The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

"Let me go, you sand sculpture!"

"Let you scold the pig! Don't let it go! Don't let it go!"

"Ah, ah! If you don't let it go, you'll die together!" Beimonstein turned on the spot, took Baraba along, and turned into a spinning top and flew around the room.

Tyrant walked into the living room and calmly walked over to squeeze the sofa with Siglass.

"Huh? Your thorn is against me." Siglass noticed that there were several sharp objects on his back, although it didn't hurt, it could affect his sleep.

Tyrant relaxed his back and let the thorns lie down. "Be patient. Anyway, you are rough and fleshy, and you won't feel it when you fall asleep."

"I can't sleep when I'm being held against it, but now it's a lot..."

"hu~hu~"

Tyrant: "...Shen Miao can't sleep! Before I finished speaking, I went to Duke Zhou to cook Kun."

"It's a blessing to be able to sleep, you two don't turn around. I'm so dizzy."

Flying towards Xianyu, kicked in the opposite direction and stopped the top.

"vomit!"

"Ouch! You... vomit! I'm stunned..." Baraba lay on the ground feebly, retching, and finally just lay on the floor and didn't move.

"You weak scum... I can't do it either..."

Beimonstein felt that the world was still spinning before him, so he simply lay on Baraba's body and slowed down first.

After struggling for a while, Barabba gave up the treatment and remained silent as a meat pad.

Xiang Xianyu shrank on the single sofa and said, "Who is going to clean up the cat's plate, I'm so tired today and don't want to move."

In an instant, several lines of sight were all focused on Tyrant.

"You...what do you want to do?"

Tyrant always felt a little hairy in his heart. This was a hunch that he was going to be tricked.

"Anxin, of course you can't handle it without your hands." Xiang Xianyu smiled and looked like a sinister villain, "King Crabbe, Hanzakiran, kick Ikars out."

When he heard the first half of the sentence, Tyrant had a bad premonition.

When the second half of the sentence came out, he was kicked out and sat on the ground before he regained his senses.

"……what?"

Ikars sat on the floor with dull eyes, his mind was still confused, was he kicked out like this?

You are beating your teammates!Too pit!

"Now that I have a hand, trouble you."

"I..." Ikars looked at the collapsing accomplices in various positions, feeling physically and mentally exhausted.

"Hey, Feng Xiao Xiao Xi Yi Shui Han..."

"Call you to go!"

Ikars: "No humanity..."

He got up and took his heavy legs and walked into the kitchen step by step.

"There are cats in front of you, please let me go, and I'll clean up the dishes for you."

Ikars emptied the fishbone on the plate and put it in the sink to wash it. The full cat at his feet rubbed it back and forth, "meow meow".

Some of the cats are clingy due to breed issues, so after getting acquainted with each other in the past two days, they will get close to Xiang Xianyu and Tairant.

Xiang Xianyu has confirmed that there are two mixed-breed ragdoll cats.

As for the source of cats, there is a nearby university, which has been established for more than ten years, and stray cats come out of the campus every year.

The villa is secluded here, and it has become a gathering place for stray cats, which can not only shelter from the wind and rain, but also avoid humans.

As for the source of food, the neighborhood is a residential area, and there are naturally garbage stations. Stray cats often go to the garbage to find food, or occasionally passers-by feed.

If you are lucky, if you are good-looking, there is a chance of being adopted. For example, these two ragdoll cats are mixed blood, one is pure white, and the two ears are orange.

The other one has a brown pattern on the head, white hair on the body, and heterochromatic eyes, very similar to a purebred, and is responsible for the appearance of the cat group.

It is strange that these two goods were not abducted.

Xiang Xianyu used a laptop in the living room to watch the news reports of the past few decades, especially those big events, about monsters, cosmic people and so on.

He wanted to know which sand sculptures came to ask for trouble when he was away, and went back to "visit" them all.

He is a civilized person and pays attention to etiquette, which is in line with my personality.

"Meow~"

A white figure jumped onto the sofa and onto Xiang Xianyu's legs.

"Huh? Don't move, I'm reading the report."

He licked the cat to Xianyu, made it quiet, and pressed the keyboard with his claws.

Not to mention, it is really comfortable to play cats, but it is too troublesome to take care of them, so they have to strengthen their physique, which will be troublesome if they get sick.

……

"It's all wiped out... it's all wiped out!"

Auxiliary Officer Toriyama was sitting in an office chair in despair, and the Neon Division's defense team was completely wiped out in the first attack.

This is simply a shame, the key is that all the members of the defense team sacrificed, and the monsters were not destroyed by them.

Their families are going to offer condolences and re-selection of new players.

The latter is mainly difficult. Originally fishing in troubled waters, but now I have to fight for my life, which instantly extinguished the thoughts of many people who wanted to join.

But this aspect is not a headache for his assistant, because the headquarters has newly assigned a captain.

The rebuilding of guys japa is the responsibility of the new captain, the assistants don't need to intervene.

"Dong dong~"

Hearing the knock on the door, Assistant Officer Toriyama packed up his depression and said calmly, "Please come in."

"Hello, I'm Shingo Fushimi from the new headquarters at the headquarters. I'm here to report."

A smiling middle-aged man pushed open the door and walked in, showing a refined look in his cheerfulness.

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"suck it"

"rustle"

Xiang Xianyu felt his ears ticklish, and a touch of something warm made his drowsiness subside.

"Ah what?"

Xiang Xianyu squinted, raised his hand and touched it, and found a furry object.

"Um"

He opened his eyes and turned his head to see that it was the pure white puppet cat, who was licking his ears just now.

And not only it, the bedroom is full of cats, the bed, the bedside table, the floor, all staring at Xiang Xianyu.

"It's time to feed the cat food again." He got out of bed and put on his slippers, walked to the floor-to-ceiling window, opened the curtains, and stretched out against the bright morning sun.

"click"

"Comfortable bones are stretched out." Xiang Xianyu looked lazy, and walked out of the bedroom weakly.

By the way, take away the house full of cats, these guys are here, don't want to sleep unless you feed them.

Xiang Xianyu walked to the next bedroom and kicked the door open. It stands to reason that Hanzakiran would make breakfast for these cats. Why did he wake up late today?

The door opened, and he saw the scene inside, and now he understood that Hanzakiran was locked to death by the magical sleeping position of the other guys, unable to move.

Ikars returned to Tyrant's body. Because of the cheating incident last night, King Krab and Hanzakiran were kicked out, and they were forbidden to merge.

Also famous, everyone helps with housework together, and no one wants to be lazy.

"The body quickly pull me"

Hanzakiran, whose limbs were locked, saw Xiang Xianyu entering the door, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly called for help.

Xiang Xianyu walked over with a dark face. A few seconds later, several figures flew out of the bedroom door and fell into the hall on the first floor.

"What the hell was attacked"

"Where can I see that I beat him to death"

King Crabbe was still awake when he heard an attack, and slapped the face of the blurred figure in front of him with a pair of pliers.

"Whoever hits me has an enemy"

Barabba didn't wake up either. He was smashed by the pliers, and he slammed it with his backhand. King Crabbe was directly knocked down by the hammer.

Before Bemonstein got up, he was stepped on by several big feet.

"Are you all getting up and your IQ is eaten by sleepy bugs? You can't hear your voice?"

Beimonstein stood up straight and swept away everything that was pressing on him. Siglass was still sleeping beside him, so the noise didn't affect his sleep.

King Crabbe: "Didn't I sleep in my room, why did I come downstairs?"

"I can answer this question." Xiang Xianyu was lying on the railing of the corridor, and said with a dark face, "Next time I dare to lock Kieran and prevent him from making breakfast and feeding the cat, I will hang you in the living room every night. , let the cat wake you up in the morning."

"It's all your fault that you sleep too badly," Beimonstein accused the other two first, "I've always slept well, and you must have affected me."

King Crabbe and Barabba looked at each other, reached a consensus in an instant, slammed into Beimonstein, and slammed the hammer directly.

Xiang Xianyu ignored the farce downstairs. Everyone was awake, so they didn't go back to sleep. They washed their faces and rinsed their mouths and waited for breakfast.

Because of time constraints, I can only simply make some ham and eggs and eat it with yogurt.

"Kittens, come to eat." Hanzakiran deliberately mixed diced ham in the cat food to improve the food.

Although his appearance is a bit scary, for cats, as long as they have food, it's okay to give it to anyone. Besides, cats' aesthetics are different from people's, so Hanzakiran is not scary at all in their eyes.

After breakfast, Xiang Xianyu and Tairant went to the sea far away from the land.