Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"Would you like water?" Ying Xiang, who brought out two water bottles from the kitchen, appeared in the middle of the hall, shaking two balls of meat pigeons seemed to be the best encouragement, not to mention the barbells in the hands of the group of bald heads were about to dance The afterimage is here.

"Huh? Where is Xueshiren? I remember someone asked her to buy radishes." Walking slowly to the living room, Feng Xian looked at the row of hot copper pots on the table, sniffing the smell of sauce in the air and subconsciously rubbed them together. rubbed hands.

"She was still here just now... uh." Looking around, the corners of Tao Wu's mouth twitched inexplicably, only to see Xue Shi curled up in a dark corner by herself, hugging her knees with a dejected expression expression.

"...It's okay, woman! There are always a few days every month when I'm in a bad mood and have a bad temper... You know it." Feng Xian patted Tao Wu's shoulder, with a familiar expression.

"..."

"Although I already guessed it, it's thanks to you that you invited him here." Feng Xian sat cross-legged opposite Ah Kuan, looking at the steaming copper pot in front of him with a slight smile on his face.

"Some things just need to be explained clearly, past misunderstandings and grievances should not become stumbling blocks in the future." Maruji sighed: "If my father could see this scene, he would definitely be very happy. "

"Don't say that. A perfect life is called a dream. Living in the moment and cherishing the present is the way to happiness. Call everyone here. Anyway, today is worth celebrating."

"Yeah, Hai Xun...let them all go take a shower and eat right away!"

"Okay!" After a while, the huge training ground was occupied by a group of bald heads. Fortunately, this dojo is big enough, even if so many people gather together, it is more than enough.

"It's really... a nostalgic scene." Taowu looked at the bubbling small copper pot in front of him. In the past, when there was good news in the Youth Dojo, the old man who was the owner would often set up such a large table. People at that time But even more than now.

"It's a pity, you two idiots are left in such a big dojo." Ah Kuan was also a little lost in his eyes looking at the pot in front of him, and he didn't forget to say something to the two of them while thinking about it.

"Damn it, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't talk! Just shut up and eat when you come here for a meal!" For Ah Kuan personally, Hai Xun and Tao Wu are really a bit annoying, especially with that mouth He was torn.

"Tch, invite me over for dinner, I didn't expect this to be the only place... I don't even have any meat, how about cooking a bone?"

"..." Ah Kuan's words made 90% of the audience lose their appetite in an instant.

"Huh? What expressions do you all have?"

"I think it's good to be a vegetarian." Brother Huaarm squeezed out two words through his teeth for a long time with a bitter face. Anyway, food and lodging are free, so they can't ask for anything.

"Ahem, I have a few words to say before that."

"Come on, the leader's way of starting to eat." The corners of Feng Xian's mouth twitched slightly, and he put down the chopsticks he just picked up. He knew that Wan Er had plans in mind, but. .This soup is almost dry, is it really a man?

"First of all, I would like to thank everyone for helping us today and supporting our unnamed gymnasium. Secondly, tomorrow we will challenge the Heiyu gymnasium and get back our signature."

"Eh? Tomorrow! Senior sister agrees to appear?" Hai Xun and Tao Wu had a look of joy on their faces.

"No.. It's not your senior sister who appeared on stage."

"What the hell?" Hai Xun and Tao Wu looked like dead parents, but in the end they had to choose one of them?

"The person who appeared was Kuan."

"Pfft..." Ah Kuan on the side directly sprayed the vegetable leaves from his mouth, "What the hell!"

Not to mention Ah Kuan himself, everyone present is dumbfounded, let Ah Kuan play?

Hasn't this guy been kicked out of the gym long ago?

"Hey...don't tell me you..." Ah Kuan seemed to have thought of something, his brows twitched subconsciously.

"That's right, it's just as you guessed." Maruji smiled and put a red book on the table, "This is the list prepared in the City Lord's Mansion, which records the students of each dojo, I will inquire According to historical records, my father never fired any of the students from the beginning to the end, from the conclusion that you are still a student of the youth dojo."

"Is there such a thing? So the old owner was just talking about it?"

"That's not right. Even if you don't get kicked out, the students themselves should have the right to leave the dojo."

"Uh, so to speak..."

"Bullshit! I just didn't look at it! After I was kicked out of the gym, I didn't..." Ah Kuan sat up straight, but before he could quibble, Sakura Xiang who was beside him started to tear down the stage.

"No, you went to see me and I went with you!"

"..." The scene was once very embarrassing.

"That's the way it is." Feng Xian dangled a bottle of soda water: "These two messed-up guys with strong self-esteem want to force each other to bow their heads, why? The extremely young boy wants Master to confess?"

"Sakura!!!" Ah Kuan blushed like a tomato, he slapped the table hard, and got up and wanted to run outside.

"I'm going to the City Lord's Mansion now!"

"If you dare to walk out of this door today, you will never see your son again!"

"son?"

"Um???"

A blockbuster was dropped on the table, and the plot was as bloody as watching a frothy drama at [-] o'clock in the evening.

Yingxiang covered her face and her voice was as soft as a mosquito's cry: "Of course it could be a daughter."

"..."

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Yingxiang is pregnant, which is a happy event, but for the majority of single dogs, this meal is extremely bitter, and they almost eat it with tears in their eyes.A good cabbage is so overthrown by people, whoever changes it will not be depressed.

And Ah Kuan also changed from the original extreme boy to what he called a fool, smiling at everyone all night.

After Maruji's explanation and Sakura's assistance, the misunderstanding between Hiroshi and the dojo has been solved. The elder brother who went ashore has now become a househusband. Everything is changing for the better. The Gymnasium has now rejuvenated.

"Sometimes, I really can't stand the enthusiasm of these guys." Fengxian escaped from the wine table, people feel refreshed on happy occasions, not to mention double happiness?

As the instructor of the dojo, being fed alcohol by more than 60 bald heads in turn, whose bladder can hold it.

"Or, I'm not suitable for staying with a group of people!" Feng Xian sat on the lawn and looked at the twinkling stars in the sky, enjoying the cool breeze of summer night and the loneliness of being alone.

"Plop..."

A rustling sound came from a place a little closer to Fengxian. In the dark night, a skinny guy was picking up the opened trash can, and Juan Juan, who was extremely hungry, was looking for the leftovers to eat.

This scene may be nothing to other people. It is very common for people to eat meat and dogs and bones, and stray wild cats and dogs to rummage through garbage in order to survive, but what about people?

After rummaging in the trash can for a long time, Juaner, who was all dirty, touched a small piece of dark potato. Juaner looked at the potato in his hand, showing human hesitation.

Survival and dignity are sometimes so helpless, and the same is true for freedom. All major premise is based on being able to survive.

The hesitation in Juan Juan's eyes is just the struggle of human nature. If it were other elves such as little Lada, I'm afraid they would have already started eating without caring.

"Eat this." Just when Juaner was hesitating, a food box was handed to her side, and Juaner, who was startled, almost went straight into the trash can.

It took a long time for Juan Juan to poke his head out, looking at Feng Xian in front of him and showing a smile uglier than crying.

"Eat it, I won't drive you away again, but I won't subdue you." Fengxian looked a little helpless, and kept convincing himself that he was just using spies in reverse, and he didn't like rabbits. Seeing it Poor softhearted or something.

Of course, our classmate Zhao's duplicity fell into Xueshi's eyes.

"He's really not a brave man..." Crouching by the window, looking at the picture of Fengxian feeding the curly ears with a cold face, Xue Shi's face flushed slightly. "He's just a hopeless fool who likes elves. Likes."

Today's victory or defeat——

Curly wins.

Chapter 454 Everyone knows that singing the theme song is the inherent skill of the protagonist

"Eh? The tutor is sick? Why is it so sudden? Do I need to call the doctor?"

"No need, I just got a little cold after watching it, and I'll be fine after a few days of rest, but it's a pity that I can't watch your game today."

"That's right, but it's the instructor's illness that matters, so I'll ask Ms. Yukishi to take care of it." Maruji said regretfully.

"I will." After sending Wan Er and his party away, Feng Xian, who was pretending to be dead on the bed, jumped up from the bed straight away.

"Are you sure you don't want to go to the game?"

"You don't have to go, you can know the result, I believe them." Feng Xian snapped his fingers, and the clothes on his body were reshaped into clouds and mist. In the blink of an eye, Feng Xian cut from the original shape of the prodigal son to the vest of Glandis.

It is still the slightly exaggerated shape, the fluffy European-style long skirt, the waterfall-like long hair hanging down the waist, and the delicate face is favored by the Creator.

"Are you sure you want to use this vest?" After staying by Fengxian's side for a long time, Xue also learned a lot of new terms, such as changing the vest, and so on.

"Your vest was very close to me and you at the beginning. It could be a coincidence once, but it's a coincidence that you disappeared the second time and the third time."

"That's right, everyone now knows that Fengxian is in the Kingdom of Shadows, and if he is using Galantis's vest, it will inevitably make people think of something." After reading this, Fengxian snapped his fingers again, and took out the vest that he hadn't used before. How to use the Ram vest.

As long as she changed her maid costume, she looked no different from an ordinary girl from a distance.

Flicking the pink bangs covering his left eye, Feng Xian nodded in satisfaction, if he could be recognized by this, Feng Xian could just kneel down and call him Dad.

Opening the door to the reverse world with a wave of his hand, he grinned towards Xueshi: "Don't let that rabbit find out!"

"Understood, long-winded!"

Feng Xian shrugged helplessly, and closed the door to the reverse world.

Jumping from the reverse world to the outside of Yingman City, the plain clothes did not attract too much attention. This time, the purpose of traveling alone is very clear, that is to find the underground trading point.

As long as you have been there once, Fengxian's aura can record it, so as to implement the main purpose of "sweeping pornography and cracking down on crime". In addition, the mysterious girl Fengxian is also a little interested.

Well, don't be mysterious or not, the ghost system is bad. The four words Meloetta are pasted on Fengxian's forehead, and it's not the first time to play a black box operation.

Fortunately, Fengxian didn't pretend anymore, he just liked Meloetta, he was greedy for Meloetta's body, he was honest.

As an elf fan, it is quite normal to have so many true love elves.

Besides, as a trainer, if you don't catch the beasts, you are still called a trainer.

The road to Yuming City is not far away, and a flying elf can fly there in half an hour, but Ling Fengxian directly dismissed this plan because not only an appointment is required, but also real-name registration procedures are cumbersome. Taking a bullock cart is too slow , I have no choice but to do it myself. .Or move your feet.

Sonic Bike, the true protagonist of the eight generations of games.

Integrating multiple elements such as travel, hatching eggs, and climbing towers, the nature and role of bicycles in the game basically replace the wife element in the sub-supply game.

A professional Hatcher can even ride a bicycle non-stop for [-] days and nights without stopping when the wheels are on fire. Can the wives in other games do it?

It’s just that it’s difficult to use in Fengxian’s hands. Firstly, there are too many accidents in the wild road conditions. Whenever there is a dent, this bicycle with a speed of more than 120 per hour can directly let you experience what it feels like to be a rocket head hammer.

The second is to serve him first. .He is lazy.

"But... fast is really fast."

Especially after Feng Xian frantically strengthened the bicycle to ten plus, the speed and stability were further improved.And it doesn't take much effort, just like riding an ordinary bicycle. Looking at the gradually blurred scenery around, Feng Xian even doubted that after putting wings on these two wheels, he could take off manually.

After passing through several small villages, Fengxian, who was riding all the way, finally arrived at the outer city of Yuming City.

Compared with the peace and tranquility of the city full of cherry blossoms, Yuming City is a rare famous city. It is said that the identity of the city lord who manages this city is not ordinary. It is also very different. Since the Kingdom of Shadows has no real rulers and has been in a state of division for a long time, these great nobles are actually equivalent to decision makers.

Except for a few neutral factions, most of the big nobles are basically promoters of radical or conservative factions.

The lord of Yuming City, in addition to his status as a great nobleman, is also a serious pharmacist.

A pharmacist is also an alchemist, one of the branches of an alchemist. He is good at tinkering with bottles and cans. The potion that people drink to turn into a genetic beast is also made by a pharmacist.