead helplessly, and he could only slowly squeeze in outside the crowded church .But fortunately, I have the status of a priest, and the people here know to get out of the way a little... But it's only a little bit, after all, the crowded sea of ​​people around is like a building. "Let Rang~ Rang Rang, please don't surround the church at will, please line up and advance one by one!!!" Although the most players join the game in the middle of the night, it is impossible for all of them to come to the church?Could it be that the Pope gave something simple and experienced today?If it's true, then it's too much of a trough! ! !

"But... first let me know what's going on today!!!" The sea of ​​people around is still gathering, looking to the current periphery, there are groups of endless crowds constantly emerging behind.I really want to know what happened!

'Player Kaguya, because your church has teleported you through space, did you choose to teleport through space? 'In the dense area surrounded by a basket full of people, I was almost out of breath.Sure enough, crowd tactics are the scariest thing.But fortunately, some beneficial information came out...

"Teleport immediately!!!" The bones of the whole body seemed to be distorted. Attacks such as crushing are indeed the last situation players in the game want to encounter!

A light blue halo surrounded him for an instant, and in just a second, he had entered the dark passage from the crowded street.The next moment, the scenery in front of him once again turned into the interior of the church full of sacred atmosphere.

"Really... I mean, my dear Pope, what kind of stupid mission did you send out again!" Helplessly sorting out the priest's attire that had been humiliated by human beings, he looked at the sacred throne of God.Under there is a girl in white with long black hair and gold trim. At the same time, the girl is holding a huge golden scepter in her hand and a huge golden-red crown on her head. "What's the matter? God sent you a text message again? Or is that guy Satan this time asking you to connect to God and play a Japanese game?"

"No, it was sent by the master of the system..." Although it is said to be a Christian church, it is located in the Celestial Dynasty area where there is basically no belief, so there are less than 10 believers who truly belong to the Christian religion.At the same time, there are zero fanatics here... basically unscrupulous guys.So some people will say disrespectful words about God, of course, trolls and so on are indispensable. "It's a new copy world sent..."

"Oh? What does the master of the system want to do? No! Because what does the supreme creator of this world want to do?" The system of this world is the existence called the creator, and this world does not have general data and large-scale prompts.There are only existences called the system of gods.

All illusions in the world, the core of all matter, the spirit of highly intelligent creatures, the connection of time and space dimensions, creation and destruction, and the guiding path of the world.These six are called time, space, order above the rules of creation and destruction.The fantasy 'OAA' that manipulates all the world, 'Gaia' that connects all matter in the world, 'Alaya', the spiritual representative of the highly intelligent creatures in the world, 'Leggado', the restraining power of the twelve-dimensional space-time in the universe ', the 'God' who represents the creation and destruction of the world, and the 'Way of Heaven' which is the endorsement of destiny and leads the world.These six god systems represent the game's skills, tasks, communication, levels, life and death, plot and other connections.However, all of this is just a generalization of the system. The only thing we know is that there is a "tail-eating snake" named reincarnation and the "creator" at the beginning of the world.

"It's probably a channel to other worlds. So far, this game has been open for more than 30 years, but the level of civilization has only changed from the Stone Age to the modern level of technology..." (Voice-over: 30 years is equal to 5000 years of human civilization history?) The girl's right hand Waving in mid-air, although I couldn't see what she was doing.But because it should be a private data screen, no one can see it unless it is shared. "However, the most important thing is this." Throwing a black cube from the prayer table under the cross into her hand, the girl continued. "Black key! The same equipment from the church, now the magicians in the West have finally turned this guessing weapon into a reality in the game. But it doesn't have much physical attack power, so it's suitable for you as an assist master." The girl scratched her head helplessly. Hair, and then took out a black square on the table and grabbed it directly!The blood-red hilt of the sharp blade turned into a slender straight sword from the original dark square!

"Oh! The weapon that can release the magic power on the blade at the largest scale! It's amazing!" Holding the black cube in his hand and flicking it directly, the magic power flow on his body suddenly surged as if he had found an eruption port Go!

【Black Key】

Form: folded (dice mode), unfolded (sword mode)

Length: 100CM~5CM (the length can be modified by magic power)

Equipment required: members of the 'Unique God' church, non-'Unique God' church members will be hunted down by members of the 'Unique God' church after equipment!

Attributes: Maximize the release of magic power, stream arrow cutting, anti-spirit

Recommended attack methods: clown six-knife style, throwing, magic power release

Introduction: A talisman used by the Church of the Holy Church to exorcise demons.

Although it is a symbolic item for the agent, it is difficult to use and has no power in physical destruction, so there are not many fans.The refining degree is very low for a sword, but it can be used as a weapon for throwing with that length.Most of the "demons" defined by the agent are spirit bodies or phenomena.Therefore, compared with its physical attack, the black key that repels and destroys the "demon" puts more effort into interfering with the spirit.

"That's great! But there is one more thing, that is, how do you know that I am outside the church?" Since I came in, except for the Pope in the hall, the other priests I knew before can't be seen.There is no doubt that the Pope summoned me alone...

"I said Sword Cat~ No! Now I should call you Kaguya, I summoned you only because the dungeon requires a church member to lead the player in! And most importantly, this mission is definitely suitable for you !" I was still looking at the black key that was surging with strong magic power in my hand, but my neck was already hugged by a hand, and at the same time, the girl bit her ear directly. "And you are my left hand!"

"..." His brows were slightly frowned, and he was also a friend of the Pope in front of him.After all, the feature of this game is that the player can also be an NPC, and the NPC can also be a player... "I said Master Snake Ji, if you want to flirt, you can go to Lingling or click it! Why are you looking for me..." The right hand resisted helplessly. Pressing her forehead, she can understand her own thoughts for herself who knows the other person's characteristics well.

"Aleialei, is this what the boy who once received my hundred good person cards said?" The girl or Snake Princess slightly covered her mouth with her right hand and smiled slowly. "Besides, Lingling is too upright. She is a gentleman but she looks like an iron-blooded soldier. And knights are too boring..."

"So you came to tease me again?" He walked away slowly, already in a very awkward position for the girl in front of him. "Agree to be a woman but love women and even announce that all the beauties in the female hot spring are the 'perverted' snake princess in your harem!" Yes, the guy in front of you is a real lily slut, as for how many sluts ?Dozens of proclamations of courtship were made to a queen, all of which were savagely hacked!The reason is that every time this guy sees a girl, he will yell, 'My love for you has broken through the sky, please agree to my marriage proposal with me on the premise of getting married! 'That's how it is... As for the man, this guy was shot by himself. I once tried it and was thrown into the ceiling of the church without any response...The cave that was pierced at that time still remains Woolen cloth…

"Well~ let me say something first, we are very concerned about the dungeon this time! Therefore, we must help the church take down this dungeon no matter what! Can you do it!" The scepter in his hand rested on his shoulder, holding The girl with the name of pervert asked thickly like this.

"If I can't even do this, then I'll find a piece of tofu and commit suicide!" Put away the black keys in my hand, and put the rest of the black keys on the desktop into my sleeve.Most of the sleeves of special professional clothes will have a special storage area, which is specially used for emergency use items. "Tell me what is the name of the copy?"

"Hehe~ PVP - three-way battle - arena. (Note)" The girl's smile kept spreading in her eyes, and she always felt like something bad... "The goal is the League of Legends - Demacia Oh!"

"Fuck! Give me a piece of frozen tofu and kill me!!!" Demacia?I don't want to meet the Demacia seven gangsters again! ! ! "Isn't this game a hundred years ago! Why is there such a map!!!"

【Imaginations that Can’t Write】The Day of Jihad ([-])

PVP (note) is the so-called player versus player, you can just treat it as PK.But if it is 5V5 in the middle lane or something, it would be too painful.Failure to cooperate is equal to death! ! !

The corners of his eyes twitched. It was almost one o'clock in the morning, but it was noon in this world.The current number of players is the largest, and looking out of the church window, there are already groups of hungry 'hungry wolves'! "Is this mission an extremely rare mission with a limited number of people?" Any new dungeon will be in contact with the space channel at 1:00 a.m., and a mission that will involve countless casual players can only be epic Something... or legendary level... "If so, do you want me to team up with casual players!!!"

"Of course not. Our goal is to have the entire dungeon belong to our church branch. So..." The smile on the girl's face became brighter, but she felt that she was already dead..."Yes Participate in the dungeon by yourself!"

"oh—[email protected]!!!" Putting his hands on his forehead, he bent down fiercely, and hit the ground with his head on the ground, the unmanned version of the German back throw was completed! "I'm not a god, how could I be one-vs-five! The most important thing is that there are so many swarms of hungry wolves out there now! My PVP has always been just assists, and you asked me to go one-on-one?"

"You can find your friends yourself, as long as you don't compete with our church for ownership!" Snapping her fingers casually, the girl walked under the cross like this, and then began to recite incomprehensible words.Then, two huge golden wings suddenly spread out directly above the church, even covering the huge town!

"Friends? Where are the other guys from the church! Where are they?" Usually the other guys in the church will be there at this time, right?Slowly walked to the first stone pillar on the left side of the church, and then directly punched it.Of course, this is not self-torture, it's just because I want to let the personnel list come out... I watched the gold baffle suddenly appear on the stone pillar and then slowly retracted, revealing the computer-like display screen and keyboard inside.It's probably going to make people outside shout shit, after all, who would think that an ancient church has advanced electronic equipment inside? (Note 2)

【Church branch】

Name (only the Pope can modify): [OROCHI] Studio

Member: Jormgund - Travel cannot be contacted in Two-dimensional Cobra (Pope) special state

Kaguya－The enchanted sword cat (agent) is online...

Knight－White Feather Wind Chime (Cross Knight) cannot be contacted during the crusade...

Prohibitorum－Iori Yukaze (Magic Records) cannot be contacted during the conquest...

Hideyoshi－Unable to contact Yaotian Shunri (Preacher) during the conquest...

Integrity and Integrity - Taro Sando (recorder) dead M abused please do not contact...

... (The following is offline)

On conquest?My brows were furrowed fiercely, and I won't comment on the fact that that damn guy is being abused by his brother.But what are the other three guys doing! ! !There is only one meaning of the church’s crusade, that is, the NPC with heresy or the emergence of an emergency situation... "Does it mean that I have to face a copy alone?" (Note 3)