The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard
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Although they are strong in this time and space, they can't consume Tyrant after all. Among them, Jack and Ace have both been marked as red lights flashing rapidly.
After Tyrant left, Torrekia looked at the Otto brothers and let out a low laugh.
There are some things he has wanted to do for a long time, and now he can try.
第740八章 互相伤害啊
"This juice is too hard to drink."
"Do you think so too? It's too unpleasant to drink." Gabriel agreed, glanced at the trash can, and threw it away.
The jar bounced on the trash can and fell to the ground, spilling unfinished juice.
Seeing this, Xiang Xianyu sneered, "You're about the same as a kindergartener, so let's look at me."
He swung the jar with his right hand, turned it a dozen times in the air, and fell precisely into the trash can. Of course, because it was open, the juice would inevitably spill out.
"嘁" Gabriel turned his head with an unhappy expression, "I just didn't take it seriously, otherwise I would definitely throw it in."
"Really? I'm going to buy a few more cans, shall we compare?"
"No, it's too tired. There is still gym class in the afternoon. I want to save my energy."
"There are still three hours before gym class, enough for you to recover, but I want to drink coffee and milk to refresh myself." Xiang Xianyu glanced at La Feir and Venette, and stopped on Satania.
"The future ruler of hell, the great demon of Satania, can I trouble you to buy five cans of coffee and milk?"
Satania, who was blown away a little, immediately replied: "Of course you can?! Why do you want me to buy it!"
"Well, come on, rock paper scissors."
Satania brought out the stone subconsciously, and the cloth to Xianyu.
"I won, you have to go and return quickly." Xiang Xianyu smiled and put the money into the opponent's hand and pushed it behind her.
Satania walked back reluctantly and complained, "Damn it! Why did you just throw a fist!"
Seeing Satania walking away, he turned to Xianyu and said, "Winai, do you see it? This is called a shift of focus. While the other party is not paying attention, quietly shift the key point of the incident to another point."
"The original focus was whether to buy coffee milk or not, and it has become whoever loses will buy coffee milk."
"You can write down this trick, and you can use it to seduce humans in the future. How about it? Applause for your wonderful words?"
Don't talk about Vinette, Gabriel and La Feir are speechless.
Vinette twitched the corners of her mouth and said, "You are the devil, right?"
La Feir seized the opportunity to make up for it: "Xiang Jun, cheating girls is scumbag behavior."
"Oh scumbag."
Gabriel put on a look of contempt and asked you to grab the pudding with me last night. This is retribution.
Xiang Xianyu scratched his head embarrassedly, and said modestly, "Thank you for the compliment, but it's not at that level yet. I think I have to learn more from La Feir."
La Feir: "Xiangjun, I am a girl."
"Who said that girls can't be scumbags, what do you think? Classmate La Feir." Xiang Xianyu narrowed his eyes and smiled kindly.
"It's really an incredible speech. Xiangjun, no girl likes you like this."
"Laffel-chan, whose age is equal to the single time, let's be each other."
Gabriel and Vinette backed away a bit and whispered together.
Gabriel: "What's the matter with these two guys? When they meet, they always talk and chat, and the atmosphere becomes weird."
Vinette: "And the momentum has become so strong, like fighting."
Lafer's forehead has a small cross bulge. How do you say it seems like she doesn't want anyone?Not to mention the human world, even the suitors in the heaven can fill the [-]-square-meter hall of her house, right?
Xiang Xianyu still smiled at you, even if you made a move, I followed all of them and pressed your face back.
"But speaking of it, I don't seem to know much about La Feir." Vinette found that although La Feir had stayed at her own house, she still knew her, that the other party was an angel with excellent grades. to the extend.
"Vinai!" Xiang Xianyu turned around abruptly, causing Vinette to stand up straight with her head raised in fright: "I suddenly have a new idea, you should learn more from classmate La Feir, maybe you will know how to do bad things. already."
La Feir chuckled and waved his hand: "Xiangjun, stop joking, how could I teach Wei Nai how to do bad things?"
"Tap Tap"
Satania ran back angrily and shouted angrily, "Why did I buy coffee and milk! This is not a question of guessing at all!"
"Come back here, Satania is running really fast." Xiang Xianyu temporarily shifted his target, and today's daily tasks will be here for the time being.
"Come here for each person."
Distribute coffee and milk to Xianyu, then pick up a can and open it.
"Why did I buy it! This"
"I'm here to open it for you." Xiang Xianyu handed the coffee and milk he had opened in his hand.
Satania took advantage of what she was about to say and forgot because she was interrupted.
"Thank you."
"you are welcome."
He easily fooled Xiang Xianyu and took a sip of coffee and milk, thinking about whether he should practice at full efficiency in the afternoon.
Sure enough, forget it, and if something weird comes up, he doesn't want to eat exotic food for the time being.
"Jingle bells"
The class bell rang, and several people entered their own classes.
Just as he was about to step into the classroom door, Xiang Xianyu suddenly stopped. The first class seemed to be a math test?
Writing test papers?Write hammer!Forget this class.
He turned around and walked towards the corridor, and he met the math teacher who was approaching, with the iconic bald head, the pair of sunglasses and the expressionless face.
"Yakumo-kun, it's time for class, where are you going?"
"I was about to skip class."
"Well, I see. Test right away, go back and sit down."
"Can I sleep?"
"Just do it."
"It's really troublesome." It's okay to be caught, it's a matter of a few minutes.
After returning to his seat and sitting down, after the test paper was handed out, he picked up the pen and quickly wrote the answer, got a passing score, and then picked up the test paper and walked to the podium.
"it is done."
The teacher picked up the test paper and saw that the application questions on the back were basically empty.
"It's not written on the back."
"Isn't it a pass? It doesn't matter if you write it later."
The teacher put down the test paper and nodded: "Well, you can go back and sit down."
Xiang Xianyu just likes this teacher's indifferent attitude. If you pass the daily test, it's enough. Why do you need such a high score.
I slept until the next class started, then I got up lazily and walked downstairs to the playground.
"Xiang Jun is also completely unmotivated today. And you haven't changed your clothes." La Feir had already changed into his sports clothes, attracting the attention of the boys in the class.
Xiang Xianyu: "It's too troublesome, anyway, it's just running, you don't need to change into your gym clothes. Also, go away, those guys are trying to kill me with their eyes again."
The eyes of a bunch of boys nearby are burning, and adolescents always have some strange color fantasies.
"Ah, isn't Xiangjun like this popular? It's a good thing." La Feir clapped his hands and said in surprise.
"Laffel, do you dare to show the ring?"
"what?"
"Actually, you've already fallen."
La Feir covered his mouth and reminded in a low voice, "Xiangjun, don't speak so loudly. During the class, the examiners will occasionally come to check, and it would be bad if they were heard."
Pushing away the hand covering his mouth, Xiang Xianyu wiped his mouth vigorously with his sleeve, and then showed an expression of disgust.
"I'll be infected with the Lafel virus, so I don't want to become a black belly."
Raphael:  ̄へ ̄╬ What should I do if I suddenly want to hit someone?
"Xiangjun, after school in the afternoon, how about going to have a snack together?"
"You're so kind?" Xiang Xianyu looked at her suspiciously, and the black belly suddenly treated you well, don't doubt, there must be a conspiracy.
"It's just to eat snacks, we two, one, people." Finally, La Feir deliberately slowed down his speech and increased his voice.
What a strong murderous intent!
Turning to Xianyu, he saw that the group of boys not only had their eyes, but their whole bodies were on fire.
Borrowing a knife to kill is a good game.
Facing La Feier's smiling expression, Xiang Xianyu grinned, revealing sharp teeth.
"Laffel-chan, why don't you go to the movies after you've eaten your snacks? I'll reserve a room at the love hotel." He deliberately spoke loudly so that everyone nearby could hear it.
As soon as these words came out, the boy exploded instantly.
"What!? Love hotel!"
"No! My youth!"
"It's impossible! It's impossible! Aaaah!"
"Laffel-san and Yakumo-san are going to a love hotel!?"
"Nani! It turns out that the two of them are lovers!"
La Feir's smile froze, and when Xianyu saw this, he made a "puff" mocking sound, and then whispered provocatively: "Come on! Hurt each other! If you have the ability, you can try to break the lower limit."
Chapter 740 Nine Past Events
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