Disputes on the street will eventually damage your reputation. In order to avoid being seen as a joke, An Luo dragged Barnier and wanted to bury him in a cemetery first.
It's a pity that he seemed to know An Luo's residence, so he rushed over regardless. He almost got into fights with An Luo several times on the way, but it was Alice who made peace with An Luo so that An Luo didn't break his mask.
An Luo was really troubled by the arrival of Barnier, the god of plague. No one knew what this guy looked like. It was hard for him to estimate how outrageous things the other party could do.
He knew that as the head of the original Duke of Hell, the immortal who surpassed ordinary life forms, Barnier, who was immortal from the beginning, naturally did not need the redundant ability to reproduce offspring, so there was no so-called gender.
Barnier himself also has no concept of gender, and gender is indeed meaningless, so Barnier can change his appearance and gender without any psychological pressure. After all, his current body is made of mud except for the mask.
Even though he looks like a man now, he doesn't have an Adam's apple or a penis. Relying on his ability to change his appearance at will, Barnier used to like to approach men as a peerless beauty, and only after doing everything possible to make the other party fall in love with him did he reveal his true colors and say, " It's a pity, we don't really have gender~!" Then it was to enjoy the feeling that the other party was so mad that he wanted to kill, but he couldn't beat him and could only beat his chest and shed tears of blood.
Some time before An Luo left, Barnier was still dressed up as a peerless beauty in the beauty pageant, and said coquettishly on the stage that he wanted to take off his clothes, which caused the audience to erupt, but then took off the mask directly, and came a "gorgeous" The peeling of the skin" turned the peerless beauty into a puddle of soil and disintegrated, and another puddle of soil rose up from the ground to form the appearance of a devil gentleman, making everyone in the beauty pageant wither, and even exploded immediately pot.
Now... this troublesome troublemaker is here, just thinking about what kind of trouble he will cause An Luo feels a little headache, after all, he knows it almost without even thinking about it, this guy will definitely find a way to get him to wipe it off for him butt.
There seemed to be nothing wrong with the student union on Friday, so Bai Yingui, who came back early, couldn't help showing a surprised expression when he noticed a man wearing a mask behind An Luo who was full of displeasure.
Because the guests who will visit this family are all women except the father and son of the Baiyin family. This time, a man suddenly appeared, which naturally surprised Gui, and he couldn't help asking: "This is...?"
"——I am the root and culprit of evil! I am the great demon who sees through everything in the world! I am also the head of the seven great demons! The Duke of Hell who leads countless demons in hell! Barnier!"
"Uh...that tone..." Barnier's pretentious self-introduction made Bai Yingui immediately think of his good sister, and his expression became very surprised: "Could it be...you Is it Huihui's father? Uncle??"
"Yes! I am the father of that funny race and An Luo!"
"Get out, you jilless person, why don't you just say you're my mother?"
"Alright, come on, call me mother!" Barnier agreed without even thinking about it, and puffed up his chest to propose: "Seeing that you are my heir, if you call me, I can consider becoming you." A stunning beauty like the mother of your fiancé, and then breastfeed you!"
"...cough, I'm not that kind of person! But... how do you make milk?"
Thinking of the photo of Alice's mother in the photo of magic props that he had seen occasionally in the castle, An Luo couldn't help hesitating for a moment, and at the same time looked at Barnier's plain chest, curious whether his lump of loess could Rubbing to look like a beautiful woman, but how to produce milk?
But thinking about it carefully, Barnier seems to only need to take a sip of milk, and then let the esophagus in the throat be stored in the chest and produce milk naturally, although it may have an earthy taste, but The tits coming out of the chest of a being who looks like a peerless beauty......
...
"Master An Luo, what are you thinking about?"
Alice, whose face became terrified in an instant, reached out and grabbed An Luo's collar and forced him to bend down, causing An Luo to immediately shake his head into a rattle: "No, no, no, I refuse. Yeah, I'm just a little curious after the rejection..."
"What are you curious about? And...why did you hesitate?" Alice tilted her head slightly, revealing a cute but inexplicably chilling smile.
"Well, well... I just suddenly thought that Alice's mother is so beautiful, and that Alice, who is already a beautiful girl, must have endless possibilities, and even a future beyond her mother's is very possible, so I am a little worried about the future. In case there are challengers who come out to me every day, what method should I use to get rid of it?"
"really?"
"Of course!"
An Luo, who calmly faced the girl's suspicious gaze, opened Alice's hand little by little, and heard it before he stood up. Barnier, who was bending over and staring at the subconsciously retreating Bai Yingui, whispered in surprise. Whisper: "Is this also an emotion of jealousy?"
"what?"
"I found something interesting."
Barnier, who raised the corner of his exposed mouth, didn't explain the matter clearly, but Bai Yingui subconsciously hid beside An Luo, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, uncle's secondary symptoms seem to be worse than Huihui's. Is this terminally ill? And...does she still have the habit of breastfeeding in women's clothing??"
"...that's about it, plus he's asexual, and I'm not fed by him."
Not knowing how to explain Barnier's matter, An Luo could only evade it vaguely, which made Gui's expression even weirder: "Really, he is really an avant-garde person...then I should call him Uncle still has to be called aunt??"
"whatever."
Of course, An Luo doesn't care about things that are not his own, and at the same time try not to think too much about these things, so as to avoid wasting unnecessary energy, and he will be too tired later.
Naruse Shiraha, who came out of the room, seemed to have heard the conversation in the living room before, and when he realized who the visitor was, he seemed very shy, and didn't know how to face the other party, but because he knew it would be bad not to go out, And timidly walked out of the room.
"That, that... hello."
"Oh~ This is the special girl you mentioned in the past, she really is a special existence."
Although he can see through people's thoughts, he doesn't really understand all human communication and thoughts. Therefore, Barnier squeezed his chin with one hand, recalled An Luo's description and thought about Bai Yu's thoughts at the moment.
But his speech also made Bai Yu misunderstand the content, blushing and looking restless, and Bai Yingui and Alice looked at An Luo with unfriendly eyes.
Without waiting for An Luo to explain Barnier's ambiguous words, Baiyin's father, who had temporarily stopped setting up a fortune-telling stall after being contacted by Bai Yingui, had already come out through the open door behind him, and when he saw Barnier Immediately showed a look of surprise and excitement: "Oh~! Brother! It's been a long time! You are still so young! How do you take care of it??"
"It's very simple~ Just cut it off!"
"Huh...cut, cut off?"
"Yes, cut it off! Only by getting rid of the secular shackles of gender can we go beyond common sense!" Like this salesman, Barnier enthusiastically sold his beauty secrets with a friendly smile, but Baiyin's father His lower body was cold, and he subconsciously shook his head like a rattle and hid behind An Luo.
An Luo, who had been just looking at the two without talking before, learned from this conversation that Barnier had changed when he came, the memory in Baiyin's father's head.
"You guys talk first, I'll talk to this guy alone."
In order to avoid any irreversible accidents, An Luo grabbed Barnier by the back collar and dragged him to the rooftop regardless of the doubts of the girls.
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On an empty rooftop.
After An Luo closed the door casually, he used magic to add another layer of locks to prevent someone from unlocking it with a key. Then he frowned and looked at the demon gentleman who was looking around.
"Although there are many things I want to ask, first of all... what are you doing here?"
"It's really a chilling question. Of course I'm here to visit your old friend."
Barnier shook his head while pressing the mask with one hand.
"...Then don't just think about being my father! Don't even think about being my mother! Also, why didn't you tell me in advance when you let Alice come over?! Although you are funny, you are still a devil duke, right?! "
"There's something hidden about this." Barnier spread out his hands frankly, and sighed as if he couldn't help it: "At first, I also wanted to refuse, and then asked her justly if she was insulting us. But...that princess gave too much!"
"...Alright, although I don't think money is really meaningful to you, let's put this issue aside." Although he could feel that there must be something hidden in it, Barnier definitely didn't He would say, so he didn't care about this question, and instead asked: "Then, aren't you going to make money? Why are you here?"
"Don't mention it... It's not that goddamn useless shopkeeper, that bastard took advantage of my inattention and wiped out all the money I made...!"
Bending over and raising his trembling hands, Banir, who seemed to want to strangle Wiz to death, quickly adjusted his mood and looked at An Luo, showing a bright smile when he couldn't restrain the anger in his heart and his eyes were shining. : "So... now that I have no money, we can only come here to find you to change the mood of going bankrupt again!"
"... Seriously, can I kill you? Quickly take out the main body and let me kill you."
An Luo walked forward quickly with a cold face, but Barnier stretched out his palm to him, beckoning him to calm down and said unhurriedly: "It's natural for a brave man to challenge a demon, but... You are clearly a brave man, but you don’t save the world, you waste your time here with a few humans, you are so lazy, you will cry in another world with the name of a wicked brave man who is famous all over the world.”
"There is no problem in that world anymore? What else is there to save?"
"Who said there is only one world? Don't you also know that there are countless worlds? The number of worlds competing with each other between hell and heaven cannot be counted. As a brave man, you should not expel cunning gods and maintain world peace and demons. benefit?"
Barnier said something that was completely illogical. He wanted to add An Luo to the demon camp. He hoped to taste the power of the gods. When he looked at the brave men who appeared on the demon side, those gods could produce delicious negative effects. mood.
An Luo also saw through his thoughts, and refused without hesitation: "Don't even think about it, I have no plans to work hard for the sake of fame, and it is even less likely that I will work for you for nothing."
"I think everything is negotiable, um...is that so?" Barnier thought for a moment, then smiled and suggested: "Before you inherited my title, you didn't have your own territory. Right? If that’s the case, if you take the world in the dispute between heaven and hell and let the devil win, we will find a way to get rid of the other big devils and give you the world that should belong to hell.”
"Sorry, I just want to live a peaceful life."
"Peaceful life? Oops~ Mr. Brave's peaceful life is just a game of going to school with a group of humans?" Barnier, who is almost synonymous with outspokenness, mocked without thinking, and with a philistine smile, Rubbing his hands, he suggested, "It's better than going to school. If you go to conquer the world and get a world...you can have pretty good things. Opening a harem can be a matter of course. Put a The dream of turning the world into a super harem is not impossible, as a man, don't you feel tempted?"
"this......"
"make a deal?"
"...Cough, we can talk about this matter later, but now compared to my affairs, I think you should take care of your own affairs first, and change your mantra so it doesn't make it so weird, and speak normally You won't die, so at least you will be less suspicious."
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It's not that he has no desire for ownership of a world, but even if he gives it to a world, he doesn't know what to do, and at the same time, he doesn't know what difficulties and obstacles will arise. This makes An Luo temporarily put aside the matter of going to another world and talk to Barney on the rooftop. Er reasoned, and learned about the situation in Huihui and Alice's hometown by the way.
It was at this time that he knew that when Barnir came here, he had reached an agreement with the time weavers of this world, that is, Bai Yu's maternal ancestors, and thus reached a balance between the time of the two worlds.
To put it simply, if you spend one day here, you can spend only one day there, or you can spend only one day here in Huihui's hometown for a year, and the flow rate of time can be adjusted at will.
After discussing it, Barnier agreed, and secretly helped him get the materials for the portal. Relatively, An Luo will bear all the consumption in this world, and he agreed under An Luo's strong request, and will not tamper with it at will. memories of those around him.
"Since the formalities have been finished, it is not too late now~! Let's go to the hot springs! I remember that the hot springs in this country are quite famous!" When the two came down after the talk, Barnier came to the corridor but suddenly Raising his hand, he said something that made An Luo and the girls feel inexplicable, but... one of the girls suddenly raised his hand: "Yes, yes! I agree! I also like hot springs~! "
"...What is this voice?"
The familiar but unfamiliar voice made An Luo couldn't help but push aside the white feather in front of him in surprise, and saw the brown-haired, giant-breasted beauty who was smiling and waving at him.
"Long time no see~Mr. An Luo~!" Wiz, who hadn't seen an acquaintance for a long time, walked forward happily, but An Luo asked blankly: "Who are you? Why do you know my name?"
"Hey, hey? How did this happen.... Me! It's me! Wiz?!"
Seeing that An Luo had forgotten his name, Wiz, who was about to cry in an instant, immediately pressed his hands on his chest, and moved to An Luo, grabbing his shoulders and shaking constantly: "We are not too far apart. It’s been a long time, you must remember me, right? Don’t you really forget me? It’s me, think about it! Didn’t we do a lot of unspeakable things together!? Have a common unspeakable Human secret??"
"An Luo...what does this mean?" Bai Yu, who was pushed to the side, lost all expression on his face, stared at him with his head down, and An Luo immediately pushed Wei away. Here, he scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about?? When did we have an ulterior relationship??"
"Too, too much... Is it, is it the same as what Mr. Barnier said... You just want to use me when you clearly say that you are friends? After using me, you even forgot my name? Too, too much, Mr. An Luo is too much! Even more than Mr. Barnier...!"
The deeply shocked Wiz stared at him tearfully, and An Luo couldn't help sighing heavily at this lackluster accusation: "I'm just kidding, of course I remember you, please don't speak so strangely, By the way...why are you here?"
"I came here to travel with Mr. Barnier, to see the exotic customs. By the way, I am also looking forward to this hot spring~~!"
Seeing that An Luo was just joking with himself, Wiz, who recovered very quickly and didn't hold any grudges at all, suddenly turned from sadness to joy.
But before An Luo could reply to her or breathe a sigh of relief, Bai Yingui, who was right next to him, raised his hands and clamped his neck, trying to make him bow his head in this seemingly incongruous posture.
At first, An Luo didn't intend to bow his head, but after thinking about it, he bent down, followed his rebellious sister, and walked aside, feeling the softness of his side face, while pretending to be serious: " What's wrong, Kyu?"
I didn't notice it for a while when I was emotional, An Luo's face was pressed against Gui's side chest, and he lowered his voice and drank in a low voice: "Brother! What's the matter with this woman?! What shameful things have you done?! What is it? what relationship??"
"How should I say this...? The only thing I can tell you and explain to you is that everything is completely different from what you think, right?"
"Why?! Since it's not a shameful thing, why can't you tell me? Isn't this just..." Before Gui could finish speaking, Wiz's voice suddenly came from behind him, speaking to Bai Yu and the others Voice: "I forgot to introduce, everyone~ I am Mr. An Luo's sister, you can just call me Wiz~!"
".....elder sister?"
Gui was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help turning around to look at the beauty who was about 20 years old and whose breasts were far larger than Hui Hui and her: "This...our sister? Why have I never heard of it? "
For Wiz, who was very concerned about age, An Luo, who didn't choose to be a stepmother, wasn't surprised. He guessed casually, "Because it's from the remarried side, so I don't want to mention it."
Chapter 2 Mixed bath anecdotes
"Huh? Why don't you want to mention it? Obviously, obviously I like Mr. An Luo very much!"
When Wiz, who was naturally dumbfounded, heard An Luo's words, he subconsciously said something that brought the atmosphere down to a freezing point. Among them, Alice was the quickest, grabbing him and walking aside with a smile like a flower: "... ...Master An Luo, let's come here and talk about Sister Ling."
"No, wait! Don't pull me, Alice, don't stare at me either, Wiz's liking is only as a friend! There is no other strange meaning!"
An Luo, who desperately resisted Alice's great strength, but was still being dragged, shouted and said something that Wiz didn't make clear, which made Alice stop and look behind her with a surprised expression on her face Looking at her, it seemed that he didn't understand why she had such a big reaction to Wiz.
Now, Alice believed in An Luo [-]%, but still let An Luo bow his head, and whispered: "Really? You were not blinded by the pair of evil fruits? No necrophilia?"
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