I, 2.1 Billion Yanwang Dijun Joined the Chat Group

Although I don't know how much the traveler girl understands in her heart, at least her superficial face is no longer so sad.

Zhong Li sat at the bluestone table, and gradually drank the tea in the stone cup in his hand.

After a while, he looked at the blooming glass lily, and stepped out lightly.

In the next second, he was standing outside the world.

Between the gigantic tree of imaginary numbers and the gigantic sea of ​​quantum, tiny illusory bubbles are constantly rising and falling.

A terrifying giant dragon with seven crowns and fourteen pupils, which is only half a point smaller than the tree of imaginary numbers and the sea of ​​quantum, is holding up one of his arms, holding one of the small bubbles in the palm of his hand.

The giant dragon and the human Zhongli looked at each other.

Then he sighed slightly.

"I'm going to sleep."

The voice of the dragon was transmitted in the void where the sound should not have appeared originally.

"Well, I'm going to sleep."

The human form of Zhongli also repeats the same.

"Then, sleep." Said the seven-headed dragon.

Then he slowly closed his own fourteen pairs of pale golden pupils.

The human-shaped Zhongli smiled, and then sank the smile again.

He looked at the giant dragon sleeping like a corpse, and sighed slowly.

"All men are born without freedom."

"I can't ask for it, I hate parting, I hate life and death."

"but...."

"Hey~~~~!"

The sigh dissipates, everything dissipates.

Chapter 5 The Golden Leprechaun, Vodka and the Police

-----In the future, it can be expected that the real monarch will enter the chat group-----

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Teacher Zhongli is here~!

Spider: Ah, senior Zhongli, oh!

Spider: Senior Zhongli's reminder to enter the group is really powerful, do you need to spend points to redeem it?Or do you want to buy a membership?How much is the membership fee per month?

I'm Subaru Natsuki: ...

I'm Subaru Natsuki: It's a bit strange that you're looking at the spider.I think senior Zhongli probably also thinks that it would be better to remove this reminder to join the group as soon as possible.

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): Hmm... Indeed, what Subaru said was right. Speaking of which, I'm already a little used to this kind of reminder, which is really strange.Originally, I also hated this prompt at the beginning.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): If I don’t mention it, I don’t think it’s a big deal.But now that it has been brought up, I feel a little strange.Well, let me close this prompt.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Huh?Teacher Zhongli, I remember that this reminder cannot be turned off?

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Recently, after I was able to enter the underlying program of [Wanjie Chat System], I was able to turn it off.It's just that if you don't remind me, I will forget.

I'm Subaru Natsuki:?

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): ?

Sister Bisha (Kyosuke Kosaka):?

I'm Subaru Caiyue: I always feel that I and Zhongli Shifan are more and more people from different worlds.Change the underlying program of the chat group....can you make another chat group now?

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): This is not possible, but I am negotiating a deal with the manager of the chat group. If it succeeds, there should be new changes in this chat group.

I'm Subaru Natsuki:? ?

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Sorry, I shouldn't have asked, please forget what I just asked.Let's continue the topic just now, let's talk about Ms. Megumi Kato and her boyfriend doing GALGAME games.I think this kind of thing, I should be able to intervene.

Sister Bisha (Kyosuke Takasaka): I also agree, Ms. Kato Megumi’s boyfriend is super powerful. He can even cultivate a relationship with Ms. Kato Megumi while hanging two super beautiful girls working for him for free and playing games. , It really makes me envious...no...jealous...nor, it makes me feel that the world is declining and people's hearts are not old. Something like GALGAME actually has a prototype in reality.

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): The only thing I don’t want you to say is these words, dead girl.Even Natsuki Subaru is more reliable than you, after all, he is using his life to engage in the harem.

I'm Subaru Natsuki:? ? ?I just browse the chat group for a while before going to bed, why does this involve me?

Spiderman: Uh-huh~~!You guys don’t understand this. In reality, there are some operations that are more powerful than Ms. Megumi Kato’s boyfriend. In high school, there were up to seven girlfriends at the same time. There was only one in our school, and the most powerful one was He was able to arrange his time in an orderly manner.

Spider: Spider, I find it very troublesome for a lover. It's like raising a cute kitten who can only eat.

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): This is like a spider, you have a lover, didn’t you just return to Earth?Found a boyfriend so quickly?So good, so good.

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): To be honest, in Gensokyo, I don’t see any men of the right age at all.Even if you want to be a girl with a spring heart, you can't do it. The only male you see often is the half-demon from Xianglintang.Woohoo, is it really spring?Everyone is discussing the topic of lovers, but I can only eat wagashi, drink green tea made with dregs, and look at the tender face of an old woman who claims to be 17 years old.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: I hold my lover Arimia and dare not speak.

Sister Bisha (Kyosuke Kosaka): Lovers and younger sisters are just obstacles on the road to making robots!

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): There is no need to put your lover and sister side by side, the two are not the same thing at all.Sister-in-law, you won't be on a strange path even if you know the plot.

Sister Bisha (Kyosuke Kosaka): Huh? ?You....I...um...I'll check myself....

Sister Bisha (Kyosuke Takasaka): Sorry, I have to go offline first, it seems that my sister's friend is here.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: I'm not at all surprised that sister control has embarked on the path of sister control.

Real thing (Yukino Yukinoshita): I'm not too surprised.Gao Ban still didn't see himself clearly, he didn't live as a real thing.

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): No, no, no... Yukino.Although I don't live in a modern city, I also feel that at this time, it can't be regarded as a real thing. If it is a real thing, my parents will really break my legs.

Kato-san (Kato Megumi): Today's boyfriend is chatting with his blonde-haired childhood sweetheart again.

Real thing (Yukinoshita Yukino): @加藤桑, are you really still playing games with that male classmate?

Kato-san (Kato Megumi): Yes.Miss Yukino, I think making games is a bit interesting.

Kato-san (Kato Megumi): I got a little immersed in it.At least while making games, my hero is still fun.

Real thing (Yukino Yukinoshita): ...Well, just do whatever you like.

Golden Fairy (Kudoli): Is it a topic for lovers?I wonder if I can meet my lover?What does it feel like to be in love?How does the lover feel?Kind of want to try it out.

Golden Goblin (Kudoli): But, I'm afraid there is no way to try it.It would be great for us fairies to be accompanied by our family members, and I would be even happier to be accompanied by everyone in the chat group. Sure enough, expecting a lover or something is a bit extravagant.

Golden Goblin (Kudoli): After all, we are just a group of short-lived beings who should not even have the concept of life and death.

Real thing (Yukinoshita Yukino): Stop talking, Cordoli, you still have hope, at least from what you describe, the so-called [beasts] in your world are not that powerful.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: Don't be sad, work hard, if so, you will get something in the end.

I am Subaru Natsuki: The powerful combat unit in this group is completely feasible to clean up all the beasts on the surface of your world. Even your planet is nothing more than a giant to some existences in the group A little glass ball.So, now that you have joined the [Wanjie chat group], your fate has been reversed. In any case, as a member of the group, I will never allow the death of a cute fairy like you.

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): Yes, yes.If you don't believe that everyone in the group is so powerful, you can also try it, as long as you have a task card with [-] points, Mr. Sexy Prisoner and I can help you.

Future Promising True Monarch (Zhong Li): Count me in too.I once said, I will find a way to change the doomsday world you are in. If you really need help, just buy a primary task card.I will send my clone to help you.

Golden Goblin (Kudoli): Well, thank you everyone, I see.We goblins often have such a thin idea of ​​life and death, so sorry, it's not that I'm desperate.

Golden Fairy (Kudoli): If necessary, please help me protect my family members.

I'm Subaru Natsuki: No problem!pass it to me!

10 yuan Miko (Hakurei Reimu): I can help too!

Imp Difficult to Bring (one way): I can't teleport through the primary task card now, shit.

Light Wings Spread (Sexy Prisoner): If you need a hero, call my name.Then don't be afraid anymore, because I will rush to protect the weak with my life.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Just right, let me tell you something.

Future Promising True Monarch (Zhongli): @金首香, @民武, @chocolate和alcohol.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Three, I need your help.

Golden Fairy (Kudoli): What's wrong, Mr. Zhongli?

Policeman (Tendo Kigen): Is there something wrong?

Chocolate and Alcohol (Julie): What happened?

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): I need your help.To be precise, I need the coordinates of your world.

Chocolate and Alcohol (Yuli): Want to see us? ?Ok, ok, but how do I give you the coordinates?

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): I will give you 200 points every day, which is the upper limit of the red envelopes that the chat group can issue every day.Up to 1000 points, this point is enough to buy a primary task card, you release the task, and I can go to the world where you are.

Chocolate and Alcohol (Yuli): Really want to come to my world? ! ! !

Chocolate and Alcohol (Yuli): Despair is far away! !

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): So, @chocolate和alcohol, do you agree?

Chocolate and Alcohol (Yulie): Of course I agree! !

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): Alright, then @民攻，Miss Tiantong, would you like it?

Policeman (Tiantong Mugeng): .....Yes...but you have to help me kill all the Tendo family, this is my corresponding request.

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): Sorry, I don't know the truth about the Tiantong family and the world you live in, and I don't know whether the Tiantong family you said is good or evil, so I can't agree to you so rashly.

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): But... um... How about this, I can pay you a certain amount of points as a reward, how about it?

Policeman (Tiantong Kigeng): Yes.. Then how much points are you willing to pay?

The Promising Master in the Future (Zhong Li): This depends on what I may gain in your world, but it should be at least 500 points.

Policeman (Tendo Kigeng): ...that's ok.But before I can use the task card, you need to provide me with a deposit of at least 250 points.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Yes, I agree with this proposal.

Policeman (Tendo Kigen): Well... that's good.

Future Promising Master (Zhong Li): Then, the last member of the doomsday group, @金首鬼, Miss Ke Duoli.What is your opinion?

Golden Fairy (Kudoli): Mr. Zhongli, are you human?

Future Promising Master (Zhongli): Well...According to the universal truth, I am not a human being, but a demon god.

Golden Fairy (Kudoli): Mr. Zhongli, what is your purpose for coming to my world? ?