The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life
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Yao Litian then talked about the rules of the game. The rules are very simple, that is, an impromptu performance. The nine people act as the animals they represent, and then perform impromptu performances according to Yao Litian's prompts.
Obviously, there is no difficulty for the nine guests. After all, they are all professional actors. Regardless of whether the acting is good or not, at least they have the courage to perform and will not be frightened.
"Everyone get ready!"
Yao Litian stood outside the camera, holding a card in his hand, and read: "One day, Cerebellar Ax went out for a walk... Shen Yan, who had already bent over to play the tiger, suddenly stood up straight, and said in an annoyed way: "It's not that you are crazy too ?He's cerebellar axe, you are also cerebellar axe, what's so cute about you as a director, do you expect me to hug you to sleep at night?
"puff!"
"Hahahahahaha!
Deng Chao and the others who were sitting next to him staggered with laughter, and Yao Litian also laughed embarrassedly.
"I was led astray by your wife, okay, let's start again.
Shen Yan said: "Remember to say the full name."
Yao Litian nodded with a smile, and read again: "One day, the big tiger, the king of the forest, went out for a walk." Shen Yan immediately bent down and put his hands on the ground, pretending to be a tiger's forelegs, and then walked slowly towards the open space in front of the living room .
Chapter 710 You Are So Cruel
"Wow, it seems!"
"This is amazing!"
"handsome!
Seeing Shen Yan's performance, the guests next to him were immediately amazed, and their eyes were full of admiration.
What is acting?Deep down, acting is an art, a creative art. Actors use experience, skills, and personal understanding to create an artistic character out of thin air.
But to put it bluntly, acting is actually imitation, imitating the police, imitating the killer, imitating the father, imitating good or bad people, and of course imitating animals.
Shen Yan possesses master-level acting skills, the depth of his performance is extremely deep, and the breadth of his performance is also extremely wide. "May [-]" is only a relative term.
If you don't meet the actor-level standards, then Shen Yan can perform almost any role, this kind of performance is not limited to human roles, animals, alien creatures, ghosts and ghosts are also within the scope of his performances.
This is the case at the moment, the tiger's gait and posture, the domineering aura that belongs to the king of the forest, and the laziness that belongs to the cat family are all imitated by Shen Yan so vividly, there is a very magical feeling.
This kind of feeling was not only obvious to the guests, the experts, but also the audience in the live broadcast room, these laymen, also intuitively felt the strength of Shen Yan's acting skills.
"Fuck, awesome, this is really awesome, Shen Zha's acting skills are too explosive.
"Although I know it's fake, it just feels like it's amazing."
"Although Lao Shen is relatively scumbag, his acting skills are not good, no matter what, he is also the best supporting actor in the Golden Dragon Award, and it's just that Lao Shen doesn't play the leading actor if he doesn't win the best actor.
"It's too strong, you should take a look at those little fresh meats, they are also fresh meats, Mr. Nima Shen can play a tiger like that, those gangs are not as good as actors,"
"Don't be like this, okay. Although my family's Shen Zha has a bad style, although she is very coquettish, and she often likes to pretend to be aggressive, but in terms of talent, my family's Shen Zha is not black,"
"I feel that comparing Mr. Shen and Xiao Xianrou together is the biggest black."
"It's so similar, especially the walking posture, which is exactly the same as that of a tiger."
Yao Litian also looked a little silly, staring blankly at Shen Yan's performance, and didn't say anything about the next reminder that although he is a variety show director, he has also learned director knowledge in film and television. No matter what he said, he is also a member of this circle, so he can definitely be called an expert.
From an expert's point of view, he could better understand Shen Yan's tyrannical acting skills. Shen Yan's performance was not unique, but it was definitely amazing.
Whether it is the shape or the expression, the imitation is very good,
"Cerebellar Ax walked for a while, suddenly felt hungry, and then killed the director with one bite."
Shen Yan imitated the tiger and walked around a few times, then stood up frowning, pointed to Yao Litian and said, "I just said that you have been targeting me, so in today's game, I have been going around here alone, right? My It’s a big brand, can you give me some minimum respect?”
"puff!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone at the scene, including the audience in the live broadcast room, was amused to laugh.
Yao Litian smiled and waved his hands embarrassingly, and said: "I'm sorry, mine, um, this is the second reminder. The tiger was walking and saw the tortoise practicing boxing."
Shen Yan continued to bend down to imitate the tiger, and Wang Zulan, who was named, also entered the stage, standing beside him humming and gesticulating.
"Don't we have any lines?" Shen Yan turned to Yao Litian and asked.
Yao Litian shook his head and said, "No, I just give a hint, you guys have to improvise."
Shen Yan nodded, then walked up to Wang Zulan with tiger steps, looked at him a few times and said: "I saw someone punching a bastard far away, it turned out to be really a bastard, you did it early in the morning, don't be yours Shrinking tortoise, why are you chirping and chirping here?"
"Hahahaha!" The person next to him suppressed a low laugh.
Wang Zulan also smiled for a while, and then said: "What is Wang Baquan, you are too blind, this is my original Kamepai Qigong, I plan to participate in the new Forest Tournament...
Shen Yan said: "Presumptuous, I am the king of the forest, you should call me Your Majesty."
Yao Litian gave another reminder from outside the camera, "The little fox also came here at this time, and suddenly kicked the tiger from behind.
Di Lieba, who was sitting next to her and watched the excitement with her pretty face in her hands, got up excitedly, trotted towards Shen Yan, "It's finally my time, Cerebellar Axe, look at my invincible beautiful young fox flying around."
Di Lieba pretended to kick Shen Yan's back, of course, it must be just a fake move, of course she was not willing to really kick her husband.
But Shen Yan couldn't stand it anymore, he kicked Di Lieba's gesture, and flew forward in an instant, flying three or four meters away, and rolled a few times after landing.
Di Lieba looked stunned and cute, with her mouth open, looking at her husband who was kicked away by her in shock.
But the other people beside them were already laughing so hard that their stomachs ached.
"Little fox, you are so cruel. I didn't expect that my majestic king of the forest would be kicked to death within a minute of his appearance. I really... hate it, ah, I'm dead!"
Shen Yan clutched his chest, looking like he was being kicked and vomiting blood, he spoke a few lines with great effort, and then fell to the ground directly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Deng Chao and others who were watching the fun couldn't bear it anymore this time, they laughed loudly and staggered.
Chen He said with a smile: "This is definitely the first time I have seen laziness so fresh and refined." Di Lieba walked up to Shen Yan, patted her husband's buttocks, and said with a smile: "Small brain Axe, don't be lazy, you still have a role to play.
Shen Yan lay on the ground and couldn't get up, and said: "It's too much, I already got the box lunch, okay, is it possible that you still want to make supernatural movies?"
Shen Yan made up his mind to be lazy, lying lazily on the ground and watching the other people play and play over there.
Basically, the performances of the few people have no plot at all. It is not so much an impromptu performance as an impromptu comedy, but this is not important. It is just a game anyway, as long as you are happy.
This is indeed the case, not to mention the audience, even the staff can't help laughing.
Chapter 711 Mom will be sad
The live broadcast was stopped until 09:30. The audience must be reluctant to part with it. 09:30 is far from too late. They were watching it vigorously, but suddenly it stopped broadcasting. Of course they didn't want to.
But there is no way, the program team must consider the tolerance of the guests after all.
To put it hypocritically, even if it is a joke, it will consume a lot of physical strength and mental energy. Although the people who watch it are happy and refreshing, in fact, the people who shoot it are not as relaxed as they imagined.
After all, there is still a difference between playing around in front of the camera and in private. In private, I can do whatever I want, I don’t talk when I’m tired, and I can take a break, but it’s different in front of the camera. Also pay attention to the scale and control the rhythm. It seems to be fooling around, but it is actually the result of everyone's cooperation.
So, no matter how happy the process is, in the end, it is still a job, and any job must be stressful.
After the live broadcast, it was obvious that the expressions of all the guests were much more relaxed.
"good night!"
"See you tomorrow!"
"I asked my assistant to order a midnight snack, whoever comes to my room to eat."
"No way, you ate so much at night, why are you still eating?" "I was exhausted just now, okay?"
"Now you know why you have become so fat. Your consumption ability obviously cannot keep up with your replenishment ability."
A group of people chatted for a few words, and then went back to their rooms.
"Cerebellar Axe, Little Duck, Little Fierce Xu, Big Ginger Fish..."
Di Lieba rested her small hands on Shen Yan's shoulders, bouncing around behind her husband, the tail on her pajamas swayed from side to side with her little buttocks. After finishing the program, I feel exhausted, but I still feel unfinished.
Of course, this does not mean that she has this spirit all the time. In fact, she was very tired when filming the first two episodes of the program, and the participation in the program was not very high. Although she did her best to film the program , but far from being as lively and active as today.
Most of the time, she is quiet as a vase, and other members are joking, she laughs and laughs, and plays games whenever she plays games. Although she doesn't work passively and rushes, she rarely takes the initiative to lead the rhythm.
The reason why he showed so much sense of variety today, and the reason why he was so energetic, was simply because Shen Yan was by his side.
Having her husband by her side gave her a strong sense of security, and made her more willing to express herself. She was extremely relaxed and in a good mood.
If it had been the first two episodes, she would have been lying under the covers playing with her cell phone or sleeping by now, so she wouldn't be in the mood to jump around.
Because they took a shower in the afternoon, Shen Yan and Di Lieba just washed up after returning to the room, and then went to bed.
It's not too late, at least for a modern metropolis, after ten o'clock in the evening, maybe just entering the nightlife, there are lights flashing on the curtains from time to time, it should be the night lights on tall buildings in the distance.
Di Lieba obediently lay in her husband's arms for a while, then suddenly stood up, passed her white arm through the back of Shen Yan's neck, hugged her husband's head, and said in a low voice: "Husband, do you drink grandma?
"Ah?" Shen Yan's face was inexplicably confused, and he didn't understand what his wife meant.
"Drink grandma." Di Lieba said again, and this time Shen Yan quickly understood, because when Di Lieba spoke, he was still holding one of his soft hands, as if breastfeeding a baby.
Shen Yan was made helpless and even more amused, and said: "Where are you playing?"
"Grandma for you, good baby." Di Lieba put his little hand around Shen Yan's head, stroking Shen Yan's hair like an old mother.
Shen Yan smiled and said, "The problem is that you don't have any either."
Many people say that after a girl becomes a woman and a man, she will develop a second time, but this is actually not scientifically justified, and there are not enough examples to show that this sentence is correct.
After a woman is pregnant and has a child, there will indeed be some development. This is not only scientific, but also proved by examples. Boss Shen is the best example, and now he has a bit of a domineering posture.
Although Di Lieba has long been a married woman, her softness is still on the scale of a girl. She is cute, beautiful, and pink. No matter how you look at it, she doesn't want to look like she has milk.
"Don't talk, you are a baby now, you are only one month old, how can you talk, you will be taken away by the scientist uncle, and mother will not be able to find you by then, and mother will be sad."
Shen Yan: "..."
In the end, Shen Yan cooperated with his wife in role-playing for a while, fulfilling Di Lieba's wish to be a mother.
Of course, this kind of play house didn't last long. After a while, Di Lieba returned from the role of mother to the role of wife, and even became a daughter for a while while begging for mercy.
As for how they changed and how they begged for mercy, I can't go into details about this, anyway, it's just a matter of husband and wife.
At [-] o'clock the next morning, all the guests went to the downstairs restaurant to have breakfast, then changed into team uniforms, and went out to start a new day of filming.
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