The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life

"The sun and rain can turn into a heavy rainstorm. Director, you said that God doesn't like you so much."

The guests ran against the executive director again, but the executive director didn't answer, but just stood aside with a smile.

Although he can't appear on the screen, he is also a part of the show that cannot be ignored. Some stalks and some funny scenes often require him to cooperate with the staff to hand over a few umbrellas. Shen Yan opened the umbrella, and when he was about to go out, Liu Shishi ran away. When she came over, she didn't hold an umbrella herself, but hugged Shen Yan's arm, the cat was beside Shen Yan, and the two held an umbrella together.

When passing by Peng Yuchang, Liu Shishi suddenly reached out and knocked off Peng Yuchang's umbrella, then laughed and ran away with her husband.

Peng Yuchang ran into the house in all kinds of messes in the heavy rain, and said to Liu Shishi with a wry smile: "Sister Shishi, I am a loyal fan of Teacher Shen, how could you treat me like this."

Liu Shishi took off her shoes, and sat barefoot on the blanket in the living room on the first floor of Mushroom House. She didn't care about 02's waving of her hands, and said, "You're a young man, it's good for you to get more rain."

Huang Bo laughed and said: "What's the benefit? Why do you still expect Peng Peng to take root and sprout?" The others laughed loudly. The nine guests sat in a row on the blanket. Huang Lei looked at the executive director and said, "Don't be tense, there is Do whatever you want, I'm still waiting to make lunch."

The executive director came in front of the nine people and said: "Because of the weather, we had to change some tasks that were done indoors. As for the specific tasks, we will give this power to the netizens, and the netizens will post the tasks to you. In order to prevent the task of netizens from being too simple, we will give different prices according to the difficulty of the task. Of course, you also have the right to choose to complete or choose to give up. On Yan's lap, he said: "You guys studied for a long time, and finally pushed the work to the netizens? "

Liu Shishi said: "Yes, directors, you are too blatant, are you just being lazy like this?" Tong Liya said: "If you ask netizens to help you write questions, then I think you should give part of the wages to netizens, otherwise you will not It's so unfair."

The three daughters of the Shen family said nothing to each other, unable to utter a word that the executive director was running on, they could only stand there and smile wryly.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Peng Yuchang clapped their hands and laughed, not to mention how happy they were.

"Hahahaha, Lao Chen finally met someone who cleans you up this time." "Sister-in-laws are right, they are so right."

"Old Chen, be careful, if you dare to embarrass us again in the future, we will invite you all eleven from the Shen family."

The three of Huang Lei looked as if their revenge had been avenged. In previous programs, the executive director made things difficult for them. He set up a lot of difficulties for the effect of the program. Today, they finally met the executive director. I am so sorry if this does not make things worse. What they have suffered before.

Get on the props! "

The executive director never answered, turned around and waved to the staff, and then the staff pushed a TV hanging on the shelf, turned on the TV, the picture on the TV was the mushroom house, and it was obvious that the TV was broadcasting live. The barrage also appeared on TV later.

"Because there are too many netizens, we will take screen captures to select the questions of netizens. If you stop, we will take screenshots. Now we can start." The executive director stood next to the TV and said.

The nine guests looked at each other, and Fourth Shen volunteered to stand up and said, "I'm coming, 3, 2, 1, stop."

The TV screen froze, and the nine guests subconsciously leaned forward to look at the barrage on the TV.

"I want to see boulders crushed on my chest, and I hope Huang Bo will perform. You are crazy. Who asked this question? Believe it or not, I will crush you with boulders in my chest."

"Hahahaha, this is so funny. I want to see the two teachers perform a kissing scene. Brother Bo and Brother Lei, this can be mistaken. You are both professional actors. It should be no problem to dedicate yourself to art."

"Kiss one, kiss one, brother Bolei kiss one!" "That's enough, Shen Lao Si, Shen Lao San, don't go too far."

"This one is also good. I hope sister Yaya can dance a dance. I like sister Yaya the most. My sister Yaya is the most beautiful woman in the world. Yaya, are you sure this is not the babysitter you are looking for?"

"I want to see Mr. Shen perform martial arts, um, this is fine, Mr. Shen will come for a while."

The bullet screens are densely packed. Although the screenshots are taken, there are hundreds of them. Excluding those who simply swipe the screen and talk nonsense, there are dozens of people who actually propose tasks, but most of them are not reliable.

Let Huang Bo's chest be broken with big stones, and want to see Huang Bo and Huang Lei's kiss scene, these are relatively normal, and there are some excessive ones, the nine of them are not embarrassed to read it out.

"You are going to choose one of these tasks to complete, can you confirm which task it is?

"The executive director said next to him.

The nine guests looked at each other again, and Liu Shishi stood behind Shen Yan, supporting Shen Yan's shoulder with her small hands, and said, "I think we should choose the task of kissing scene between Brother Bo and Brother Lei, the difficulty factor is not high, and we have to watch it." Point, it is estimated that the price given by the program group is not low, director, if we choose this, how much price will you set for us?

The executive director thought for a while and said, "This task is priced at 100 yuan." "Cut!" He Jiong, Peng Yuchang, and Gu Li Nazha all pouted.

Guli Nazha said: "Director, you are so embarrassed to speak up. It's the first time for two such big-name actors to perform a kissing scene in front of the audience. 1000 yuan is not enough. You only gave one hundred, which is too stingy." .”

"Yes, you have seriously devalued the worth of the two teachers Huang."

"Five thousand, okay? I think this price is more reasonable." Several people began to bargain with the director, but Huang Bo and Huang Lei were in a hurry.

Huang Lei got up and said, "No, you set the price no matter what the situation is, are you crazy? When did I agree to take this task?"

Huang Bo also said: "I'm not talking about you, you are too harsh, you want to see the kiss scene between me and Mr. Huang? You should appreciate the quality."

Liu Shishi said: "It's okay, Brother Bo Lei, at worst, we can just close our eyes." "Old Shen, don't make trouble."

"No, this mission definitely won't work, anyway, I won't accept it, just change one for another."

The correct way to open soft rice

Chapter 677 The most painful thing in the world

Huang Bo and Huang Lei strongly objected, shaking their heads like rattles, and the others "persuaded" a few words in a teasing manner. Finally, everyone laughed and let it go.

When Liu Shishi mentioned this task, she was actually joking, including the ridicule of everyone behind her. Naturally, Huang Bo and Huang Lei would not actually perform a kiss scene in public. Let alone the kiss scene of these two middle-aged men is indeed a bit spicy Eyes, even if you don't think about it, it's impossible to really let them do this task.

Otherwise it would be very disrespectful.

Although actors do have the responsibility to dedicate themselves to art, it still depends on personal choice. If you don't dedicate yourself, no one will force you.

For example, the daughters of the Shen family, although they are all professional actors, they always use stand-ins for kissing scenes and sex scenes, and never act in person.

Moreover, taking a step back, even if Huang Bo and Huang Lei are really willing to dedicate their lives to art, it still has to be art. A small reality show game, what kind of art is this?

"I think it's a waste of time for us to discuss like this. Why don't we ask the director to list a price list for the tasks on the barrage first, and then we will choose tasks according to the price list. Let's see if this works." He Jiongju hand suggested.

Everyone else nodded, this is indeed a time-saving and labor-saving method.

However, the director was busy. The tasks on the bullet screen were all random, and they didn't know it beforehand, so the pricing had to be decided temporarily.

Several staff members and the executive director researched for a while, and made a rough table, and the first thing on the table was "I want to see Teacher Shen perform martial arts". This task was priced at 200 yuan by the program team .

The second place is "I hope Sister Yaya can dance a dance". The price of this task program group is 150 yuan.

The third is "Shen Lao San and Shen Lao Si singing "Because of Love"", priced at 130 yuan.

Liu Shishi pinched Bai Nen's neck and said unconvinced: "What do you mean, is it aimed at us? Why are the tasks that our family needs to complete so expensive?"

Gu Li Nazha looked at the fourth sister and said, "Isn't it better to be more expensive? Don't you want it to be cheaper?" Liu Shishi was taken aback, then nodded silently, and said, "That's true."

"Hahahaha!" Huang Bo and the others burst out laughing at Liu Shishi's cute look.

Peng Yuchang smiled a little weirdly, and occasionally looked at Liu Shishi with complicated eyes.

He has a secret that he has never dared to tell others, that is, the ideal type in his heart is actually Liu Shishi. When he first entered the entertainment industry, he even had such a glimmer of fantasy.

Although he is two years younger than Liu Shishi, he is regarded as a colleague in the industry after all, and has many opportunities to meet. It is impossible to say that the two may get together.

However, after Liu Shishi got married, and after he met Shen Yan, this fantasy was completely shattered.

Even if he had cheered himself up, and even thought to himself that Shen Yan was so playful, Liu Shishi might not be happy if she married into the Shen family.

But reality is reality, Shen Yan's excellence, Liu Shishi's reliance on Shen Yan, and the happy smile on her face all told him that he has no chance at all, until now, he has basically given up any hope, He even planned to gradually forget Liu Shishi.

But how can it be possible to forget about things like feelings, when they don't meet each other, it won't be a big deal, and now he is a little complicated in his heart after ten rehearsals.

The most painful thing in the world is probably looking at the woman you like, hugging other men's necks, the most damning thing is that women are still happy "What's the matter? I think it's old Shen, after all, money is the most Yes." Huang Bo was still talking about the mission, not only him, but even Huang Lei and He Jiong didn't notice Peng Yuchang's strangeness.

Tong Liya, on the other hand, glanced at Peng Yuchang indiscriminately, but she didn't think much about it. To put it a bit more arrogantly, the suitors of their eleven sisters could circle the earth several times, which is really not surprising.

"Reconsideration, Mr. Shen, come here!

"For 200 yuan, one task can replace our previous arrears.

Huang Lei and He Jiong followed suit.

Shen Yan was not pretentious, he stood up from the blanket, put on his shoes and came to the open space in front, and said to the executive director, "Can you perform any martial arts?"

The executive director doesn't know much about martial arts, so he thought for a while and said, "There is no requirement for the category, but the duration should not be too short, at least not less than 5 minutes.

Shen Yan nodded, then took off his coat, revealing the two black vests inside.

The vest is tightly attached to the body, and the pectoral and abdominal muscles are clearly displayed. The inverted triangle body shape is like a work of art carved by the most brilliant master sculptor. It is not as bloated and clumsy as the bodybuilders. The explosive power contained in it is extremely obvious.

Before Shen Yan could perform, the live broadcast room was already boiling, and the live broadcast room was completely covered by snowflake-like barrage.

"Handsome, Mr. Shen's figure is so awesome, I'm envious, and I don't know how to get it out of it."

"I, a man, can't help but lick the screen. I won't be bent by Mr. Shen. I have a girlfriend." I love it. I hate muscular men, especially those who practice bodybuilding. It's disgusting, but my Yanyan's body is really good, I really want to be ravaged by him. "

"Ah, ah, ah, Shen Yan, I love you, and I want you to be Shen Twelve."

"Shout, it's really nothing, it's just a good-looking skin, and the good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting soul... let's not talk, I'm going to wash Nene."

"Hahaha, hurry up and thank me. If the mission I posted hadn't been selected, do you think you would have a screen to lick?"

"It's like being hugged by Mr. Shen, I feel like I can die happily, okay, Shen Yan, I love you for the rest of my life, the TV in Mushroom House still captures the screen, so the people at the scene don't know how lively it is in the live broadcast room .

Only the staff who have been paying attention to the live broadcast room know how enthusiastic the audience is at the moment. He quietly came behind the executive director and whispered about the situation in the live broadcast room.

The executive director laughed involuntarily, and his mood, which was messed up by the weather before, got better again.

In the end, he was the one who won the game. Although the weather was bad, he could still find a solution.

Chapter 678 This Is Chinese Martial Arts (

Interacting with the audience is the ultimate move that the executive director found. Although the method is not surprising, the result is obvious.

After all, the show is filmed for the audience to watch, as long as the parents are happy, nothing else matters.

The executive director is even a little grateful for the rain outside at this moment, otherwise he is really not sure whether the tasks he arranged before will be better than the current one.

Shen Yan didn't punch right away. After pondering for a while, he said to the camera: "I participated in Gao Xiaosong's program before, and Gao Xiaosong once asked me a question, that is, whether Huaxia Wushu has actual combat ability. I can be very responsible now. Let me tell you that from the moment of its birth, Huaxia Wushu has been a killing technique, and it was born for actual combat. Therefore, Huaxia Wushu is not a show, and its actual combat ability is not weaker than any other fighting technique in the world.

Shen Yan didn't quite understand why he said these things, but after careful consideration, it might be because of his love for Chinese martial arts.

He possesses master-level fighting skills, and he can basically know any fighting technique handed down in the world. Speaking of it, the feelings for Huaxia Wushu must be the deepest.

Huaxia Wushu, or Huaxia Kungfu, used to be an important label of Huaxia, and the Chinese people were also proud of it, but ever since some Tai Chi masters appeared on the Internet, they just set a pigeon in their hands, and then used the so-called soft strength , making the pigeon unable to fly.

There are even more exaggerated beatings in the air, just a random push, and the person on the opposite side jumps around as if their tail has been stepped on.

These people's pretending to play ghosts has gradually reduced Huaxia martial arts to a joke. Not to mention foreigners, even Huaxia's own people have doubts about what their ancestors left behind.

To say that this actually doesn't have much to do with Shen Yan, he knows kung fu well, but he doesn't rely on it for a living, no matter what the Chinese martial arts degrades, it won't harm his interests.

However, as the inheritor of Huaxia Wushu, he really couldn't accept Huaxia Wushu being insulted by these people.

That's why he said what he said at this moment. He never thought of relying on his own strength to justify the name of Chinese martial arts. He has never been a person who takes the world as his own responsibility. He just does his part and has a clear conscience.

"I know that some people may not believe it, they will doubt... But it doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. What I want to say is that if you only think that Huaxia Wushu is just a killing technique, then you are too shallow and ignorant. The greatest charm of Huaxia Wushu, and The difference from other fighting arts in the world is that for thousands of years, our ancestors have endowed it with richer connotations. Chinese martial arts is not so much a fighting art as it is a kind of spirit of our Chinese people. Inheritance, national inheritance.

What is Huaxia Wushu?Perseverance and self-improvement, this is Chinese martial arts. "After Shen Yan finished speaking, he punched.

Tai Chi, Bagua, Xingyi, Wing Chun...