Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"This is an inevitable process to become a generation of alchemy masters. Talent and hard work are indispensable, but more important than that is human belief. Only by continuous research can you develop alchemy to the extreme and understand new things..."

"Damn it, these two bastards are not going to let me go!" Ignoring the conversations of the alchemy apprentices around, Mizutani showed a solemn expression, and kept saying things like the first anniversary, interviews, etc. .

The half-insane and half-stupid attitude in this alchemy circle is the expression of entering the [state of selflessness]. The image of a scholar who forgets to sleep and eat, and studies hard has made countless apprentices respect him, even the slap marks on his face. It became a little sacred.

However, even if they were killed, they would not have thought that today is actually the anniversary of [Backstreet Girl], the Thanksgiving Festival, and the school bully in their eyes is racking his brains to figure out all the details of the anniversary.

Except for the mysterious shadow singer, all the idols at the anniversary will appear on the stage, and then a lucky audience will be randomly selected to have a face-to-face meeting with the idols. Think about it, a small and private space, and then be Surrounded by crowds of idols.

"Heaven!" Mizutani's face flushed with excitement, but there was only one person who could enjoy this treatment. For this anniversary, the friends in the fan circle around him worked hard one by one, Mizutani Naturally, it was no exception. The plan alone was written three pages a day in advance.

But what he never expected was that his dead old man had the same plan as him!

Not to mention queuing up three hours in advance to occupy a seat, in line with the principle of one less competitor, this guy actually locked him in the room with an alchemy circle.

If he hadn't been a bit accomplished in alchemy, he would have blown up the house that trapped him, and maybe the old man would have succeeded.

"Master Mizutani, why have you lost so much weight since we haven't seen each other for a few days?" Just as Mizutani was complaining, the skinny man in rather flirtatious clothes jumped into the hall of the guild with a slightly slender posture.

"Isn't it because of...ahem, isn't it because of my father!" Mizutani coughed dryly, with a serious expression, coupled with the awe-inspiring eyes of colleagues around him, there was no sense of disobedience throughout the whole process.

"You...uh..."

"Master Mizutani is really a noble person who forgets things too much. My name is Shimada Ryo. Master Mizutani can call me Ryoko. As for the fat man, just call him Fatty. As we all know, fat people are not worthy of having a name! !" The rushing electric arc made a series of crackling sounds from Tian Liang's body, and in a blink of an eye, he made a cool explosive head.

"Fatty man, did you do it on purpose!"

"This hairstyle is more suitable for your image." The fat man shook off the residual electric arc on his palm, and his face still had the calm expression.

"It's getting late, we should go too..."

"That's right, the mission time this time is very tight, so don't waste it here, let's go." Mizutani, who was eager to participate in the anniversary celebration, didn't even have the heart to watch Ryoko play tricks here, so he simply packed up his luggage, and three Individuals leave the guild as if they were out of missions normally.

"Hey, have you heard..." As soon as the group of three stepped out of the door, an alchemy apprentice in white clothes hurried back, with a mysterious expression on his face.

"What did you hear?"

"Lan Lanzi from Hongyan Tower knows, right?"

"I know, isn't it the top card of Hongyanlou! What's wrong? Is there a godfather or an illegitimate child?" It is said that there is no distinction between men and women, and the men and women who are eager to gossip subconsciously get together.

"Go, go, where are you thinking, let me tell you that someone is going to step on Lan Lanzi's head and take the position."

"Stand on her head to take the position? No way! Lan Lanzi is the signature of Hongyanlou..."

"That's not it, listen to me and tell you in detail..." The alchemy apprentices sitting in a row waiting for melons to eat did not notice that the protagonist in the story just walked by them at this moment, and disappeared in the blink of an eye with the breeze. up the street.

Fengxian, who inspired the star relic, is like a lonely soul wandering in this world at this moment, perfectly integrated with the surrounding environment, and even the sound is erased.

Feng Xian, who was following the three of them, was surprised to find that the place the three of them went was no longer the box in Sato's memory, but a magnificent mansion. A mansion, that is not only something that can be done with money.

"Master Mizutani..."

"Well, let's skip the polite words and hurry up." Mizutani handed the ticket in his hand to the housekeeper at the door, and the latter nodded with a smile.

"Master Tanaka may not be able to come back until night, so I'll arrange for everyone to go to the house to rest first."

"Well... remember to be quiet."

"Yes." The housekeeper at the door bowed slightly, and led a group of "four people" into the house.

This house looks nothing on the surface, and the busy servants seem to be making some kind of preparations for the banquet, but if you go deep into the house, you will find it weird. It stands to reason that there are so many servants preparing, this time The scale of the banquet should not be small, but Fengxian didn't even see a single guest except for the dining car pushed forward.

"Sure enough, the main venue of the banquet is not here." Following Mizutani and his party into the guest room, looking at the three familiar Kathy Fengxian in front of him, he showed such an expression. The butler had time to catch his breath, and a strange gap in space opened directly on the butler's face. Before the butler could react, Feng Xian kicked him in.

A few minutes later, the "butler" who was kicked into the reversed world completely lost the embarrassment just now, walked out of the crack openly, straightened his cuffs and collar, and put a professional smile on his face , walked out of the room calmly.

Chapter 457 The 45 Degrees That Will Not Let Tears Fall

Fengxian who walked out of the room seemed to be a different person, confident and professional. As a top cosplayer, Fengxian's former cosplayer, Sebastian, was able to kill the audience. In addition to his excellent quality, Feng Xian once practiced in a certain royal family for a period of time, a housekeeper, a deacon, his temperament and appearance will directly determine the master's reputation, followed by personal and professional skills, Fengxian who pursues perfection will even more Conscientiousness and responsibility are vividly reflected, after all, this is Sebastian in Fengxian's mind.

And he did, if the subsequent earthquake hadn't directly wiped out the family with royal blood, maybe there would be no such thing as Fengxian singing in the bar.

Facing the long line of dining cars in front of him, Feng Xian stretched out his palm to signal them to stop.

"Butler Jin, what are your orders?" The servant pushing the dining car wiped the hot sweat off his head with a towel on his shoulder, with a respectful expression.

"It's just a random check. You don't need to say more about this banquet. You should understand how important it is. If there is a mistake in any link, you and I can't afford it."

"Yes, you are right!"

"What's stewing in this pot?"

"This is not a stew, look..." The manservant pushing the dining car lifted the lid of the car, and the unique cooling effect of mint turned into white smoke, and after a moment of stimulation, the exposed It is a smoothie that is as crystal clear as snow.

"This is the dessert carefully prepared by Chef Mu for those girls. It's getting hotter and hotter today, and those girls are singing and dancing on stage. Eat some of this to cool down." Pushing the dining car The servant showed a smile and said honestly.

"Cool down? Nonsense! Who told you to give those girls these smoothies!"

"Ah?" The manservant pushing the dining car looked at Fengxian's suddenly serious face and clamped his legs in fright, with a flustered expression, "Yes...it's Chef Mu, this smoothie is specially made according to the taste of the eldest lady Customized, small ones have been tasted in private, no... no problem!"

"Miss?" Feng Xian tapped the lid lightly with his index finger, and sighed subconsciously: "Of course you can eat these smoothies, the key is not to let those girls eat this thing, pass my order Go on, these smoothies are only allowed to be tasted by those guests."

"Eh... But Chef Mu has delivered the meal himself."

"You idiot." Fengxian's face showed a bit of anger, and he cursed: "Just for a few compliments? What are you looking at, why don't you help me find that bastard! If something happens to the eldest lady, one will count as one and all will be finished today!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" The servants who served the dishes were all panicked by Feng Xian's shock. If something really happened on this anniversary, with the boss's character, I'm afraid they would all die.

After hearing Feng Xian's words, those servants who served food didn't even want food, and rushed into the hall directly. If it weren't for these people leading the way, Feng Xian really didn't know that there was actually a Casey in the huge hall. In the breeding house, a breeder in a white robe watched the rioting servants almost fall off the chair, and the smoothie in his hand even covered his crotch.

"What's going on, what's going on? You want to rebel!"

"Chef Mu got into trouble!" The servant was also confused, but for the sake of his own life, the servant picked up a Casey and started the teleportation without explaining too much.

In the blink of an eye, the number of Casey in the hall was reduced by half.

"Butler Jin, what's going on? Could it be that Mu Chu...Mu Chu has rebelled?" Rebellion, this taboo word, if he hadn't seen Fengxian's mobilizing appearance, he would not have dared to mention it.

Working under the boss's hand, if you dare to betray, your fate will be more terrifying than death.

"I don't know whether to rebel or not, but there is something wrong with the smoothie he gave to the eldest lady." Fengxian stepped into the inner hall, picked up the smoothie on the ground with a serious face: "It is best not to eat after strenuous exercise. Cold things, especially in this sweltering summer, are good for cooling the body, but they are a huge burden on the throat, which can easily cause acute laryngitis, vocal cord polyps, vocal nodules, and worst The result is paralysis of the vocal cords, and this guy is smart enough to add mint leaves that have a cooling effect, but he doesn’t know that the irritation to the throat cords is even more serious.”

"If all the girls jumping on the field are hoarse-voiced girls, I don't think that adult needs to do anything. Those bloody fans can tear us to pieces, believe it or not!" The smoothie fell in front of him, making his heart thump with fright.

Damn, what's going on with Butler Jin today, it feels so oppressive, but it's really a big deal.

Although it is not as serious as a betrayal, will the boss listen to such an excuse for doing bad things with good intentions?The damn thing has to die, maybe they will be implicated, and it is still today. .

If this goes wrong, the consequences are unimaginable!

The face of the breeder who was in charge of Casey turned pale in an instant, "Well, I'll report to the boss first! You go to the eldest lady first, she should still be taking a bath at this point, don't save me face when you see that bastard Mu Fang , beat me to death."

The other party handed Fengxian a vermilion elf ball with a solemn expression: "This is the key to Missy's room, remember, please, please, don't run into Missy's room just out of curiosity. !"

"Of course I understand that!" Feng Xian threw the elf ball in his hand, and a Yongjila suddenly appeared in front of Feng Xian, and waved his hand pretentiously.

"Let's go!" Yongjila at the side spread out the two spoons in his hand without any hesitation, and disappeared on the spot with Feng Xian in a blink of an eye.

——————— A small southern island not far from the Kingdom of Shadows.

Those sweet-looking, pure and pleasant singers are extremely "slutty" at the moment.

Squatting on the eaves of the door lined up, holding a bottle of Erguotou in the left hand, and a cigarette in the right hand, the appearance of the society, even not caring about the bottom of the skirt at all, with a decadent face.

In the sweltering summer, people's emotions gradually became irritable. The cute blonde girl in the lead crushed the cigarette butt in her hand and erupted in silence.

"Fuck TMD, how long will this damn day last!"

"Ton, ton, ton, ton." The girl in a flower skirt who fell to the side cosplaying a street boy did not answer, but poured a bottle of white wine into it.

Chiba and Uniyi aside from the mysterious shadow singer, the unshakable double C in the backstreet team, the dream goddess of countless fans, at the moment, they are passive like the uncle who collects rags on the street.

"This is life..." Lamenting the difficulty of life, a certain loli at the bottom of the ranking raised her sprouting side face, looked up at the sky at the most vicissitudes of 45 degrees, and tried her best not to let tears fall : "Big Brother, Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, if you're not bad, at most you'll be eaten tofu by a few disgusting salty uncles, but what about me? What about me?"

"Damn...you don't know, those perverts, look at my eyes... just... just perverts, you know!"

"Especially the president of the alchemy guild, he made a shameless thing! He hinted at me several times! Damn, my current character is a 13-year-old little loli, and the hole is so small, but you know what that old bastard said ?"

"He said it's okay, anyway, his stick is small."

"I'm really... Ton, ton, ton, ton." The little loli didn't say any more, picked up a wine bottle bigger than her head, and poured alcohol crazily, countless vicissitudes and pains were turned into blood. Intestinal wine.

Looking at the sea on the line of the sky and the sea, and the fading western ocean, the group of youthful idols on the stage are all squatting in a row at the moment, the vicissitudes of life are like sycamore trees defeated in autumn.

"Get up, someone is here again! Clean up all the beer and cigarette butts!" The tall manager in business attire poked his head out from the gate of the backyard, urging with an inexplicable resentment.

"Ma Dan, why are you still here! Isn't the show starting soon?"

"That is to say, if I don't give me some psychological training, how can I face those perverts?"

"Stop complaining, if someone hears this... be careful, you won't even have the chance to squat to go to the toilet in the future!" The manager scolded coldly and closed the door of the backyard, leaving only a All the idols hugged their heads and cried at the beach.

Chapter 458 Moon Elf

"This place is quite secretive. I'm afraid it's no longer within the scope of the Kingdom of Shadows. If you practice teleportation well, you can do whatever you want." For an elf that moves instantly, such a long-distance teleportation is enough to make it tired.

The island where Fengxian is now is not big, it can even be said to be a bit small, except for the supporting gardens and beaches and other facilities, there is only one girly bungalow.

Moyo's three-story building is based on pink, and various cartoon-style elves are holding hands, showing a happy appearance.

"Stop comers!"

However, before Feng could approach the bungalow in front of him, a woman in business attire raised her black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose and slowly walked out of the house.

"A new face that I haven't seen before. Judging by your clothes, you should be the butler of the mansion?"

"Yes." Fengxian put his right hand on the atrium, leaned forward 30°, and a professional breath came over his face, "I am the steward of Yumingcheng, and I came here this time to redeem my mistake."

"Yu Mingcheng? Fault?"

"Yes... I brought Chef Mu back, and I also brought the smoothie with him."

"Ice smoothie? Is there a problem with smoothie?" The manager in business attire looked astonished and dignified at the same time, because just now she was hiding in the room and secretly eating.

"There is nothing wrong with the smoothie itself. It is a good product for cooling down and relieving the heat. However, if you eat it, it is inevitable that there may be mistakes. Consuming smoothie after strenuous exercise will be a huge burden on the voice, and it is easy to cause inflammation. hoarse voice."

"Oh? Are you here just for this kind of thing?"

"Yes, in order to make the performance run smoothly, any omission is an unforgivable sin." Feng Xian said.

"Interesting, there were bastards who found various reasons to get close to the eldest lady before, but this is the first one like you, don't worry, you don't need to worry about such a small matter, but your loyalty is commendable, I will let people You are rewarded."

"The responsibility lies."