"...Do you want to ask me why? According to the convention at this time, it should be..." With an obvious loss and vain smile on his face, Warbuck stared at An Luo and said slowly: "—If you want to know, you have to beat me first!"
"Very good, since you've said that, then I..." An Luo nodded with a smile, then reached out to the towel covering her chest: "Pick off your towel now! "
"—Huh? Wait, wait! Stop it! Disrespectful person, body, body, as a mortal, dare to look down on God? Don't think that I will just let you go like this! Be careful, I will let the wrath of heaven fall on you !"
"Oh? What kind of scourge?"
"It's like occasionally waking up on vacation but not wanting to do anything, and finally rolling around in bed all day, wasting the hard-won vacation for nothing!" Warbach turned his back in a panic, exposing his back to An An In Luo's hand, as if he was about to cry, he sent out a scourge that An Luo didn't know how to evaluate.
"...It's really a gentle punishment from heaven, but aren't you the goddess of laziness and tyranny? Why don't you feel tyrannical at all?"
"I'm just in charge of laziness and tyranny, these feelings with a bad impression, it has nothing to do with my personality!"
"Is that so? I originally thought that gods are greater, more mysterious, and more noble, but...why are you all so strange?"
Casually complaining, An Luo even pulled the towel a little bit, causing Warbach to tremble violently, and screamed: "Don't you know how to write shame! You really want to pick up the girl's towel ?!"
"Then answer my question just now, why did you join the Demon King's Army and go to the front?"
"I......"
"Don't tell me I pulled it hard?"
"——I said! I said!" Warbuck felt that the towel was about to be taken away, like a girl who had suffered inhuman treatment, curled up and shouted tearfully: "Because of a group of inexplicable weirdos, I have There are no human followers, I only have believers in the Demon King’s Army now, if I don’t help the Demon King’s Army, what will happen if my believers are wiped out? I can only help, right?!”
"So that's the case, what's the reason for the rest?"
"When I was fighting with my half body, I couldn't completely regain my strength from him. I came here to soak in the hot spring in order to restore my original strength!"
"Half body? Ah, speaking of it, Beldia said before, I have your breath everywhere... But we met for the first time, right? Could it be that your half body is left behind?"
"Beldia said you have my aura on you? How is that possible! Why didn't I feel it at all, you clearly only have the aura of a hooligan on your body."
"Dare to say, I really ripped off your towel?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I was wrong! But I really didn't feel anything, please let me go...!"
Warbach was really about to cry. It was the first time she had encountered such a situation...that was hard to describe in words.
An Luo also realized that even this god whose name gives people the impression that he exudes the aura of the ultimate boss can easily deal with it as long as he is shameless.
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Relying on a method with no lower limit, An Luo won the battle with the goddess Warbach effortlessly, and even got her to sign a contract in the bathtub.
After all... From a practical point of view, for Warbach, this contract has only advantages and no disadvantages. She joined the war to avoid the death of believers as much as possible. Peace is naturally the way to avoid the death of believers to the greatest extent.
An Luo was finally let go, and Warbach, who was able to change into clothes after An Luo went out first, adjusted his mood and walked out of the changing room, but met An Luo again, someone she never wanted to meet again in her life.
"What, what? What else do you want to do?" Warbach subconsciously put his hands on his chest.
"Don't be so guarded, aren't we all honest friends? How about a little friendliness?" An Luo brought the milk with a harmless smile: "Come on, I bought milk for you , it's an apology, forgive me?"
"What kind of frank friend? It was obviously forced to be seen! And the only one who was seen was me!"
"Don't be so excited, calm down, I just want to ask about your half body, after all, Beldia really said so."
"...Beldia? It seems that he was also attracted by you..." After all, Warbach forced himself to calm down and observe carefully, but... ..: "No, did he make a mistake?"
"Is that so? Ah, maybe it's been a long time? Can you describe what that half of your body looks like?"
"... If I remember correctly, it should be a black cat."
"Uh... a black cat? Is it a cross on the head? A cat with little wings?"
"Have you... really seen half of me!?" Warbuck forgot his fear of An Luo, subconsciously crossed the safe distance he had been keeping before, grabbed his shoulder with a fiery gaze gazed at him.
"...So that's the case. If this is the case, I can understand why Beldia would say that I have Warbach's breath all over my body." The unexpected situation made An Luo unable to bear it. The corners of his mouth twitched slightly and he whispered to himself: "...the feelings are all made when you use the bath ball."
"Wait? What are you talking about? Using the other me as a bath ball??" Warbuck, who was full of disbelief, couldn't help but shake An Luo vigorously, and shouted tearfully: "—this is a joke Are you? Hey? You’re kidding? Tell me it’s a joke!”
"Ah, ah...it's a cat after all~ I can't blame you, right, after all, it was the one who provoked me first..."
"Even a cat can't do this! Are you still a human! You actually use a cat as a bath ball! Is this something a human would do?!" Warbach, who really cried, squatted on the ground with his head in his hands , shouting with extreme grief: "Why...why the other half of me fell into such a predicament! Will I fall into the hands of this kind of pervert who is rare in a millennium...!"
Chapter 18 Alice's Confession Compulsory Peace Talk (10K)
"It's rude to say that people are perverted once in a thousand years, even as a god." An Luo, who was regarded as a pervert, retorted very dissatisfied: "It's just a cat anyway, after all, I don't know it. half of you."
"But the child should belong to the mother!"
"Who cares about the gender of a cat?"
An Luo shrugged, and choked Warbach back with a single sentence.
Warbuck squatted on the floor, sighed as if he gave up after being depressed for a while, and asked, "Forget it, it's useless to worry about these things now, please tell me where is that child?"
"In another world."
"Hey, another world? Are you going to tell me that it's dead?"
"No, it's just another world in the ordinary sense. By the way, I'm also from another world. Mamonosuke is still in another world."
"Another world? Then... wait? Mamonosuke?" Warback, who was still in distress, turned ugly again: "No, I'm sorry, the name Mamonosuke... ...Shouldn't it be my other name? You know it's a mother's name too, right?"
"Unfortunately, that's what it's called."
"Ah... my poor other half, why, why are you so pitiful..."
This noon, the Goddess of the Demon King's Army received the biggest blow since she was born, and grabbed him and kept shaking and crying about his atrocities against herself and another self. It made An Luo feel as if he had really done something bad.
.
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After telling Warbach that he is preparing to build a portal now, and that he will return her half body if possible, and even let her go to another world to preach, Warbach also told him the exact location of Hans, and at the same time To put it bluntly, Hans does not want the war to stop...or it is completely irreconcilable.
Because the slimes in this world are instinctive to eat people, it will be troublesome if there is no war, and there is no legitimate reason to do it. If he swallows adventurers and becomes isolated, it is easy for him to eat people because there is no demon king. The army was attacked as a companion.
So... When he found the room where the poisonous Slime Hans lived, An Luo thought for a while and kicked the door open.
When Hans, who was imitating a tall and strong middle-aged man with short brown hair in the room, looked over in surprise, An Luo raised his red-glowing hand without giving him a chance to speak, and pointed his index finger straight at him. allowed him.
"—Finger of Death!"
The moment the voice landed, a distorted red light beam instantly arrived at the defenseless man's chest.
"Uh, uhhhhhhhh!!!"
Hans, who wanted to question him, felt as if his soul had been torn apart. He collapsed to the ground in pain, writhing and moaning, and his body began to turn into a red-purple liquid.
The demon's nirvana that An Luo learned from Barnir relies on tearing the enemy's soul to cause damage. Like the sword of light, it can adjust its power according to the magic power. If the magic defense is low and the soul is weak, it will be in severe pain. The torn soul is scattered, and if the soul is strong and does not resist it immediately, it will be tossed to death by the pain of the torn soul. It can be said to be the trump card method to defeat the enemy.
Obviously, facing the great pain caused by the finger of death, Hans could no longer control his own mimicry, became uncontrollable and began to restore his body.
But before he swelled up much, An Luo, who was already prepared, had spread his palms and pointed at him, attacking again.
"Cursed Crystal Prison!"
Below Hans, who had just begun to swell, a purple magic circle appeared instantly as the voice landed, followed by a large number of icicles around the magic circle.
After the icicles pierced the ceiling and turned the room into the open air, they burst open and turned into blue ice mist, expanding the range of the magic circle again. Finally... An Luo held it firmly.
The icy mist that stained everything around it with hoarfrost instantly gathered to form a small iceberg, freezing the ever-expanding slime completely.
And then... I could have used Ice Avalanche to crush it, but considering that the slime itself does not have a fixed form, Ice Avalanche is difficult to really destroy, so it would be very troublesome to let him come out here, after all, it is a history of poison The mutant of Lime is far more poisonous than ordinary poisonous slimes. If he messes around here, people who come out of the whole street may be poisoned to death by the liquid that escapes from his body.
Therefore, before the guards from the town arrived, An Luo first relied on the teleportation magic to take the small iceberg back to the entrance of the dungeon in the uninhabited wilderness for the second treatment.
In the face of this unexpected sneak attack by a powerful enemy, the poisonous slime, which has strong vitality and has no fatal weakness due to its physical shape, just like this, before it can figure out what is going on with the enemy, it ushers in the end of fate.
After An Luo collected his corpse, he only needed to invest a little in this line to save the entire river with highly poisonous liquid for other use, and then left here to the capital to collect the bounty.
Ah, it's a bit wrong, the title of "he" is wrong, slimes without reproductive organs naturally reproduce asexually, there is no gender, so you can't use him.
.................
The capital of the kingdom is covered by dark clouds, even at night, you can't even see a single star or half of the moonlight, but...
Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Kingdom has shining eyes, looking at An Luo with admiration, which makes him feel very relaxed and happy. At the same time, it also reminds him of the cadres that he has already dealt with and can deal with at this stage. Simply clean up the things on the human side, and everything should be over.
In order to let this child, who has the problem of always worrying too much about the people around him who doesn't know if there is any way to change it, be freed from the environment of staying alone in the castle before leaving, let her experience freedom to some extent, he After thinking about it for a while, he suggested: "I think you are tired of eating the delicacies of the palace, so I will take you to eat something different today!"
"Is it okay? Is Mr. An Luo going to cook?"
"How come, of course I took you out of the royal city to eat some common people's food outside."
"This... this, isn't it good? Then the Knights will have to move." Alice was moved when she heard that she was going to leave the royal city, but she soon thought of holding back her anticipation and shook her head. : "Let's forget it, Mr. An Luo, it's not good to trouble everyone just because of my self-willedness."
"It's okay, just leave the job of guarding to me."
"But Cureya will definitely not agree..."
"I'll make her agree."
"But Cureya is very stubborn when it comes to my safety."
Alice twisted her body and looked very disturbed.An Luo rubbed her head with a smile, and assured her: "I believe that no matter who you are, you can reason. As long as you speak well, she will definitely agree..."
"—I don't agree! No matter what you say, it's useless! I will never let Her Royal Highness Alice go out on a date with you alone!" It can be said that when Cao Cao arrived, Kuriya rushed over aggressively, before he could finish speaking He interrupted him, and stared at An Luo as if he was facing the murder of his father and enemy, and scolded: "Even if it is His Highness's fiance! I also..."
"Sleep."
Just as Cureya interrupted An Luo, An Luo didn't wait for Cureya to finish speaking, and smiled and uttered the spell, causing him to fall asleep and fall to the ground on the spot.
Alice actually crossed a distance of nearly ten meters in an instant, quickly supported him and couldn't help turning her head in confusion, and said puzzledly: "Then, that...Mr. An Luo? What you just said is reasonable, right? ? Don't you want to talk about it? This..."
"Isn't the spell saying it? Did I say it well? It's just different from the general truth. I told her with the magic principle: the princess only needs me to protect it, and she is also in front of this truth." I agreed, so I fell asleep."
An Luo's solemn use of force is the truth, which is actually an inappropriate explanation based on the situation at the scene.
But it was this kind of explanation that made the girl who was still quite critical of his behavior turn red when she heard the second half of the sentence, she smiled shyly and nodded softly. Nodding, agreeing to such an explanation.
But another princess guard trotting over from behind, Lei Yin tried her best to muster up the courage to object: "Master An Luo, this, this is violence at all, and it is not persuasion at all! It is not reasoning! It is barbarism." Unreasonable!"
"Miss Lei Yin, don't you know? I'm trying to persuade you from the perspective of natural law."
"Self-law of nature? What law of nature?"
"Of course it's the law of nature where the weak prey on the strong." An Luo smiled lightly and shook his head, then said sternly, "How about it, Miss Lei Yin, do you want to hear me explain the truth of nature to you?"
"Huh? This, this...His Royal Highness Alice...!" Lei Yin tremblingly turned his attention to Alice for help.
But Alice didn't speak, just looked up at her pitifully, clasping her hands together in a begging gesture.
Facing Alice's actions and ecology, which might easily capture people with the potential of Lolicon, Lei Yin couldn't even stick to his point of view for a while, and finally nodded with difficulty after hesitating for a long time, then looked at An Luo: "Please promise Her Royal Highness Alice can come back safe and sound..."
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