What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

Yeah yeah~*3

Didn't the embankment say that people are not allowed to walk into the grass?

Yeah yeah~*3

It's your size!I came in with stealth and lack of presence. I was very upset when I was disturbed by the silver-haired man with natural curly hair. Why is there a guy who is close to me now?If you guys want to find a quiet place to lament your life, can you get away? I am thinking about how to get out of this place that is probably more dangerous than the fantasy carnival.

step~da~

I went to this guy and sat down!Didn't you guys see the big words prohibiting trampling on the grass outside the embankment? Do you guys still have compassion?What if someone accidentally damages the flowers and plants? Sure enough, there are people who are not qualified no matter where they are.

Yeah yeah~*3 (referring to

Why haven't you three left yet, and why are you pointing at me?The three of you haven't been summoned yet, it's just the phantom that appeared between the subtitles of the article and quickly receded. I don't want to complain about things like you that don't exist at all.This author has nothing to complain about.

brush brush~~~

The shadows of the three genius doctors quickly dissipated, and only the men and each other remained on the entire embankment. Even with the buffs of invisibility and low existence, the boy still felt his shadow being stretched by the setting sun like a python .

The existence of MMP is low and can only be maintained around oneself, and this invisibility is only a fake invisibility, it is more of a cognitive interference with the eyeball, which is a kind of illusion...

If the other party is interested in his own shadow, then the other party is still very likely to find something abnormal.

So what does this guy mean, why do you have to step on the lawn, although this is a river embankment with no monitors, it's not good not to enjoy the sunset here.What's so interesting about this embankment? Isn't it just a big river?Could it be that he came out to relax like himself?But why do you choose to be behind me so desperately? Do you know that I am desperate to find someone to kill me now.

And if you have any heartache, don't you feel that you are the only one there, why don't you speak, you should say something to express your feelings.Do you think it's stupid to sit on the grass and talk by yourself?

It's impossible for me to show up suddenly and say something to the other party, I'm sorry, I want to kill you.That's not just perverted!I don't have the urge to kill, but somehow I want to kill the other party!

No, no, maybe there is a turning point, isn't it?At this time, maybe if I say a few words, the other party will feel the abnormal atmosphere, and then leave here in a panic.

But... what can I say?What if saying a line in a horror movie arouses the other party's idea of ​​committing suicide, or the idea of ​​finding the truth?

【The sunset is so beautiful...】

are you crazy!Who would say such nonsense to a passerby!

In such a ghost situation, at the moment when I am extremely desperate, there is someone sitting behind me.

In the dusk when the sun sets and the heartbroken man is at the end of the world...

The self who wanted to kill someone met an ordinary person he had never met...

Is the damned opponent still a vampire? !Why is this trick so familiar?

It's not romantic at all, and it doesn't feel like a normal literary and artistic story at all.It spreads out like a little butter...

Wait, why did I think of little butter.Could it be a man?

Ah~ Sure enough, it's better to kill the other party, then I don't have to think about anything.

At most, he would be beaten to death by hundreds of heroic spirits in this city, not scary, not scary~

"The wind today is very noisy."

"But the wind... seems to be crying."

are you crazy!Why did you say this at this time, why are you so proficient!How many times have you answered this line with others!Do you know that this is an embarrassing chat about me wanting to crash my head on a pig, and a pig on a tree!

Tap~Tap~

I'm sorry, please forgive me, don't come here!Could it be that the magic on me has failed?I can even feel that the other party has come a short distance behind me. Could it be that the other party wants to hit me with a brick?Could it be that I brought up some bad memories of the other party, and wanted to kill myself as an enemy directly!

I'm sorry, please forgive me.Now I don't have the idea of ​​making troubles, I don't even have that kind of heart, please let me go.I've reached my limit. If this goes on, I might really be unable to resist killing you.

I can't stay in this awkward atmosphere anymore!

Is there something wrong with your head? !Why did you walk up behind me and then say nothing?

"that"*2

Two voices sounded at the same time, and the eyes of the boy who had already stood up intertwined with that person in an instant.

[Fuck me? ! 】

The other party was a young girl with long black hair. Her height of about 1.7 meters was not far from her own, but what was more important was the other party's blue eyes.And that long dress that puts more emphasis on ease and agility than elegance and luxury, and the big hole on it makes people wonder if the other party is going to play kicks.

What's more, the more important thing is that the other party looks like Akiba!

Of course, there is an absolute gap between the opponent and Qiuye, that is, the proud mountain range in front of the opponent is at least C!It's completely different from the A-level stuff like Akiba!

"Ladies first, do you have anything to do?"

For some reason, he seemed to tremble when he looked at the lady in front of him, but it was probably because of the terrifying aura he had inadvertently revealed just now.After all, I've been with Barbatos for a long time, and the smell of the demon god on my body can't be dissipated at all~

"That... sorry, I want to ask if you know of a hotel nearby?"

Meow meow meow? ? ?

(Barbatos: I feel...)

FZ bonus ([-])

Human beings are meaningless existences!

It is precisely in this way that the teenagers will respect and love them equally, and at the same time treat them with dislike.

And for such a mess, even how distorted the Lostbelt.

The boy just wanted to say——

"Don't throw away such tattered and tattered rumor belts like trash. Coat them with flour and throw them into the oil pan for frying. The children next door will cry when they come out delicious."

Stop it, you are going to be beaten!

"Eat the noble power of my knight of Hanno!"

Stop talking, the last person who did this has already fallen!

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, the world here is hopeless."

The boy pointed to the 00 Gundam that suddenly appeared in the sky, the monsters covered in pitch black with tentacles and twisted mouths, and even the army of undead roaring at the end of Fuyuki City.

Damn it's only been half a day, how come all kinds of bulls, snakes and ghosts have appeared?

He just took a brief look at it, and there are at least hundreds of [singularities] in Fuyuki City!Among them, the weak one may be just an ordinary person, while the strong one, let alone a god-level existence, is completely high-dimensional and not as good as a dog!

As far as he is currently fused with Barbatos, there are no less than a hundred people who can instantly kill him, and at least double-digit numbers who can annihilate his existence or even erase history.

This is not a rumor belt, it is making him suffer.

In this regard, the young man, who felt danger and anxiety, tightly hugged the thick and strong thighs beside him.

It was discovered just now that he was a big man disguised as a woman.

"Let go!"

"I won't let go!"

"You fucking let me go!"

"No, unless you sing me Little Star!"

"I! @!￥%!@%!%...!"

The women's clothing boss next to him was obviously annoyed by someone's shamelessness, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Whoever told him to show himself in women's clothes would be sold by his own unscrupulous author and sold to another unscrupulous person.

The name of the female costume boss is Hazama, and he is the master of GAY Ledi next door, but it has nothing to do with the main line over there.It was simply sold by the author and thrown into another book.

"Do you guys listen to this author's BB like a character in a book every day?"

"Almost~"

I said, as characters in the book, you can't talk about the author!

I am God, the God who completely controls your life!

For the BUG that affects this game, we have to do our best to clean it up.

Now, I order you to quickly restore this [Misunderstanding Belt] to its original state!

"FNNDP, didn't you make this tapestry!"*2

How can you treat the author? Believe it or not, I will go to worship the cricket god, and bless me to write a Taiwu code.

I'm wondering... can it work?

"Okay you ghost!"*2

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All in all, we have now reached this singularity—ah no, it is time for the life and death of the Lost Belt.

In order to save this dying world, the brave boy and Hazama, who ran over from the book next door, decided to become idols to prevent the tragedy from happening.

Hazama: Who wants to be an idol!

Boy: You want to be you, go be it!

Well, well, if it's not right, then it's not right, why are you so angry...

Besides, you finally reunited with SB netizens after time travel, why don't you have fun?

"Happy ghost, I time-traveled in 2017, and he time-traveled in 2018. And I lived a life of hard work and fear every day, and he was directly regarded as the apple of the eye of Chaldea."

"Hey, hey, who wants to be treated like a jewel in the palm of your hand? I don't want that kind of thing at all, okay~"

"Then you're still wearing women's clothes?!"

"I don't have any clothes to change!"

It should be said that the mutual hatred between daily SB netizens is a matter of course.

After all, these two are old friends in the past no matter what, how about we listen to your friendship story?

"Okay, the rookie Hazama hit three hundred, and was kicked out of the team by the four of us. There are still question marks there~"

"Shit, didn't you invite me later!"

"That's because Shihua ran away!"

Why did this suddenly start to happen?Don't fight, don't fight, Jinkela has all the benefits, whoever is right will give it to him.Forget about Japan~