Holy Light, This Elf is Worth a Hammer

"What? Do you still want to stop me from leaving?" Looking at Maruji Ah Kuan who was standing in front of him, he smiled disdainfully.

"Through the battle just now, I can see that you really put a lot of effort into cultivating your poisonous skeleton frog. Although the fighting style is different, you are indeed an excellent trainer. Ah Kuan, stop, don't waste you anymore talent."

"Haha, when will it be your turn to guide me on the road I'm going to take? Don't think that after a few years abroad, you will be so arrogant that you can make irresponsible remarks to me. Lord, I don't like this. Today I Admit it, but if you want to preach to me, you are not qualified!" Ah Kuan showed a fierce face, hatred and resentment may be mixed with other complicated emotions, and the pretendingly heroic Ah Kuan lifted the neck of the girl beside him, bringing Followed by a group of younger brothers, they walked out of the gate of the dojo in a mighty manner.

"Sorry, I made you laugh." Looking at the back of Hiroshi leaving, Maruji sighed and finally shook his head helplessly at Fengxian.

"Brother, you are just too kind! You don't know how this bastard treated us after he was in trouble in our dojo."

"Originally, there were still many people in our dojo, and it was all because of him being a hindrance, forcing the brothers in the dojo to leave one by one. Put it in the oil pan and fry it!"

The two fellow apprentices who were on crutches gritted their teeth and said, obviously they have suffered a lot during this period of time.

"Hey... Maybe it's because we are too strict with him." Wanji sighed, then shook his head: "Forget it, let's not think about it for now, the most urgent thing is to find a way to get rid of the dojo. Get the plaque back."

"Is that plaque really so important? In fact, it's not a big deal to make another one, right?" Feng Xian patted Wei Li on the shoulder and asked with some doubts.

"The important thing is not the plaque, but the name on the plaque. The more ancient the dojo is, the more fancy it is for its own name. Not to mention that it will be shameless to see your ancestors again in the future. In the era of major reforms, losing the signboard is not enough. It means that the qualification to continue operation has been banned, and the dojo that has even been deprived of the qualification to operate has no right to participate in the competition for gymnasiums."

"It feels like a ticket to the competition."

"It can be said that in order to win the championship in the P1 fighting competition, the entire dojo in Yingmancheng is now building momentum for itself, attacking weaker dojos and taking away their signatures, so that they can fully show their muscles and reduce the number of One's own competitors can be said to kill two birds with one stone."

"Then hit it up and grab the signboard back, wouldn't it be good?"

"Here is the key problem." Wan Er rubbed the center of his eyebrows, showing a bitter look: "If it's just a one-on-one fight, I'm certainly not afraid, but the problem is that kicking the gym is not something that can be done by one person. "

"For a dojo, individual strength can only represent the strength of the gymnasium owner, but not the teaching level. Therefore, if you want to kick the gymnasium, besides the gymnasium owner himself, two apprentices who have studied for more than a year must form a team to challenge together. Alright, only three victories can be considered a success in the tournament.”

"Three World Wars?" Feng Xian glanced at the two lame "good for nothing" beside Wan Er and sighed silently.

"Don't sigh! Isn't it time to give up!"

"No, I think it's time to give up." Feng Xian's words were like a sharp arrow piercing the hearts of the two of them.

The two guys in front of them have the faces of cannon fodder A and cannon fodder B. Those with a little bit of IQ should understand that they should not accept other people's kicks from the very beginning.

"The ancients used to say that it's okay to wait for your big brother to come back when the weather is calm for a while? And what about that cannon fodder C? Let me guess, he should be the one who accepts the challenge of kicking the hall from others, right? If you don't show up now, why not?" Could it be that he absconded in fear of crime?"

"You just escaped! My old lady, even if I go to get a bottle of soy sauce, I can still hear someone hacking me!" Before anyone arrived, some hoarse voices came from the side door of the dojo, and the poor wooden door answered in the next second And broken, a turbulent Yujie yelled at Fengxian quite domineeringly with a gourd in her hand.

"The words of the ancients are a fart. The guys from outside don't have sex with my mother. They have already knocked on their door. If my mother still hides in the dojo as a coward, you can bear it, but I can't bear it."

In front of the rough-behaved Yujie, cannon fodder A and cannon fodder B took the lead, just like a gangster movie in the 80s, they threw away their crutches and fell to their knees in front of Yujie. , the sound is loud and clear.

"Congratulations, big sister!"

"...Great, I think it's not unreasonable for this dojo to be kicked out." Feng first squinted at Maruji who was standing next to him, and the latter directly covered his face and couldn't bear to look any further.

The Boba Yujie in front of me is none other than Maruji's eldest sister, Sayuri Matsushita. . .Well, it is said that this name was also thought of by his father squatting in the toilet. Anyway, from Fengxian's point of view, this guy has nothing to do with this small name anyway.

I don't know if it's because she is specialized in martial arts, but this Sayuri doesn't have any tenderness and tenderness that belong to a woman, whether it is psychologically or physically, just like that, even the two balls hanging on her chest It's all hard.

Her hips are thick and her butt is big, and there are many medical tapes on her wheat-colored skin. Her mature face exudes a wild beauty. She is full of social style and has tattoos on her entire right arm and waist. . .

a bear?

"Why don't you get a Peppa Pig tattoo?" Facing Sayuri who was written all over her body, Feng Xian passively began to complain.

"Peppa? What kind of elf is that? Can it be as cute as my puppet bear?" Sayuri snorted coldly, "If it weren't for the damn synergy rules, I would be able to knock down three of them by myself."

"...Your sister is so awesome?"

"It's not a question of whether you're good or bad... Let's just say that when my sister was 14 years old, she dared to fight with a whole group of fiery monkeys alone. Guess what happened in the end."

"How is it?"

"She kicked the dicks of the monkeys with her strong thighs..."

"...Is this still the way to lose?"

"Losing? Mommy, I let him win all eight eggs, but it's a pity that my puppet bear was almost kicked by others. It's really troublesome."

"The times are different. Now it's the world of trainers. In the past, as long as people were strong, it was enough for elves to be strong now. You have to grasp it with both hands, and you have to be strong with both hands!" Speaking of this, Maruji sighed again: "My sister's personal strength Nothing to say, but her elf is just a puppet bear, which is usually kept as a pet. Under the rules of coordinated combat, no matter whoever reduces the number of people first, the two sides will be sentenced to lose."

"What level is your puppet bear now?"

"I just turned 20 yesterday..." Sayuri puffed out her chest proudly, with a happy expression.

"I think it's not too late to separate."

"..."

Chapter 417 Ideals and Fantasy

The P1 Fighting Competition is a top-level event jointly organized by the martial arts masters of the Kingdom of Shadows. It is very famous all over the Kingdom of Shadows. Whether it is from the perspective of viewing entertainment or the fun of competition, the fighting competition has already It has gradually become the favorite pastime of the Kingdom of Shadows in its spare time. Affected by this fighting game, the Kingdom of Shadows also has the most fighting dojos.

This leads to the P1 Swordsmanship Competition, and the P1 Magic Competition is also constantly enriching the comprehensive capabilities of the Kingdom of Shadows, so that even the country has to pay attention to this competition organized by the people. About 200 years ago, the P1 Competition was officially changed from a private competition. turned into an official event.

On the one hand, the winning dojo will receive a "special allowance" from the state, and on the other hand, the popularity created can make the whole dojo last forever.

The youth dojo of the Matsushita family once won the third place in the whole country of shadows. It was a smash hit at that time. There was an endless stream of students who came to learn from teachers every day. At the peak, there were even 2000 people in the dojo, and some joined later. The outer disciples can only gather together with rice balls and train in the back mountain every day.

Just like it is now.

Sitting around an old small square table, Maruji swallowed the tasteless rice ball in one gulp, served it with a bowl of clear soup with two pieces of seaweed floating in it, and looked at the sisters around who were eating with gusto Brothers, Maruji couldn't help sighing.

"I think the most urgent thing now is to get a better fighting elf for Sister Lily, even if it's going up to support the scene."

Kong has such a powerful force, but the elf who cooperates with her is a puppet bear who can't stand on the stage, which really affects her performance.

"Eh? But didn't the master say that an unbound elf is no different from an evil ghost?"

"Elves are not as mysterious as you think. Some old rules in our dojo really need to be changed." The closure of the Kingdom of Shadows made their concept of elves still remain in the last century. Blades, if it weren't for the gradual popularity of trainers, maybe they wouldn't be able to subdue the elves until now.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be a person like Sayuri who is powerful in martial arts, but whose trainer ability is basically 0.

"I can subdue it, but I don't know anything about elves." Sayuri stared at a senbei on the table, but finally couldn't resist the temptation, and stuffed it into her mouth with a click, her cloudy eyes suddenly Yiliang: "Not bad, where did you buy this senbei, it tastes so good!"

"Don't interrupt!" Wanji now has a bit of the owner's tone, "It's okay if you don't know anything, just grab the high-level ones, and put them wherever you are in the ring."

"This... can this work?" The corners of Taowu's brows twitched, "Aren't you afraid that it will become a three-on-one situation?"

"There is no other way. There are less than ten days left before the start of the P1 challenge. It is impossible to train a handy elf in such a short period of time."

"But even so, it's not easy to catch a high-level fighting elf in such a short period of time. The fighting elves living around Yingmancheng are only those hot monkeys. Those guys are separated by a hundred Mi Yuan can smell the smell of the eldest sister's head, and the one who escaped is really faster than a coward."

"You have to try." Wan Er clutched his forehead, with the expression that a dead horse wants to be a living horse doctor.

"And we are not without hope. When it comes to nurturing elves, there is someone who is much better than me." A group of people slowly turned their heads, and saw Feng Xian was picking up the elves in a very provocative posture that needed to be coded. On Weili's waist.

And the five big and three thick monsters covered their faces shyly at this moment.

"Pfft..." In just three seconds, Wan Er spit out all the rice balls he swallowed just now.

"Is it 1.9 meters tall and weighs 160 kilograms? Even in the strange force group, it is considered a super-standard existence. Is it because of the relationship between moving bricks?" As the number one contractor in the energy place, this strange force has basically Civil engineering is full, and Weili is the kind of master who does not exhaust his energy and does not sleep, so they can easily run tens of kilometers carrying building materials hundreds of times their weight, and even Let's have another gangster shake.

Fengxian put away the tape measure in his hand and recorded the details one by one. As far as the data is concerned, Fengxian's monster has the potential to step into the heavenly king level. Unfortunately, its training direction is too biased, but this It's not the most important thing, just pull it back after running off the track, the key lies in the age of this strange force.

This strange power existed before the alchemist guild was blown up, and it is close to 40 years old in terms of human age. For elves who rely on their bodies for food and fighting, the older they are, the greater the burden on their bodies. It is also heavier.

It is not difficult to train it to become a king. After all, there are hot springs in Fengxian, but the peak period may be very short. Compared with Xanadu, who is still young and in the golden age, the big needle bee is simply incomparable.

"Forget it, I haven't reached the Heavenly King yet, so what are you thinking about?" Leaving aside the age factor, if you really want to fight the monster power, you need to make a big change.

Strange Power's matching moves: Explosive Punch, Digging, Wide Area Defense, Light Wall, Bodybuilding, Pray for Rain, Sunny Day, Help.

Well, with this skill, you can tell that you are a master craftsman on the construction site.

"Let's do this first, as long as the core skill Burst Fist is still there." Take back the monster power into the ball. If you want to be a mentor in the country of shadows, this monster power is obviously indispensable. As for the matter of the youth dojo The gang still has to help, and now Fengxian and Maruji are equivalent to an employment relationship. If the youth dojo is gone and Maruji terminates the employment, the token in Fengxian's hand will automatically lose its validity.

At that time, Fengxian will have to recruit people again, which will also hinder Fengxian's actions. It would be quicker to temporarily stabilize this youth dojo.

"I can help you as a mentor, but you should understand that I did not come to the Kingdom of Shadows simply to be a teacher."

"Of course I know this. As long as it doesn't involve any major national affairs, if the Third Young Master needs our help in the Kingdom of Shadows, just let us know."

"Don't worry, it won't be a big deal, I'm just going to Gensokyo."

"Fantasy Township?" Maruji frowned slightly, with a rare expression of seriousness on his face: "Third Young Master, may I ask where you are going and what you want to do? If it's for sightseeing, I advise you not to go there. "

"Oh? How to say."

"That place is very evil. It is said that Gensokyo used to be just a very ordinary small city. I don't know when it started. People living there dreamed every night, and it was a very happy dream."

"I can have sweet dreams every night, isn't that a good thing?" Xue Shi supported her little head, looking resentfully at Sayuri who reached out to pick out senbei from her bowl for the third time.

"A good thing? They thought so at the beginning, and even developed a tourism industry. They renamed it the Ideal City, but as time went by, the ideal city that had high hopes began to undergo a 180-degree transformation. "

"Dreams, if they are too perfect, will become poison. A child who loses his parents regains the warmth of his family in his dream. Marrying someone else's lover becomes his own wife. In reality, you are a obedient servant. In your dream, you are The emperor who holds the power of life and death, when everything can be realized in a dream, who wants to live in a reality like hell?"

"The drop from heaven to hell is not acceptable to everyone, just like a billionaire who is used to living a luxurious life, he would be willing to return to the poor man who even eats cornbread for two days." Kid? And vice versa.

Dreams wake up but human greed does not.There is no limit to people's greed, and gradually the world where they can get everything in their dreams has become their reality. "

"In the end, many people who couldn't tell the difference between reality and dreams appeared, and the whole city fell into great chaos. People living there even took a lot of banned drugs in order to stay in the dream world forever. Dead, crazy, crazy, the ideal city that originally had a beautiful meaning, has now turned into a fantasy town that makes people turn pale."

"Since then, the Kingdom of Shadows has sealed off the affected area with its addictive and hallucinogenic properties, but every year, many adventurers or curious people will go to find out."

"Don't worry, I'm just looking for someone there, as long as I find someone, I'll leave immediately."

"...make a deal!"

Chapter 418 Wrestling Hawkman

In the early morning, when the big slut was still sleeping soundly under the blanket in the snow, the bustling city of the Land of Shadows had already ushered in a tense and intense day.

With the approach of the P1 competition, almost all the dojos in the land of shadows that make a living are full of energy and started the final self-training.

But for the few rookies in the youth dojo, this can only be regarded as grinding their guns in front of the battle.

In the battle field that was divided into two halves, Feng Xian and Tao Wu were conducting special training, while Sayuri was sitting on the side, gnawing senbei seriously.

"Kung Fu Itachi, use high fives to attack!"

"Absol uses see through!"

The Kungfu Itachi who raised his palms and rushed in front of Absolu was instantly spotted by him, and the loud slap sounded from Absolu's head as his big head fell to the ground!

"Spiritual Blade!"

"Ka Ka!" A colorful and mysterious light shone from Absolu's scimitar, and the colorful slash directly hit Kung Fu Itachi's weakness, and it hit the Kung Fu Itachi to the ceiling in a blink of an eye.

With just one blow, the opponent loses the ability to fight.