What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

Every time I recommend tampons, some people say they can't put them in.

Why can't I put it in?

Because she has never tried to explore what her vagina looks like, what direction it is, and what depth it is!

Usually when I talk about it, some people will show the expression of a prostitute who sees prostitution, as if a woman dares to understand her own body, but men all over the world touch their penises every day, and no one is ashamed!

I dare not touch my own body, and wait for others to touch it, so that it is "pure" enough.

This is ideological imprisonment!

It is an invisible chastity lock!

Those who say that using tampons is not chaste all the time, keep working hard, let tampons disappear all over the world, so that no one will know that your (your husband) penis is not as thick as a tampon.

[I just saw it on Weibo, it’s almost 6 times over]

60. "Smelting has never been sacred"

The boy didn't stay in a coma for a long time. In fact, his physique has strengthened and he just woke up after being in a coma for a few minutes.

But when he saw Joan sitting by the campfire drinking porridge, and Fujimaru Tatsuka still discussing something with Matthew, he felt a strange sense of relief and joy.

Although I don't know what's going on, I always feel like I can't be cool with my sleeves.

It's just inexplicable...

The boy sitting on the chair was still thinking about where this sense of relief came from, but not far away came the sound of a carriage rolling over the dirt.The sound of horseshoes and whips, and even weird folk songs are being transmitted from far to near.

The folk songs are also very interesting.

Let's hear it-

"I get drunk alone when I drink alone, and I sleep with seven or eight young ladies."

MMP, who is singing, he promises not to kill him!

The young man glanced at Li Xiang, and found that the other party was also looking at him in a daze. It seemed that he hadn't expected that inexplicable folk song at all.

What to do?The boy turned his attention to Matthew, and found that the other party was already holding a shield and maintaining a fighting state.

But think about it carefully, there are still bald heads around you, even if the opponent really wants to attack by force, how could he, who is not a demon god, have a way to rush behind you and beat Lixiang.

"What's the situation..." Fujimaru Tachika looked at the carriage approaching not far away with a strange expression on his face. Since he didn't know a foreign language, he could only hear the other party singing a very ugly song.But the complexion of Matthew and the group of bald heads around him changed, letting him know the seriousness of the situation.

"No, for the sake of your purity. I think it's better not to talk to you..." The young man waved his hand, the vulgar lyrics were really difficult to translate, so he didn't want to lose this person.

"Eh?"

.......

"I said, why do we seem to be hostile?"

The white-clothed swordsman sitting in the carriage frowned. It was quite normal for the group of big bald heads around to be hostile. After all, these people were like mad dogs, and they wanted to fight anyone they met.

But isn't that fellow sitting by the fire over there, Joan of Arc?Why is she holding the flag with a serious face?

"Calm down, Cheese Steak. It's just a gunslinger. It's not a problem for us chicken legs to slap each other."

"Don't worry about it! She's Ruler, you idiot! We have two Command Seals in her hand!"

The swordsman simply can't stand the funnyness of the ghost-faced man. It's fine for this guy to be cursed into an idiot, but now this funny breath is a little infected.

"Hey~ Don't be afraid. She is just a crayon head with a silver gun now. Most of Ruler's functions are in the hands of that dragon witch. And that witch's control over heroic spirits has become controlling evil dragons. We have nothing to be afraid of. Naturally, we can do whatever we want~"

"Well...you're quite right. So can you let the group of bald heads who have surrounded us go away first?"

"this......"

The ghost-faced man showed an embarrassed expression, because it was during the time they were talking.They were already surrounded by a group of big bald heads, and the group of big bald heads folded their hands together and directly locked their carriage firmly in place.

As for the horses pulling the cart, they held them in place.I really hope that these horses are not overly frightened. In order to avoid the influence of the evil dragon's dragon power, he drove the treasure 24 hours a day to protect these horses.

But soon, Fujimaru Tatsuka came over under the care of Joan of Arc and Matthew.

Of course, there was also a boy who looked like a dog. He was dressed in casual clothes and ran to the front of their carriage like a dog's leg. He looked around and didn't know what he was going to do.

"Well, this brother. Why do you want to stop us from going east~"

The ghost-faced man put down the whip in his hand, and lowered his posture when he saw the three people and the dog in front of him.After all, according to the knowledge they have been given by the suppression force, the visitors of Chaldea are an important role in saving humanity!Joan of Arc is the possibility of defeating Hei Zhen.

As for the remaining person... probably the follower who came over, just treat it like a dog.

"Senior, is the other party really a heroic spirit?"

A girl with pink hair and big breasts holding a huge shield, maybe he would like it if the face of the other party is a little more Asian.But the question raised by the other party is simply slandering his identity!Why is he not a heroic spirit?Although he has become a bit ugly because of the curse, and although he looks a bit sorry for the world next to this little white-faced swordsman, he is a real Caster!

Well, although he didn't know magic in front of him.

"It's really rude of you to say that. Could it be that you are all interstellar players? Ruler over there still can't see that we are heroic spirits?"

"I feel like you're more of an evil spirit."

"Shut up, cheesesteak is not your time."

There were several blue veins on the forehead of the white-clothed swordsman, but the opponent still kept smiling and restrained the sword in his hand.

"Cheese steak???" The Chaldean master on the opposite side was puzzled by the ghost-faced man, and he even wondered if the heroic spirit in front of him could not speak Japanese.Said something similar, but mispronounced it.

"Lixiang-jun, please step back. The Lord gave me the revelation that the heroic spirit in front of me is not a guy to deal with."

Joan showed a serious expression on her face, as if she was a Valkyrie on the battlefield...

No, the other party is a Valkyrie, at least the ghost-faced man had rarely seen such a brave lady in his previous life.

But what made people feel even more troublesome was the bald men who had already started gearing up following the other party's words.

Although it is not very clear about the meaning and reason of the existence of this group of bald heads, at least one thing is certain is that this group of bald heads are not afraid of death and have amazing mobility.It's not like the dragon witch has a wide range of AOE clearing ability, so they can only solve them one by one slowly.

"So what do you want to do now? Let's talk about it first. If they come up to fuck you, I will definitely not do it."

The white-clothed swordsman showed a triumphant smile, and the figure sitting on the carriage moved his buttocks, raised the sword in his hand, and pointed at the ghost-masked man in the middle.

"Come on, guys, this brother said that he can make ten of them. I beg you to have a fight with him. If he can't beat you, he is willing to become a meat floss muffin cocoa tiramisu macaron afternoon tea combo."

The eyes of the bald people around them changed in an instant!

The ghost-masked man who felt that something was wrong also twitched the corners of his mouth: "That... this is a joke. My name is Meat Floss Muffin Cocoa Tiramisu Macaron-I'm going to stop doing it!"

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[Eastern carriage 1/3]

A picture, a 16000 HP silver-card law-level heroic spirit [Caster of the Evil Dragon], and eight stone men.

The dungeon drops material - eight-chain twin crystal.

The second update will be later, this chapter will be a transition first.

I really want to write original singularity.

61. "Our Great Crossing"

The teenager looked at the battle in front of him, which was difficult to have a relationship with, and felt dissatisfied.

After losing Barbatos, he couldn't even participate in such small group fights. This is simply embarrassing to the traversers!

"Although I really want to complain that this is purely a situation of being besieged and beaten, how can it be called a fight. But is it really okay for you to open the big game if you disagree?"

This is not an enemy that cannot be defeated when the health bar is turned on in the game. The opponent just said that whoever can kill the ghost-faced man will kill the ghost-faced man, and the ghost-faced man will change his name. Why are you so impulsive? It's over.

Although saying that the other party is too tall is very sorry for the world, but this does not mean that you can beat each other casually.

"Good fight! Good fight! The fight was really good~ I finally learned a lesson from this coquettish fishdog today."

The white-clothed swordsman on the side looked at the ghost-masked man who was being pinned to the ground by a group of bald men, and he burst into laughter. Mouth.It's like a cold-eyed bystander in a funny animation in the 60s of the last century.

But how do you act in general animation?

It seems that this kind of person will be beaten up next time.

"What a bad person, his companion is still watching coldly after being beaten. Senior, what do you think?"

"Matthew, let's go! Teach that white swordsman a lesson!"

"Yes! Master!"

After receiving Lixiang's order, Matthew rushed out like an arrow off the string.

Seeing this, the young man is speechless, although the dialogue in the game is simple and clear.It's just a preparation before the battle and giving orders, but why does Chaldea appear to be such a rogue from the first perspective?

He was just watching a show, so you just rushed up and beat each other up?

Let alone whether the other party is an enemy or not, it is understandable that the other party was beaten just because the other party is ugly, but the expression over there is clearly showing a bad breath, which shows that the other party is also sorry for being pressed in Feeling dissatisfied with beating ugly monsters on the ground.

And you actually beat each other up for this reason...

Where did you come from Army horse manure!No, it should be said that he is a genius in the planning department.The result of declaring war indiscriminately will suffer sooner or later.

Especially seeing Matthew rushing over with a shield like this, so that the opponent had to raise his sword to fight. This kind of behavior of inexplicably increasing the number of his enemies is really too unwise.

You must know that even when he had the assistance of Barbatos, he was unwilling to fight a heroic spirit head-on, but directly chose to fly Lixiang into the sky.And after the plan failed afterwards, he pretended that nothing happened and joined them.

This is the essence of being an undercover agent, you know what an egg.

"It can't be done. As expected, the plot of the first three chapters actually looks like this. It's really stupid."

The first three chapters, whether it is the main line or the intermission, or even the activities are full of plots that refuse to accept it, without considering tactics and strategies at all.

It is completely different from the seriousness of being surrounded by enemies in the later stage. Even though there are many evil dragons in the whole of France, as long as there is no evil dragon army.As a shy high school student in his teens, Tachika Fujimaru still retains the kind of second-year-old aura that refuses to accept it in his bones.

And Matthew...you can't expect a man-made human who has been trained as a Heroic-fit object since childhood to have the coping strategies that humans should have.What's more, before the director died, Lixiang was recognized as her master, so as a person who has always been striving for a great goal, he will naturally feel a little bit of dependence on the nominal master .

It is even possible that the only man Matthew could get close to in Chaldea before was Romani who had a daily physical examination.

Oh, thinking about it this way, there is one more reason to kill Roman.

For the sake of Matthew's wife who is dead and fat, kill Dr. Roman, who has been taking care of Matthew since he was a child, and gave Matthew a physical examination. Take a look at yours.