Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"It's really ironic. The land of dreams turned into hell instead." Feng Xian took out some of the curry and rice that he had stored with him and gave it to the old woman, who accepted it with a smirk.

"But if I leave now, does it count as stepping into the abyss and shrinking back? As long as I don't fall asleep, there will be no problem."

"It's too late." The old woman gnawed on the white rice given by Feng Xian, and said with some slurred words: "As I said, those who step in will not regret taking the medicine. The miasma around here contains traces of hypnotic ingredients." , You have already sucked in a little bit of it when you are not aware of it. If this kind of miasma is normal, it will magnify the reality of the dream world, making you unable to extricate yourself when you are there, and everyone who steps here will be shocked. Curse, even if you leave here now, you will still have a dream, just once..."

"It only takes one time, and you'll be like these people."

"Even if you are an emperor, even a champion, as long as you are dissatisfied with reality, here..."

"They will all become slaves to their dreams."

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"This is your house. Here is the key. If there is no accident, other tenants will not disturb you." The old woman took out a key from her cuff and put it on the dusty wooden table.

"Wait, you haven't told me where the old man went yet."

The old woman giggled and pointed to the top of her head, "He lives upstairs, but it's not a good thing to disturb other people's sleep here."

After speaking, the old woman took her group of dark crows and left.

After climbing up the stairs leading to the second floor, Feng first found Ji Wuming lying on the bed in the corner of the room.

"This guy...should I say he has a big heart, or is he fearless." Gensokyo's dreams are the same as "anesthetics", even hundreds of times better than the best anesthetics on the market. It is real It is also a fantasy of life.

"Hey! Wake up! Hey!" Feng Xian patted Ji Wuming's old face while the latter was still sleeping soundly, showing no signs of waking up.

"It seems that what the old woman said is correct, it is indeed impossible to wake her up with ordinary methods."

"What should I do then? Use your dispel magic?"

"Don't worry, I have better ones." Feng Xian slowly pulled out a piccolo from the ring, and then held it up high: "Dengdengdengdeng~flute of elves!"

"Can you stop being stupid?"

"...Forget it, I don't expect you to get a laugh." Fengxian rolled his eyes helplessly, "This is the effect of the flute of the elf that can relieve all sleep."

After all, Feng Xian began to play, the flute is not unfamiliar to Feng Xian, if Feng Xian wants to play it.It was not a problem to play the last piece of Golden Wind, but before Fengxian finished playing, the fairy flute started to play a role, and Ji Wuming woke up from the bed.

Looking at Fengxian and Xue who suddenly appeared beside him, he rubbed the corners of his eyes, obviously he just woke up, but his face showed a lot of fatigue.

Without waiting for Fengxian to speak, he just reached out and took out a pocket watch under the pillow, and glanced at the time on it, finally a little wave appeared on his unchanging face.

"It's really a dream that sends chills down your spine. Gensokyo, who was drunk and died in the dream, really deserves its reputation. Even I can hardly tell whether this is a dream or reality." Ji Wuming pulled out a handful. In front of the two of them, the knife stabbed into his thigh. The sharp pain and the gushing blood left Fengxian and the others dumbfounded.

"Hey!"

"It's okay, don't you know how to treat a doctor? This kind of small wound can prove that it is very cost-effective for me to return to the real world." Ji Wuming wiped the sweat from his forehead, "I'm afraid this place is worse than you and I imagined. Danger."

"What did you see in your dream?"

"Everything." When Ji Wuming uttered those two short words, they were so heavy.

"everything?"

"It's literally everything. Everything can come true in the dream, but this is not the most terrifying." Ji Wuming looked at the pocket watch in his hand, and said with some fear: "The most terrifying part of the dream here is the same as the dream. Its authenticity, it will not let you give you everything you want at once, but slowly give you through your own efforts."

"Do you know how long I stayed in the dream?" Ji Wuming took a deep breath, and raised a finger at Fengxian: "One year, I only slept for one day, before you called me Before I woke up, I had been in the dream world for more than a year."

"what?"

"That's right, it's unbelievable even if I think about it so far. I can even recall every detail of this year in this dream. The unparalleled authenticity and time error can also explain why Gensokyo is so terrible. It's addictive, and it's definitely a heavenly experience for the average person."

"Then, Uncle Ji."

"Don't panic, this kind of [mental anesthetic] may be very effective for ordinary people, but it is actually the same thing for the strong of the extraordinary level. First of all, the concept of time is different. For ordinary people, a year is very long A year of indulging in pleasure is easy to lose one's mind, but for high-level professionals, a year is just a blink of an eye, and... what I have in reality is not much less than in my dream, It may be because you woke me up earlier, the attraction of the dream world has not had time to be stronger than reality."

"But if you continue to sink, it's hard to say. The dream world will expand a person's desire infinitely, and it will not stop until your ambition and desire are satisfied."

"An unlimited desire?"

"In addition to this, there is mental exhaustion. I have already slept for a day, but it seems that I have been tired for dozens of days. The mental exhaustion is constantly urging me to continue to sleep. It is simply a vicious circle." Ji Wu Ming shrugged and raised the corners of his mouth: "If all of this is planned, then this elf is really scary."

"That's not the case. Dream God has been giving people hope from beginning to end, a beautiful elf."

"Hope and beauty? What I see in the dream world is not hope but naked desire." Ji Wuming scratched his head and yawned: "Maybe its existence itself is good, but there is no restraint." Hope is the worst poison in the world."

"Restraint... The old lady at the door said that Gensokyo wasn't like this from the beginning, it became like this half a year after Gensokyo was established."

"I did research on this, and even part of the procedures were handled by the Ji family. After the establishment of Gensokyo, it quickly became an important tourist attraction in the Kingdom of Shadows under the name of Dreams Come True. , is almost full every day, and even has to limit the flow of entry, and the profit-free revenue has accelerated the prosperity of the city, but during the construction process, there are gradually varying numbers of dream addicts."

"These people's addiction symptoms are that they are extremely dependent on dreams, and even give up reality. At first, no one cared about it. In addition, the wealth-raising ability of Dream Township also made the upper echelons of the Kingdom of Shadows selectively ignore these hidden dangers until The number of addicts began to explode exponentially, and finally reached the point where it couldn't be controlled, and the country of shadows sealed the half-built Gensokyo like a child who did something wrong but didn't dare to admit it."

"At the beginning, many people wanted to unravel the mystery of Gensokyo, but unfortunately they all fell into dreams in the end. If you hadn't told me that all this was caused by an elf, I wouldn't have believed it."

"Reality is always more outrageous than fantasy." Feng Xian shrugged, "If it's what you said, I'm afraid the problem lies with the builder of the city."

"According to the information I got, Dream God herself can dream. After she falls into a dream, the ability she carries will spread to the surrounding area unconsciously. It may be good at first, but as more and more people join Much, the Sleeping Dream God unconsciously expanded the output of this power in order to cater to the other party."

"Well, your deduction is correct, but I didn't come here to listen to your whitewashing of some Dream God. If you can't find it, most of the claims are false."

"So this is not asking Uncle Ji to help you, have you brought what I want?"

"Of course." Ji Wuming grinned unscrupulously: "In order to rush to work on these things, I squeezed out all the alchemists in the Ji family."

"How much did you do..."

"Not many, only a hundred or so."

"A hundred or so were squeezed dry?"

"...a hundred or so space rings."

"..."

Listen, is it human speaking? Maybe this is the unscrupulous boss of the Ji family. When Feng Xian moved the stereos and amplifiers out, Xue Shi's entire face was black.

That's right, Fengxian's method is extremely rough, in short, it's a waste of money!

Hundreds of speakers and loudspeakers fill the streets and alleys!Although I don't know which Horned Gada Sleeping Dreamer sleeps in.

But four doesn't matter. . .

Since you can't find it, shake the whole city aside!

This is Fengxian's "krypton gold" spirit!

Hundreds of power cables were connected to Fengxian's microphone. Fengxian stood on the roof and coughed twice, and suddenly the whole city began to echo Fengxian's voice.

After signaling to Ji Wuming and Xueshi that they were ready, the ears of the three people were automatically covered with a layer of sound-proof film. Before taking out the elf flute to play, Feng Xian took a deep breath into the microphone and used Roaring in a voice almost roaring.

"Sleep and get paralyzed!!"

Chapter 496

"boom!"

Accompanied by Fengxian's roar, the whole of Gensokyo exploded for a while, and the raging sound waves spread throughout the city. Countless people sleepwalking on the street were attacked by this powerful sound wave, and suddenly they were shocked .

But this is just the beginning. Accompanied by Feng Xian's playing, a passionate wolf disco is like the first thunderbolt hitting Tianling Gai, directly waking up the dream slaves in the whole city.

It was too late to yell, the sound of the blasting flute formed a strong sound wave that resonated fiercely in the whole city, the violent music almost wanted to explode people's heads, but Fengxian didn't care , still immersed in his own beat and even blowing higher and higher.

After playing the song, Feng Xian turned off the microphone and the sound insulation membrane on the ears, and what he heard was not the aftertaste of the flute but the miserable howls everywhere.

"How about it?"

"The sound of the flute has worked, and the sleep effect of the dream slaves in the whole city has been unlocked... But, the key Dream God has not appeared." Although Xue Shi usually looks very unreliable, but at this time It is also assisting Fengxian with all his strength. The legendary elves can perceive each other's existence at a certain distance.

Under the attack of Fengxian's floor-washing sound waves, even people who have fallen asleep should be resurrected at this moment.

But Dream God did not appear.

"How is this possible!" Feng Xian frowned, with an expression of disbelief, all the dream slaves in the city woke up, which proved that the fairy flute was indeed effective, but Dream God did not appear.

"Did you escape?"

"No, the curse of Gensokyo has not been unraveled." Ji Wuming dragged a guy who had been hypnotized again, and slapped him twice in front of Feng Xian's face, but the guy still showed no sign of awakening : "If the Dream God you're talking about is really a kind elf, then it is bound to unlock its own abilities after waking up."

"But... the curse has not been undone." Ji Wuming stroked his chin, also looking puzzled.

"Fuck you! It's almost there!"

"It's that bloody bastard! My ears! My ears! Ahhh!"

"Go to hell!" The dream slaves who were awakened all fell into madness. Before they could come out of their fantasy, they all thought that they were omnipotent superheroes flying to the sky and hiding from the ground. They raised their kitchen knives Just rushed over.

"It's really troublesome, let's retreat first!" Feng Xian opened the teleportation on the spot, and the moment the group of dream slaves surrounded him, he directly teleported the three of them back to the room at the beginning.

"Unfortunately, your plan may be aborted." Ji Wuming returned to the room, lit the match in his hand, and lit the pipe, "Or, it is only a probabilistic hypothesis that the Dream God lives in Gensokyo. That's all, maybe it's caused by other reasons, such as toxins, etc.?"

"No, I'm sure it can't be something like poison illusion. I was once blessed by Celebi, the patron saint of the forest. Under its protection, I will react when I encounter an abnormal state, but now I don't trigger."

"You have a lot of things for self-defense, kid, group teleportation, abnormal resistance, and dodging when you are attacked. Are you suffering from paranoia?" Ji Wuming took a puff of cigarette, with a helpless expression, Xueshi also expressed the same opinion.

In terms of escape ability alone, few people in this world can match Feng Xian.

"So what are you going to do now? Generally, humans will be quite tired if they don't sleep for three days. High-level professionals may be able to last five days. Even if I don't use medicine for a week, it is the limit, and I My spirit has been greatly exhausted before this, but now I am exhausted to death."

"Three days, maybe shorter... If I can't think of a way to find the Dream God within these three days, I can only take you out of here."

"Ah... I know." The failure of the plan forced Fengxian to start the plan again, but what Fengxian couldn't figure out was why the fairy flute would lose its effect on Dream God.

"Did she stay underground? Bury herself?"

"Is it an underground mine?" Feng Xian shook his head calmly, "That's impossible, because I have already foreseen this possibility in advance."

"The predecessor of Gensokyo was Tumu Town, a city that relied on wood and stone processing for a living, but according to my understanding of Minglei Mountain, most of the ores produced here are Minglei Stone, a magnet that is easy to transmit electric energy, and The speed of sound travels between ores is faster than in the air, unless there is no sound at all, the power of the elf flute will definitely wake it up."

"Can't hear a sound?" Xue Shi's face froze slightly: "It doesn't mean that this Dream God wears the same sound-proof earmuffs as us when he sleeps?"

"Sound-proof earmuffs?" Feng Xian rubbed his chin, thought deeply, "Maybe it's really possible."

"This joke is not funny at all."

"Think about it, if you were Dream God, what would you do if you planned to sleep beautifully for a hundred years?"

"Me?" Xue Shi pointed at himself, and replied almost without hesitation: "Of course, we need to find a comfortable environment in advance, make sure that no one will come to the place for nearly a hundred years, and stay alone, eh? Wait.."

"You also noticed something was wrong, didn't you?" Feng Xian raised the corners of his mouth. For these legendary elves, it is normal for them to sleep for hundreds of years. Even humans have to sleep before falling asleep. After laying the bedding, the elves are the same, especially for the dream god who pays attention to dreaming.

You must know that her dreams will turn into reality, so she should be more cautious than other elves.

But Tumu Town does not have this feature. First of all, it is too close to humans. Sleeping in a house like a human is too risky, and it is even more impossible in a mine. What a difference, as for the underground.