Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Only once a year! Take action! Let the swan of love bring you the most heart-warming blessings!"

"Now the group price is only 9998! Only the last car! Only one car left!"

"The advertisements here are obviously more upscale than UC's." Feng Xian nodded affirmatively.

Swan Lake is located slightly above the middle of Baitan Wetland. Although it is geographically closer to the Principality of Gems, the nature reserve of Swan Lake is contracted and managed by the Kingdom of Giselle. Giselle Kingdom received soft hands.

Not to mention other large and small franchise fees and commissions.

Dusk is approaching, and at the gate of the scenic spot with obvious artificial traces, a natural wetland where no ghosts can be seen at ordinary times is crowded with people on a crudely paved stone road at the entrance of the scenic spot. Young lovers cuddle together and enter under the guidance of the staff. Scenic area.

"Listen, I'm about to enter the park, remember what the teacher told you now! As a man, you must always have an aggressive heart, and don't let go of any chance!"

"Yes, master!" Jin Qing's eyes flashed with excitement, and she quickly followed Xiao Ru's pace.

"As the saying goes, it's better to tear down ten graves than destroy a relationship. You're just trying to push people into a pit of fire!" Trailing behind Feng Xian's buttocks, Xue Shi hung twin dead fish and looked at Jin Qing's face. The "steady" expression was full of pity in his eyes.

"Don't talk nonsense, what a fire pit. I'm just passing on my private collection of love books to him." Feng Xian said brazenly.

"Just you? Keep it private?" Xue Shi sneered, and mercilessly exposed Feng Xian's lies: "Apart from the book of knights and lords you subscribed to, what love book do you have on your mind? The elves' postpartum care? "

"...When did you steal my alliance card?"

"Did you really buy it?" Xue Shi bit her tongue in shock and at the same time felt a little shy and indignant in her heart: "The hybrid of human and elf is not as easy to reproduce as you imagined, especially the beast."

Hongguo blushed, and quickly fled into the park in Xueshi.

"If it's really not so easy to give birth, it's fine, I'm afraid that I will give birth to a litter in one breath."

The stronger the elves, the lower their fertility. This is a natural balance and a natural limitation. For example, dragon elves—to solve the problem of being single, many breeders have already shaken their hair. As for how to allow them to breed safely and quickly to the next generation, no breeder has been able to do this until now.

But Fengxian can do it, he doesn't even need to do anything, he just needs to lie down somewhere. .Cough cough cough.

Feng Xian wiped the cold sweat off his head, for some reason there was a desolate wind blowing past him just now.

"This is probably the true meaning of being able to rely on appearance but relying on talent, right?"

Following them into the scenic spot, the scenery here is actually no different from the wilderness outside the scenic spot. The only difference is that there are groups of dancing swans living here.

But for Feng Xian and Jin Qing, the war started the moment they entered the park.

Lu Xun once said: Love is war!

And the literal translation of this sentence is-the person who confesses first is the loser in love!

A man chases a woman across a mountain, and a woman chases a man with a layer of yarn. The so-called master of love lies in reversing this relationship, evolving from a licking dog to a licked male god!

As long as you can capture the other party's heart and let the other party confess, then the relationship between the two will naturally come to fruition. ——Excerpt from "The First Issue of The Book of Love", published in XX, 2009, priced at 9.9.

By the way, Fengxian couldn't wait for the second issue to be published until before time travel.

"This lake is very different from when we came here three years ago. Where shall we go first?" Xiao Liu, who was flipping through the map, was full of energy. The crisp Jin Qing became a little awkward at this moment.

"I'm asking you something!" Nervous Xiao Liu didn't notice Jin Qing's strangeness at all, instead she frowned her beautiful eyebrows and spoke a little loudly. "Where do we go next?"

"Go to your heart!"

"...Pfft." Xue Shi, who was drinking scented tea, sprayed Feng Xian all over the face.

And Xiao Liu who got this answer was also taken aback, and subconsciously touched Jin Qing's forehead.

"Have a fever?"

Violet shook her head.

"Cold?"

Jin Qing still shook her head, and slowly took Xiao Liu's hands with affectionate eyes, and embraced them in her arms: "No, it's because I have no resistance against you."

"Beautiful!" Even after being sprayed with salt soda all over his face, Feng Xian still couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, just like the uncle writhing on the bed who was tortured by shame while reading girl comics, Feng Xian's memory is already very weak That's right, the love story recorded in the book was backed up a long time ago by Fengxian, waiting for the day when it can be used.

"You...me." Seeing that Jin Qing took herself so actively into her arms, Xiao Liu's heart was pounding even more as she leaned on his shoulder.

With the help of physical contact and love words, seeing Jin Qing steadily exerting the power of the book of love, Feng Xian who was on the side was crying with joy.

"Have you gained weight recently?"

"What did you say!?" Xiao Liu's face changed instantly, from a docile kitten to a violent tiger again.

"Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?"

Meow meow meow?

"You... When did you become so glib! This is not your strength." Xiao Liu's face turned apple-colored, and she was too shy to look at Jin Qing's face.

"Then do you know what my shortcoming is?"

"what?"

"It's a fault of you."

"I can't do it anymore." Standing two steps away from Jin Qing, Xue Shi listened to his earthy love words that were almost a confession, and then thought that these words were taught by Feng Xian, and might even be to herself in the future Say.

The embarrassing and numb Xueshi almost used her toes to dig out three rooms and one living room.

"This is your love book?"

"Isn't this very effective?" Feng Xian stretched out a thumb, the corners of his mouth parted and his white teeth seemed to ding under the fading sunset.

And just as Feng Xian said, under Jin Qing's continuous bombardment, the relationship between the two of them heated up rapidly, and Xiao Liu's face, which was deeply buried in Jin Qing's chest, was even redder than the setting sun.

"Young first love is really beautiful." At this moment, Fengxian is like an old man, holding a thermos cup in his hand, with a smile like "children can be taught" on his face.

"Is this okay too?" Xue Shi said that he couldn't accept it, obviously this kind of confession should be done. .should. .

Well, Xue Shi, who has never been confessed to before, said that her imagined confession should be under the starry sky, when the two of them are in a deep love, the words that come out of their hearts.

"Hey, let me just say that I am a master of love!" Feng Xian thrust his waist proudly, his face full of embarrassment and sarcasm: "Don't you want to restore my reputation soon?"

"I can't accept it!" Start the strategy with this kind of earthy love words, you are afraid that you will be beaten into potato chips by contemporary women.

"I still don't believe it, I can lose to you, a hard-core straight man!" Xue Shi even threw away her beloved snacks, and with one hand, an invisible divine power spread across the originally calm lake. There was a little ripple!

All of a sudden, a group of wild happy kappa jumped out of the lake, strode neatly on the lake and bowed respectfully towards the direction where the snow was.

I don't know if it was intentional or it was designed for passing tourists. There are already countless prepared musical instruments around the Swan Lake.Pairs of dancing swans swam across the creek and stepped onto the dance floor in the center of the lake to join the carnival. Thousands of dancing swans dancing gracefully in the center of the lake aroused bursts of exclamation.

The crazy happy Tian Kappa is kicking and dancing cheerfully, and the drums and discs of the rhythm have already hit the accent one after another. The dancers dance calmly and comfortably, and the picture of thousands of dancing swans accompaniment is indeed magnificent. It was spectacular, even those who just came to join in the fun couldn't help but be intoxicated by it, and those single youths even wished to turn into geese to join this feast.

Suddenly, the water sleeves were thrown away, and there seemed to be countless petals fluttering down in the air, fluttering and swaying, each petal, holding strands of agarwood.

Thousands of dancing swans retreated and handed over the dance floor to the solo king, who seemed to be wearing a scarlet dance dress, with sparrow feathers on his head, a long veil, and silver chains on his bare feet, stepping on the beat The mother-in-law dances.It dances like a dream.The joints of its whole body are as flexible as a snake, and it can twist freely.

The miraculous illusion gradually dissipated from everyone's eyes until the drumbeat stopped. A dancing swan of different colors led its group to migrate to the other side of the lake.

"What was just... a hallucination?" Jinqing and Xiaoliu looked at each other, both of them were surprised by each other. It is not the first time for them to visit Swan Lake, but it is their first time. Seeing hallucinations so real.

"No, this is a stand-in attack... Ahh!"

Xueshi on the side couldn't bear it any longer and bit Fengxian's arm, forcefully pulling this unlucky guy away from Jinqing's side.

Just entering the park, you can see thousands of geese dancing, which made countless couples feel that the trip was worthwhile, especially the solo dance of the king at the end, which gave them a new understanding of dancing swans.

Xue Shi was stunned. Originally, she just wanted the Lotte Kappa to come out and make a call to brighten up the atmosphere, but she didn't expect the atmosphere to be overly active. The leading dancing swan is also a bit awesome, right?Is this really a wild elf?

But regardless of the reason, the atmosphere was created successfully, and Xue Shi proudly puffed out her chest with her hands on her hips.

"Understood? This is called romance!"

"Really?" Feng Xian didn't take it seriously, but raised the corner of his mouth to reveal a mysterious smile, and at this moment, with his back to him, the setting sun gradually fell silent at the other end of the mountain. The kappa boys tapped the drum in front of them again, and the dancing swans that had left the stage appeared in front of the public again, returning to the lakeside with huge speakers in their mouths.

"This song is dedicated to the most special woman in my life." Feng Xian tapped the switch behind his ear, and his words echoed throughout the entire Swan Lake from the hundreds of speakers.

"You..." Xue Shi's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Understood? This is called romance!" Feng Xian lightly smiled and nodded Xueshi's forehead. He removed the fashion on his body and also removed Xueshi's disguise. At this moment, he is not Aizen and she is not a young Sen Peach.

But an ordinary couple.

"I'm afraid it's too late, I want to hug you!"

The tender melody reverberated throughout the Swan Lake, and Ji Luo, who appeared in costume, walked on the waves. The beautiful prelude quietly took away the sadness around her, and the soft autumn wind blew the snowy cheeks.

[Until you are sure you are real, until you lose your strength. 】

[For you, I am willing! 】

[You can't even move.Watching you too. 】

[Until you feel that your hairline has traces of white snow. 】

[Until the vision becomes blurred, until I can't breathe! 】

【Let us be inseparable! 】

Ji Luo put down the microphone, and there seemed to be a flash of light in her eyes, and with the gentle prelude, Fengxian confides to Xueshi the confession words that she has never been able to say through singing.

【If the whole world, I can give up! 】

【At least you are worth my cherishing. 】

【And you are here is the miracle of life. 】

[Maybe I can forget the whole world. 】

[I just don't want to lose your news. 】

【. . . 】

When the song ended, the two looked at each other and smiled.

In the autumn of 20XX in the black moon calendar, Zhao Fengxian confessed his love to the person he loved deeply.

Chapter 688 The Second Dream

"Do it again! What happened just now doesn't count!" Xue Shi buried her face in Feng Xian's chest, her ears turned red from embarrassment.

"Eh?" Feng Xian showed a complex expression, and scratched his cheek with his hands: "Who was crying to death just now, can you bear it again?"

"What can't stand it!" Xue Shi stubbornly raised her head, her eyes were red: "Just now the music was too loud so I didn't hear it!"

"Then.. Listen carefully this time." Feng Xian half-bent down and stroked Xueshi's head with one hand, showing a gentle smile: "I like you."

"Hmm." Before the words finished, a strange fragrance came into his nostrils, and the warmth between his lips made Feng Xian hug Xueshi tightly into his arms.

After a while, Xueshi, whose face was flushed, broke free from Fengxian's embrace and wiped away the obscenity at the corners of her mouth. Her sapphire blue pupils were overflowing with love, her curved willow eyebrows and long eyelashes trembled slightly. The flawless skin revealed a light pink, and the thin lips were as delicate as rose petals.