What Can I Do if I Travel to Fgo? I'm Desperate Too

Are you crazy?Pick up the cup you lost yourself!

"I want your blood~ to overflow this cup."

"I'm sorry~ How did people's hearts in this society become like this. Ha!"

Just as he was wondering if the embroidered man had played too much in Castlevania, the boy suddenly remembered another thing.

It's Halloween, so it's naturally terrifying, and he didn't feel any killing intent from the other party——

"I dedicate my blood-stained life here. Kazikli Bey (Blood-stained king ghost)!"

This ghost has no killing intent!Immediately the treasure was opened, this big puddle of blood gushed out from the opponent's chest, flying from all directions like countless javelins!

Although I know that since I'm a clown in a stage play, it's not interesting at all if I don't do it seriously, but I'm not the master of Chaldea, so how about zooming in on the opening!Could it be that the other party regards himself as a heroic spirit?

If Vlad III were asked to explain why he did this at this moment, the other party would definitely answer without hesitation: Even if it is a sideshow, this is still a banquet.It is as a person who protects the country that he can better understand the importance of the celebration.It is impossible to govern the world without entertainment.

"Wow--"

Combat switch stance!Invincible defense mode - hold your head and squat to defend!

The whole person hugged his head and squatted down in an instant. This defense without tactical effect actually avoided the blow of the execution king!

"What a wonderful festival, to celebrate such a festival. Yu should have cried out blood~ But, please forgive me. It's a pity that Yu is good at embroidery, not singing..."

But this was just the beginning, the young man who knew that the other party was throwing water, saw the other party's pretentious movements, and immediately ran up.

And sincerely abused the other party in his heart.

【Vlad, you're going to fuck, fuck shit! 】

However, Vlad III is not some Earl Dobby who has been potbellied all his life. He is like a ghost on the battlefield, and even leaves a place for massacres, and is enshrined as a demon warrior!

Naturally, he charged over the smooth floor like he was stepping on skateboard shoes.

【First Blood! 】

In my mind, I have already imagined that I was pierced by a spear through my chest, and then staged a world-famous painting Why are you so DIO.

but!

Just when Vlad's spear was [-] centimeters away from the boy's chest, he jumped up!He is like a ballet dancer on Swan Lake!

The whole person jumped up in an instant!

Then--

Vlad III's head hit the ceiling, and he struggled for a while and was completely motionless...

Lancer is dead, it is so inhumane!

I let you jump!Did you jump to death?

"Hey~ Lan left scattered right fan in the middle, old E doesn't move Ao on both sides. Lu is at his feet and Pi goes to the sky, the fox only goes to record points, pure black blocks in front of the video screen. Q Jun Xinghe's face is black, Zi Min leads a group to rush in Before. Heitong Google fish slipped by, the waning moon’s character was blown to the sky. Xiaozhi’s new line in Paradise, Ghost Uncle’s new song Drunken Immortal. A Dahaoyue’s new chapter, Araragi can’t see it. Chimera-kun puts on the chain, Tomato The college entrance examination is the most pitiful. Xiaoshuai Kuanghu face to face, Yuanshou sister stands aside. Grandpa Bishi takes priority, Brother Twelve Swords is collecting money."

Seeing that Vlad III was temporarily silent, the young man also started to shriek in a rare way. This kind of cheerful festival is really the most interesting when it is set off by other people's pain.

Happiness is always built on the suffering of others——

The boy who thought this way was about to leave here and go to the next floor...

But at this time-

Something suddenly floated down from the 'corpse' of Vlad III, and that thin, flimsy piece of paper caught the young man's attention in an instant.

That's...a pornographic photo of Mrs. Allie!

"Huh?! Exploding the gift dress!!"

PS: Recently, the pictures are always taken offline... Obviously there is no missing point at all, but the pictures have been deleted all the time.

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It's a gift!

It's absolutely amazing, I have swiped something that the Grand Duke has not seen so many times, why did it come here all at once.

Looking at the sexy tights of Mrs. Allie in his hand, the boy felt that his little brother was about to lose control. Where did the Grand Duke find the pornographic photos?

[Perhaps it is not unreasonable to be frantically brushed by shredded papa next year. 】

But looking at the Grand Duke whose head is still stuck on the ceiling, the boy can only pray that this is not Ubisoft's world, as long as he doesn't get stuck in the potato and cannot get out.If you are really stuck there, don't let yourself get stuck.

There was a rustling sound of running in my ears, maybe Fujimaru Tatsuka's group was about to catch up?

After thinking about his own safety, the boy immediately rushed up the stairs, ready to go to the next floor.

And just when the boy stepped on the stairs with his front foot, the door opened with his back foot, and the heat wave roared from behind.

Although I don't know what it is, but after thinking about it, I can guess that it is definitely not a good thing.

Probably Qing Ji and that hunter really wanted to kill him.

[In the final analysis, it is still a pattern, I want to tell you how to write a single 30-year-old Shengli! 】

Like a whirlwind of love, the boy immediately pasted several wooden boards on the door in front of the stairs by unknown means, and a large pile of boxes containing explosives was placed between the stairs and the door. In the end, the boy even Also took out a sofa from behind the buttocks and put it on all the boxes.

"There's nothing to be afraid of, ha!"

The smiling boy walked upstairs when he was ready, but he didn't find the stairs in front of him, and he put down a skateboard shoe somewhere~

The boy accidentally stepped on it, and the whole person instantly completed a 360-five-degree Thomas maneuver in the middle of the stairs, and the whole person fell upside down like a green onion into a large pile of wooden boxes.

bang~

"I'm okay..."

It's probably just as if the spine is broken...

Anyway, it will be fine soon, so don't pay too much attention.

The boy who was thinking like this rushed up the stairs again, but this time he was in danger.

Probably has nothing to do with life~

"Wahaha~ Looks like a guest is coming~Wow. The wave of restless cat~"

Just as he went upstairs, a figure appeared in front of the boy blocking his way.

But compared to the people in front of him, the boy was attracted by the table of food in the room.

He seems to have seen Turkish barbecue and cream cheese baked lobster~

This is just to smell the taste and feel the appetite, and want to eat from the past.

"Yoho~ I am Yuzao cat, master (tentative), now the only choice is to take me out for a walk!"

The boy who was about to rush over to eat was suddenly grabbed by a bear hug, and the servant's physical strength far surpassed his.

He was actually carried by Yuzao Cat on the shoulders with ease...

"HA★NA★SE! I want to eat!"

Is there anything more disturbing than having food right in front of you, but being taken away by an inexplicable attack?

The whole person was struggling on Yuzao Mao's shoulders, moving like a dog crawling like a drowning person.

The boy felt physically and mentally exhausted, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Is it possible to burn people by heating and cooling?

He has been away from Barbatos for too long, and the power of this demon god has been weakened to the point where there is almost no flame. If he doesn't go back to Barbatos, maybe he will lose his ability to heal himself.

"Oh~ oh~ the master (tentative) is really excited~ Wang. Before eating, let's go shopping somewhere."

"No! I want to eat! Isn't this completely disorganized and foreshadowing appearance, a natural appearance, not my patent! It's agreed that you can't be hostile to funny characters?"

"Don't praise me so much, Wang~ Or do you mind if I use the master's (tentative) clothes to sharpen my claws?"

"Stop it! This dress is expensive!"

Although it is said to be sent by Lord Chong.

"If this dress is gone, I don't have any other clothes to change!"

Although it is said to be made by magic.

"Besides, where do I have the strength to walk the dog now!"

Although it is said that human beings can go without food for three days.

"What is walking the dog~ Wang. Yuzao cat is the master, the master (tentative) should be an obedient excrement shoveler."

Absolutely!Are you a cat, a dog, or a fox, and you said that what you need is an obedient shit shoveler, right?I'm disobedient, please let me down quickly and let me go to eat!

Let that pile of food be placed in front of me again, but if I can't eat it in my mouth, I will probably go crazy.

"Let go!!!"

"Tch, why don't you take someone out for a stroll... Well~ let's talk about business. But I'm also very busy, so let's make a long story short."

Yuzao put the boy down slowly, but the pair of ball claws that looked like gloves were still resting on the boy's shoulders.It's like a black bear that just woke up, ready to give a brutal blow to the prey in front of it at any time.

But in the end, you guy just want someone to take you out for a stroll!

If you want to look for it, you can look for someone from Chaldea, why are you looking for me?

Although I have raised cats before, it does not mean that I want to raise a second one!

"I'm the gatekeeper responsible for setting Halloween traps and cooking pumpkin ghosts~"

If you are the gatekeeper, why don't you go to the gate and watch it? Is it really okay to let Lin Daochang, a Taoist priest, watch the gate?

Besides, pumpkin ghost or something, isn't that a necromancer? !It's okay to cook undead, but I'm afraid that if this skill is not learned by flower growers, undead natural disasters will be eaten and extinct.

But how did such an idiot survive by doing something that shouldn't be done on a serious occasion?Could it be because the other party is one of Tamamo's former tails?

How can there be a guy in the world who acts without thinking and always tries to perform funny animation actions in the real world. (refer to)

"So can I eat..."

All in all, looking at the table full of food and the sparkling candles around him, the boy was also thinking about what to eat first.