What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

"Actually, it was because I went to Seraphix once before, and as a result, I encountered a nightmare in that oil field that I never wanted to encounter again in this life."

What the hell is Seraphix?I don't really remember, but it seems that Hazama said that it seems to be a CCC linkage activity or something.This film is linked on the moon, how can it be linked on the earth?

"Eh? What is that Seraphix? Something dangerous?"

Barbatos please don't ask, if you continue to talk to this pervert, I will be very worried that you will be assimilated.Besides, the situation that made him unable to resist escaping must be a million times worse than the Shura field.

It seems that I can already feel the malice and the smell coming from the dimension wall, maybe I should prepare some black tea.

"Don't mention it, I'm afraid it will affect Jie faction's image in your mind."

"Eh?"

No, I think you've already given Jie Pai a strange image in Barbatos' mind.

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"You can stay in this room for now."

Taking Hazama to a room on the second floor, the boy felt strange looking at the calm expression on the other side.

Isn't there always a group of heroic spirits around this guy to protect him? Isn't he just meeting a guy who can cause psychological shadows? As for so far, he hasn't recovered from the psychological shadows.

"Oh~ that's amazing! You are really my best friend~"

"Go away, the last guy who was described like this is still lying in the grave. And if you, a bastard, dare to have such a little thought about Barbatos, I guarantee you that you will not be able to return to Gaga safely." Le Di~ I will at least find the phantoms of the Fairies of the Forest to slowly open the buds for you one by one!"

The dark purple flames flickered between the young man's eyes, and the scorching flames made Hazama, who was entrusted to others for the time being, take a step back involuntarily.

"Who am I? Would I touch my brother's wife!"

Hazama's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, coupled with the influence of the uniform of the Atlas Academy, gave people an upright and upright appearance of a gentleman.

But it's a pity, the boy is not the group of heroic spirits who were blinded by his false appearance!

He was Hazama's old buddy, he knew the old Hazama, he knew what kind of a man this bastard was.

It's the kind of dead house who hugs a two-dimensional female pillow and talks about his wife (referring to

"Boudica has a child, the purple old woman has a child, Camilla is married, Helena is married once..."

"Stop, stop, stop! I haven't confirmed the relationship between the people here—"

"Huh? Even the few servants with the strongest motherhood are not sure, are you wilted?"

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Why did Hazama's complexion become so dark? Could it be that Bao Gong has got his upper body?

No, it probably wasn't the case, could it be because he cared about his virginity?

It's been more than 20 years since that kind of thing, what else is there to care about.

"I said, do you know the consequences of throwing out my women's clothing photos last time?"

"Huh? What's the matter, it can't be that group of female heroic spirits begging the Holy Grail to become a man."

slap~

Why did I seem to hear the sound of a bow and arrow shooting through something, probably an illusion.

"I said you are my old friend?"

"Why do you look like you can't bear it anymore? If you want to deal with sexual desire, I can immediately use space magic to get you a flying cup for you to use."

"No, I don't want to fly that O-cup thing! I want you to help me!"

"?!!!!"

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"You just locked him in the room like this? Aren't you old friends? It's not the same as what you said~"

Has Barbatos started to speak well of Hazama?

The young man who understood the matter raised his eyebrows, as if he had realized the seriousness of the matter.

Now the situation is getting more and more serious...

"No, no, don't be fooled by his appearance, he's just a basketball in human skin!"

Sure enough, he shouldn't have agreed to the other party's request, but let the other party come over.Now the probability of getting the other party to go back by themselves has probably become zero, and coercive measures are needed.

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"I said it's almost time for you to go back?"

Looking at Hazama, who was locked in the room and looking at the little yellow book that was searched from somewhere, the boy showed deep contempt.However, considering that those little yellow books were still his property, he decided to be careful in order to avoid injury to the hostages.

"No, if I go back here, they will frantically run into my room with my psychological shadow problem!"

Looking at Hazama's life-and-death reluctance to go back, it doesn't look like a psychological shadow after seeing something dirty. Was it frightened by the chaldean heroes?Scared that this once amiable and good-natured boy has become an existence who masturbates to a small book...

"Eh..."

"Do you want to stay? Anyway, our villa is quite big~"

"If Barbatos is okay~"

The boy and Barbatos standing at the door thought about each other's safety. To be honest, throwing each other back in this state, as old friends, still couldn't bear it.

"That's wonderful! Why don't Miss Barbatos teach me to-night about—"

Peng! ! !

Let's take out this non-burnable garbage and burn it.

Even if I jump here and fall to my death!There will be no linkage three!really fragrant~

"Let me tell you a story~ That was 26...5 years ago. No, it was two years and six months ago. Forget it~ It was just yesterday for me, but tomorrow for you .”

"Well... when will this story end?"

In the villa, Barbatos looked at the young man in front of him in a Roman soldier's suit, with an unidentified look in his eyes.Especially the boy who has entered this state, and has even spoken such incomprehensible words for more than 5 minutes.Usually this kind of topic will die suddenly by itself in an instant...

"Big man~cute baby~" The young man who turned his head showed a confident smile, and then, amidst Barbatos' doubts, he rushed straight to the time-traveling device.

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Fantastic and chic Friday~

No matter who will choose the weekend off.

But in a peaceful European town, an unusual outsider ushered in.

"Please, Hazama! Help me figure out what to give for my first wedding anniversary today!"

"Let go! Let me go! There are so many people watching!"

"I won't let it go! Unless you promise me to help me choose a gift for my first wedding anniversary!"

Like a well-fed koala, the boy's hands and feet were tightly wrapped around Hazama's strong thighs.

Let Hazama be like a spinning helicopter, and he can't get rid of his burden.

Of course, in the process, there will naturally be some heroic spirits who don't understand the style and want to pull the boy out of Hazama's lap.

But very sorry! ! !

To prevent the world from being destroyed!To protect the peace of the world!Observe love and true evil!

The boy has temporarily set up the heroic spirit repatriation spell beside Hazama!

That is to say, those few big bosses who can't be provoked after the crown, now no one can get within 100 meters of Hazama!

Although a certain black-skinned skull is holding a sword on his neck, but if you have the guts, you can even chop Hazama's legs together!

"Let go! I promise you it's okay, let go!"

Although it is said that asking a single person who is not married to find a gift for the first anniversary of marriage, then you are doing something wrong.

But from the boy's point of view, this is probably Hazama's talent.You can buy gifts that satisfy most of the people, and you will also think about the role and value for the other party very intimately, and you will not buy some luxury items that are useless except for short-term happiness.

So it's really pitiful that this kind of person hasn't found a marriage partner~

"I said you guys are still blackmailing me, but I even gave up on dating. I came to this ghost place to accompany you to buy wedding anniversary gifts. You should give me a good thank you!"

"Yes, thank you very much ~ Master Hazama, you are the light of my life, the guide of my destiny, and the radiance of my freedom. From the bottom of my heart, I express my supreme gratitude to you for your willingness to assist me."

"Shut up, you shameless person! An dare to babble here!"

Hazama remembered that the guy in front of him was the guy who didn't want him to blush easily.This guy stinks to death, and the smell on his body can't be stopped at all!This guy's ability to find Demon God Zhu to be his wife shows that it is absolutely true that the other party said at the beginning that if he meets a fake woman, he will just go straight to her and have no problem!

This guy is a shameless existence~

It's like roasted gluten that rushed into the smelly ditch~

Rubbing his brows, Hazama would never choose to compete with the opponent for the lower limit.

Because he can't pull that face down, and the opponent's lower limit is often lower than normal people.

[Hazama, Hazama, what is the lower limit of your comparison with a person who can marry the Demon God Pillar!Have you fallen?You are a man who strives for big breasts, and the goal is those soft giant peaks that can be used as a high pillow for yourself to sleep on. 】

Looking in front of Hazama who somehow fell into a state of contemplation, the boy didn't think about what the other party was thinking.Anyway, it must be some **** thing, why do you have to talk about the mistakes that humans will make?

Talking about a wife to the paper man is the result of immaturity and lack of confidence in oneself. Besides, even if you are really married, you can still find a paper man's wife, right?After all, isn’t Two-dimensional women just a product created to make a dead house obsessive?

What is the difference between looking down on a dead house that buys a wife and looking down on a local tyrant who uses a fully simulated inflatable doll?

"Speaking of which, when you proposed, what did you use to get Demon God Pillar to accept the proposal?"