Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"What's the matter with Mr. Zhao's schedule, there are customers who are more distinguished than Mr. Feng Wang?"

Not steaming the steamed stuffed buns is still a struggle, in order to protect Lord Feng Wang's dignity, Emperor Yan felt that it was necessary for him to open up the business of jumping in the queue.

"That's not true, the main reason is that I'm still stuck with a series of trials of Regichkas and the challenge of the empty seat, and there are some other trivial tasks such as restoring Meloetta's memory. Helping Solgaleo and Lunayara take care of their children." Feng Xian explained his difficulties to Emperor Yan objectively and earnestly, and those names that even Emperor Yan himself felt a little shuddered from Feng Xian. If you pop it out of your mouth first, it will be the same as the name of the dish, even without repetition.

Good guy, Emperor Yan took one good guy at a time. Before, she just suspected that now she was 100% sure that this shit was the alpaca's own son.

"Actually, if you just want to say a few words to me, I suggest that King Feng can come to the Bell Tower by himself. The current Yuanzhu City is my territory and you are not an outsider, so why don't you go back to your mother's house?"

Back to her mother's house?

Emperor Yan wanted to cry, but she could even imagine the scene where King Feng would be furious after returning to her mother's house. It would not be her, the unlucky bastard, who would be the punching bag for King Feng's holy fire.

"This matter of going back to my mother's house, let's discuss it again." After thinking about it again and again, Emperor Yan couldn't help covering his face, planning to help Fengxian and delay it for a while.

"Let's get down to business first. What is the alliance going to do with Bangiras?"

"It's just a small test. Now I am not the only investigator in this British city. It is not only to protect your safety, but also to vent anger for the master of Benjilas. The alliance is not only the alliance of the king of heaven. There are 32 elders below who are responsible for the development and future planning of each area of ​​the alliance. If the king of heaven is a star, then those elders in charge of planning are brokers. The owner of Banjilas is the grandson of the elders of the alliance, the heir of the Liu family of the ancient family. That little guy is also pitiful. He was stabbed in the stomach not long after his debut. All the elves except Banjilas Death in battle, the psychological shadow area is probably bigger than that of the imperial capital."

"Yeah, it's so pitiful—I mean those guys who smuggled into Bangiras." Feng Xian shrugged his shoulders, spent a lot of money and didn't get what he wanted, not to mention being treated as a crime by the alliance. A punching bag, and even being used as a tool for training by a group of senior little guys, "If I were the leader of this team, I would have bought a piece of tofu and killed me."

"What are you going to do? Attack?"

"There is a group of good tool people in ambush, why should I take the lead?" Feng Xian raised the soul of the Vortexer in his hand, with a little smirk on his face: "But it's okay to disgust them all at once."

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Chapter 658 Pig Teammates

"Listen, the so-called killer is not a reckless man with a knife and a gun, nor is it a brutal and bloodthirsty villain, but an emotionless machine."

"We are professional killers and ruthlessness has long been engraved in our blood. If there is anything else that can bother me."

"That can only be..."

"poverty."

"Sell yourself to the burial master! Sell yourself to the burial master!!"

Lying on the icy yellow land in the chaotic streets, the old killer covered with a straw mat is giving the little granddaughter who is kneeling next to him a killer education, and at the same time starting a side job to earn travel expenses.

A girl with a childlike voice knelt beside him in white cloth, her dirty and exquisite appearance attracted countless people's pity, her snow-white face, light-colored eyebrows, straight nose bridge, and reddish lips, And the long pink hair that was almost as long as its height was dragged straight to the ground, and the cross-shaped pink pupils were staring at the bun shop directly opposite at the moment, smelling the smell of meat in the steamer, bringing The little girl with a childlike face drooled unconsciously, that pitiful look was enough to kill a carload of Ah Wei in seconds.

Rubbing her palms nervously, the little loli thought to herself that as long as she managed to sell herself three times today, she would be able to raise enough money to buy endless meat buns. The girl's acting skills are really too clumsy. There is no one in this world who sells his body and drools at the steamed stuffed bun shop. Obviously this is a scam. During the period, some good people asked about the price.

But the price given by the little loli is enough to make all the lolicons in the world shy away.

"Fuck, I finally found it, come and arrest these two liars!" Just as the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop was thinking about sending the grandpa and grandson away with some leftovers, he let out a loud shout. It was reported in the city.

A group of guards filed in from the corner of the street, and dispersed the surrounding civilians, trying to surround the grandfather and grandson.

"Okay, let me catch you two. No one dares to lie to me for money from a golden leopard these days! Little girl, come home with me obediently, and I will love you very much." Standing on the side of the street The squinted eyes of the little fat man in plaster were filled with greed.

"The wind is blowing!" The little old man who lifted the straw mat picked up the little Lolita who was beside him and started to run wildly.

"Eh!?" Little Lolita caught a trace of crying, she had sold herself out all morning with great difficulty, what should she do now that she ran away with Baozi?

"Want to run? Chase me! I want to live, be careful not to hurt my little heart!"

"Ouch!" The owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop almost vomited in disgust. If he hadn't been afraid of the opponent's power, he would have picked up the steamed stuffed bun in his hand and smashed it on the copper smelting bastard's head.

"This old man looks quite old, and he runs very fast!"

"Hmph! If this old man is 30 years younger, you guys won't even be able to eat my fart." Carrying the little loli on his shoulders, the old man cursed out of breath.

"Overreaching!" The bodyguard chasing after the old man held a dagger and a burst of golden light erupted in his eyes. The roaring thunderstorm sounded from everyone's ears in an instant, and the whole person seemed to teleport to the old man. in front of.

"Leave the person for me, so that you can suffer less flesh and blood!"

"Hmph, do you want it? I'll give it to you!" Seeing this, the old man raised his mouth slightly, and swung his granddaughter on his shoulders like a throwing axe, and threw it at the fat man's subordinate.

"Damn! You are so cruel!" Seeing that the other party used his granddaughter as a weapon in order to get away, as the fat man's subordinate, he did not dare to neglect him, but he knew how much the fat man loved the little girl, even if he just rubbed her away. He had to be buried alive for a piece of skin. Seeing this, the young guard quickly put away the dagger in his hand, and opened his arms to take the girl into his arms.

However, when the guard came into contact with this exquisite little loli, his expression changed instantly, and an irresistible pressure acted on his hand the moment he touched the little loli, accompanied by The sound of bones shattering could be heard as his hands snapped off, and when little Lolita's head touched the one on his chest, his whole body was like a city gate blasted by a battering ram, spitting blood and being crushed. It flew out from afar.

It didn't stop until it rolled on the ground for many times, and the little loli who was also thrown away made a big hole in the ground with her head on the ground, and then she got up silently with a sad expression on her face.

"I ate the steamed stuffed buns that I didn't have today."

"Let's go!" With some difficulty, he put the humanoid weapon back on his shoulders, and the old killer, who was walking like flying, rushed out of the city in an instant and disappeared without a trace, leaving only a crowd of demented people.

"Tsk, I have sold too many times in the Justin Kingdom, and it seems that I have been targeted. It seems that the Justin Kingdom cannot stay in the future." Some hunched little old men led their little granddaughter He hid his hand in a post station outside the city, while the latter was sullen with a small mouth that could hang an oil lamp.

"Mission failure is also a common thing. It doesn't matter if you can't eat buns today. We will have a chance tomorrow." The old killer took out a magic crystal from his dirty pocket a little dotingly, and the latter seemed like Like eating jelly beans, he chewed up the terrifying crystal of magic power and swallowed it in his stomach. The warm magic power poured into his body, making the frowning little loli smile again, and asked innocently.

"Grandpa, where are we going to sell it tomorrow?"

"Um, that granddaughter, you have to know that you can't make a lot of money just by selling yourself."

"Then how can I make money?" Little Lolita asked innocently, blinking her eyes.

"We are killers who want to make money and kill, of course the fastest way! Accept the employer's order, then go to the mission location to find the mission target, click the knife and drop it, and then we can get the money." The old killer explained earnestly Tao wholeheartedly wanted to lure his little granddaughter to the road of killer.

"However, Nana doesn't want to kill people, it's very tiring, and sometimes it's better to sell her body to earn more." The corner of the little loli's mouth rose again, with a guilty expression, and the corner of the old killer's mouth also slightly Some twitches.

There is no way, the market is not good in this world nowadays, and it is difficult to grab more orders if there are too many monks.

Some people with big families have cultivated their own professional killers, and those free rangers can only rely on luck. If they are lucky, they can get an order. If they are not lucky, they can only go to the wild by themselves. The particularity of the granddaughter, the killer who lost the core of flexibility and speed, once the mission fails, what awaits them is the end of being besieged.

On the contrary, sometimes the gimmick of selling one's body to the funeral master can catch a lot of rich men.

"But there are still orders to be made. The deceitful trick of selling one's body to the funeral will not support you for a lifetime. You must have your own survival skills. Here~ have you seen it... This is a guild card specially provided by our guild. As long as there are tasks, you will It shows that your grandfather and I have downloaded the latest app for grabbing orders, as long as there is a task, it will be done immediately."

"Congratulations on winning the order! The task is being automatically issued!"

"Huh? So fast?" The old killer was also taken aback, he didn't expect his newly installed APP to be so easy to use, rubbing against the website of Renyi Station, the old killer hugged his little granddaughter and taught her how to operate it step by step , how to analyze intelligence and how to identify mission targets.

"A B-level task just happened to practice. This poor kid doesn't know which rich family he offended. He has a bright future to take part in the expert level at such a young age. It's a pity that if this kid passes the expert level exam, the reward will be paid. Can it be doubled, with Mega Boss Kedora, Mega Long-Eared Rabbit and Xuwu Yide in hand? The highest level is Xuwu Yide at level 59. Hey, it seems that it is still a fat job! Nana this Bo, I'm afraid we can make a lot of money in this wave."

"Can I buy meat buns to eat!"

"Haha!" The old killer rubbed his little granddaughter's head affectionately, "It's more than enough to open a meat bun shop, let alone buy meat buns!"

Hearing this little loli immediately raised her little hand and began to cheer for her meat bun plan.

"Yinglun City, let's go, hurry over now, maybe we can eat meat buns in the afternoon!"

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Just after noon.

British city.

It’s like England City in a refugee concentration camp. Caravans are cleaning up the stoves while cursing England City to play with it, but the people in the big warehouse don’t think so. Other people's Huaiyin, at the moment they are like other caravans, cooking and barbecue in front of the door, opening the door of the warehouse and showing the most sincere smile to every passing passenger.

Little did they know that at this moment, a shadow had appeared in the corner of the warehouse without anyone noticing. He just stood in the corner and looked at them quietly. Benjilas, who was covered by the sackcloth, was sleeping soundly at the moment, and Xiao Xiao was on the table beside him. En is dispensing the anesthetic, not only to control Bandieras but also to protect the other party's body from the anesthetic as much as possible. If it wasn't for the family, Sean would have inserted the test tube into his elder brother's butthole long ago. , It's like mixing rat poison into rice to taste the saltiness without wanting to be poisoned to death.

"Where in the world is there such a good thing!" Xiao En, who was full of resentment, did not agree with the family's use of such outrageous things to make money, but as the second young master of the family, he couldn't help himself in many things.

"Is the medicine finished?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't f*cking rush me, didn't you tell me not to bother me when dispensing the medicine!" Sean responded habitually, but it took him a long time to realize that the voice was a little strange, and turned When he turned his head, he found a steel bar suspended in mid-air hitting his forehead.

The star-studded Sean passed out in an instant, and the space torn apart at the moment he fell to the ground was like a big mouth that swallowed him directly. In less than 2 minutes, a brand new Sean was released again.

Looking at the anesthetic in front of him with his cuffs rolled up, Feng Xian couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth. He walked up to Bangeras and glanced at its current state. The status bar showed that this big guy was fine except that he was a little dizzy from hunger. And there is no abnormal sleep buff, which means that this Benjilas didn't sleep at all, but just pretended to be dead in the cage.

"Okay, don't pretend to be asleep, I know you are awake, I am the trainer of the alliance, and I was entrusted by your master to save you."

Benjilas, who was still lying in the cage and pretended to be dead, turned a deaf ear to Fengxian's words.

Well, who said that these big guys have muscles in their brains, these are very clever and scheming.

"Tsk, I really can't do anything about you." Fengxian slowly put his hand on Bangiras' body, but a system notification sounded in his ears, and Bangiras, who had been staying in the cage well, He opened his eyes in an instant, clenched his fists and was about to explode.

"Be honest with me, it's not now that you want revenge. This is the ration I brought, eat it for a while and prepare to rush out with me!" Stroking Bangiras's little head, the latter nodded seriously , opened his mouth wide, and at this time Fengxian was also blunt. Bags of rations were poured into Bangiras' mouth as if he didn't want money. In order to weaken Bangiras' power to the greatest extent, no matter who Neither the elf hunter nor the guys in charge of the smuggling transportation dared to feed Banjilas. Poor Banjilas hadn’t had enough to eat for almost half a month. This cleverness was so moved that he almost cried.

But his movement attracted the people around him.

"Second Young Master, is the medicine ready?"

"Not yet.. Pure anesthetics are too harmful, so don't dilute it? Otherwise, it will be useless if you end up with infertility. Bring the bucket here, and I'll feed this big guy some water."

"No problem, wrap it on me!" After a while, the young man who ran back with a bucket on his back brought a sprinkler thoughtfully, which made Fengxian and Bangiras very happy.

"Okay, you go out first and pay attention to your vigilance, this big guy won't be able to wake up today, now is the most critical time for me to be vigilant at all times!"

"Okay!" The young man with the big sword rubbed his hands and said that it was not a dream to show his second young master today a promotion and salary increase, but what he didn't know was that his second young master was pouted at the moment Lying naked in reverse world.

For a long time, when Benjilas unconsciously let out a full belch, suddenly there was a fierce fighting sound outside the warehouse, and the curses and roars were endless for a while. Feng Xian frowned in some doubts. But it's not in the scope of their plan.

When Feng Xian took the lead, he saw that the outside of the warehouse was already in a mess, and there were sounds of shouting and killing everywhere. Dozens of elves fought with the group of Benjilas' guards.

"Thief, die! Lengshui monkey uses shadows to catch!" The sky-high waves swept across the entire stall, and a Lengshui monkey who was riding on the waves quickly jumped in front of Fengxian and grabbed Fengxian's heart.

"Ci'ao!" At this moment, no matter how good Fengxian's quality is, he couldn't help but start scolding his mother.

"Roar!" At this moment, Bangiras, who had been playing dead in the cage, stopped pretending and had a showdown.A punch full of anger instantly smashed the prison car under him. A raised rock mountain not only tore apart the prison car, but also directly pierced the entire warehouse, and was pushed into the sky together with a certain water monkey that attacked Fengxian. , and finally smashed into the crowd heavily.

Looking at the Benjilas who was about to run away with a sandstorm in front of them, everyone swallowed silently.

"Are you sure this Benjiras needs us to save?" Retracting the Lengshuiyuan on the ground, Ms. Qin subconsciously shifted her gaze to the man beside him, and the latter also had a shitty expression on his face.

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Chapter 659 Inserting Eyes, Kicking the Crotch, and Sprinkling Lime

Time went back a little to the time when Fengxian and Emperor Yan met.

Just when Fengxian and others were finalizing the plan, the second echelon team that arrived in Yinglun City also started intelligence work quickly. You must know that there are 15 examiners who have advanced to the third round, except for Fengxian, who has a lot of relationship with Zhang Yingyi. Except for the related households, the remaining 11 people joined together to carry out the mission.

The combined combat power of the eleven trainers participating in the expert assessment is also a force that should not be underestimated. There are 66 elves that can participate in the battle alone!

Among them, the one who controls the overall situation is a middle-aged man in his thirties named Davis from the remote southern islands. Since he came to the inland to challenge the alliance the year before last, no matter his age or strength Weiss is far beyond the scope of expert level.

His main pet, Long Longyan, has even reached an astonishing level [-], and the other elves are also hovering around level [-]. There is no doubt that he is the thickest and strongest thigh in this test.

Under his organization and unity, the remaining 11 people are all moving forward in groups. Since there are big bosses leading them to fly, what are they afraid of?The watermelons and benches are ready one by one, waiting for Davis to crash in seconds.

Then. .

Then they saw Banjilas, who was supposed to be rescued by them, aggressively launched a terrible sharp stone attack from the warehouse, which directly wiped out half of the huge warehouse, and also exploded a certain water tank by the way. Monkey dog ​​head.

"Are you sure this Benjilas needs us to save?" Miss Qin subconsciously shifted her gaze to Davis after retracting the Lengshuiyuan who had collapsed on the ground and lost the ability to fight.