The Right Way to Open a Perfect Life

Even if he was doing them a favor, if he continued to chat like this, he would have nothing to do with it.

"Really? That's great, Mr. Shen, you are my savior. Really, I'm so sleepy that I can hardly keep my eyes open."

Yue Yunpeng, who had been dozing off with his head down, immediately revived after hearing Shen Yan's words, and said with gratitude on his fat face.

Xie Na leaned on the table and smiled, "It seems that you can open your eyes when you are not sleepy."

Zhao Liying held her pretty face, her eyelids were a little heavy at first, but now she became interested, and said, "Speaking of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern"?

Shen Yan shook his head, and said: "Many viewers of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" have heard it, and your progress is different, so let me tell you about my experience of chasing corpses in Xiangxi."

Liu Yifei had a dazed face, and asked cutely: "When did you chase corpses in Xiangxi? Aren't you only 20 years old this year?"

Shen Yan said speechlessly: "Sister, do you understand the story? Are you still listening?"

Liu Yifei smiled flatteringly, leaned her head on Shen Yan's arm and said, "Listen, listen, I promise I won't say a word again."

Shen Yan flicked Liu Yifei's white forehead, and raised his arm again.

"mean.

Liu Yifei sat back, muttered something into her mouth, then lifted her fair foot and kicked Shen Yan's leg lightly.

"Xiangxi chase corpses, you all know about it." Shen Yan glanced at the crowd, his accent remained the same, but his tone became a little gloomy and low Huang Lei nodded and said, "I've heard of it."

Xie Na said: "Is it just like in Hong Kong movies, a Taoist priest takes the lead, followed by a group of zombies, jumping and jumping.

Shen Yan nodded, then shook his head again, and said: "This is the form, but it's not Taoist priests who drive corpses, and Taoist priests don't do this either. We should have a special name for corpse corpses, and others call us corpse craftsmen. Corpse chasers are Among the three teachings and nine streams, the status is comparable to that of beggars. Children from good families will not do this. Only poor families and families with no food will send their children out to learn to drive corpses. I want to become an official corpse. , there are three points, one is to be a teacher, the other is to be bold, and the third is to be ugly...

"You're not ugly...I shut up!"

Liu Yifei interjected subconsciously, but after being cast a sideways glance by Shen Yan, she immediately covered her small mouth, sat up straight, and acted like I was very well-behaved.

Chapter 259 The Third Pit

Shen Yan's story is a repertoire of "Flowers and Boys", and there are even many viewers who watch the show just to listen to Shen Yan's storytelling.

Now Shen Yan also has many exclusive story fans, or novel fans, which is still a fairly large group.

At this time, when Shen Yan said that he was going to tell a story, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately rejoiced, but when they heard Shen Yan said that he was going to tell a new story, the audience immediately exploded.

"Shen Yan, can you still have some morals? It's endless, right? The first two pits haven't been filled yet, and the third pit is opened?"

"Nizi, are you trying to piss off your father and me? Your sister's Xiangxi exorcist, can you finish "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" first?" How long has it been?"

"I can only say hehe, this Nizi is deliberately teasing us."

"I feel like I'll never hear the end of Ghost Blowing Out the Lantern in my lifetime.

"Wang Shibei set the Central Plains Day, and the family sacrifices were never forgotten to tell Nai Weng.

"You can be self-willed if you are talented, but your sister, you are too self-willed." "The audience in the live broadcast room reacted fiercely, and the barrage kept swiping the screen. Many people even left messages asking fans to turn black and uninstall Mango Video network, never watch Shonan Satellite TV.

However, the actual situation is that the number of people in Shen Yan's live broadcast room has not decreased, on the contrary, with the opening of the new story, the number of people is still increasing slowly.

The law of true fragrance is vividly reflected at this moment.

The staff of the program group did not panic at all, they already had experience. When Shen Yan was going to talk about "The Years I Was Mr. Strange", the audience's reaction was quite intense. As a result, fans who like Mr. Strange now are a little bit more No less than those who like ghost blowing lights.

"Casting corpses is an industry of the times, and it is also a characteristic industry of China. Chinese people pay attention to returning fallen leaves to their roots. After death, they must return to their homeland, otherwise they will be lonely ghosts. In the early years, transportation was very inconvenient. It would be very troublesome to transport them back to their hometown, and it would be costly and laborious... If there is a need, there will be a supply, and for these reasons, the industry of exorcising corpses came into being."

"Rather than driving corpses, we might as well call them carrying corpses. We will clean up the internal organs of the corpses, put straw, do some embalming work, and then carry the corpses on the road. Most of the time, we will choose to drive at night, because Chasing corpses is unlucky, if you are met by someone during the day, you will inevitably be disgusted, and if you are a bit vicious, you will even be beaten.

"To put it bluntly, there is nothing mysterious about driving corpses. It's just a way for poor people to make a living. Of course, if you want to ask me if I have encountered strange things, then I won't lie to you. I really did. Live a lot.

The first time I chased a corpse was when I was 14 years old. I followed the master to chase the corpse for the first time in my life... ""The master said that people have three lamps, which are on the top of the head and two shoulders. If someone pats you on the shoulder when you are driving at night , don't turn your head, because as long as you turn your head, you will turn off a lamp. This lamp is the three souls of the three souls and seven souls. Once the soul is gone...

Shen Yan's deep voice resounded, and the postures of the other people in the gazebo were different, but the same thing was that they all had serious expressions, all of them concentrated, and it was hard to find a trace of sleepiness on their faces.

The live broadcast room is also very quiet at the moment. The audience who shouted to get rid of their fans and called Shen Yan to be unscrupulous did not post barrage anymore. They listened more carefully and seriously than anyone else. The digging was successful. As for when to fill it in, it probably depends on his mood.

Ghost stories are about half-truths and half-false, and they must not be divorced from life, because people can only find a sense of substitution in things that they are familiar with and used to.

If you put ghosts in outer space, it is estimated that the level of terror is not as good as that of aliens.

What Shen Yan said about exorcising corpses is true. This industry did exist in Western Hunan, and it is not mysterious at all. It can be understood as a group of people engaged in transporting corpses. It is essentially the same as the current express delivery industry. It's just that the express delivery is different.

As for encountering ghosts, encountering fox demons, weasel spirits, etc., this is pure nonsense.

It was already noon, the sun was slanting westward, and the sunlight became much milder. On the clouds in the sky, a streak of orange was reflected, and Shen Yan's story ended here. The few people in the gazebo were a little bit unfinished, but they didn't actually hear it. That's enough, but I'm sorry to let Shen Yan talk about it.

After all, Shen Yan has been talking for more than two hours, so he must be very tired, and no one is ashamed to say this.

The few people in the gazebo were embarrassed to speak, but the audience in the live broadcast room didn't care about it.

It was very obvious that the originally clean live broadcast screen, immediately after Shen Yan's story was interrupted, layers of bullet screens floated up, like snowflakes, covering the live broadcast screen in an instant.

"I'm going, come here again, Nizi, do you want to play your father and me to death?" "Nimma, I accidentally fell into the pit again, this time there is one more story to chase."

"Dad Shen, I'll call you Dad, okay? Can we be more specific, but let's finish one by one first. You're digging holes endlessly, and you're still making it hard for us to survive."

"Fans turn black, don't explain!"

Crowdfunding, I donate ten blades. "

"Hahaha, I'm happier being a fan of Teacher Shen."

"That's right, tell yarn stories and write new songs. I'm a little tired of repeating those songs."

"

The life in Mushroom House is indeed very leisurely, and the name "Longing for Life" is not in vain.

In addition to eating, it is just playing, occasionally interspersed with some not-so-heavy farm work, this is the whole program.

This kind of life like a salted fish is indeed very yearning.

At this moment, after listening to the story, several people began to study dinner again.

Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying had no requirements for dinner, they only cared about one thing, and that was the fried river prawns that Shen Yan promised them.

"You promised to fry river prawns tonight, so don't count your words."

"This is what we have worked so hard to catch. Every shrimp contains our hard work and hard work." The two women, one on each side, chattered to Shen Yan like chanting scriptures.

At first Shen Yan just listened and didn't answer, then he directly covered his ears with his hands.

Several people nearby laughed when they saw this, Huang Lei said with a smile: "Look at these two girls driving Shen Yan, they must be going crazy." He Jiong said: "It's the first time I saw Yifei and Liying like this, they are so cute . "

Chapter 260

Xie Na sat beside her without speaking, holding her face in her hands, her eyes full of scientific research.

She now has a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone.

Because only she knows the inside story, I am afraid that she understands their thoughts better than Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying. This is a great topic about whether love is selfless or tolerant.

At present, she is more inclined to be tolerant, because facts speak louder than words.

"I just want to ask a question, what kind of effort and hard work have you put in?" Shen Yan looked helplessly at the two girls beside him.

Liu Yifei seemed very dissatisfied with Shen Yan's words, she frowned and said, "Why do I not like your words so much? Are you trying to kill my efforts?"

"It's our efforts!" Zhao Liying corrected the mistake next to her, and then said "[-]" and said: "We are an important part of the shrimp fishing team, okay, if it weren't for us, we would work hard, not be afraid of difficulties, and not be too dirty Don't get tired of stirring the water, do you think you can catch so many river prawns?"

"Yes!" Shen Yan nodded earnestly and sincerely without a single pause. "I can do it without you, and I really can't think of a more mindless and simple job than stirring the water. I can do it with a dog. For example, those four, what are they called? They have names. ?"

He Jiong suppressed a smile and said, "They are called pots and pans."

"Oh!" Shen Yan nodded, then frowned and said, "Who came up with such a bad name."

"Hahaha!" Xie Na next to her finally stopped doing scientific research and was so teased that she lay down on the table and laughed.

Liu Yifei patted Shen Yan's arm and reminded: "This is the name Mr. Huang collected from netizens on the Internet. Didn't he introduce it to you when you came yesterday?"

Shen Yan said: "Is there any? I remember that Teacher He only introduced you two to me when I came here."

Liu Yifei tilted her head, her fair and delicate pretty face was dazed and cute, she thought for a while and said, "No, why do you sound like you are scolding me? Are you comparing us to dogs?"

Shen Yan shook his head and said: "You are wronging people too much. In my heart, you two are much more important than dogs."

Zhao Liying put her hand on her forehead and said to Liu Yifei with a pretty face full of helplessness: "Sister, is it something to be proud of being more important than a dog? Isn't this still on the same level as a dog?

"puff!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Haha, I can't do it, I am so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing, haha!"

This time not only Xie Na, He Jiong, Huang Lei, Yue Yunpeng, and Peng Yuchang were all laughed out loud.

After joking around for a while, the sun finally set. Huang Lei went into the kitchen and started cooking. Shen Yan, Liu Yifei, and Zhao Liying also followed.

Shen Yan came here to fry the river prawns, as for the latter two, they themselves said that they were supervising Shen Yan and asked him to fry them well and not be lazy.

But what actually happened, in fact, the other people knew it in their hearts. Thinking about what even Peng Yuchang could see, why couldn't the other people see it? Ever since Shen Yan came, Liu Yifei and Zhao Liying seemed to have been following him The buttocks are turned backwards, except for sleeping and going to the toilet, otherwise it is really rare that the three of them are not together.

"This stove feels very old, and few people in the countryside use this kind of stove now." Liu Yifei squatted beside the stove with her white legs bent, and said while observing curiously.

The stove in the Mushroom House is like a big country pot. Add firewood to the stove and cook water and stir-fry on it. This thing is actually very inconvenient. For the same meal, using this stove and using a gas stove are two completely different things. feel.

In the first two episodes, Huang Lei has been proposing that the program team get a gas stove, but unfortunately the program team has not agreed.

Of course, everything has pros and cons, and this kind of stove is also good, that is, it is heated evenly, and the temperature of firewood is higher than that of gas, so the food tastes better.

"Yes, my grandma still has this kind of cauldron in my grandma's house. There are many houses in the countryside. You haven't seen it before." Zhao Liying, who was squatting on the other side, argued with Liu Yifei with lowered eyes, then raised her head, obediently Smiling to Shen Yan: "Let me help you fuel the fire. When I was young, my grandma cooked, and I helped fuel the fire."

Shen Yan nodded

Zhao Liying smiled sweetly, picked up the firewood and put it in the stove.

Liu Yifei had a small mouth, and her pretty face looked uneasy, wishing to stuff Zhao Baozi into the stove as firewood, what do you say when I say something?I talked to you?Stinky show off...

Also, what's so great about adding firewood, isn't it just adding firewood?Who doesn't seem like it.

Thinking about it, Liu Yifei picked up a piece of firewood and put it in the stove.

The two girls are just like a competition, if you put one, I must put one, there is no difference.

But the size of the stove is limited, it is not an infinite space, and it was filled to the brim by the two of them in a short while.

Anyone who understands this knows that the more firewood added to a large pot is not the better, because if too much firewood is added in a short period of time, there will be insufficient air inside, and the fire will not start.