Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Struggling to death is a natural disaster, and not having enough balls is a man-made disaster." This is Fengxian's famous saying when he played games back then, but after coming to this world, Fengxian's demand for poke balls has become less.

Firstly, it may be due to better luck (probably), and secondly, the elf subjugation mechanism in this real world is completely different from that in the game.

To subdue elves in the game, you have to control the blood accurately, and you even have to bring an elf that can hit with the back of a sword, and then you have to prepare in advance for elves that can paralyze sleep, and finally prepare an elf that will not die no matter how much you are hit by the opponent. It is ready.

But in reality, the formal subjugation process is like this - start the battle - fight the opponent and can't fight again - subdue.

There are no bells and whistles, killing the opponent = success in conquering.

Therefore, the poke balls in the game are completely different from the poke balls in reality. Most of the poke balls in the game increase the chance of success, but the poke balls in reality are different, and more focus on practicality.

In reality, even if you have 100 master balls, it’s useless if you miss them. What’s more, the other party won’t just watch you throw the ball on your head.

Even if you can't escape, it's easy to burn or blow up the poke ball with your skills.

Therefore, the Poké Balls in this world are created entirely with actual combat as the core. For example, Poké Balls with tracking effects are very popular among girls. Some targeted Poké Balls, such as those with fire resistance and lightning resistance, belong Specific to capture a certain type of Poké Ball.

As for increasing the chances of subduing. . .When you use a poke ball to blow up a pokemon to a coma, isn't that the same as increasing the success rate to [-]%?

probability?Probability is never needed in real life, why rely on probability when there is a 100% method of capturing elves?Only when you can't catch it, you will choose to try face-to-face directly.When Fengxian planned to sell the poke balls, he also took this point into consideration, so the price was lowered a bit.

Moreover, due to the problem of cost and manufacturing process, the Poke Balls in this world are very expensive except the most common one, and the success rate is not guaranteed. The market price of this kind of Poke Ball that is loaded with tracking and explosion More than a million, as for the various Poké Balls sold by Fengxian that increase the success rate of conquest, they only cost tens of thousands of pieces, and only special types will be sold at a slightly more expensive price.

"Come and take a look, the auction of platinum-level Poké Balls will help you capture divine beasts!"

"Auction auction! The Qi Gathering Chamber of Commerce is reluctant to give up, and will soon auction Master Durant's platinum-level Poké Ball. This is the masterpiece of Master Durant, a treasure that has been polished for 20 years! Only this one! Only this one! Become a brave man The road to success is right in front of you! It’s better to act than to move! It’s better to act than to move!”

Hearing the yelling from the surrounding chambers of commerce one after another, the trainers passing by were like rats stuck in dog skin plaster, unable to move their legs. Some even knew that they didn't have the money, but it didn't hinder their pursuit of the brave. Explore.

"Humans are really creatures that are easily deceived by desires, and even a broken cage can be so gaudy." Cang Xiang looked at the trainers who were driven by the name of the brave while shaking their heads helplessly, as if they were reincarnated like starved ghosts. Put the power cube in the bag into your mouth.

"Are you also qualified to say that?" Xue Shi poked Cang Xiang's big chest in a bit of annoyance, "Besides, can you stop following us! The food is so ugly, you are ashamed as much as I am!"

"That's better than a breastless woman like you walking on the street." Cang Xiang proudly slapped Xueshi's palm away with the two lumps of soft flesh on his chest, completely ignoring the gazes of the people around him.

"I.."

"Okay, okay." Rubbing Xueshi's blown green hair, he hugged Xueshi in his arms like coaxing a child. Seeing that Xueshi was about to develop into a canine family, Feng Xian also showed a little Headache, "I said Miss Cang Xiang, if you are fine, go away, I gave you a lot of rations, enough for you to eat for a while."

"That won't work." Cang Xiang refused straight away, showing a pitiful expression at Feng Xian: "Sister has intermittent amnesia, and she forgets many things as soon as she says she forgets them, as if when I came out this time, I obviously remembered something very important. Things to do, but halfway through, I can’t remember them.”

"Then it's none of my business... As you can see, I'm just an ordinary trainer, I can't help you, and you're pushing me so hard... Actually, it's just to make Celebi Wake up your lost memory?"

"Huh?" Cang Xiang froze for a moment.

"Isn't it?" Feng Xian looked demented.

"So there is such an operation! Sis didn't expect it at all!" Cang Xiang looked like he had opened the door to a new world, and firmly grabbed Feng Xian's shoulder: "If this is the case, Sis will not let you go! "

"Hey, hey! You really treat me like I don't exist! Let alone whether I want to help you, go ask him what to do!" Xue Shi patted Cang Xiang's shoulder, and his anger almost exploded.

"As the old saying goes, the smaller the breasts, the more tempered a woman is. Do you really think that my sister will be so stupid as to beg you?" Cang Xiang put his hands on his hips, and his righteous appearance almost caused Xue Shi to die a second time: "If you say more, I won't be able to help you." It's okay, just eat something. Think slowly, anyway, I'm not in a hurry, so."

Cang Xiang sat down next to Feng Xian with some familiarity, and under Xue Shi's murderous gaze, he slowly closed the distance with Feng Xian, with a touch of charm and strength in his golden eyes, he rolled up Feng Xian's arms. arm first.

"So... Do you want to be my sister's partner? Let's see if you upgrade to a lover and do something adults like to do..."

"It's also possible~"

"..."

Chapter 524 My sister is witty most of the time

At night, the lights of Heimu City were still on. After feeding his elves in the hotel room, Fengxian habitually rubbed Xanadu in his arms for a while.

"Xanadu, have you gained weight recently?"

"Sana?" Xanadu's body froze suddenly, and he put his hands on his waist in a panic, and finally shook his head frantically at Fengxian.

"This kind of behavior is really no different from that of ordinary girls." Feng Xian shrugged with a smile. Shanaido, who has a very high IQ, didn't know that Feng Xian was deliberately teasing her, so he got into Feng Xian with a little anger. In Xian's arms, greedily absorbing Feng Xian's body temperature, his blushing face slowly rested on Feng Xian's shoulder.

"Crack." Before Xanadu could make a more outrageous move, the other elves who were waiting by the bed stretched out their paws to hold Xanadu's skirt.

"Sana!" Xanadu turned his head with a resentful expression on his face, reached out and slapped off a bunch of little claws that were pressing on his little skirt, grinding his teeth in anger.

"Hmph." Juan'er slowly touched the bed, jumped into Fengxian's arms in a few strokes, looked at Xanadu with a provocative smile, as if warning that it was not allowed to sneak away.

"Ka Ka." Absolu glanced at the noisy scene in front of him, grabbed his two little hands and gracefully lay down next to Feng Xian, and looked at Feng Xian with his buttocks in a nonchalant manner.

"Sa...Sana!" If it wasn't for his inability to speak human words, Xanadu would probably have the heart to scold her mother at this moment, so he slapped Absol's buttocks forcibly He turned his head, and then the big mouth baby who was following him directly covered him with a quilt and dragged away the unruly Absolu.

Ibrahimovic, who is from the full OB perspective, is currently hanging on the ceiling, covering his mouth and giggling.

"You guys are really good at making trouble." Feng Xian sighed helplessly, and poked Xanadu with his pouting mouth: "It would be great if you were so energetic during the capital meeting."

"Sana!" Shanaido carelessly slapped a certain rabbit in Fengxian's arms away, and pushed Fengxian down on the bed with all his might, her peach-colored eyes were filled with love that almost exploded, clinging to Fengxian's body Xanadu licked the corner of his lips, and his blushing expression became even more perverted. Before Xanadu made any more outrageous moves, the familiar bee needle slapped Xanadu's head.

The small hand hooked Xanadu's arm, and dragged the unconscious Xanadu all the way to the door. Before closing the door, the scarlet eyes of the big needle bee scanned the elves in the room, and the majesty of the eldest sister's head suddenly stopped Everyone, all of them lay obediently on Fengxian's bedside and settled down a lot.

"This guy really looks more and more like a leader." Feng Xian laughed, obviously he was the trainer of the big needle bee. .But sometimes you will still be frightened by the fierce appearance of the big needle bee.

It's just that sometimes it's not easy to say this kind of thing.

"Eh? Five thousand? You robbed." Just as the family settled down and were about to go to sleep, Cang Xiang's iconic loud voice suddenly came from downstairs in the hotel.

"What's wrong with this guy." Feng Xian opened the window of the balcony, looked down, and saw Cang Xiang holding a bunch of slow-witted beast tails and grilling meat, arguing with the people in the shop.

"Huh? Why don't you grab five thousand? A string of tail meat costs five thousand, and a profiteer is even worse than you."

"No, this lady, it's not a bunch! The conscience of heaven and earth, you have already stood here and ate twenty skewers, why did it become one skewer?"

"Twenty skewers??? Have I been eating here for so long?" Cang Xiang touched his belly, and then said angrily, "Impossible, you must be lying to me. Is it okay to eat twenty skewers?" Do not you know?"

"This girl is probably ill again." Feng Xian somewhat helplessly jumped off the balcony on the second floor.

However, before Feng could make a move first, a well-dressed young man walked out from the crowd: "Okay, don't embarrass this lady, I will pay for her consumption at this stall today."

"Eh?"

This sudden taking advantage really stunned the people around for a moment, but they didn't dare to make a sound when they saw the person coming.

The more prosperous the city, the more annoying moths there will be. These moths are not strong, but the ones who harm people are all first-class. In addition, the relationship behind them is intricate and most of them can't be offended. Mucheng is also close to the imperial capital, so there are extraordinarily many lawless dandies here, and they even set up a guild called the Gentleman's Association.

Those who can join are all the noble sons of the upper class families in the imperial capital. Although they are born in the upper class and claim to be gentlemen, they do all the despicable things behind their backs, and ordinary common people dare not speak out.

And the pale-skinned young man in front of him is a well-known dandy in Blackwood City, named Li Hao.But his father, Li Zheng, is the soul of Blackwood City. He is not only the dean of Blackwood College, but also a respectable old man. He has devoted most of his life to teaching and educating people in the new era. The development is on.

But because of this, Li Hao, who was neglectful of discipline, took advantage of his father's remaining prestige to dominate in this Black Wood City, and even became a member of the Gentleman's Club. Under the instigation of his friends in the club, his behavior became more and more perverted stand up.

"Hey, isn't this Young Master Li! What kind of wind has brought you here, it's a blessing for you to visit this small shop, so I can ask you for money." The owner of the shop is naturally not a fool. It is obviously not worthwhile to offend the other party for such a few strings of tail meat. If you want to make a living here, flattery is a necessary skill.

It's just a pity for this girl. .

The individual travelers around sighed in Xinzhong, and quickly left the place of right and wrong.

"Heh, this flatterer, it's a shame if you don't come to be my young master's pony. That's fine... just as much as you want. Does my dignified Young Master Li still need a few strings of money from you?" Li Haoyi With a lavish attitude, he walked up to Cang Xiang with big strides and gave a rather coquettish aristocratic salute, and even leisurely took out a golden comb and straightened the hair on his head. bangs.

"I don't know the lady's name?"

"Me? My sister's name is Cang Xiang! You're a good young man. Recently, I seldom see someone who treats my sister to dinner. You are a good man. It can be seen that you have a good vision." He slapped Li Hao on the shoulder, and it was this slap that almost knocked the frail Li Hao half-kneeling on the ground.

"Tsk... How can a young man be so soft at such a young age..." Cang Xiang showed disdain, and knocked twice on the wooden table outside: "It's okay for young people nowadays to be bored at night. Would you like me to help you?" Bundle?"

"Don't have the energy to help at night?" The boss's hands slightly trembled, the girl is not a vegetarian.

"Cough cough, who said that this young master is boring at night? This young master cough cough... Ben was just out of shape just now!" It is a matter of a man's dignity, Li Hao naturally wanted to be tough, but what he didn't expect was the appearance. The innocent girl is so tough and open.

Tsk tsk, the man is affectionate, the concubine is interested, everyone is an adult, so what else is there to say?

"It's just that this woman is so tough. If you don't add some gas, the car might overturn at night." Thinking of this, Li Hao coughed dryly, and gave the boss a wink: "It just so happens that I'm a little hungry, and the boss will bring me twenty strings of kidneys." .”

"Okay! No problem!" The boss who helped grill the skewers showed a smile that men can understand, and urged the small workers in the shop to get busy.

"Miss Cang Xiang, why don't you eat some too? Anyway, today's consumption is all on me."

"Really?" A look of surprise appeared on Cang Xiang's face.

"Of course!" Li Hao pretended to straighten his back, showing a characteristic smirk: "Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll be too tired to take it tonight."

With these twenty strings of kidneys as a foundation, Li Hao has the capital to fight a war and even speaks a lot harder.

"Don't worry, my sister's body is not that weak. When I was hanging around outside, I was known as the killer of thousands of people. For the sake of your dinner, I will teach you a few tricks to ensure that it will be of great benefit!" He blinked at Li Hao rather mysteriously, with an expression that your kid has made a lot of money.

Hearing Cang Xiang say that, not only Li Hao, but even the boss who was grilling skewers were stunned.

God TM kills thousands of people, and his feelings are still a ruthless character who lives by the sea.

"Boss, give me more Slowpoke tails, the more the better, and BBQ sauce!"

"Give it to her. How much money I can eat is all mine." At this point, Li Hao would refuse to pat his chest, so he decided to pay the bill, but he didn't know that this was the beginning of a nightmare. .

The long night is long, only the smoke and fire surrounds both sides of the street.

When Li Hao ate his kidneys until he lost his eyesight, the huge barbecue shop was still brightly lit, and there were pots of burnt charcoal one after another. Three grill masters and six charcoal stoves were working non-stop Beast's tail?It had already been eaten by her two hours ago, and only the remaining beef skewers could barely maintain the current state.

But this still can't satisfy the appetite of the girl in front of him. As the owner of the barbecue restaurant, he has been operating in this Blackwood City for at least 30 years. This is the first time he has seen such an edible guy. Together, there can be a person as tall as one.

But this is far from her limit. A half-meter-long steel skewer is a large bunch, and ten skewers of signed meat are only ten mouthfuls to her, but the meat that falls into the other party's stomach can't be seen at all. Ripples, not even a little ups and downs, the waist is still so slender.

Simply incredible.

At this rate, it is only a matter of time before Li Hao goes bankrupt.

Of course, Li Hao wouldn't just watch Cang Xiang ruin him. Just when Cang Xiang was about to eat some vegetables to relieve his tiredness, Li Hao couldn't help it. If it is destroyed, Li Hao might go crazy.

"Miss Cang Xiang, it's late at night... Shouldn't we start too?"

"Huh?" Cang Xiang raised his head silently, put the signature in his hand aside, looked at Li Hao's face full of doubts: "That... who are you?"

"???"

"Miss Cang Xiang's joke is not funny at all!"

"Are you kidding me? Does your sister look like a joker?" Cang Xiang tapped his chin lightly with his finger: "Well...but if you can call out my sister's name, I guess you know her. I'm sorry, my sister has amnesia... I don't have the slightest impression of you."

"Ken... amnesia?"

"But sister can teach you a few tricks as compensation!"

"..." Li Hao's darkened face suddenly turned cloudy, tsk tsk, as expected of old Si Ji, even if people forget their skills, they can't forget, "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up!"

"Go? Why go? It's the same here."

"Boom." The plate held in the hands of the owner of the barbecue restaurant shattered with a clang, and several guys who watched the excitement all poured their drinks into the faces of the seat hosts.

"What the hell? Here!?" Li Hao thought that he was already a time management master who was at the forefront of the times. He didn't expect, did he think that girls are already open to this level?