But just as he was about to launch, the door of his house was suddenly opened.By the way, when buying the computer, Yang Lin's parents ignored his protest and forcibly put the computer in the living room, that is to say, as long as the door is opened, they can see what Yang Lin is doing.

"Yang Lin, help mom find out what discounts are on Baobao.com today!!!"

Liu Miao, Yang Lin's wife, an ordinary housewife.But she also has a woman's nature and likes to buy things.So when she usually sees clothes that are too expensive on the street, she will not buy them, but will check the price difference online first after returning home.But today, she just came back from shopping.

According to research by scientists, the computing speed of the human brain is terrifying.In just one second, tens of millions of computing power can be processed, so in the second when the door is opened.Yang Lin's mind was blank at first, and then inexplicably remembered a funny video that was posted on the Internet.

That was an amazing man.

At this moment, Yang Lin was possessed by that man.

So in the next 0.5 seconds, Yang Lin straightened her lower body and put on the trousers she had pulled down, and put them on very quickly!No time to worry about the pain caused by the trousers being cut up and forcing down the standing tube, no time to pay attention to it!

Then he quickly raised the tablet in his hand, and threw it at the computer with a look of scare~

Some people may say that this is futile, but please don't underestimate people's outbreaks at critical moments!Moreover, Yang Lin, who tends to be a nerd, is not a weak and fat person!So... He accidentally punched the tablet directly through the computer screen.

"..." Seeing his son's behavior, Liu Miao covered his mouth, unable to believe why his son did this.

No, maybe, he was also lamenting his son's destructive power?Considering letting your son become a wrestler?I don't know, parents always think more than children.

But before Yang Lin continued to learn what his mother wanted to do in the video on the Internet, a severe numbness spread all over his body, and at the same time, it brought pain like tearing all over his body, and a trace of burning. taste.In the end, there was only darkness in front of Yang Lin's eyes.

Yang Lin!die!

Cause of death: Electrocution!

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Yang Lin himself felt that he had a perfect dream. He dreamed that he was surrounded by countless girls forming a circle~ This is normal, after all, he is a magician who has been playing fireballs all his life.

Even the members of the FFF group will have the hope of leaving the group, although such people will fall into the endless cage called marriage!

But what makes Yang Lin uneasy is that these girls are all cute girls with green hair!That was Sanae, Sanae, Sanae, etc. Dongfengya Sanae in various uniforms surrounded him.

Seeing these Sanae looking at him with a smile on his face, Yang Lin felt that even if they killed him, it didn't matter to him.But I just hope they can act quickly, so that they don't hurt too much.

But the next thing I saw was a hatchet, and it cut off my neck in an instant!He suddenly felt such a pain in his head, and reflexively wanted to jump up.

When he stared suddenly, all those girls from before disappeared.Instead, it was the face of a blond man who was very close to his face.

"Noxus!" Shouting his own lines to embolden himself, Yang Lin punched the man who was very close to him in the front with his Poyan fist.

It's not that Yang Rin can't help being scared, in fact, Yang Rin's extreme behavior is just to prevent You Hundan from maliciously brushing [The author is gay]!

So that man's face disappeared in front of Yang Lin in an instant.

"Ah, I'm sorry." Only then did Yang Lin realize that the man's face hadn't disappeared.It was because the man was rolling on the ground holding his face.But it was precisely because of this that Yang Lin had the opportunity to look around.

According to his memory of more than 20 years, the most suitable place is the luxury cruise line he often sees in movies.

[I don’t know when I will fill in the hole] Stupid team ([-])

Penglai Mountain Huiye·Technology House

Power: 16

Intelligence: 15

Appearance: 18

Constitution: 8

Will: 10

Education: 16

Body shape: 8

Agility: 15

Inspiration: 75

Lucky: 50

Knowledge: 80

Sanity: 50%

技能:武术派生·八极拳(91)拳击(70)、擒抱(85)、跳跃(50)、急救(60)、踢(70)、游泳(40)、投掷(45)、闪避(70)、电脑使用(75)、医学(30)、图书馆(60)、日文(80)

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The deck is smooth and shiny as if polished with beeswax, and it seems to be slippery with every step.The towering chimney looks like the Titanic, and the black smoke of capitalism is still spraying from it.

In the original place, you can also vaguely see a very luxurious object that exudes sapphire light like a swimming pool, blinding the dog's eyes.

Luxurious, the national government has to take countless luxury cruise ships every time it does diplomacy, but this is an area that he can't go to the tower in his life. This is a luxury cruise ship prepared for celebrities at first glance.

Yang Lin is obviously not a celebrity!At best, he is just a stream of people...

【Could it be possible that I'm stealing/crossing now?】

Sighing, Yang Lin diverted his attention away from this unrealistic environment.

[I am not alone here. 】

Around Yang Lin, there were several people sitting and talking.Except for the man who was still rolling on the floor, a panda-eyed woman with long brown hair sitting on the ground, and a straight black girl who still seemed to be in a coma.

But now, more importantly, it's the man rolling on the ground, the man.

"That... are you okay?"

"Your sister!! Let me try to punch you to see if it hurts?" It seemed that the man was really excited, rubbing his still red nose and growling loudly at Yang Lin.Yang Lin also saw this person's appearance clearly.

how to say.He had watched many videos on the Internet before, and met many people with attributes.And the person in front of him is very suitable for an attribute [seduction].Although his tone was very aggressive, he still couldn't change his [Shou] attribute.

[Wait, if I'm involved in any incident now.The guy in front of me won't be the main character, right? 】Short blond hair, red eyes that don't conform to the three dimensions, although the expression looks fierce, but there is no courage at all, just like a harmless and unlucky hero!In a sense, it also brought Yang Lin the feeling that this guy is the protagonist of a comic that he doesn't know.

Although it sounds domineering just by listening, but with that appearance, it is a bit unreliable.

"I'm sorry." With a little apology, Yang Lin said to the blond man in front of him with a smile.After all, it was Yang Lin's fault, so facing this angry young man, Yang Lin had no choice but to bow his head and admit his mistake.

"——!" Maybe it was a subconscious intuition, intentionally or unintentionally, Yang Lin's attention began to float.

"I said you..." The blond man began to neigh in his ears, but it was not that important to him.

Floating on a certain figure——!

Before the handsome boy could answer, Yang Lin's eyes lit up suddenly, and he rushed to the side of the black, long, straight girl who was still in a coma at a speed that didn't belong to him at all.

"You are..." Unknowingly using the honorific, Yang Lin tremblingly stretched out her hand to the girl who was still lying on the ground.Carefully looked at each other.Although this looks like a perversion, please forgive me, Yang Lin's current mood is really too excited.

"It's so similar! It's so similar!"

Muttering to himself as if bewitched.Although there is an extra pair of glasses, the appearance is very in line with the posture of the girl in Yang Lin's memory.A head of noble and smooth black long hair spread to her legs, covering that white and slender figure.A beautiful auspicious cloud costume that doesn't seem to exist in the world is casually matched on the body.That princess-like noble aura that subconsciously exudes even in sleep...

[That's right!That's her! 】

And at this time, the beautiful boy from just now also slowly walked over.Looking at Yang Lin with a depressed look on his face. "Like what? Don't tell me she looks like your ex-girlfriend."

"You...you! What are you talking about! If the famous NEET Ji can be my girlfriend, I will lose ten years of life!!! No! Even if I only have one week of life left, I will be satisfied!" At this time, Yang Rin seemed to be a religious fanatic, tremblingly speaking words that outsiders could not understand.

Although the obvious disregard of the attitude made the blond man inexplicably very angry, but that kind of fanatical tone was really difficult to approach and understand, as if it was a wall of dimensions!And the blond man also thought of going in another direction~ [One week's boyfriend, is that why you don't want to be responsible? 】

"It's too noisy! I finally fell asleep! Is this another harassment/harassment behavior?!" It seems that because the two people's voices were too loud, the girl lying on the ground covered her face with one hand and wiped her face. , and then slowly opened his eyes.But the moment she opened her eyes, what she saw was the face of a strange man.

Refer to the previous situation.In the case of the same sex, that kind of reaction... Then... what about the opposite sex? [Could it be considered a gentleman (hentai)? 】

then……

"The fierce tiger climbs the mountain hard!" The thin fist exploded in a short distance, like an undetectable afterimage, directly bombarded Yang Lin's front!

Kala~coax~pong~

The first sound was the sound of hitting Yang Lin's face, the second sound was the sound of Yang Lin hitting the blond man standing beside him straight from behind, and the third sound was obviously the sound of the two hitting the metal railing at the same time .

"Ah~~~~~~~" Two men holding their noses and holding their backs at the same time appeared in front of a group of people like this.

【pain!pain!pain!It hurts so much!Could it be that this is the so-called female self-protection technique? 】

She was obviously a young girl, but her fists were so powerful that a double kill situation was formed in an instant.The wailing sound naturally attracted the attention of those around him.

No way, that punch was too powerful.

However, after all, the people around are all strangers. It can be said that everyone almost doesn't know each other at all. This miserable cry made the originally somewhat lively atmosphere around begin to freeze... One after another, they began to complain about the screaming person and the beating person. The young girls made a strong onlooker, waiting for the excitement to happen.

"It's really a group of young guys." The voice was not loud, but it might be because the atmosphere was a bit quiet...but it was very clear.

The one who spoke was originally sitting on the ground, a woman with lifeless brown curly hair, a white robe dressed by a busy person, and deep dark circles under her eyes.

How to say it looks... There is a kind of workaholic atmosphere that makes people stay away.Although I envy that kind of person, I don't want to have a close relationship with him.

【This guy should be the kind of guy who works so hard that he can't sleep, and ends up exhausted at work. 】I don’t know why this situation appeared in everyone’s mind, but no one expressed what they thought.

"Let me introduce myself first, my code name is Mushroom, and my occupation is just an ordinary scientist, but even though I am called Mushroom, I can't eat it. Ha~ha~ha~" Seemingly wanting to brighten the atmosphere, the panda girl Mushroom said A bad joke.The cold jokes that are never funny at ordinary times are even colder jokes than what Bajie said before he died.

But the effect is really good, at least Yang Lin who was lying on the ground and rolling around stood up again.At the same time, it also mobilized the atmosphere of self-introduction of the people around——

"Duke Wilhelm von Rudolph, one of the three Dukes of the Black Cross Empire. This Duke is one of the shareholders of the Shooting Fans Association." The blond shou over there also introduced himself, feeling a bit noble ,but……

【Hey!You are clearly still a child, right?The name of the duke must belong to your father! 】

"Penglai Mountain Huiye, what's the matter with the untouchables over there? Are you trying to get my body like this?" The black, long, straight girl who gave Yang Lin a very powerful punch said something very shocking. The self-introduction——but Yang Lin's mind translated it like this: [Everyone, little girl Penglai Yehuishan.It's an ordinary princess, I'm glad to see you all, and the blond brother, are you okay? 】

"My name is Yang Lin, an ordinary nerd. Are you really NEET Ji? God, you are so kind to me!" The self-introduction was extremely perfunctory, but the fanaticism and enthusiasm in it were hard for ordinary people. approach, and touch.

"It's so noisy, pariah, although I know you want to ask if I'm the same person as the protagonist of that game. But I'm not the exiled 'Moonfall' princess! I actually participated in the game of 'Moonfall' princess .And if you want to think that I am an otaku creature like you, I have nothing to say." The reaction was like running wild, it seems that this NETA has been used countless times to be irritated.However, Yang Lin, who had fallen into a frenzy, obviously heard: [No Road Race~ I and her just have the same name, you Baga!That NEET Ji is just made to look like me!And I have nothing but a home. 】

Then please let us ignore Yang Lin who has fallen into a strange state, for this kind of guy who has fallen into his own fantasy world.Whether it's the duke, the scientist, or even the girl with the name of Princess Moonfall, they all stayed ten meters away from him.

Next, I introduced myself eagerly. Although some people's reactions are annoying, everyone still has a little bit of basic etiquette.

"Congratulations, the chosen ones." Just as the people present were divided into two groups and were busy chatting, a voice suddenly reached everyone's ears.Subconsciously, everyone turned their heads to the source of the sound.

--red!It is red!The hair is black!It is black!

Then there is elegance, which gives people a very, very elegant feeling, just like a nobleman who has derailed from the century and came out of nowhere-at least the beard on the chin should not be someone who likes bare chins and is impatient. An elegant moustache that modern man can carry.Hands and gestures are elegant!

That's right, it's elegance, and it might give people a feeling - the end of the world will be elegant to death, right?

This is very suitable for red, very suitable for black, very suitable for middle-aged people with the word "elegant"!

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