What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

Gu Dazi's wallet has just been emptied, and Fujimaru Tatsuka's salary has not been paid for a year.

And there are other heroic spirits, the situation of squeezing labor and money from each other makes Da Vinci's workshop a very important place in Chaldea, but no one dares to approach it.

The price of getting close is the dryness of the wallet, and more than a few masters have had their wallets drained by Da Vinci.

But if you are a normal person, when you see a lot of self-portraits that are inexplicably more than yourself in your room, you must be desperate and crazy.But this is not the case for Da Vinci here. Her eyes are full of desire for knowledge. Looking at the portraits that are not perfect, but can still see her figure, she also wiped her saliva.

Perhaps she felt empathy for the other party's perverted behavior?Although I was a little intimidated at first, but because I am the same kind, it is easy to understand the feeling of wearing several coats in midsummer, turning on the heating in the room to the maximum, and going to school after eating udon noodles.

So what does that feel like!

"This kind of thing is fine no matter what. Damn! Who the hell dares to do something that even gods would fear! We can't wait any longer. If this continues, Romani will gossip about it, no! This should be regarded as the collapse of human reason , A problem as serious as the creation of a new singularity! Send-move-emergency-urgent-call-call! Okay, Emergency Call! Everyone, assemble!"

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Da Vinci and the Seven Fake Heroic Spirits

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Is that how it happened?

Da Vinci, who discovered his own problems, looked around for people like a mad scientist.

Whether it was El-Melloi II who just took a break, Mark & ​​Gao Jin who happened to pass by, or even Ye Gong who was staying in the storage room of the spirit base, they were all summoned by him to solve the counterfeit problem.

Naturally, there were also Fujimaru Tachika and Matthew who had just returned from the singularity and were exhausted before even taking a shower.

But it's more about the other staff members of Chaldea...

After all, what Da Vinci pressed was the highest warning in Chaldea, which would mobilize everyone in Chaldea.

It's a pity that Old Madam Emiya couldn't come along this time (laughs)

After all, just after the spiritual foundation runaway incident, a group of people are still correcting the influence of the singularity on Chaldea.Although they had experience in the Gudaguda Renwang incident, they dealt with it very quickly, but in the end there were still a few guys who couldn't command.

"The notorious Mona Lisa." This is what I complained when I saw the portraits piled up in the entire workshop. Let alone how much space the portraits can occupy, the problem is that these portraits are all wrapped in exquisite frames, and Their size is not as big as the original A4 paper, but fake replicas of half a person's height...

You must know that this kind of thing can earn a lot of money from rich people just by copying and pasting it. It is much simpler than some character cards that have to think about the plot and character feelings after being distributed for free. At least as long as there are people in the former, they will be rich. , the latter will not have money even if someone has it.

"Hahaha, well, let's not mention this for now. Although these are the Mona Lisa dresses... But in fact, they are not made by my workshop. Not all of them can't increase the QP drop rate Is it fake!"

Are you a profiteer? !The rewards for eliminating the monsters and gates other than Chaldea, aren't you the one who has the final say!You give people a little bit of sweetness, but let people fall into another abyss...

However, although these portraits are imitations and fakes, Da Vinci's side cannot be mistaken for fakes, that is, they are drawn with more care than a certain Mana's dress with more than a thousand mirrors.

"This is a fake! I don't know who it is! How dare you! My Mona Lisa is not copied and pasted, but carefully painted one by one from scratch!"

Are you angry at this point!It's so angry that the other party draws it and throws it in front of you to anger you!

"Recently, the Mona Lisa has not been sold very well. It has been a hot item since Da Vinci's workshop was founded. However, the customers suddenly stopped coming. When I went to investigate because I thought it was strange, I found this fake. At first glance, it has the same appearance and effect, but the price is only one-tenth of the original! By now, you should know what I want to say!?"

Isn't it that you are out of stock yourself? ?Now that you don’t accept ordinary Mana Prisms, you have to ask for golden Mana Prisms to exchange them for. Why do you have the nerve to ask?It's not that you raised the price, but I really want to scold the plagiarist, why leave things here and take them away properly.Let's buy a cheaper fake dress!

There appeared black merchants who sold dresses at a cheaper price than those from Da Vinci Workshop.It is not good?As long as the remaining value of Big Bichi is squeezed out, those things that are not very important can be done by others.Originally, Dabite-chan's responsibilities were the adjustment of Sheba and the management of the summoning system.Just take advantage of this time to give up the unpopular workshop and hand it over to that counterfeiter.

"Be careful, I'll kill you~"

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"Ahem, it's not good, it's not good enough, I accidentally took it seriously☆ Then regroup your mentality. Listen carefully, the so-and-so person who made this fake must have malicious intentions!"

Even if there is malice, it must be malice against you alone, you emotionless demon.

197. Let me tell you that you will be beaten like this

Counterfeit, counterfeit, counterfeit...

The birth of this vocabulary comes from the wrong behavior of imitating something.

A guy who doesn't care about the interests of the creators of the original product, and doesn't care whether people who buy counterfeit products will find out, so as to harm the interests of others.

Of course, there are some fakes in history, but they are more famous or even awesome than the real ones, such as the historical figures of Xingyue. Can this be compared with the correct history?There is also the game called Meng Wang, a group of emperors have turned into women, and a lot of people rushed up like Teddy, saying that XX king is my sky and my future.

Crazy things, looking at their shameful appearance, I want to replace the review department to ban the game in the name of smearing historical figures.Sure enough, in many cases, it is because of the existence of a group of disgusting-looking otaku that the reputation of the otaku group is damaged.

But compared to those things, the current Chaldea can be said to be a mess.

I can't finish talking about the profiteer Da Vinci for three days and three nights!

But what does this have to do with the main character, who is on vacation in Hawaii?

"Shit, it's none of my business to forge the Mona Lisa or something. And what do you guys mean? I haven't troubled you at all. Why don't you let me go."

Drinking the drink with Thanos gloves in his hand, the boy also hid under the sun umbrella and looked at the two strong men who walked beside him.

Long Aotian and God of Gamblers Gao Jin, whom I haven't seen for a long time, are now standing by his side, one left and one right, like guardians.

"Listen, this matter between you two really has nothing to do with me, and I don't remember who is behind the scenes, but please don't disturb my vacation. This Gedia was beaten unconscious for the time being, 72 pillars The perfect vacation of the demon gods, don't you want to destroy it so much?"

He is still on vacation with Barbatos, no matter who it is at this time, there is no way to stop him from continuing this rare vacation! ! !

"Oh? Then if I 'killed' your little brother completely, can you still say such a thing?"

"Who! Are you talking so fast? I once cut from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road. I haven't closed my eyes for three days and three nights! Even the Huaguoshan Water Curtain appointed by Buddha Jade Emperor Avalokitesvara to go to the West to learn scriptures Even Monkey King Sun Wukong can't knock me off my horse!"

Blow~ you keep blowing~ we will quietly watch you pretend, and never interrupt you.No one has ever compared to you, you can blow the air every second, your parents are afraid of you...

"Oh? Is that so? In front of my eyes that can see the death of all things, I can still say such a thing. Is it really the guy who fought with [me]?"

[Why does this voice sound familiar?Fuck! 】

Looking at the two rituals in front of him, the boy jumped up almost instantly!What's the matter with the other party's appearance with rabbit ears?

No, after thinking about it carefully, there is no grievance between him and the two ceremonies, and what he has to say is another guy...

"Weaving?"

"It's me~"

Immediately, he performed an extraordinary backflip on the sun lounger, and the rented sun lounger in front of him was split in half.This is the killer bunny girl! ! !

"I'll go, this hour is ten dollars, and a chair costs one hundred dollars."

The price of goods in Hawaii is very expensive. It is not even a local turtle that can afford to strengthen it, or even play here.Although he didn't intend to give money~

Looking at the beheaded bunny girl who was approaching step by step, the God of Gamblers who was adjusting the pistol beside him, and Long Aotian who was clenching his fists, he felt that this might be a bit doomed.

"Think calmly, who kept you alive and met Chaldea?"

There is a funny scene on the beach now, just a man in boxer shorts, with his feet and hands spread apart, facing the orientals on the left and right, and there is a handsome-looking man in front of the swaying head Neutral silhouette.

It looked like those scumbags who played tricks on a certain lady and were suddenly found.And his movements seemed to roll around in place at any time, and then he took out two big knives from both sides, shouted and felt that he was imprisoned by [-]—the hero died in battle.

[FNNDP!Even if I go to Dongguan to order a chicken, or pick chrysanthemums in Nanjing, I won’t get sick with some ladylike princess!And what a ghost that the hero died in battle, I'm not an egg of a magical girl! 】

"Those are not important anymore~" The samurai sword gleaming coldly drew a ditch on the surface of the sand, and if nothing happened, the other party wanted to make a ditch on his body.

But it's a pity that it was just the other party's unilateral idea, the boy is not treated like that at all!Even if he is teased like garbage, he still has a temper.

Showing this situation, there is no doubt that there is a group fight, he can only use his trump card!

Taking a deep breath, he glanced at the two people around him and there was no room for him to avoid it. He also clenched his fists tightly and looked at Liangyizhi in front of him with firm eyes.

Now there is only one way to solve the problem...

That is—turn over and run without hesitation!

"Help me! I killed someone! Who will save me!"

Hit your horse!In this situation, he had to pretend to be a younger brother, and finally got rid of Gedia's influence. It was rare for Barbatos to enjoy the life of a human being.It is absolutely impossible for him to disturb Barbatos during this period of time and use him as a universal prop.

Besides, Barbatos has already helped him mess around once, to take out Liangyizhi's soul from the root disaster, what face does he have to beg the other party to help him a second time, just because he was tortured by the former experimental guinea pigs? They were chased and beaten.

Although face is not important, he can lower his head to kiss Barbatos's feet, and even if the three on the opposite side are willing to let himself penetrate their crotches, he can do it without hesitation.But there are some choices about favorability, you really can't be too elm-headed!

What happened to you, can you come to me when I come back from work and become a villain? !Our 72-pillar Demon God is now on a time-limited office system~

And just when the boy ran out a few steps, suddenly a javelin crashed into him like a missile from a distance.A large expanse of gravel was stirred up in the entire sandy land, the kind that almost buried his whole body.

"What the fuck?!" Whose surprise attack was this? He didn't remember that there was someone else who had a bad relationship with him.

He squatted down abruptly, avoiding the slash across the back of his head.The young man was also like a swift reptile, crawling out on the sandy ground disgustingly relying only on his limbs.

People can't help but want to ask the last question, are you a fucking cockroach?

At the same time, he turned his head slightly and looked in the direction of the javelin, trying to determine who was targeting him.

Then, he saw a bearded man with a shirtless upper body and se hi~

[I am QNTMD Robinson!It's a shame that I cooked for you for a month! ! ! 】

198. Catch the Protagonist and Don't Care About My Youth

I still remember why we set off in the first place, giving up the prosperity in the distance and the hustle and bustle of youth.

My heart was melted by the child's clear eyes. In the dream, as it walked away, I couldn't help but wet my cheeks with tears.When the morning sun is slightly dew, the grass is under the setting sun, all the way wind and rain, all the way worrying.The branches are full of fragrance, peaches and plums are all over the world, your happy smiling face is what I want to see most.I see that the sun is shining on every corner of the country, and I would like to turn into drizzle to call for the new buds of spring.

I believe that where there is light in the heart, there must be a distant fragrance. On the barren land, flowers of hope bloom.When the morning sun is slightly dew, the grass is under the setting sun, all the way wind and rain, all the way worrying.The branches are full of fragrance, peaches and plums are all over the world, your happy smiling face is what I want to see most.

I see that the sun is shining on every corner of the country, and I would like to turn into drizzle to call for the new buds of spring.

I believe that where there is light in the heart, there must be a distant fragrance. On the barren land, flowers of hope bloom.When the morning sun is slightly dew, the grass is under the setting sun, all the way wind and rain, all the way worrying.The branches are full of fragrance, peaches and plums are all over the world, your happy smiling face is what I want to see most.

I see that the sun is shining on every corner of the country, and I would like to turn into drizzle to call for the new buds of spring.I believe that where there is light in the heart, there must be a distant fragrance, and the barren land is full of hopeful flowers.

——"Fuck! There are too many elements." BY: Lu Xun

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"I think there must be a big misunderstanding behind this matter! You can't treat me like this, let go! I have worked hard for the party and the country, and I have shed blood for the party and the country. I want to see the political commissar! I want to see the political—— woo woo woo~~~"

The people who had their mouths covered by a gag and wrapped the boy in a burlap bag also wiped away the cold sweat that didn't exist on their foreheads.

They had countless things to tell each other about the guy who had given them a second life.

First of all, it was Robinson who tied the hemp rope on the sack with his own hands. Compared with the appearance he saw on the island, he now has a wild taste.Those sunken eyes were like black holes, and people couldn't help being attracted to them.

He also suddenly lifted the burlap bag that wrapped the boy, ignored the boy's random wriggling in it, and slapped it on the ground continuously, just like a master slapping noodles.

"Long time no see, my friend! It's been more than 20 years since we last met!"