The Salted Fish Monster Works Hard

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Chapter 25 Threesome

Under the setting sun, five bronze statues stood there quietly, and the picture revealed a sense of desolation.

On the rocks of the hillside, there are barbecue grills, as well as folding tables and benches.

Drinks are on the table, skewers are scattered, one person, one beast and one cosmos are making skewers.

Xiang Xianyu looked at the five bronze statues and murmured, "Who can tell righteousness and evil, it's not just speaking with fists. Without strength, there is only death."

Barabba rolled up the skewer with his tail and bit it into his mouth, then pulled out the bamboo stick: "Hey, ah, ah, you can't say that. The big cosmic consciousness Regardo is righteous, and standing in the righteous lineup definitely has a bonus. For example With a life like Xiaoqiang, he can climb out of the grave when he dies, and hang up anytime, anywhere."

"Welfare is much better than the dark camp. Now I feel that I have a heart of justice." Baraba swallowed the barbecue and said righteously: "I was born for justice!"

Hearing this, Xiang Xianyu and Ikars, who was in charge of grilling skewers, looked at him in horror.

Are you serious?Should I send you back to the factory for repairs?Why don't you just go back and rebuild?

Immediately afterwards, Baraba's painting style suddenly changed, becoming super obscene, "How about we go back and find a planet with a beautiful alien girl to play the savior game? My handsome image is fully qualified as the savior, and let the second guy from Siglas play the devil king. ."

"At that time, I will be able to have my own palace, and there will be a lot of maids. Then I will prepare maid outfits, swimsuits, Lolita outfits, sailor outfits, beast-eared maiden outfits, and hehehehe~"

Seeing what Balaba was thinking of, he let out an idiot-like laugh, and saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Xiang Xianyu and Ikars secretly thought in their hearts that he was right, Ba·changetai·laba.

Ikars murmured in a low voice: "What a shame, what a shame."

Xiang Xianyu: "You're not much better... shame on you."

It took a while for Barabba to regain his senses. He rolled up the skewers with his tail and continued to roll. He turned his eyes to the bronze statue inadvertently, and a bold idea came to him.

"Hey! You said, what would happen if you smashed these bronze statues?"

Ikars said quietly: "Probably, you will endure a similar experience. You will be beaten and beaten, and then you will be blown into pieces with only one breath. The intestines, liver, kidneys and the like are flying all over the sky."

"Don't be so terrifying." Baraba rolled his eyes, rolled up the ice and finished drinking.

"Hiccup~ So, what is the psychology of those salted duck eggs? Like the madman Red King, they love to smash their enemies to pieces."

Xiang Xianyu: "Probably maybe, being single for a long time is so hungry and thirsty that my heart is twisted? Mensao is all trained like this, maybe it will become a foundation in the future. After all, there seem to be very few female Ultramans in the Kingdom of Light..." Said As he spoke, he found something was wrong.

"What do you mean by those eyes?" He glanced at the two clones expressionlessly.

Balaba: "Illusion, I just think you are more handsome recently."

"+1."

"Haha" Xiang Xianyu gave a disdainful smile and stroked his hair: "You guys have vision."

Balaba Ikars: "..." Why don't you have a B?

"Huh?" Xiang Xianyu glanced over, and the two guys flattered very well: "Handsome! He's so handsome!"

"The North Star is not as handsome and dazzling as you!"

"What a nonsense to tell the truth! As the person responsible for the appearance in the team, I must talk about you, although you are ugly, but I will cover up your ugliness with my own handsomeness. Who made us a family? Oh hahaha~" Xiang Xianyu shook his legs, the grinning boss.

The clone was very silent after listening to it. If you were not the main body, believe it or not, we would type you out on the spot?

Ikars tried to change the subject: "I said, do you want to take off the Otto bracelet first?"

"Why take it down? Pick up the equipment after the group is destroyed."

"Don't you think about it, what if Hippolyte can't beat the father of Ott?"

"..."

Barabba: "Hahahaha..." Eat skewers.

Xiang Xianyu patted the table, "Yes!"

"I ignored this before and completely forgot that this is the reality. That is a strong man who can be at odds with Ampera."

Xiang Xianyu crossed his chin with his hands and frowned.

"Even if it consumes too much on the way, it is impossible to be knocked down by a pawn. This is because I have not thought about it carefully and rely too much on the plot."

"In this case, the plan must be changed. Take off the Otto bracelet first, so as not to get nothing in the end."

Barabbas: "Who's going?"

"Let Bemonstein go and receive the inner space directly. It's just you and him who can fly, but you don't have hands, which is inconvenient."

A black ball drilled out of Xiang Xianyu's chest, and when it became bigger, little Beimonstein was exposed.

"Chirp?"

As soon as he appeared on the stage, Bemonstein tilted his head to show his cuteness.

"Shame..." x3

Baraba kicked his ass, "What are you selling, hurry up and put away the Otto bracelet."

Beimonstein: "It was born from the same root, so why is it too rushed. If you kill me, I won't go!"

Xiang Xianyu waved the skewers in his hand and said, "If you don't hurry, you won't have the rest of the skewers."

"Don't stop me! Anti-gravity field full power!"

With a "whoosh", Beimonstein disappeared in place, and when they turned around, he was lying on the bracelet absorbing it.

Xiang Xianyu bites into the skewer and slowly chews "It's really fragrant."

Barabbas: "Yeah, it's delicious. Do you want to keep it for him?"

Ikars: "I didn't say to keep a few strings for him, and one string is also reserved."

"good idea."

In other words, of course, Ikars served the freshly grilled skewers with seasonings and waited for Beimonstein to return.

……

Underground spaceship.

The Hippolyte star who had returned from the victory was enjoying his meal, completely unaware of the situation on the ground.

"The Otto brothers were all defeated by me, and the next one will probably be Otto's father. It is said that 3 years ago, he fought against the Emperor Ampera of the Dark Universe and was seriously injured."

"No one has seen him out of the Land of Light since then. It's probably because of an old injury that hasn't healed, but it's a good opportunity for me."

"Kill him and hand over the body to Emperor Ampera, then I can also become the Dark Four, no, one of the Five Heavenly Kings. Hahahahaha!" There was laughter oozing from the airtight cabin.

……

"It's delicious! Give me that kidney again."

"well."

Ikars, who has finished the barbecue job, is feeding Beimonstein, who made him have no hands, not even a long tail.

Baraba patted the table unhappily: "It's too much! You've already eaten a few strings of kidneys! Don't you think it's too nutritious!"

"Being cute is that you can do whatever you want."

"Don't insult the word "cute"! All the beautiful ladies in the minds of labor and capital have become you ugly bird!"

"啾! I'm an ugly bird!? I see you looking for a draw!"

"Come on if you don't agree!"

Then arguing and arguing between the two turned into hand-to-hand combat.

Xiang Xianyu looked at the picture in front of him, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but raise a smile.

That's pretty good too.