Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

Well, after seeing his performance, Fengxian can guess a little bit, and he has met the "Jiangsu Roll" with Ge Jun Ge in charge of his feelings.

It is said that this white old man has no rules at all when he comes up with questions, and he can come up with whatever he thinks of, but he is so awesome. It is said that he has taught two kings, a solid evergreen backbone in the league, so even if there is any opposition to you You can only hold back, reason with Bai Lao, you might as well run away from a different place to take the assessment.

"I'll go to the city and download two more about the regional differences of elves taught by Bai Lao, and read more in case I get confused... right."

"Come on, but since the examiner has confirmed that he is old, he will definitely not take the questions in the syllabus. It's better to get enough energy to deal with the practical exercises. Go to sleep. Let's take Aizen to eat authentic ones tomorrow. Stuffed pie, that place is amazing!"

"I'm looking forward to it." After watching Lance leave, Fengxian opened the tent silently, but Fengxian couldn't help being stunned when facing Xue Xue, who had occupied the center of the tent and was curled up in the quilt, staring at him, good guy He had forgotten that there was still this crop.

When looking at Xue Xue whose face was slightly red, should he choose to be a beast or not as good as a beast?

Chapter 641 Physical attack Celebi

At dawn, Feng Xian, who was used to getting up early, woke up from his tent.

Feng Xian admitted that he really wanted to play poker with Xueshi yesterday, but reason told him that he still wanted to play poker because of the sound insulation effect that Fu Hao's snoring could be heard in his ears in a camp that was more crowded than a pigsty?

I'm afraid that if it wasn't the first round, someone would have to use the Dark Mage to ride the face to output.

In this era when the Internet is gradually developing, Fengxian doesn't want to be on the top of the list because of the Uniqlo incident.

In desperation, Fengxian could only propose a compromise.

"By the way, why did this guy sleep so hard?" Feng Xian lifted off the blanket covering his body, and the sleeping Celebi lay on his back on Feng Xian's chest, and even dripped crystal saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Hey..." Celebi, who seemed to feel a little cold in his sleep, stretched out his little hand as if he wanted to grab the blanket that had been thrown off.

Playful, Feng Xian stretched out his finger and poked Celebi's hairy cheek, and a small part of the cheek was sunken by the fingertip, which deformed the round face to some extent. At first glance, the panda eyes thought they were swollen by someone, which made people laugh.

However, when facing Fengxian's teasing of Xue, who had always slept worse than a pig, she didn't resist much at all, turned over and buried her face in Fengxian's chest.

"This is what you asked for." Feng Xian covered his mouth and snickered, after all, Xueshi seldom transforms back into his original body, but the lazy appearance of Xiao Xiaozi after transformation is cuter.

"The place that should be flat is still the same." Feng Xian took Xue Shi with both hands and brought her body over to rub the other's belly full of remembrance, and then his fingers were caught by Xue Shi and bit him hard. .

The heart-wrenching feeling made Fengxian subconsciously scold her mother.

"Ci'ao! Didn't you fell asleep!"

"I don't know why I wake up so fast when I hear the word Ping now!" She said telepathically, full of resentment, while holding Fengxian's finger snow in her mouth: "You won't feel any pain if you stretch out the pig's hand while the lady is sleeping. Ashamed?"

"...Ma'am?" Looking at Feng Xian's bewildered expression, the veins on Xue Shi's forehead popped out, and his body swelled up as if he was inflated. The bite on the body was even harder.

"Ah! You are a dog counter! Also! As a trainer, I solemnly remind you!"

"Miss Xueshi, there is no future for you to use physical attack! Quickly let go of your mouth! I'm going to be bitten by you, bastard!"

As a baby daddy, a super dad who wears a level 60 artifact suit and boosts it to eleven, Ax King doesn't even change his face.

However, the little deciduous teeth in the face of snow are helpless, and sometimes Fengxian even suspects that this guy is a bonus to all things, after all, it is possible to develop anywhere.

But attacking Celebi, it was something that was unimaginable when I was playing games before.

"I said Ai Ran! What are you doing in the morning? You still want someone to bite you." Hearing the voice of that bastard Fu Hao approaching gradually, Xue Shi still maintained his human appearance and watched the other party about to open the tent. zipper, Fengxian had no choice but to stuff it under the blanket while grabbing the snow.

"If you want to~ I'll take you to a good place! Do you know the black market in Feihong City?? There hehe. It can be said to be a man's... Uh."

The bulging quilt and Fengxian showed a slightly hasty and flustered expression.

When he stretched out his hand to lift the curtain of Fengxian's tent, Fu Hao was completely dumbfounded, his innocent heart seemed to be trampled by tens of thousands of alpacas, you know he was just talking!

Feng Xian gave a dry cough in a decent way, and he didn't explain the so-called filthy people who see everything as filthy.

As long as the embarrassment is not yourself, then the embarrassment is someone else!

"What's the matter? The master and the servant are sleeping on the same bed and there's a conflict?" Lance yawned and crawled out of the tent with his panda eyes on his face, trying to see what's going on, but in the end, Fu Hao shouted. He pulled up Fengxian's door curtain at once.

"Huh?" Lance tilted his head in doubt.

"Well, there's nothing to do but the fire is hot in the morning." Fu Hao stood in the tent's doorway, with as fake a smile as he wanted.

"Get angry? That's what happens when you're under a lot of pressure. I have loquat cream here. I'll ask him if he wants it."

"..." Fu Hao slapped himself on the face, and secretly cursed that the wood didn't wilt the first time he rushed in, and if he tried again, he might be useless.For the sake of Fengxian's happiness for the rest of his life, he still stood in front of Lance.

"Ah, it's okay, I just came here to deliver loquat paste, let's go and eat stuffed pie!"

"Didn't you agree to go eat together?! Not together?"

"Let's go to line up first!!!" Fu Hao grabbed Lance by his collar and dragged him away from the campsite, and when he got there, he took a look at the tent, as if his brother was here to help you.

Fengxian quietly lifted the blanket after the two of them walked away.

"Pervert! You're still flipping it!" When Feng Xian's blanket was snatched back to the half-covered snow in his hands, his face was flushed like a ripe tomato, and he curled up in the quilt like a big green caterpillar It's unbearable.

"Blame me?" Feng Xian pinched the small round face of "Green Caterpillar" and shrugged slightly.

"Put your hands away!" Xue Shi gave Feng Xian a hard look, and at the same time, her mind was a little complicated. She didn't know whether to be happy or angry for a while. Xue Shi, who has always been a little girl, always felt that Feng Xian didn't treat it as a A real woman however. .Today is different, even if it is just an accident, I still want to know Fengxian's true thoughts.

So our snow time misses her. .She A went up.

Although looking back afterwards, Xueshi felt ashamed to chop herself up, but now she can't control that much anymore.

The sudden attack caused Fengxian's head to shut down a little bit. The good guy can no longer complain about the airport when it is snowing. Now when it is snowing, he has proved with practical actions that at least there is still a small mound for others.

The accelerated heartbeat was almost at the same frequency as his own.

Now let's do another multiple choice question.

Are you going to be a beast?Or is it not as good as a beast?

Feng Xian said that this is still a choice?

Picking up the blushing Xue Shi Feng Xian gradually approached her, Xue Shi didn't resist too much but buried her blushing face into Feng Xian's chest, closing it as if she knew what was going to happen next Eyes nervously waiting.

Is this a tacit consent?

Feng Xian's heart suddenly started beating wildly.

"Buzz, buzz." Just when these two shameless guys were about to do something, the big needle bee that had been standing in the shadows quickly flapped its wings and issued a warning beep.

Seeing the appearance of the big needle bee, the two people who were deeply in love quickly cooled down and calmed down instantly. This is a campsite!

"Big Needle Bee Dried is good...I...I'll go out to buy pies first." Covering his hot cheeks, Feng Xian shrank his head and hurriedly escaped from the tent, at the same time, there was a cry of blood and tears from the bottom of his heart roar.

If he had known this would happen earlier, he would have to open a room in Tieshan City no matter how much money he spent, and Fengxian, who was crying silently in his heart, left this sad place quickly.

As for Xueshi, who hadn't recovered from the lingering warmth just now, she covered her face with a blanket in both hands, let out an inexplicable wail, and rolled wildly in the hood, her shame bursting.

The big needle bee leaning on the side lightly tapped the bee needle and seemed to sigh.

"..Feel sorry."

Chapter 642 The Great Security Key is Good for Physical and Mental Health

"The boss has two pies."

"Okay! Wait a minute!"

"Hey." After taking the pie from the boss, but the tempting crispy fragrance did not arouse Fengxian's interest at all, leaning on the iron railing beside him, Fengxian couldn't help but sighed.

"Do you want it spicy? This cake needs to be served with hot sauce to be delicious!" Seeing Fengxian's listless expression, Fu Hao handed over a bottle of hot sauce at the right time.

"Aren't you getting angry? Why are you eating spicy food! It's not getting worse the more you eat!"

Taking the hot sauce from Fu Hao's hand back, Lance blamed in an elder's tone, and by the way, took a cup of soy milk and stuffed it into Feng Xian's hand, leaving Fu Hao speechless.

"Have a drink and look at this. This is the [energy potion] that Iron Mountain City is proud of. It is said that the blacksmiths here drink the soy milk here to cope with high-intensity work."

"Really? Thank you." Eating a piece of onion-flavored pie with a cup of special soy milk for 20 star coins, I don't know if it is really effective. Fengxian really cheered up. Sure enough, the power of breakfast is infinite.

"By the way, is that little follower of yours really you... Do you understand what I mean?" Fu Hao stuffed a piece of meat pie into his mouth. Fu Hao, who can usually eat four or five pieces of meat pie, felt like a cat's paw today. Scratching seems to feel that everything is tasteless.

"She is my fiancee. The little follower I told you before was just joking."

"What the hell? Fiancee?" Lance, who was next to him, almost sprayed soy milk on Fu Hao's face when he heard Feng Xian's words, staring at the two hands holding the cup and the pie in front of him vividly. Rubbing: "Are you sure your future children won't starve to death?!"

"..." The corners of Feng Xian's mouth twitched, he had considered this issue back then, but the problem was that elves were born from eggs and didn't need breastfeeding at all.

"Age! Is your fiancée an adult? I remember that in the land of shadows, 15 years old is considered an adult. Seeing her like that, I'm afraid she's not even 15 years old! In our country, a guy like you will be dragged into a pig cage Yes!"

"You don't have to worry about it. In fact, she is older than me."

"Older than you?"

"...It's just so big." Feng Xian scratched his cheek and didn't know how to describe it.

"This... this... is it sick?" Lance blushed for a while before holding back the words.

"Brother, it's a bit impolite for you to say that." Fu Hao's face was a little stiff, "Not all women in all countries are as bulging as you are."

"To be honest, I couldn't tell it was a woman at first glance. This breast is not as big as the pie in my hand. It is neither convex nor warped. Except for the longer hair, it is the same as a boy of twelve or thirteen years old. Like a child, the key is to dress like a boy, so you can recognize it!" Lance put the two pies in his hand on his chest with a shocked expression.

"This may be the so-called regional form." Fu Hao summed it up brilliantly.

"...You can talk about the regional form if you talk about women, and I'm convinced of you."

"I can find such a stylish woman even when looking for a woman. I am the one who admires you the most. You don't have any special hobbies. In the words that are popular recently... Zhengtai control? Uh, it's not right. It's a man, could it be Lolicon?"

"Fuck off."

"Don't say that! It's a big deal that everyone is a man. After the exam is over, I invite you to go to the black market in Feihong City to be a security guard."

His holy light, are people in this world so knowledgeable?Still have a big insurance key?Is there a double heaven of ice and fire?

"The black market in Feihong City? Hey, you don't know it? It's already news that is shaking the sky, don't you know it?"

Coincidentally, the messenger brother who said it was "Ge Jun" came here today to buy stuffed pies. He lifted the thick-rimmed glasses on his face and looked at Feng Xian: "Where did we meet?" Is it? You look familiar."

"Don't change the subject, what are you talking about? Feihong City?" The trainer's circle was so casual, everyone gathered around when they heard the big news.

"That's right! Yesterday the brave came to Feihong City, do you know?"

"The brave? The brave? Xiao Ruoling or Galantis?" Even Lance, who has always been simple and honest, was attracted by the topic of the brave, and interjected for himself a cup of soy milk.

"Of course it's Xiao Ruo Ling! Let's not talk about Zhao Fengxian, the catastrophe who just makes money. It's good if nothing happens. Galantis has always been secretive. Only we, Xiao Ruo Ling, Xiao Ruo Ling, are the people's people. Look forward to it, the weathervane of the people!"

Feng Xian could tell that this guy was also a die-hard fan of Suicune.

"Yesterday, Xiaoyong directly parachuted into Feihong City and dug out the malignant tumor hidden in Feihong City with the momentum of thunder. It is said that it only took one night to dig up the black market in Feihong City, and burned the contraband until dawn. They haven't burned yet.

"Fuck, is it so exciting? I always thought that the black market and the inner market were all bluffing."

"No, but being stabbed by Xiaoyongzhe really made a lot of trouble. The relationship between the black market merchants is intricate, especially the Gopher Chamber of Commerce. If it didn't come out this time, I really can't believe that they used anesthetics in Doing slave trading, treating trainers as slaves and elves as goods is really not human! Although the black market has been wiped out now, those addicted to narcotics and the stolen elves have become a mess that no one can clean up."