Big Brother's Fishing Journey

"It's time for another bi-annual BBQ and I've got gasoline and torches in my hands!"

Mao Yu used the fire stone, Mao Yu evolved, Huo Maoyu! (Mao Yu, did you run into the Pokemon set...)

In the hall of Castlevania, Mao Yu, who was holding gasoline and torches high in his hands made of spiritual power, was still ignored.

"Ah~" Esther opened his mouth and bit on the spoon that Styx stretched out, and ate the last piece of cream cake into his mouth, feeling the sweetness spreading in his mouth, showing a happy smile .

Touch your head~ touch your head~ touch your head~

Esther narrowed her eyes and enjoyed Styx's touch.

"It feels like having a pet..." Styx, who kept touching his head, sighed.

(Bai Xueji, who is also a pet, said that different treatment is prohibited!

"Does the snake want to be fed too? Come on, ah~" Athena used Feed~

"Ah~" What a shame! ! !

Pest, who was on the side, watched the scene and silently pressed the shutter.

'The history of milk snake black is in hand~')

After touching Esther's head for a while, Styx took the coffee cup from Leticia and looked at Momoga who was inexplicably happy.

"Did Momoga encounter something happy?"

"Huh?! Am I acting so obvious?" Momoga said while laying out snacks.

"The fire of the soul in the eye sockets is [-]% larger than usual. Anyone can see such an obvious change." Styx sipped his coffee, and glanced at Momoga, whose soul fire was about to burn through the skull. .

"Hey hey hey~ I received Albedo and Shalltear's Valentine's Day chocolates before I came to work this morning~ It reminded me of the feeling when I was in love. Before, the two of them avoided me and thought I did it What's wrong~" There was a sense of complacency in his tone.

"Oh, today is Qixi Festival." Styx calculated the time and realized.

"Qixi Festival? It seems to be Valentine's Day in the East?" Leticia was taken aback. Didn't she notice such an important festival? !

"Yeah~ I didn't notice either, usually I only remember that February 2th is Valentine's Day, and I didn't realize it when I received the chocolate~" Momoga responded.

"Chocolate? I suddenly want to eat chocolate cake..." Styx has always been indifferent to this kind of festival, it's better that food can attract his attention.

"I'll prepare!" Leticia immediately stood up and rushed to the kitchen after hearing Styx's whisper.

"..."

"Mao Yu, why did you burn?" Sensing the sudden rise in temperature nearby, Styx looked over suspiciously.

Mao Yu, whose whole body was covered in flames, could only see two scarlet eyes.

"I have been single for 1 years, and I have been fed countless dog food. Now, you are showing affection in front of my eyes! You are really seeking your own death! Feel the fear of being dominated by a great fire magician!"

Then it was frozen in place by Esther (the ability obtained after fusing with Void Sword).

"Zi Zi~" Ignoring the frozen Mao Yu, Ming He took a sip of coffee silently.

...

When Mao Yu broke free from the ice, there were already more people in the living room.

Everyone was sharing the cake made by Leticia herself.

"Where's the chocolate cake~ come, Madoka, I'll feed you~ ah~" There was a burst of pink breath between Homura and her girlfriend.

"Dessert? For a ghost like Nujia, fresh flesh and blood is sweeter~" After taking a sip of Shuten, he stopped eating.

"Senior's craftsmanship is as good as ever... Restia, try it too~" Miko of the new maid.

"The craftsmanship is better, Letty-chan~" Styx ate the cake with coffee.

"Master, as long as you like it~" Leticia couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

Watching the scene where the Flame Demon was feeding the Yuanshen, Mao Yu shook the ice crumbs off his body.

"Sure enough, the opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is true love!"

Madoka x Flame Demon, Shuten x Fu Reimu, Pest x Shirayuki, Kazezako x Restia.

Although it is true that there are only two pairs of lilies.

"You guys are all heretics!" referring to Styx, Momoga, and Weser (x Lating).

"Speaking of which, old man, what will happen if you combine with a vampire?" Huo Lingmeng asked, continuing to ignore Mao Yu.

"Don't ask such strange questions! Miss Misfortune!" The pure vampire princess was shy.

"Hmm... it should give birth to a purebred vampire." Styx deduced and said.

"Won't you inherit your bloodline, old man?" Huo was a little puzzled.

"There can only be one Styx in this world~ But if the mother is a vampire, the offspring may carry the characteristics of my blood. After all, the vampire itself is a creature evolved from my blood."

"Huh? Is there an example?" Hearing the affirmation in Styx's tone, he couldn't help being stunned.

"I artificially created a daughter with my bloodline and the bloodline of the true ancestor of the vampire, but the characteristics of my bloodline have not been awakened..."

"But that child seems to have always thought that the unawakened blood that came from me was some kind of lowly blood..."

"Oh? I don't know how exciting your daughter's expression will be when she knows the truth, old man~ By the way, what is her name?"

"Eltluchi Brunstadt." (Styx: I am Scarlet Moon!)

"Old man, your descendants are really all over the world, and they are still virgins~" The priestess who burst out with dirty jokes.

"..."

Mao Yu on the side continued to promote the teachings of the FFF regiment to everyone.

"Momoga, you're ready! You bastard who broke away from the group! The winner of life with two wives! Turn into ashes in the flames!"

Momoga sneered, as a thousand-year-old bone spirit, how could such a weak flame hurt me?

"how is this possible?!"

"While I'm neutral on your homosexual tactics..."

"But, little Maoyu~"

"You don't even have a sexual partner~"

You don't even have a sexual partner~

Not even a sexual object~

There are no objects of the same sex~

There are no sexual objects~

None of the objects~

None of the objects~

There are no elephants~

None~

no~

Yes~

Ah ~

Momoga dealt critical damage to Maoyu!

Mao Yu's blood bar is empty!

Mao Yu turned gray!

Mao Yu turned into crumbs and went away with the wind~

"In this Castlevania full of the sour smell of loving dogs, I am the only one who still maintains the fragrance of a single dog!" Mao Yu tried to make the last resistance.

"When I go back to Fantasy Township someday, Aijia will go and grab a bunch of Maoyu for you~ But, don't Maoyu reproduce asexually?" Huo Lingmeng interjected.

"Although I look like Mao Yu, feel like Mao Yu, and taste like Mao Yu, I am a noble system! This image can be changed at any time."

"Oh, then you can continue to be your single dog~"

The hard hit Mao Yu finally lost her dream...

ps: It's obviously a Tanabata episode, but most of it is complaining rather than dog food...

Chapter 144 137 Inappropriate Teaching Philosophy

I still remember when I was taken into a black room.

A prison-like room with no windows.

and also.Under the leadership of the shadow people, the day I met her for the first time——

"Stop! We're not here to listen to you talk about your love experience, please get to the point quickly." Styx clapped his hands to interrupt Shenzi's recollection.

"Restia is just my family! It's... not a relationship..." Miko said with a flushed face.

"So in Shenzi's eyes, I'm just a friend? Cry~" Shenzi's regular wife (Wuwu) suddenly became unhappy.

"Alas, that's not the case! Restia!" The flustered Shenzi didn't notice the smile on the corner of the dark elf's mouth.

"..." Styx propped his chin boredly watching the interaction between the two girls (Lily).

After appeasing the sad (?) contract elf, Miko recalled her experience again.

She was in an orphanage before.

That is not an ordinary orphanage, but a "teaching institute" that is not even marked on the map.

There, girls with the potential to make elves were gathered from orphanages and poor homes all over the mainland.right

There, in order to cultivate the best assassins, harsh education was used to obliterate the feelings of girls. Only the skill of manipulating elves to kill was completely imprinted in the body and mind.

On that day eight years ago, the pure darkness hidden in the girl who was taken to the training school was discovered.

Return of the Demon King——The teachers of the training school call the girl a miracle and pay attention to her cultivation.

He taught her the strongest assassin skill, and gave her the strongest spirit hidden.