The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life

"Let's play cards!"

"I'm going to get the poker. I have some new ones in the house."

Di Lieba went back to her room to get the poker, took off her shoes and went to bed with Yang Mi, sat down cross-legged, placed a cushion in the middle, and said to Shen Yan who was still standing at the window: "Come here, Chen Yan."

Shen Yan propped his hands on the window sill, his eyes were still on the rain curtain, and he said without turning his head: "You guys play, I won't play."

Yang Mi wrinkled her pretty face and said, "Can you stop spoiling the fun, how can the two of you play?"

"Yeah, if you don't play, what's the point of playing just the two of us." Di Lieba also said.

Shen Yan turned around, looked at the two girls, and said, "You may be even more boring if I play."

Yang Mi and Di Lieba looked at each other, "How do you say that?"

Shen Yan said: "You guys can't beat me, you lose every time, how boring?"

"Hey, I'm going, this is not treating me as a human being."

"It's too arrogant, do you know that we are the Goddess of Gamblers on the set?"

Chapter 44

Yang Mi and Di Lieba are very upset, it's okay to be beaten for cooking and singing, but they dare to be so arrogant even playing cards?

Di Lieba is really not bragging. The nicknames of the two female gamblers on the set are not in vain. In the past when they played cards with others, they always won more and lost less.

The styles of the two are still somewhat different. Yang Mi is good at playing cards. She has a smart head and quick response. She can memorize cards. She can play the right cards every time, and she can roughly guess the remaining cards in the opponent's hand. , the one who wins will naturally be more.

As for Di Lieba, she is purely lucky, and she can get good cards with all hands. Although her card skills are very average, she has always played the winning role with her full hand of good cards.

"Who doesn't know how to brag? In the poker field, don't just talk and practice." Yang Mi raised his fair chin and said.

Shen Yan still shook his head, sat on the chair, facing the cool wind outside the window, closed his eyes and meditated.

Di Lieba got off the bed and pulled him up directly, saying: "Come and play, hurry up."

Shen Yan sighed: "You really can't play with me, I can't control it, but in the end it made you feel bad, and you will definitely blame me for hitting you again."

"My god, this is too arrogant, I can't take it anymore, you have to play, don't worry, no matter how you hit, we will definitely not blame you."

Yang Mi also came to pull Shen Yan.

The two girls dragged Shen Yan onto the bed, pressed his body, and made him sit down.

"Doudizhu can play, we all play this!" Yang Mi said as he washed the poker skillfully with his small hands.

Shen Yan nodded.

Yang Mi said again: "It's not interesting to just play cards, but you have to win some prizes anyway, don't you have any objections?"

Shen Yan continued to nod.

Seeing this, Yang Mi showed a sly smile on his face, and said: "Usually, we all play stickers, but this time I think we can play more excitingly, do you dare?"

Shen Yan said: "Whatever!"

Yang Mi said: "Okay, then let's play drawing bastards. The winner draws bastards on the loser's body. Each time the bastards are only the size of a coin, the loser can choose where to draw them on his body. Sample?"

"Casual!"

"OK, that's it!"

Yang Mi gave Di Lieba a look, and Di Lieba blinked to express acceptance.

The two of them were determined to get back to the scene once, in order to avenge Shen Yan's blows these days.

After the poker was cut and placed on the cushion, the three of them started to draw cards. Because it was the first hand, Yang Mi who drew the cards first called the landlord first.

Her hand is very good, although there is no king or king, but the cards are very big, two 2s, three aces, three kings, the cards are very neat.

But she still didn't call the landlord, because she and Di Lieba had discussed it long ago, they must be together from beginning to end, and resolutely fight Shen Yan to the end.

Di Lieba sat at Yang Mi's house, and she didn't call the landlord.

"Three points!"

Shen Yan directly took the remaining three cards, called three points, and became the landlord.

Yang Mi glanced at Di Lieba, Di Lieba nodded, and snickered proudly, her card is not big, but it goes smoothly, three 3s, three 4s, three 5s, a big plane, as long as Yang Mi puts She has two hands, and she can clear the cards in minutes.

The two girls were full of confidence, they looked at Shen Yan with a smile on their faces, and they were already thinking about playing tricks on Shen Yan.

For the first game, Shen Yan definitely chose to paint on the hands or arms, but they are not in a hurry, just take their time, and when these places are full, they can paint on Shen Yan's face. painted.

At that time, we must take pictures as souvenirs, and when Shen Yan becomes more arrogant in the future, they will take out the photos, and if he refuses to change after repeated admonitions, they will threaten him to post it on Weibo to see if he accepts it.

"3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A."

Shen Yan played the cards first, and the first hand was a big straight, from 3 to ace.

"So smooth!" Yang Mi pursed her lips.

"No!" Di Lieba held the card in one hand and held her pretty face in the other.

"Twin kings!"

Shen Yan played two more cards, and this time he directly played Wang Zha.

Yang Mi and Di Lieba were a little dumbfounded. Looking at the remaining four cards in Shen Yan's hand, their pretty faces were a little helpless. No need to ask, this one has no other bombs except the double king. The last one left by Shen Yan must be It's three belts and one, this is to hit them in the spring.

The two women were very angry. They lost so badly in the first hand, but there was nothing they could do about it. The two of them are just the Goddess of Gamblers on the set, even if the Goddess of Gamblers in the world comes, they will lose.

"Three Jacks with a 6."

Sure enough, the last thing Shen Yan left was three belts and one.

"Your card is too good!" Yang Mi shuffled the cards unconvinced.

Di Lieba was willing to admit defeat, and handed Shen Yan the watercolor pens they usually used to read scripts.

"Here, you draw!"

Di Lieba stretched generously again.He showed his white and tender little hands and asked Shen Yan to draw on her palms.

It's just the first round, it doesn't matter, it's still drawn on the palm of your hand anyway, it's no big deal, just win it back.

In the poker field, there is no winning general, and it is normal to lose a game or two.

Chapter 45

"I called for 3 points, a bomb for 6 points, and a spring for 12 points."

Shen Yan opened the watercolor pen, and made calculations in his mouth.

Yang Mi and Di Lieba looked at each other, their mouths were full of suffocation, they didn't know, this loss was really miserable, they lost 12 points, and the two of them added up to 24 points.

"You draw it, there are only 12, my sister can afford to lose."

Di Lieba snorted.

Shen Yan grabbed Di Lieba's fair wrist and began to draw on her hand, one bastard, one coin-sized, twelve, covering her entire small hand.

The palm, the back of the hand, the fingers, and the last one was drawn directly on the wrist.

"You're pretty cute!"

Di Lieba looked at the little bastards in his hands, and didn't think it was too difficult to accept, but thought it was fun. Shen Yan is a master painter, with just a few strokes, a vivid and lovely little bastard came out.

After drawing for Di Lieba, Shen Yan filled Yang Mi's left hand again.

"Come again!"

Yang Mi cut open the card, and said proudly.

Shen Yan won the hand, which means he will draw the cards first, and he will be the first to call the landlord.

The two girls played well, and they couldn't help but feel a little nervous, for fear that Shen Yan would not call him a landlord.

In that case, they can only fight among themselves, although they can win Shen Yan, but the other one will definitely be sacrificed.

"Three points!"

In the expectant eyes of the two women, Shen Yan called the landlord, and another three points.

This made the two girls feel relieved, but also secretly happy.

Shen dog thief, die, wait for the punishment from MeShaoNv fighters, we will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

"Three 3s, three 4s, three 5s, three 6s, three 7s, with 10, Q, K, A, 2."

With a calm face, Shen Yan put all the cards in his hand neatly on the cushion.

Get rid of all the cards in one hand, and it will be another spring.

The two women on the opposite side were already dumbfounded, and they all looked dumbfounded. What's going on?

Di Lieba still has four jacks in his hand, and Yang Mi still has two kings in his hand. As a result, none of the cards are played, and they are all rotten in his hands. Is there any reason?

"You... Are you cheating? How can there be such a smooth card?"

Yang Mi wrinkled her pretty face, looked at Shen Yan suspiciously and said.

Playing Doudizhu, it is normal to have a spring once in a while, but it is a bit unreasonable to have two springs in a row, especially this one, the card sequence is a bit too much.

Shen Yan shook his head, and said: "The cards you shuffle are also the ones you cut, how can I cheat?"

Yang Mi threw away the cards in his hand in frustration, that's right, she shuffled and cut the cards, Shen Yan really has no possibility of cheating.

Is it really luck?His luck must have been too good.

Yang Mi shuffled the cards angrily, this time she shuffled the cards more seriously, she shuffled seven or eight times.

And Di Lieba stretched out obediently.He held out his other hand and asked Shen Yan to draw bastards on her hand.

She didn't pay too much attention to winning or losing, and she didn't feel bad even when she was painted as a bastard.

On the contrary, the more she looked at it, the more she felt that the little bastard Shen Yan drew for her was very cute.

Cute, not ugly at all.