The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

Ba Mami instinctively raised her hand and clapped the alarm clock, sat up and lifted the quilt, got out of bed and walked to the closet, took out her school uniform and put it on.

Comb your messy hair and walk out of the room.

"Good morning."

"Good morning." Ba Mami replied subconsciously, and then her expression changed, staring at the guy on the sofa like a ghost.

"Xiang Jun!? You actually got up today!"

"Hey, hey, what's your expression?" Xiang Xianyu opened his mouth and took a bite of the cake, then drank Sprite again, and rolled his eyes at her, "Occasionally I won't sleep, so make a fuss."

Ba Mami quickly explained: "No, I'm just a little surprised. It's a little weird that Xiang Jun doesn't sleep in."

"...Sleep late, I didn't sleep at all last night."

"Oh! Naoga! So that's how it is!" Ba Mami suddenly realized, and it made sense.

(╬￣n￣)!

I feel like I'm being looked down upon. I'm also a very diligent person, okay?

Xiang Xianyu pointed to the two copies of hand-grabbed cake and Sprite on the coffee table, and said to her, "I'll keep the other for you, and you'll bring the other copy to Xiaomeiyan by the way. That guy, I guess she will come with Madoka. At school, I definitely don't have time to eat."

"Hi~"

After Ba Mami went to the bathroom to wash up, she enjoyed her own breakfast. Hand cakes didn't seem to be here for her, they were novel foods.

"By the way, Xiangjun. Have all my memories been copied?"

Ba Mami suddenly remembered what happened last night, and she didn't know if it was fixed. She said that she didn't know when she fell asleep.

"All right."

Xiang Xianyu threw a transparent hexagonal crystal to her, and Ba Mami caught it easily.

"Do you want to see it? Just stick it on your forehead."

Ba Mami stared at the crystal for a while, then threw it back, "Don't watch it, I have to go to school."

She threw the bags and jars in the trash, cleaned them up, and went out.

Xiang Xianyu played with crystals and said speechlessly, "Since I don't have the courage to watch it, I want to keep this memory. I really don't understand the minds of these girls, it's inexplicable."

"Human feelings are very strange things, and we can't understand them. When we discovered the human species, we couldn't even believe that such creatures existed."

Chubby entered the room through the window, jumped to the coffee table and sat down.

"It's strange that you're not enticing Madoka to sign a contract." Xiang Xianyu leaned on the sofa, holding the remote control to switch TV channels.

"Thanks to your efforts, I don't have a chance to contact Madoka alone now."

"That's really embarrassing."

"What are you and Xiaomeiyan planning? It's not what you said on the surface, right?"

Xiang Xianyu stopped to change the channel, and turned his attention to Qiu Bi. This guy was surprisingly keen in observation, and he was indeed a professional MLM leader.

I hate smart guys.

……

"I'm back."

Ba Mami, who came home from school, shouted into the house, and soon there was a response from the house.

"Welcome back, why are you half an hour late today? I'm starving to death."

Xiang Xianyu was lying on the sofa, biting a white object in his mouth, eating one bite after another.

Ba Mami felt that this white object was a little familiar, why did it look like Chubby's ears?

"what are you eating?"

"What's this?" Xiang Xianyu bit down on a piece and chewed slowly, "Kyubi, you haven't come back, so I'll just think about it, eat some snacks to pad my stomach first."

Ba Mami walked over, took the ear and threw it into the trash can. She frowned with her hands on her hips and said, "Don't eat everything, this will only eat up your stomach. Isn't there milk and fruit in the refrigerator?"

"Too far from me."

"You should have a personal maid..." Ba Mami suddenly felt so tired, she walked into the kitchen weakly and took out the fruit from the refrigerator.

After rinsing it clean and putting it on the coffee table, someone slowly picked up an apple, put it to his mouth, and took a big bite.

"Delicious, senpai, I found something very important."

"What's the matter?" Ba Mami's face became serious, "Is it something that Kyuubi is secretly doing?"

"No, I just found out. Ka~ Your wife is full of attributes, and you will definitely be a good wife in the future."

Ba Mami's eyes twitched, she picked up the fruit and walked to the kitchen, "I suddenly remembered that I can't have snacks before dinner."

"Eh!? But I... Forget it, there is still an apple anyway."

Xiang Xianyu held the apple in his hand, biting it like a squirrel, and within half a minute, the core was left.

"Ding ding ding~"

The phone on the desktop vibrated, Xiang Xianyu picked it up and saw that it was Xiaomeiyan calling, so he connected.

Before he could speak, Xiao Meiyan's voice was heard over there.

"Come to take over after dinner, thank you for your breakfast."

"Are you so sure that it was me who answered the phone?"

"Ba Mami is on duty today. According to the speed of her coming home, she should have arrived home and prepared dinner in the kitchen. Her mobile phone will not be brought into the kitchen, but placed on the table, and you must be lying on the sofa, so call You must have answered her phone."

Xiang Xianyu: "...Are you possessed by Sherlock Holmes?"

"It's just that I've seen it a lot, so I'll remember it." Xiao Meiyan said indifferently, as if it were a very common thing.

"Okay, I know you're amazing. Senpai! Meal for three! Xiaomeiyan is back to eat!"

Ba Mami, who was washing vegetables in the kitchen, raised her head and shouted to the outside, "I know."

"She said she wanted hamburger meat!"

Xiao Meiyan on the other end of the phone turned black, gritted her teeth and said, "Just tell me if you want to eat it! It's none of my business! Also, remember to put some pepper on my share."

"What? I worked hard? Give me your share? Okay!"

Xiao Meiyan: "I understand Ba Mami's mood now, I really want to beat you hard."

Chapter 350 Sixth Stage Opening Eve

"The atmosphere in the country today is abnormal. Please bring rain gear when you go out. This station will continue to report the latest weather information for you later."

Ba Mami walked to the window and looked at the sky, "Alas, the weather has really changed. It was clear that the sky was clear just now, but now it's cloudy."

"There has been an abnormal weather." Xiao Meiyan walked up to her and said to herself, "It won't be long before the official evacuation notice will be issued. Tomorrow will be Witch Night."

"Don't worry." Ba Mami smiled and held her left hand and raised it, "Everyone is here, let's face it together."

"666! I want six!"

Lumu Yuanxiang: "It's another one."

"How bad luck are you, you are still at the base, hahaha~" Sayaka Miki mercilessly laughed, causing a certain guy to grit his teeth secretly.

hateful!Is today my bad day?With a one-sixth probability, it hasn't come out more than a dozen times.

When the two people by the window heard it, their expressions suddenly became embarrassed.

We are here to encourage each other. You guys are playing there, have you considered our feelings?

"It's almost time, I should go home for dinner." Xiaoyuan looked at the clock on the wall, it was already 05:30, if he didn't go back, his father should call.

Time to go home?

Xiaomeiyan winked at someone. Tonight she has no time to protect Madoka. On the eve of Witch Night, the witches hiding in the enchantment will also leave the enchantment and show up. It is a good time to collect the seeds of lamentation. .

"666! Give me six!"

Xiao Meiyan went over with a dark face, picked up the dice and threw it away, the big side facing up, six points.

"Okay, six for you."

Xiang Xianyu looked up at her with a dull expression, and then looked down at Liu.

Suddenly I want to cry, it's so hard for me!

"It's time for you to act."

Xiang Xianyu: "Yes... I'm going to Xiao Yuan's house to eat."

"Then I'll talk to my dad." Xiaoyuan took out her mobile phone and made a call, and told her dad that a friend was coming to the house as a guest.

……

"Xiang Jun, where did you go to school?"

"I……"

"What do your parents do?"

"This one……"

"Are there any siblings at home?"

"that……"

"What's your home address?"

"Heh, hehe..."

Xiang Xianyu grinned slyly, why do you have so many questions!How do I know!My uncle never asked so much!

Xiaomeiyan, I want to rub you on the ground!

"I'm full. Xiangjun, please help me with my studies." Xiaoyuan rescued the scene in time, pulling Xiang Xianyu to quickly evacuate.

In the small round room, Xiang Xianyu relaxed, so it is not unreasonable why many people are afraid of seeing their parents.

This question is like a machine gun, I really can't stand it, let alone I'm fake.

"Tonight is a sleepless night."