Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"What's wrong?" Li Ye quietly opened the door and blood dripped from the doorpost. . .

"Then what, Li Ye, calm down, I'm not from Sichuan!"

"What are you talking about? Are you sick from talking nonsense?" Li Ye poked his head out and took a look outside. After seeing no one, he opened the door. Mi Zhiju's melon and fruit were split into two halves. A starved ghost reincarnated like a caterpillar, almost buried its head in it and began to gnaw madly. The overflowing juice splashed are everywhere.

"Forehead.."

"This bastard... I didn't pay attention." Li Ye flicked his finger angrily, and a bullet formed by superpowers directly hit a certain rabbit's forehead.

"It turned out to be cutting watermelon, what! Don't be scary, I thought I was going to eat spicy rabbit head today. The psychological trauma of attending the banquet two days ago has not healed yet." It hung in the middle of the room like an iron shell chrysalis, and when Xue Shi wanted to walk in with Feng Xian, Li Ye's rather stalwart chest blocked the door.

"Oh, after 10 o'clock in the evening is the time for adults, shouldn't children go to bed?"

"... Huh?" Some veins appeared on Xueshi's forehead, "I don't seem to understand what you are talking about, is it because I have lived for too long that I am deaf?"

"When I was born, the ultra-ancient civilization hadn't even appeared yet."

"You should understand that's not what I meant, Miss Xueshi~" Li Ye deliberately added the accent on the small words. Compared with Li Ye's proud figure, Xueshi is not much different from a child .

"Eh...that's it." Xue Shi smiled, and silently raised a green spiral pill from his hand, the collision of [Qi] in their smiles made their hair soar into the sky, and the whole Luoying City began to tremble because of this.

"The recent earthquakes are really frequent." Maruji, who was teaching Sayuri downstairs, stroked the bristling hairs on his body, looked at Sayuri who was starting to doze off, and knocked hard. desktop. . .

"You two can do it... don't cause trouble for Wei Li, and Li Ye, you should also be careful, it's not good for others to see you."

"What's the matter? Afraid of being gossiped by others?" Li Ye consciously sat next to Fengxian. The pink outfit is enough to turn anyone into a wolf, even Fengxian is no exception. The naked apron is only available in The fetish that is only qualified to be seen by Two-dimensional will really appear in front of you one day. For Fengxian, a dead house, it is simply a knowing straight punch, and Fengxian cannot recover from it.

However, under Xueshi's sharp gaze, even if Feng Xian had the lust, he didn't have the guts. He put on a gentleman's demeanor, threw Naizi out of his mind, and instinctively began to avoid A Shura field that could erupt at any time, sat solemnly at the side of the small square table in the room.

"This watermelon... ah, where did the watermelon come from?"

"I went out to buy it secretly in the morning. Of course, I used the ability of invisibility." Li Ye moved towards Fengxian's position carelessly, making his soft body come into close contact with Fengxian again.

"Sure enough, when it comes to summer, Gua Xiguo is the best!" Feng Xian looked at Xueshi's increasingly dangerous eyes, but he couldn't help sweating a little in the cool summer night. .

"That's right... this melon is of silver quality, and I've frozen it in advance, so it tastes very cool..." Li Yeqing took a spoonful of it to Fengxian's mouth, the tempting His figure was displayed in front of Fengxian without any hindrance.

Especially the deep ditch that can't be seen at a glance, almost made Fengxian's brain shut down.

"Yes...it's very cool." After eating the fiery red melon meat, Feng Xian, whose brain was numb, couldn't distinguish the taste, only knew that it was cool, really cool!

"Yeah, yeah, it's really cool! It's not good to eat such a big melon and fruit alone." Xue Shi snorted coldly, showing a sinister smile, I've had it if you have Zhang Liangji wall ladder.

"I haven't seen Xiao Luo for a long time. Xiao Luo must also like such a big melon fruit, right?"

"= =!!!" Li Ye frowned slightly, "Xiao Luo would have gone to bed already at this point, so I don't need to call them."

"That's not sure, look at you, an old father, who caught the orphans and widows and left them alone, what a ghost..."

"It's alright! I'm almost inhuman now, young master! Can't I just call me? Really..." In a moment, four elf balls appeared in the hands, and the white light flashed, wearing a bear puppet costume Little Luo immediately rushed towards Fengxian.

"Dad! Daddy!"

"Hush! Shh! Keep your voice down, you little guy is still so energetic at night!" Feng Xian covered Xiao Luo's mouth. There are ten mouths that can't explain clearly.

"Children are good, ah~" Lei Nuannuan yawned with dark circles under his eyes, "Why call us out this time? I'm so sleepy."

"That's right, I listened to the cards, my old lady, but I was called over." Latina said with a resentful expression, somewhat absent-mindedly.

Lugia on the side was very calm, with a dignified and rigorous posture, sitting like a textbook without a word of complaint. Only when he saw Xiao Luo lying in Fengxian's arms, he couldn't help reaching out to give her back to her. Pulled back.

"It's nothing, it's just that summer is here, and I just bought a good watermelon, let's have a taste." Li Yeqing covered his mouth like the host of this "tea party", and the clothes on his body didn't know when. Has changed back to the original Lolita outfit.

"So fast.."

"what?"

"No... nothing..."

"Father, Xiao Luo wants to eat Guoguo." Breaking free from Lugia's embrace, Xiao Luo moved to Feng Xian's side again like a piece of brown candy. Feng Xian felt quite helpless with his cute little face.

"Okay. Brother will cut it for you."

"It's dad, not brother!! Xiao Luo knows it! After sleeping with mom, he is dad!"

"..."

Murderous aura, strong murderous aura!

Li Ye, holding a hatchet in his hand, violently cut open the watermelon in front of him, splashing red juice onto everyone's faces.

"Hey dear... what's going on here?"

"Misunderstandings are misunderstandings! How can children's words be taken seriously!"

"Is that so? Madam Bai?" Having passed the name of Rogia to Xiao Luo, Rogia who claimed to be Luo Bai suddenly froze in place. His cheeks suddenly turned blood red, and he subconsciously covered his face with his hands. .

"End.. There is no such thing at all!"

"...Ah, it's up."

There is no mercy in snow.

"Yes, Xiao Nuannuan, have you developed the alchemy saw that I asked you to develop last time?"

"Er... not yet charged." Under Li Ye's terrifying coercion, Lei Nuannuan seemed to be humbled into the soil, and silently picked up the chainsaw.

"It doesn't matter, it can be used without charging, right?" Li Ye took the chainsaw from the opponent's hand, and the corners of his mouth gradually became sick.

"Honey?"

"..."

"Latina... save..."

"Don't even think about it!" Xueshi opened his hand and Fengxian's mouth was closed by an invisible force. Giratina, who had escaped, wiped the cold sweat on his head, "Then why do you talk first, we Just an innocent eater..."

Latina, who was holding the watermelon, silently sat aside, facing the two elf females who had lost their minds, at the critical moment, Xiao Luo stepped forward and stood in front of Fengxian.

"You don't want to hurt Dad!" Xiao Luo put on a ferocious expression. When facing two powerful holy beasts at the same time, he already had the arrogance that divine beasts should have, and he did not hesitate at all.

"Sure enough, the little padded jacket is still warming my heart at this time, your father and I don't usually love you for nothing!" Feng Xian's eyes were full of tears.

"Get out of the way."

"Don't go!" Xiao Luo stubbornly pawed at Feng Xian, "Father belongs to Xiao Luo, you guys are naughty! Dad, wait until Xiao Luo grows up..."

Xiao Luo rubbed her palms a little shyly, blushed and finally buried her whole face in Feng Xian's chest, whispering in a voice softer than a mosquito.

"When Xiao Luo grows up, I will be my father's wife!!"

【Ding!Congratulations on your closeness with Lugia. . . . . . 】

Feng Xian didn't listen to a word behind the system.

"...Boom." There was a sound of the chainsaw accidentally falling on the floor, and Lei Nuannuan, who was on the side, very obediently handed a crowbar to Li Ye again.

"Ah~~" Latina silently picked up the watermelon in front of her, and when she looked at Bai Luo and Xue who stood up at the same time, her winter-like smiling face was enough to freeze any creature in place.

"It's over."

Chapter 436 The Godfather

In the early morning, a ray of light shone into the house.

Looking at the fairly familiar ceiling, Feng Xian couldn't help sighing, as if he had survived.

"Siss beer." Seeing Fengxian woke up, the big needle bee who had been guarding Fengxian's bed picked up a bag and put it on the bedside table next to him. Looking at the hot breakfast inside, Fengxian couldn't help crying It's great to be able to bring back the needle bee.

After a night of "torture" last night, Feng Xian would never have let the group of youngsters out. If it wasn't for the big needle bee coming back from the field at the critical moment, Feng Xian would have been hanging on a tree. Like the curled ears on the beams, they were tied into rice dumplings.

"Ah...acridine." Seeing Feng Xian woke up, Juan Juan'er, who was trapped like a rice dumpling, almost cried out, God, what kind of crime did she do, she went through all kinds of hardships and never expected This was the first official meeting between the two.

That morbid woman was really terrifying, she was not human at all, and a cute little bunny like her didn't have the slightest bit of pity, and the way she looked at her was no different from sliced ​​radish.

"So you're still there." Feng Xian admired the rabbit's perseverance a little bit, looking at the pitiful look of the other party, Feng Xian shrugged his shoulders involuntarily.

"Don't come again next time, if you get caught again, you will be turned into a spicy rabbit head, you know?" Feng Xian knew that she could understand, and the latter nodded crazily like a chicken pecking rice.

After untying it, Juan'er, who was free again, did not leave immediately, but stared at the buns on the table for a long time without being able to move. After being hungry for a long time, Juan'er can't even take a step. , Now it is too difficult for her to live independently in this world.

"I won't take you in. If you want to eat other people's soft food, it is better to pick some soft-hearted girls. The lord of this city may be a good choice." Put a bun in the bag on her In front of him, after a brief wash, he left the room to start a new day of special training, leaving only Juan Er holding a bun in the room.

The elves raised by artificial feeding generally lose the ability to survive in the wild. In this world of the jungle, the elves living in the wild either act in groups or are strong enough. A curly-eared one with only more than ten levels If you want to survive in this cruel world, unless you can find a group that accepts it, or the only way left is to be someone else's pet.

As long as you don't open your mouth to let out that ugly hoarse sound, Juaner is still very popular in the circle of girls, maybe not to mention girls, even a group of powerful young and old men can hardly resist Juaner Mengmeng After the evolution, she can still be a bunny girl who can warm the bed. Surviving as a pet can be said to be an inherent advantage of Curly Ears.

If she was just an ordinary curly ear, maybe Feng Xian would have subdued her, but when she thought about the bomb buried in her body and even possessed human thinking ability, Feng Xian gave up after thinking about it.

In case one day she was sleeping, she suddenly held up an explosive barrel and yelled Allah Hu Akbar, who should I find first to reason with.

"Yo~Morning teacher, yesterday was really a disaster." After turning into the hall from downstairs, Maruji appeared in front of Fengxian with two dark circles under his eyes.

"Hmm...ah? Did something happen yesterday?" Feng Xian's expression suddenly became a little stiff. Could it be that yesterday's multiplayer exercise was discovered?No way.

"Teacher, are you kidding? You didn't notice such a big earthquake last night?"

"Earthquake? I...I was a little asleep and didn't realize it." Feng Xian's answer was somewhat hesitant.

"...Then your heart is really big. Although my elder sister also fell asleep, last night our city was shaken quite violently, and more than once, the monkey in the back mountain was like seeing a ghost. , all escaped, but fortunately, the damage was not too great."

"As long as the person is fine." The corner of Feng Xian's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly flipped through this article.

"By the way, the instructor has one more thing..."

"Mentor!! Brother! People are coming! People are coming!" Tao Wu suddenly rushed in from the doorway, with an indescribable excitement flashing across his face: "Asuka...that boy Asuka is here!"

"According to the time, it's almost time." Feng Xian showed a look of fortunetelling. In fact, everyone understands that it is absolutely impossible for Heiyu Dojo to just leave Yayu here in Fengxian, after all This time the P1 Championship will be directly related to the future of the dojo.

"Invite people in first, let them hang out, lest people say that we don't have good manners..." Now Wan Er also has the aura of being a family member. With a big wave of his hand, the old servant who accompanied him immediately understood. A pot of good tea was brewed inside.

Not long after, Tao Wu proudly led Asuka back to the hall with pride, and that purely disgusting attitude made Asuka somewhat regretful.

Feng Shui took turns, anyway, Asuka also figured it out, today he is here to be a grandson, as long as he can bring the crow feather back, everything will be fine.

"What kind of wind is blowing here today? Why did our Mr. Bird come to our [nameless] to visit today?" Don't look at Wan Er's honest and honest appearance, it really hurts people at critical times Those who don't have a word of swearing, after all, they have experienced severe beatings in society, which is fundamentally different from Taowu and the others.

"The purpose of my coming is actually very clear to you." Asuka knew that the more verbose he was, the greater the insult he would receive here, so he cut straight to the point: "I want to use the plaque of the Youth Dojo to redeem my stepbrother .”

"I can't decide." Wanji shook his head, and slowly put the teacup aside: "I didn't initiate the challenge of the bounty competition, and I don't have the ability to spend 5000 million yuan to do it. thing."

Maruji added the accent on the three words 5000 million. No matter where you put 5000 million star coins, it is a lot of money. The implication is that besides telling Asuka that this challenge is held by Fengxian himself, It is also reminding Asuka that this dojo plaque is not worth a dime to Fengxian.

After all, they are not from the Kingdom of Shadows.

Asuka's face was a little stiff, but fortunately, he had already thought of this kind of thing before he came. For the Kuroba Dojo, it's actually good news that the person who's talking about it wasn't him, Maruji. Knowing that the future is hopeless, he just dragged them to the Heiyu Dojo to die together.