My Sister Can't Be Inri-ri

Hanabi chatted with Shiwa on her mobile phone.

"Master sama, have you decided on a new plan?"

"Don't you know what happened? Go to Twitter and check it out, idiot disciple!"

Huahuo froze.It seems that something extraordinary has happened.He went online quickly, and fans already frequently @ him and attached tweets.An industry boss bombarded "My Girlfriend": "Which person with dung in his head can come up with such a bad setting that makes high school students play erotic games?!"

Peer criticism emerged.

Huahuo was still nervous at first, but when she saw the tweeter's name, she suddenly smiled.Gongxian Yihe, it turns out that there is no shortage of funny comparisons in this world.He is the author of "Infinite Stratos (IS)", a million-level light novel writer.And newcomers like Huahuo and Shiyu are still struggling with sales of hundreds of thousands of copies.

He created a miracle called "The Wall of Masterpieces". "IS" itself has a bad work and a boring plot, but with its attractive harem routines and character design, the BD sales reached more than 6000 after the animation.What is the concept of this data? Looking at the history of animation, it beats "Magic Forbidden", completely beat "Steel Refined Fa", and narrowly beat "CLANNAD".In the field of light reform, only "Monogatari", "Suzumiya", and "Sword" surpassed "IS".

The so-called unknown works under IS.You can't even surpass IS's sales volume, are you ashamed to call yourself a masterpiece?

Gongxian Yihe looks like a big boss, but actually belongs to the level of novice monsters.As far as Huahuo knows, this guy's writing skills are terrible, his character is terrible, and he is also an international big mouth.The novel was serialized to the seventh volume, but he was kicked out of the publishing house because of his cheap talk, and his work was cut in half.

However, Hanabi really couldn't fight back.Gongxian Yihe's achievements are here, is it necessary to copy "Suzumiya" and "Sword and Sword" to hit him in the face?Moreover, it may not be possible to reproduce the data of the previous life.

Huahuo remained silent and saw someone fighting under Gongxian Yihe's tweet.

Xia Shizi: Where did the mad dog come from to be released to bite people?Which shit-mouthed person came up with the vulgar setting that the whole school is full of girls and only one male protagonist?Are you a fat house in estrus?

Shiwa, your image as a beautiful girl writer...

Fallen Angel Black Cat: I have read your works.With all due respect, hopelessly rotten.The author is an elementary school student.Now I just want to know the contact information of the illustrator.

Can't tell, Liuli also has the attribute of a poisonous tongue.

Hanabi was moved.It doesn't matter if I get sprayed, I can't forgive my friends for being hurt.He only sent a simple tweet with a few numbers - "Bungo Stray Dogs".

Fans responded one after another.

"wwwwwww Teacher Setsuna doesn't use dirty words when swearing, GJ!"

"Pfft, the great writer Gongxian Yihe decided to call it that in the future."

"Teacher is good at literature and art, I want to know what real people look like (idiot face)."

Huahuo no longer participated in the scolding battle, and found Shiyu and said: "It's meaningless to speak beautiful words, and use actions to win. I heard that guy is full of ambitions to prepare a new book. Shiyu, let's write a super powerful novel together?"

Shi Yu raised her long hair and smiled: "You have already made a decision in your heart, right?"

Huahuo wrote beautiful words on the white paper - "[-] Centimeters per Second".

"Hey, do you know how fast the cherry blossoms fall? It's five centimeters per second."

The first sentence of the novel immediately attracted Kasumigaoka Shiyu deeply.She had a premonition that it would be a beautiful story.

"Shiyu, don't you want to write a bold story about the heroine's empathy? This is it. The story happened in Japan in the 90s. Guishu and Mingli have never met since they graduated from elementary school. The two places are separated, Keep communicating with letters. Until Guishu is going to move to a farther place, the two agreed to meet up..." Huahuo described the outline of the story.

This is a love story about distance.

Shi Yu became more and more sad, and couldn't help asking: "What's the ending?"

"It's another spring, the fallen flowers are colorful and the sun is shining. He passed her by at the train crossing, and when he looked back, the train passed by, and there was no one on the opposite side. She was wearing a wedding ring and looked happy; he was relieved. Laughed, took their own steps. That year, they were 27 years old."

People in this world have never been exposed to such sad works.There is no sweetness, no quarrel, only a long section of inner monologue and beautiful scenery, but it is enough to shock people.

Shiwa blushed and said, "Ayase Hanabi, you are such a cruel and irresponsible man!"

"Don't say such things that will make people misunderstood." Huahuo complained, "I want to cooperate with the master to write this story. I will write the Guishu chapter, and you will write the Mingli chapter. From the different perspectives of the male and female protagonists, describe the miss and misunderstanding , estrangement. The timelines overlap and overlap, creating a sense of loneliness in time and space.”

In fact, this was Makoto Shinkai's forte in his previous life.From "Voice of the Stars" to "Your Name", he is good at describing love with a sense of distance.

"Excellent idea!" Shi Yu's eyes lit up.

In this way, the short story "[-] Centimeters per Second", which the two put all their efforts into, was born.Machida Sonoko originally disagreed with the two messing around, but when she saw the first draft, she was immediately conquered.The two jointly describe the psychological journey of the hero and heroine. Such a novel writing method may leave a strong mark in the history of light novels.

Yuanzi did not hesitate to borrow the top painter of Immortal Chuan Library, the famous talented painter Shiina Mashiro.She is not an amateur, but an orthodox painter with an international reputation.As a result, this guy misplaced a good artist and wanted to be a cartoonist.Because of poor storytelling skills, I can only draw illustrations.

In the coffee shop, Yuan Zi smiled and said, "This time, I paid a lot of money."

Hanabi looked at the indifferent white-haired girl beside her, and said, "This is Shiina Mabai-san, right?"

Shiina nodded slightly.

"I have seen Miss Shiina's paintings. It is no exaggeration to say that they are at the level of Van Gogh's "Starry Night", and they are realistic. "Second Five" will have a large section depicting the scene of the starry sky. With the addition of Shiina, I will I am more confident." Huahuo said politely.As a result, the girl's expression remained unchanged, and she didn't seem to be happy at all because of the praise.

Shiina Mashiro suddenly asked: "What color do you like?"

"Huh?" Although Hanabi couldn't keep up with the jumping topic, she answered honestly, "Sakura color, like the color of love."

"Sakura...?" Shiina muttered to herself.

Shiina Mashiro sat there quietly, her long hair seemed to move without wind, and she was in the beautiful scenery of fallen flowers.Feeling lost, the girl stretched out her hand to catch a falling cherry blossom.She personally experienced the reality of the novel, and she had a strong desire to paint a beautiful world with a brush.

The girl smiled sweetly and said softly: "I understand."

The author says:

I copy "Second Five" every day, and I, Xin Haicheng, have a sentence of MMP that I want to say right now.It seems that many people don't like Zhenbai, so there is no role in it.Hey, it's a pity that I helped to wear fat times.I actually kind of want to... ahem.

Chapter 047 Pet Girl

Ayase Hanabi stood at the door, looking at Mashiro stupidly.The girl was wearing a wide sun hat and pushing a suitcase, like a passenger preparing to check into a hotel.

"Well... good morning?" Huahuo tentatively asked.

Shiina Mashiro moved her lips, as if recalling Japanese etiquette, but finally didn't know what to say.Even the words "excuse me" or "good morning" are dissipated in the mild sunlight.She bypassed Huahuo, walked past like a breeze, and stayed silently in the living room.